Chapter 3: Little white face? Uncle?

Chapter 3 Little White Face? Uncle?
Afterwards, I realized that the behind-the-scenes hand-in-hand was the princess Jiu, the sister-in-law of the emperor's mother.
I heard that Pei Yanzhen's youth and literary talents were well-known in the capital for a while, and the amount of wind was the same. Together with that champion, there were also the hearts of countless young girls in Beijing. Of course, this pile of fragrant hearts naturally includes the pulsating careful liver of Princess Nine. It is said that even the emperor intended to recruit him as a concubine.
It's a pity that Luohua has no intention of flowing water, no matter how many times the empress dowager hinted that Pei Yanzhen didn't blame it. The emperor gave up, but she didn't want to be Princess Nine, but she was so bad-tempered that she didn't look back when she hit the south wall. Therefore, since the capital has repeatedly staged dramas of women chasing men. In addition to the Hanlin Academy and the Yamen Chaotang, where did Pei Yanzhen go, where must the nine princesses chase him? Pei Yanzhen just treats each other slowly and slowly, but only when he doesn't know. It is also called that the nine princesses are irritable.
It has been so noisy for more than a year, and even the emperor is tired, and Princess Nine still enjoys it. I don’t know if I was frightened. After all, Pei Yanzhen got sick. But when the wind is dry, he has a fever and headache. The doctor said that Pei is a person from Jiangnan’s water town. Dissatisfaction.
Pei Yanzhen wanted to suffer from illness, so he resigned from Beijing and returned to Jiangnan. I heard that my elder brother was leaving, and Princess Jiu naturally had to cry in front of the Empress Dowager, and the Emperor did not know how to think about it. He blamed Princess Jiu for a "nonsense!"
Princess Nine has been spoiled since childhood, and she has converged a lot since she was angry at the emperor. I don't want to, but it is to rejuvenate.
This time, I heard that Pei Yanzhen wanted to marry Shen Qian's daughter, and she took dozens of people out of the court overnight and hijacked the bridegroom in Jiangnan.
Listening to this, at that time, my thoughts can only be described in two words, that is, "disaster". This Pei Yanzhen lived off a scourge!
It's just that I was surprised that the nine princesses were so persevering and so stolen that even the relatives had snatched them, how could they finally be persuaded by Pei Yanzhen's few words to release the meat to the mouth?
I asked Pei Yanzhen several times, and every time he kept silent as he kept silent.
One day, after the intercourse, I suddenly remembered that my aunt had taught me the secret surgery in the room. But when a man is satisfied, it is best to speak when he has a question. He asked him again. Sure enough, Pei Yanzhen slowly brushed my hair with my fingers while holding me. While smiling gently, he said to me: "I only said one word to her, and she let me go."
"Which sentence?" I raised his head with his chest in curiosity.
"I said to her--" Pei Yanzhen lowered his voice leisurely and said: "I can't do it in bed."
"You!" I was choked for a while, and I started to hiccup without stopping. What a disaster, what a disaster! If he couldn't do it, he would have to write it upside down, parallel!
Pei Yanzhen saw that I was choked up and hiccups, and laughed at once, so I could not guess until he said it was true or false.
It's just that I usually saw him smile softly and never laughed so heartily. It feels like facing a semi-shy stamen every day, and it is expected that it will bloom out of a graceful lotus flower. One day it suddenly blooms, but it is a gorgeous peony, which is unexpected.
I don’t know how other couples get along. I only know that my mother had gone early. My father had to hang her, and she didn’t have the right room anymore. The two younger brothers were still young, and several aunts were always noisy Together, it was either to gather the cards or to discuss the purchase of cloth and clothes. The Shen family had great business, and his father was busy all year round. The number of aunts who saw him was afraid that he had not seen Mr. Zhong, the accountant.
In this comparison, in my heart, I think Pei Yanzhen is good to me. At least he returns home day by day, and he has no plans to accept concubines for a while. Knowing that I like to listen to martial arts, I invite the troupe to make fun at home from time to time. Fan.
It's just that my name has changed from Shen Miao since then... Well, Pei Shen's... Old-fashioned and arrogant, it's really not very nice.
Just a few months after marrying, it happened to be my birthday. I woke up early in the morning and walked around in the yard. I found no sign of hilarity. Pei Yanzhen refused to give me a birthday. Even the play team didn’t invite me. Think again. In recent days, he seems to have returned late many times, and I often slept two or three times when I returned. With such an association, I will know that the inside is too tired...
It is said that wives are worse than concubines, concubines are worse than prostitutes, and prostitutes are worse than stealing.
It’s just that it’s faster, right?
At night, the maid invited me to the backyard and said that the young master called me. I didn't want to. When I entered the hospital, I almost planted a tumble. The whole night of the yard did not even have a light on, and the darkness was dark. When the light was turned on, I saw a sudden light illuminate in the center of the yard. I don't know when the white screen was set up. The light came through behind the screen.
It would take a while, but after seeing the screen, a group of shadow puppets came up, carrying the sedan and wailing and blowing suona, and later, a shadow puppet came up again. Seeing that the villain lifted another villain with a red cap from the flower sedan, when the two were in full swing, they came up with a team of horses. After playing for a while, the boy was taken away. child.
At this point, it is no longer a familiar word...
In the end, when I saw that the little man was riding on a horse, I suddenly had a strange idea. It turned out that "Lin Jiaotou's Snow Night on Liangshan" was not the best show, and there was a scene far away On it.
I was stuck in my thoughts, and I couldn’t see that the screen was split into two pairs, and both of them receded. After a while, the lights went out, and the Chinese lamps in the courtyard came together. One person walked out of the back of the screen. Looking at the pair of red-skinned little skinny men, they looked at me for a while and said: "Ma'am, this pair of skinny men was carved by my own hands. The beginner knife is not so delicate. You have the right to accept it."
I was stunned for a while, not knowing how to move.
"Isn't it a woman's disgust?" Seeing that I missed it, Pei Yanzhen suddenly lowered his eyelashes and said: "If the woman thinks that this work is not good, I will make a pair next year, a pair a year, OK?"
It turned out that he came back all these days and nights to learn the shadow puppetry and to sculpt the pair of villains.
I suddenly felt a bit sore nose, and I reached for the shadow puppet in a hurry. For a moment, I thought that Pei Shen was pretty good.
Then, whispered in a low voice: "So, you are not cheating......"
It was night, and it was almost dawn that I was able to sleep exhaustedly... The reader is so terrible, turning his face faster than turning the book!
By chance, I just barely got used to the title of "Pei Shen's" but it was only more than two years. Pei Yanzhen had just done a strange thing just after he went to the prefecture of Yangzhou City.
Don't say it's a human being, even if it's a god.
I don’t know who started it in the middle of the capital. When I was chatting, I talked about Pei Yanzhen. He said that Pei Yanzhen newly married the only daughter of Jiangnan’s wealthy Shen Qian, and that it was my mother who died early. Lu Yao, this is boundless. Some people say that the impression that the Pei family had also married a woman with the surname Lu, so a group of bored antique veterans found Pei and Shen genealogy. A closer look.
Finally, I came to an amazing conclusion-Pei Yanzhen is my mother's distant cousin!
As a result, a group of honest priests immediately wrote a joint letter, saying that Pei Yanzhen and I were really incest, bad humility, ruthless morality, and even more, that Pei Yanzhen as a heavy minister of the North and Central China was an official and a parent of the country. Doesn't the behavior make the world laugh at the rudeness of our country, and tell me what's the face of the great country!
In short, the whole story is that the family affairs of Pei Yanzhen and I are directly related to the survival of the national security society.
Upon hearing the emperor, he also felt that the situation was quite serious.
On the second day, the imperial edict came out of the capital quickly and flew into Yangzhou City. After the decree, a detailed comparison of Pei and Shen Zupu was also implicated. The huge and complicated look of my head was like a big fight and I did not understand it. I only knew one thing, that is, Pei Yanzhen was far away from me. Uncle cousin.
Therefore, in the case of the emperor's real dragon emperor mixing with the last paw, my personal affairs completely fell apart.
In fact, if you think about it, it is not difficult to understand...
In a word, men are afraid to go wrong, and women are afraid to marry wrong. The emperor's business is really a lack of security.
When I returned to my home to manage the cage, I always felt something was dropped, but I couldn't remember what it was. One day later, when I set up a stage singing performance at home as usual, I remembered that it was the pair of shadow puppets, I was forgotten in the bottom of the box of Pei's family, and I didn't know which one would go cheap...
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