Chapter 1000 - I Am Tang Xuanzang of the Exploding Heavens Faction!

Chapter 1000: I Am Tang Xuanzang of the Exploding Heavens Faction!
Translator: 
Nyoi-Bo Studio 
 Editor: 
Nyoi-Bo Studio

Did he ask her to take off all of her clothes?
Did she hide a weapon on her body?
In an instant, everyone present became silent. They gave each other strange looks and looked at Xu Que. Not a single word came out of their mouths. They had seen immoral ruffians, but never someone this shamelessly risqué.
Unlike everyone else, Bai Cailing and Elder Yu were unperturbed. They already knew that Xu Que was a shameless pervert. Ever since Xu Que caught Elder Yu off guard and took advantage of her back in the Dong household, her impression of him had been that he was the most shameless of all perverts. For him to say something like that, she was not surprised in the slightest.

What did you just say?
Meanwhile, the lady in the Half-Celestial Stage asked with wide eyes. Anger and shock filled her face as if she had never expected Xu Que to have the cheek to make such a demand to her, a Half-Celestial.



I said that I suspect you to have concealed weapons in your clothes, so you must take your clothes off…hey, why are you looking at me like this? Are you questioning my professionalism?
Xu Que put on a stern expression and reproached her,
Let me tell you something, you’re not as pretty as you think you are. Even if you stripped naked right in front of me, my wiener would remain completely impassive. On the contrary, I might even find you funny. If you don’t believe me, then take your clothes off!


Yeah! Take them off!


Off! Off! Off!

Buttface and the toy poodle were more than happy to add oil to the fire and immediately jeered.

Shut up!
The Half-Celestial woman became furious and roared at them. She was on the verge of blasting Xu Que to pieces. Beside her, the Half-Celestial man frowned slightly without uttering a word or making a move. He didn’t want to hand over what they possessed.

Hmph, do you really want to fight us to the death?
The woman gazed cooly at Xu Que and asked in a low voice. The Half-Celestials are not to be dishonored, but she had no intention of fighting with Xu Que. His Heaven-Devouring Demonic Mosquitoes would be enough to make her regret her bravado.

Fight you to the death? You’re overthinking it. I would never battle anyone to death!
Xu Que said, smirking.
At that point, he had already summoned the System interface. He had accumulated more than 200,000 Acting Tough Points.
Ever since he had upgraded the system, his Acting Tough Points had been hovering around 100,000. However, ever since he captured these two powerhouses at the Half-Celestial Stage and secured the presence of Bai Cailing, a Human Celestial, every tough act he performed brought him tens of thousands of Acting Tough Points.
Therefore, he started to mess around with the Half-Celestial couple once he tasted the benefits of doing so. To think that he would gather almost 100,000 points in one go! It was unbelievably lucrative. However, he seemed to have reached the limit of the Acting Tough Points that he could milk from them. The growth of the points became too slow to be significant, and he quickly lost interest in more acts of toughness.


Xu Que decided not to waste his time. He began to show a cold smile. It’s time to kill the donkey when the grinding is done.

You don’t want to fight to the death? Then let us go right now, and we can consider showing you one thing!
sneered the Half-Celestial lady. The man too had a darkened expression as he stared into Xu Que’s eyes.
They had always assumed that even if they were trapped by Xu Que for the time being, this young man at the Form Synthesis Stage would have no guts to make a move on them. Even though they might not be powerful enough to fend off the Heaven-Devouring Demonic Mosquitoes, it didn’t mean that they were at his mercy. Once they decided to fight back. Xu Que would need to pay a hefty price.

No, no, no, you misunderstood!
Xu Que smiled and shook his head,
What I meant by never fighting to the death was that…whenever I decide to kill, I squash them before they can fight back. Therefore, there’s no need to fight to the death at all!

Xu Que took a sudden step back.
The two Half-Celestials immediately paled at his words, believing that he was about to attack. They immediately cast their magic spells, their bodies emitting an overwhelming and blinding brilliance, filling the skies.
However, not only did Xu Que retreat, he brought his millions of Heaven-Devouring Demonic Mosquitoes into retreat with him. He did not attack, but instead turned to the old lady and smiled,
Jade Lake Saint Miss Bai Ca-bbage, I’ll leave these two to you! Take revenge however you want, but leave them disabled, not dead! Leave the dirty work such as killing them to me!

Everyone present twitched the corners of their mouths. So that was what you meant by not fighting to the death?
Bai Cailing was left speechless also. She could not care less about Xu Que and strode toward the front where the couple was. She would definitely need to settle the score of being ambushed by them before. There was no way that she would let them off!
Swoosh!


With a slight cutting sound. Bai Cailing transformed into a silhouette as uncapturable as the mist. She looked like an immortal in legends, surrounded by holy air. Carrying a killing aura so massive and overwhelming, she reached the couple in the blink of an eye. The couple at the Half-Celestial Stage both understood that this battle was unavailable. They stiffened their expressions and immediately attacked.
Boom!
The battle between Celestials was indeed spectacular, with spells and magic arts flashing brilliantly all around.
Jiang Hongyan took Xu Feifei and withdrew to the back the moment the fight started. Under the orders of Elder Yu, all followers of the Leaving Leaves Sect also left the battlefield.
Xu Que stayed where he was, seeking a chance to steal a kill.
After all, that’s two Half-Celestials he has there. Although he had never killed an existence on that level, the experience points that he would gain would be significant!
Boom!
However, the moment the crowd withdrew, a terrifying burst of energy exploded in front of them.
Xu Que was blasted off at once, his body hammered into the wall of the tunnel. Spiderweb cracks formed from the impact, and blood actually began to trickle down from Xu Que’s lips.

So strong!
Xu Que was shocked.


He had forgotten the last time he had been injured. Even if he had, it was from him stubbornly fighting enemies several times stronger than himself. If he got hurt, his enemies would be hurt even more seriously.
However, in this case, he did nothing but stand around. Yet, he was caught up with the remnant power of their attacks. It was just remnant power, but it was enough to shake him to the point that he vomited blood.

Is this the capabilities of the stage after Great Vehicle? Half-Immortal, Human Immortal…heh, heh, interesting!
Xu Que smiled and wiped the blood off his lips.
Although the other party was dominant, it didn’t mean that he was weak.The reason for his injury was his low cultivation stage. Due to that, his physical body and Taoist Connotation were both not enough to survive this attack. However, the prowess of his attacks could not be belittled. Furthermore, he had millions of Heaven-Devouring Demonic Mosquitoes in his hand. He could take on a Half-Celestial any day.

Today’s the day I’ll take your heads!
Xu Que was very excited deep down. Now that he had seen how powerful the Half-Celestials and Human Celestials were, he began to crave leveling up once again.

Wang Dachui, stay away, and don’t die here!
Suddenly, Bai Cailing, still locked in battle, sent a soundless communication to Xu Que, reminding him to keep his distance.

Die here? Miss Cabbage, are you kidding me?
Xu Que laughed and waved. He put all the Heaven-Devouring Demonic Mosquitoes into the Beat Soul Bags, and at the same time, activated the system’s automatic recovery ability. All of his injuries recovered at once.
Swoosh!
The next moment, Xu Que stepped onto a bolt of lightning and transformed into a vague shadow sweeping to the front.

Don’t come over!
Bai Cailing exclaimed when she saw what he was doing


The Half-Celestial couple lit up once they saw Xu Que.

He’s put away the Heaven-Devouring Demonic Mosquitoes!


Run, stop fighting this instant!

The duo immediately cast magic spells and attacked in unison, forcing Bai Cailing to fall a few steps back. They took the opportunity and tried to escape.

Run? Where to?
Xu Que laughed and formed a magic seal with his hands, and a glow shone brilliantly from his ten fingers.
Boom!
In an instant, the void sank, making a boom that sounded like stifled thunder. Then, an enormous mountain appeared out of thin air. It got bigger and bigger by the second, and with a deafening crash sealed the tunnel instantly. Not only that, it was still growing and almost burst out of the tunnel walls.

What? This…this is…

Bai Cailing immediately widened her eyes and was thoroughly shocked. 
The Gautama Buddha Seal of the Xumi Sect? How’s that possible?

The couple at the Half-Celestial stage paled at once. They turned to look at Xu Que with horrified looks on their faces. However, their hearts dropped the moment they swept their gazes in Xu Que’s direction. Xu Que was gone, again.
Hadn’t they seen this before?

Oh, no!
They both called out in their hearts at the same time. They tried to escape instinctively; however, they were too late.
Bam!
A muffled crash resounded behind them. A patch of tightly knitted dark shadows landed on the back of their skulls. The great force made them blank out instantly and knocked the daylight out of them and they fainted on the spot.

Hmph! If the Exploding Heavens Faction wants you to stay, there’s no way you can escape!
Xu Que walked over slowly with a black rod on his hand, his smile mocking and disdainful. Then, he converged strands of Taoist Connotation and True Core Strength on his fingertips. It transformed into a brilliantly sharp sword figure and slashed down at the heads of the Half-Celestial couple.

Wang Dachui!
A voice suddenly sounded from Xu Que’s right. It was Bai Cailing, who asked him in both horror and terror,
You…who exactly are you?

Pa-ta!
At the same time, Xu Que swung his blade down and severed the heads of the Half-Celestial couple at the same time. Two heads rolled as fresh blood spilled all over.
Xu Que raised his head and looked at Bai Cailing. He smiled,
I am Tang Xuanzang of the Exploding Heavens Faction, my second name is Sanzang! My nickname is the Ultimate Dharma—the Invincible Buddha!