Chapter 1087 - Rise Immortally to a Stinking Ditch?
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Ultimate Scheming System
- Lord Of The Common People , 太上布衣
- 1613 characters
- 2020-05-10 12:26:13
Chapter 1087: Rise Immortally to a Stinking Ditch?
Translator:
Nyoi-Bo Studio
Editor:
Nyoi-Bo Studio
Xu Que was dragged into a Void Tunnel. The Spiritual Qi blowing into his face was even more powerful than that in the Celestial Burial Valley!
However, this Void Tunnel was full of sharp wind blades. The chilly winds created many cuts on his body like sharp swords.
Luckily, those cuts were not fatal. Xu Que took this opportunity to toughen his physique again!
After activating the Automatic Recovery Function of the System, he just let that mysterious traction force drag him into the Void Tunnel.
To his surprise, he saw a world in front of him in the Void Tunnel, which was dark and dusty. Before his arrival, he had sensed the powerful oppression obviously.
Even more terrifying, countless sexy and attractive female cultivators, who only covered their private parts with small cloth strips, were standing in the streets of this world.
They were writhing around in the street to attract the male cultivators who passed by. If they were chosen by a man, they would be taken away.
Xu Que, who was surprised by this scene in the Void Tunnel, shouted that he didn’t want to come here. Actually, he was so excited and believed this was exactly the right place for him!
Because this scene was so familiar. When he was a college student on the Earth, he could also see gorgeously dressed women when he walked in some streets. When those women asked him,
Sir, do you need a massage?
, he could always walk over calmly.
Xu Que thought it was the highest state of
out of the mud without dye
. Technically, it could be called
poverty
or
poor
for short!
Now, when he saw this scene in this world, he was shocked. Because when they finished their business, women were always quite satisfied. Sometimes women even gave men some shiny crystals as rewards!
Xu Que was totally dumbfounded.
Is this the way in the World of Near Celestial?
These men should be the legendary
male prostitutes
, right?
Holy shit! If I knew male cultivators are so popular in the World of Near Celestial, I should have come here earlier!
Xu Que was so excited in the Void Tunnel.
Boom!
At last, the powerful traction force caused some dizzy to Xu Que. Bang! He felt his feet touched the solid ground.
It was a spacious square which should be the center of this city. Many streets led to this square. A lot of gorgeously-dressed women were standing in front of many archaic buildings, which was just like what Xu Que saw in the Void Tunnel.
He made it!
He has arrived!
Oh, yes!
Xu Que waved his fist to celebrate his successful landing.
Soon, he found something was wrong. It seemed a lot of people had noticed his arrival.
Immediately after his landing, he sensed many people had fixed their eyes on his body in surprise. Then, over 10 cultivators rushed to him.
My fellow cultivator, are you a new-comer?
My fellow cultivator, my name is Wang Qiannian! My God! You look so gifted. I bet you are a genius! Please join our Generosity Sect!
My fellow cultivator, don’t listen to his bullshit! The Generosity Sect is the meanest sect here. Our Majesty Alliance is the most generous and majestic sect in this place and we never bully our members!
Bullshit! Over 50 members of your Majesty Alliance were killed the day before yesterday. How could you boast unblushingly here?
Shit! We lost those people because we came across a queen ant!
You are even not able to deal with a queen ant! How could you have the nerve to hire new members?
My fellow cultivator, join our Heaven Alliance! We are the most powerful sect in this place!
Those cultivators were criticizing each other for all of them tried to enroll Xu Que.
Xu Que was shocked again.
The Generosity Sect? The Majesty Alliance? Why the names of their sects are so low?
The World of Near Celestial is way too weird! Look at the sect of Bai Cailing! Its name is the Jade Lake, which is so majestic!
Also, they mentioned the queen ant! What the hell is that?
Soon, Xu Que calmed down and folded his hands at those cultivators politely. Then, he said with a graceful smile,
Guys, I am new here. Could you please tell me is this place the World of Near Celestial?
The World of Near Celestial?
His question shocked those cultivators a bit. Then, they said by nodding head with a smile,
Of course! You are in the World of Near Celestial!
Oh, what is this place in the World of Near Celestial, please? By the way, do you know the way to the Jade Lake?
Xu Que asked delightedly.
The Jade Lake?
His words shocked and confused those people again.
At this time, Wang Qiannian from the Generosity Sect walked up and said by patting Xu Que’s shoulder,
My fellow cultivator, let me give you an introduction! The World of Near Celestial is composed of the Heaven Continent, the Earth Continent and the Xuanhuang Continent where I come from. I’ve never heard of the Jade Lake. So, I guess you must come from the Earth Continent!
Ah? No, I am from the Four Great Continents!
Xu Que said with puzzlement.
This was the first time for him to know the World of Near Celestial was composed of 3 continents. He knew the Xuanhuang Continent for the woman with long whip from the Dongsheng Academy used to tell him that the 3 academies were from the Xuanhuang Continent.
Now, this emaciated man whose name was Wang Qiannian said he was from the Xuanhuang Continent, which meant this place was not the Xuanhuang Continent.
Wang Qiannian also mentioned the Earth Continent. Apparently, this place was not the Earth Continent either!
Then…there is only one truth!
My fellow cultivator, are we in the Heaven Continent?
Xu Que asked confidently.
The Heaven Continent?
Wang Qiannian was totally dumbfounded.
Snigger! His words totally amused the rest people in this area.
My fellow cultivator, are you kidding me? I dare to say nobody in this place is from the Heaven Continent!
No, this is not precise! You should say nobody in this area is from the Heaven Continent. And nobody in this area is able to go to the Heaven Continent!
My fellow cultivator, the Heaven Continent is the peak of the World of Near Celestial, which is inaccessible for all of us!
Wang Qiannian said as he looked at Xu Que with a wry smile.
Xu Que was confused immediately. He said by furrowing his eyebrows,
Since this is not the Heaven Continent, the Earth Continent or the Xuanhuang Continent, where the hell are we?
This place? Here is a rank list! The Heaven Continent, the Earth Continent, the Xuanhuang Continent, the stinking ditch! Compared to those places, this place is just a stinking ditch!
Wang Qiannian said with a self-deprecating smile.
A stinking ditch?
Damn! The Act Tough Saint rose immortally to a stinking ditch directly! Are you kidding me?
My fellow cultivator, don’t try to be so funny! Just tell us where are you from?
At this time, Wang Qiannian said with an enthusiastic smile as he placed his hand on Xu Que’s shoulder.
I’m not kidding! I am really from the Four Great Continents! What a bad luck! I didn’t expect I could rise immortally to a stinking ditch…Wait! No way! It seems your stinking ditch is quite nice. You have so many beautiful girls…Wow!
Xu Que said as he looked around. Then, he winked at Wang Qiannian as if he was saying
You know that
!
However, his words stunned all people in this square.
Rise immortally?
You…you are not from the World of Near Celestial?
Holy shit! You rose immortally to this place!
My God! My fellow cultivator, are you kidding me? How could you rise immortally to this place?
This place has been abandoned for a long time. Nobody could rise immortally to this place!
Many people shouted in disbelief.
The next moment, all people from those sects shook their head and left immediately.
Even Wang Qiannian, who was so enthusiastic just now, took back his hand and wanted to leave with embarrassment.
Hey, brother Wang! Wait!
Xu Que shouted hurriedly. He had to find out where he was now and how to find Jiang Hongyan!
However, Wang Qiannian ignored Xu Que and walked away quickly as if he was a deaf person.
What? How dare you ignore me? Did you do that because I am too weak or you are overconfident?
Xu Que raised his eyebrows. Then, he took out a dagger as he rushed up and stopped behind Wang Qiannian.
Chi!
The dagger was placed in front of Wang Qiannian’s throat like a strand of light.
Standing behind Wang Qiannian, Xu Que said with a smile,
My fellow cultivator, why are you in such a hurry? I’ve decided to join your Generosity Sect!
Ah?
Wang Qiannian put on a long face immediately. As a cultivator at the Human Celestial Stage, he didn’t want to defend himself or fight back. He turned around and said bitterly to Xu Que,
Please don’t do that, my fellow cultivator! Please reconsider your decision. Actually, our Generosity Sect is not generous at all! You’d better join the Majesty Alliance!
People of the Majesty Alliance shouted from afar immediately,
Bullshit! We’ve just lost 50 people recently! We are busy conducting funerals and have no time to hire new members!
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