Translator: Nyoi-Bo Studio Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio
Several tons of bombs?
Hearing this, Buttface was shocked and his eyes bulged.
Why are you staring at me like that? Go do some warm-ups, otherwise you’ll have cramps later!
Xu Que patted him on his head.
Buttface sat on the ground and said rudely,
Hang me!
Oh, do you really want me to? Sure!
Xu Que said.
Stop!
Buttface suddenly jumped up and shouted,
Are you serious?
Anyone who disobeys me shall be hanged!
Xu Que looked at the soldiers.
Hearing this, the three thousand soldiers quickly formed the four groups and stood n line.
We are already prepared. Please give us orders!
a soldier shouted.
Xu Que nodded and looked at Buttface.
So, carry the bombs or be hanged. Which do you prefer?
I will only carry a maximum of ten tons! Period!
Buttface said.
No way. You have to at least carry twenty tons!
How?
You just need to come and go a few times! By the way, you won’t be killed or anything, why are you so afraid?
Look at me! Last time you set fire to my butt, and even now it is still bare!
Buttface snarled, turning around and showing Xu Que.
Xu Que struck him on the behind, cursing.
Fck! Cover your butt, I am not interested in fcking your ass! Fine! You shall carry at least ten tons!
Deal!
Buttface said reluctantly.
Then Xu Que took out from his storage all the high-tech weapons he had bought from the System.
Everyone there was stunned. They all took a deep breath.
They had never seen weapons like these in their entire lives, and it was obvious that these weapons were very powerful.
Ten helicopters of the latest design had just appeared on the ground, alongside ten tanks.
It was costing him about 500 Acting Tough Points per day to rent these weapons.
But to please the Water Empress, Xu Que would not mind suffering this cost.
Anyone who wants to ride the helicopter, please step forward.
Around a hundred smart guys from Group Four stepped forward. Xu Que spent another hundred Acting Tough Points on a sped-up educational programme that would help them learn to operate a helicopter in a short time!
After a while, he taught around a hundred soldiers from Group One how to drive a tank.
As for the Rocket Gun and the God-Powered Cannon, they were easier to use. Xu Que had rented ten Rocket Guns from the System, which would cost him 300 Acting Tough Points per day. The God-Powered Cannon, well, that had been made by Xu Que himself. He had managed to make ten of them earlier that day.
Then he put the two hundred people from Group Four and Group One into a pairs. There were now a hundred groups of two.
Xu Que was aware of a bug with the System—as long as a certain object was rented daily, no matter how severely damaged it might be, he would always be able to exchange it for a new one for free.
So Xu Que was not worried that the helicopters or tanks might get damaged during the battle.
Are you ready?
Xu Que asked.
Yes, sir!
everyone replied together.
Good! Now fire the God-Powered Cannon and Rocket Gun to provide cover for those who are driving the helicopters and tanks!
Xu Que ordered as he waved his hands.
Meanwhile, ten tanks were beginning to crawl forward, and ten helicopters were taking off.
How amazing this is! I want to operate the helicopter too!
Buttface said enviously.
Xu Que looked at him and smiled.
If you manage to carry all the bombs to the city wall, I will permit you to fly one.
Promise!
Buttface said happily.
Then Xu Que took out two thousand camouflage uniforms, as well as two thousand pairs of sunglasses. He handed them out to the remaining soldiers.
Put them on and follow me!
All of a sudden, they all started to put on the camouflage uniforms.
Once you’ve got the uniform on, the enemy will find it very difficult to distinguish you from the terrain, since the print on the fabric blends in very well.
The helicopters and tanks were about to reach to the city wall. Seeing this, Xu Que quickly ran towards the city wall along with Buttface.
He had already tested the Protection Array and realized that it could be destroyed with modern weapons. That was why he had ordered Buttface to carry ten tons of bombs with him.
Xu Que smiled.
Hurry up. Put all the bombs in the corners of the city wall, and remember—don’t make it too obvious.
No problem!
Buttface got very excited.
Xu Que felt very happy about this. He secretly installed some extra switches on the remaining bombs.
Meanwhile, the soldiers who were operating the helicopters and tanks were waiting for Xu Que’s orders.
Xu Que started to lay the Rocket Guns and the God-Powered Cannons down in front of the city wall.
Seeing him, the soldiers on the city wall were surprised.
What’s going on?
Why he is here again?
He has brought so many peculiar weapons with him this time.
Look at that flying iron object, what is that?
Go and inform the governor!
…
Xu Que took out a megaphone and shouted at the soldiers,
Hello! Listen! You have been surrounded by the Exploding Heavens Faction. Now put down your weapons and hand over all your treasures and women! Surrender!
