Chapter 955 - Where Is My Bucket?

Chapter 955: Where Is My Bucket?
Translator: 
Nyoi-Bo Studio 
 Editor: 
Nyoi-Bo Studio

Xu Que stood there with a shiny smile on his face. He waved his hand and said,
Buttface, come here!


What?
Buttface widened his eyes vigilantly.
According to his experience of being bullied by Xu Que for all these years, he figured something bad was hiding behind Xu Que’s smile.
Xu Que said,
Nothing! Just come over, I will give you something delicious!

Buttface said,
No!




What the hell? Why don’t you want it? You are so skinny now! I guess you didn’t have anything good to eat on Earth, right? You should increase your nutrition intake!
Xu Que said lovingly, as he looked at Buttface’s stout body.
Puff!
Don’t try to fool me! If you really want to give me something delicious, just throw it to me!
Buttface sensed something was wrong, but he couldn’t resist the temptation of delicious food.
Xu Que said with a smile,
I can’t throw it. It is a new delicacy, and its name is the Nine Heavens Chilly Jade Ultimate Busty Milk Tea! If I throw it, it will spill!


Busty…Milk Tea?
Buttface’ eyes lit up, and he asked Xu Feifei, drooling, 
Girl, I trust you! Is what he said true? Can’t he throw it?


Ah?
Xu Feifei was confused. Then, she said, nodding her head,
He can’t throw it for it will spill!

Howl! Buttface roared wildly. Then he rushed up to Xu Que and said excitedly,
Come on, show it to me! Here I am!


OK!
Xu Que smiled. When Buttface got close to him, he waved his hand and took out a glittering machete.
Swish!
Seeing that, Buttface’s expression changed abruptly. He stopped in his tracks and said in terror,
Crap! What…are you going to do? Where is the Milk Tea? I don’t eat knives!


Don’t be afraid! I only need some blood! After the blood drawing, I’ll give you the Milk Tea!
Xu Que laughed loudly as he rushed up with the machete in his hand.



Damn! I don’t want it anymore! Stay away from me! Holy crap!
Buttface turned around and escaped in terror.
However, he was too close to Xu Que. Bang! He was pinned on the ground by Xu Que after running only a few steps.

Oh…oh….
The toy poodle was still moving his body on Buttface’s head. When he saw Xu Que, he said with a smile immediately,
Oh, oh…my lord, do you also want to…do it here? I will share this place with you. We can do it together!


Just get lost!
Xu Que picked up the toy poodle and threw him away from Buttface. Then he placed the machete on Buttface’s head.
Buttface was struggling desperately. He yelled,
Little brat, have you lost your mind? I went through fire and water with you! How could you draw my blood? I would rather die than submit!


Nonsense! Stop struggling! I need some Ten-Millennium-Wolf-Blood to make the Space-Breaking Spells. Don’t you want to go back to the World of Cultivators?
Xu Que said seriously.

What? Are you going to make Space-Breaking Spells? No, I don’t want to go back now!
Buttface shouted.
Bang! Xu Que pounded on Buttface’s head and said, widening his eyes,
I don’t care whether you want to go back or not! The point is I want to go back! Just hand over the Ten-Millennium-Wolf-Blood cooperatively!

Howl! Buttface started to shriek hysterically, crying like a baby. He yelled,
Wait, little brat, just wait! I have something to say!

Xu Que stopped cutting with the machete and asked,
What?




Alas!
Buttface sighed deeply and said seriously,
Now, I have to tell you the truth! Actually, I am not a wolf but a dog!


Oh, that’s it, is it?! What I want is Ten-Millennium-Dog-Blood!
Xu Que nodded his head and continued to cut Buttface’s head with the machete.
Buttface was dumbfounded.
What? What did you say? You said you wanted the Ten-Millennium-Wolf-Blood!


I was wrong just now. Actually, I need the Ten-Millennium-Dog-Blood! If you don’t believe me, I can show you the formula!
Xu Que said with a smile.
Buttface was annoyed immediately. He started to struggle desperately and shouted abuse,
Crap! Stop your nonsense! Just let me go! What I said was also wrong! I am not a dog but a wolf!


What? How arrogant you are! How dare you curse me? Is it because you are overconfident or think I am too weak to punish you? Do you really think I can’t cut your skin?
Xu Que raised his eyebrows immediately.
Although Xu Que failed to make Buttface bleed a bit after cutting his skin for a time, he could do it by using some other tricks, no matter how tough Buttface’s physique was!
Hearing that, Buttface gave up directly. He said hurriedly,
No, please, don’t do that! I will be cooperative!


Be cooperative?
Xu Que said with a faint smile,
Then, tell me, how will you be cooperative?


In fact, I have a little bit of Ten-Millennium-Dog-Blood with me. But the volume is quite low. Just tell me how much you want first?
Buttface gave up and said seriously.


Xu Que let him go temporarily and said,
You are quite sensible. One Space- Breaking Spell needs three drops of blood. Just give me 30 drops!


30 drops? Crap! You can kill me now!
Buttface was surprised. He almost jumped up – 30 drops were too much for him.

I need at least 20 drops! No less!
Xu Que said with a smile.

No, ten drops! I can only give you ten drops!


How much do you have?


Not much!


OK, just stop your nonsense! Ten drops are OK for now! Anyway, I will come back to you if I need more!
Xu Que shook his head; he didn’t want to waste his time on Buttface.
From his point of view, Buttface’s possessions also belonged to him!

Alas! What a heavy loss! I can’t take it anymore!
Buttface stood up and shook his head. Then, he waved his paw at his stomach. The next moment, his stomach started to shine. A gap appeared in his stomach. He took out a big wooden bucket, which was almost two meters high. Bang! He placed the bucket on the ground. Then he opened the lid of the bucket, which was full of dog blood with its unpleasant smell.
Ding!
The Ten-Millennium-Dog-Blood is detected! Is the Host going to collect it?
Just at this moment, the System’s warning tone echoed in Xu Que’s mind.


Xu Que’s face darkened and he stared at Buttface.
Ten drops?
You have such a big bucket of dog blood. And you only agree to give me ten drops!
Buttface ignored Xu Que’s stare. He took out a thumb-size jade bottle and started to collect the dog blood carefully, leaning on the edge of the bucket. It seemed he really wanted to collect only ten drops for Xu Que.
Damn! Xu Que shouted to the System,
Collect this bucket of dog blood for me without leaving one drop for him!


Through calculation, the Host shall spend 100 Acting Tough Points to collect this bucket of dog blood. Is the Host going to proceed?


Yes!

Whoosh!
Instantly, mysterious strength gushed out from Xu Que’s body, which picked up the wooden bucket in front of Buttface like an invisible hand. Then the wooden bucket disappeared in a blink of an eye!
Buttface, who was in the middle of collecting dog blood, was stunned on the spot. He even waved his paw in the air in front of him and said in puzzlement,
Where…is my bucket?

Xu Que nodded his head.
What? Where is the bucket? Buttface, do not try to fool me! You didn’t even want to give me ten drops of dog blood?