Chapter 267: irony
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Unlimited Machine Warfare
- Yi Zui
- 1874 characters
- 2021-03-03 08:06:34
When the table and chairs were lifted up, Xiao Ran also served a warm morning tea meal. Under the attention of countless people coming and going around, Xiao Ran just enjoyed the food in such a hurry, it seemed that it was not for the sake of Waiting for the guests of the National Revolutionary League and Aeu here, just want to change a place to have a meal.
Before Xiao Ran could finish eating, the RCEF and Aeu finally walked out with their heads up and their chests high, especially the two leading men, a middle-aged black-haired man, and a fat blond man. The two were even talking and laughing. Laughing, I didn't feel that there was anything wrong with making Xiao Ran wait for them here.
But when these two people watched Xiao Ran sitting on the chair, sipping tea without rush, there was a portable TV on the table, and they all smiled when watching the movie. The expression is like eating shit.
Xiao Ran's attention seemed to be all attracted by the movie on the table, and he didn't notice the way a group of people came out. It was still Lieutenant Colonel Rodia approaching Xiao Ran's ear and saying, Xiao Ran suddenly realized that he raised his head. When I stood up, I forgot to press the pause in front of the portable movie. I just stood in front of the chair and smiled at the RCEF and Aeu.
"Sorry, sorry, I didn't see you at all just now, and I blamed this movie for being so wonderful, ah, really." Xiao Ran sighed apologetically, and reached out to Major General Jin from the RCEF and Brigadier General Goodman from Aeu to signal them to sit. Bottom: "The two came here so early. I shouldn’t have breakfast. I’m a person. I’m a little uncomfortable these days. I feel dizzy if I don’t eat. If you don’t mind, let’s eat together. , It just so happens that I can watch this movie."
"Please sit down." Xiao Ran finished speaking and invited the two to sit down again. Before the two could respond, they sat down and said to Lieutenant Colonel Rodia next to him: "Lieutenant Colonel, haven't you seen the guests here? Don't prepare anything yet."
Lieutenant Colonel Rodia took a sigh of relief and nodded repeatedly as if he wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, fearing that he would be unable to hold his breath when he said something, so he turned around and hurried away with several soldiers.
Major General Jin and Brigadier General Goodman looked at Xiao Ran as if they had made up their minds to finish eating here. They were relatively speechless. They frowned at once, but they also maintained a reluctant smile, and nodded slightly to Xiao Ran. Then sat down.
Goodman, the fat guy, doesn't have the mentality of being fat and fat. After sitting down, he sneered and said: "Chief Xiao’s mask is unique. It just leaked out of his mouth, and it won’t affect your eating, but you’re not afraid of getting the mask dirty if you eat like this? It's not so good."
"Yeah, I think so too, so I only did half of it. This thing is very convenient to clean. The new technology does not stain oil, and it is absolutely clean with a white paper." Xiao Ran stared at the movie with both eyes, holding it. Chashui took a sip into his mouth, and said without lifting his head: "There is no way people look ugly. I'm sorry to show them to others and scare them."
Major General Jin and Fatty Brigadier General Goodman didn’t understand what Xiao Ran meant, and they just thought that Xiao Ran was just making an excuse for wearing a mask to laugh at himself, but then Graham suddenly came out:
"General, you are humble, at least in my opinion, many movie stars are still inferior to you."
Xiao Ran pretended to touch the mask. He shook his head and sighed: "I think I was back then. I am also a handsome guy in the school. There are quite a few girls who like me. They have great bodies. I don't know how many girls will scream for me when I take off my clothes. But who knows, suddenly someone more handsome than me appeared. When I saw him, I felt ashamed of myself. From that moment on, I didn't dare to show my face to scare people."
As soon as Xiao Ran finished speaking, the fat Goodman's face suddenly became dark, and General Jin sitting next to him also gave a light cough, and hurriedly took up tea to cover his smile. And Jin also found that the general, who was too young in terms of information, seemed to have a bad temper and was not easy to provoke, so he was wise not to speak.
Until Xiao Ran finished speaking, these two people discovered that Xiao Ran was actually countering what Brigadier Goodman said just now, and even more euphemistically said that since he looks ugly, don't mean to meet people at all, especially Xiao Ran's own point. The sentence said, the figure is great, and the worst figure here is the fat Brigadier General Goodman.
The lieutenant’s officers and soldiers standing behind Xiao Ran’s chair also turned their heads away and suppressed their smiles, while Graham laughed openly and said:
If the general is like this, I’m afraid of scaring In terms of human beings, if we are like this, I’m afraid it’s better not to walk out the door."
"Exaggerated, exaggerated." Xiao Ran waved his hand with his back to Graham, and said, "Actually, I am just not so confident in myself. In this world, there are still many people who are very confident in their looks, although Others seem to be so unacceptable."
"Pop!" Goodman stomped down the teacup in his hand heavily, and made a loud noise. It happened that Rodia brought a few soldiers over with freshly baked meals, Xiao Ran seemed to have not seen it, no Hearing what Goodman was doing was average, he smiled and said to both Jin and Goodman: "Come here, you are welcome. The chef here tastes very good."
Major General Jin also nodded and smiled, and said, "Then thank you General Xiao for his hospitality."
Xiao Ran smiled, and said to Goodman: "Brigadier Goodman, you don't have to be polite, come by yourself."
"Thank you, but I'm not hungry." Goodman replied with a calm face.
Xiao Ran shook his head, and said regretfully: "It's a pity, it seems that Brigadier Goodman is not lucky. Come and come, Major General Jin eats more, the taste is not bad."
Major General Jin nodded with a smile: "It's not bad, the food from different countries and regions, and it's still in such a place, it feels very fresh to eat."
Xiao Ran laughed, nodded and focused on the movie.
This morning tea just dragged Xiao Ran to watch the movie before it was over. Although the officers behind Xiao Ran stood alive for a long time, Xiao Ran did not forbid anyone who wanted to go to the toilet and take a rest. Seeing the people of the National Revolutionary League and Aeu's entourage and officers also stood for nearly two hours like him. Although he was a little tired, his mood was quite comfortable.
After watching the movie, Xiao Ran also patted his stomach and stood up, without the friendly smile on his face, but with a serious face facing Major General Jin and Brigadier General Goodman: "Welcome to the ladder. Orbit, formally introduce myself. I am Xiao Ran. I am currently the highest military commander of the Japan Special Economic Zone and the highest commander of the ladder rail. Major General Jin and Brigadier General Goodman are welcome to come."
"We have already understood the purpose of your visit this time, and have prepared a meeting room. If you need to take a break, then it will start in the afternoon. If you don't need it, we will immediately start the negotiation today."
Goodman stood up, shook his hand, and snorted with extreme dissatisfaction: "I have been waiting for so long, I don't want to wait any longer. I will start now."
Major General Jin also nodded, stood up and said, "Then let's start now, but please give us some preparation time."
"Of course." Xiao Ran turned to look at Lieutenant Colonel Rodia, and said, "Lieutenant Colonel, you will be responsible for the arrangements of the two generals and his entourage. Make sure that the guests feel our enthusiasm."
"Yes!" Lieutenant Colonel Rodia offered a military salute to Xiao Ran, then walked to Goodman and reached out and said falsely: "General Goodman, General Jin, please come with me, we will also prepare the place for you. ."
After Rodia left with a few people leading aeu and the people of the National Revolutionary League, Xiao Ran also sneered and waved his hand and turned to leave. Naturally, someone in the back cleaned up the table and chairs, but before the meeting started, it appeared on the Internet. A very long video. At the beginning of the video, Xiao Ran led the team to wait for Aeu and the People's Revolutionary Federation of People's Republic of China, and then asked people to lift the table, watch the movie and eat morning tea. The meal, especially when Xiao Ran satirized Goodman, also magnified Goodman's expression, and suddenly started a discussion on the Internet, applauding the ridicule.
It was Xiao Ran who was applauded naturally, and the one who was mocked was naturally Goodman, who was black-faced throughout.
People from the National Revolutionary League and Aeu prepared for about ten minutes~EbookFREE.me~ and entered the meeting room that Xiao Ran came to in advance. The number of people attending by both sides was actually not that many. Xiao Ran, Graham As the protagonist must be present, Lieutenant Colonel Rodia, as the highest officer currently here under Xiao Ran, also attended the meeting, as well as two majors.
As for the National Revolutionary Federation, Major General Jin will naturally not be absent. There are also clerks and others, which are just three or four people, and the same is true for Aeu.
There are only this number of people in the huge conference room. It seems that the conference room is quite empty. At the beginning of the meeting, Major General Jin described the process from the beginning of the combat operation to the failure, such as what order was issued at the time, and then It also analyzed the body of the Celestial Man, and put more emphasis on the reinforcement of the new type of body. Basically, it recounted the situation at that time in great detail, and added a lot of analysis to it.
More importantly, it is still to say that the first retreat in terms of combat failure must be paid for most of the responsibility.
After General Jin finished speaking, Goodman directly pointed the finger at Xiao Ran, saying that it was because the party retreated inexplicably and did not notify the friendly forces, which led to the loss of this battle, and Graham was required to take the power. Blamed and punished with deserting. (To be continued.)