Chapter 2316: The most funny joke?


Tang Yi only drank the third glass of wine on the bar counter, and the bartender Tian Jiu returned. There was a woman with him.
Or is it an old woman?
Not correct, nor accurate.
It should be said that it is an old-faced woman with a young body?
In short, this woman is very strange.
"You, did you really get the horn of Dream Moon Beastmaster? Is this true? Can you show me?"
When the old-faced woman came to the pub, she said excitedly to Tang Yi.
But as soon as she finished speaking, she realized her rudeness and hurriedly said: "I'm sorry, I'm so excited, let me introduce myself. I'm the owner of this pub, Jossa, you can call me Salsa or Call me to attack the boss."
"Hello boss. My name is Tang Yi."
It is too kind to call others Salsa, Tang Yi is not used to it.
Moreover, still...a woman who looks so old.
"Tang Yi, did you really get the horn of Dream Moon Beastmaster?"
Xi Shasha asked.
"Yes."
Tang Yi once again took out the unicorn of Dream Moon Beastmaster and showed it in front of Xi Shasha.
Looking at the golden gleaming single angle in Tang Yi's hands, Xi Shasha's eyes were hot and her expression was excited, but she still suppressed the excitement and said to Tang Yi: "Tang Yi, can you show me the single angle?"
"of course can."
Tang Yi generously said that he directly handed the unicorn to Xi Shasha.
Xi Shasha cautiously held the unicorn, as if she was holding a baby lump, sitting on the stool of the bar and began to check it constantly.
While looking at it, she said to the bartender Tian Jiu: "A Jiu, go, go and make a glass of blue sky for me, a glass of red wine for blue sky, a cup of Mochizuki for Tang Yizi, and another three Side dishes."
"Ok!"
After hearing this, Tian Jiu immediately entered the bar and started bartending.
Sky blue, wine red sky blue, Mochizuki, are the top drinks of the Courage Tavern, and also the three signatures of the Courage Tavern.
However, at the moment, Xi Shasha let Tian Jiu be deployed all at once for Tang Yi to enjoy.
Seeing this scene, the guests standing at the square table immediately envied.
"I'm so envious. I have been in this pub for so long. I haven't drank these three kinds of wine. It is said that each of these three kinds of fine wines has different powerful effects and a unique taste."
"Me too. I have been to this pub many times. I can’t even sit at the bar. Not to mention the bartender’s own drink! I didn’t expect that person to drink three glasses at once, and it’s still a courage pub. The three big signs of the world are really envious of me."
"There are also three plates of snacks! These snacks are not ordinary snacks. They are all snacks that can be repaired to increase physical fitness! These snacks can’t be bought by Shengjing. Last time I was lucky to taste it once. , It’s a heavenly delicacy."
"I have tasted it once, but it is only a little, the weight of a small bowl. And now, he can actually get three sets! It is so enviable."
"Well, what's the envy? It's because he said that he got the horn of the Dream Moon Beastmaster, so he got such treatment! But, who knows if the horn he got is real? In case it is false Yes, there is a good show!"
"That's it! I won't do this kind of abduction! I won't do it even if I want to drink the wine of the Courage Tavern anymore, and I want to eat the food of the Courage Tavern! It's shameful."
"That's it!"
"..."
The guests in the pub discussed it again.
However, whether it was Tang Yi or bartender Tian Jiu, or the owner of the tavern, Xisha, did not pay attention to everyone's comments.
Tang Yi is tasting his own wine and food.
The bartender Tian Jiu is mixing wine.
While Xisha is constantly looking at the unicorn, it seems to be verifying the authenticity of the unicorn.
For a moment, Xi Shasha finally finished checking, and said to Tang Yi: "This is indeed the horn of the Dream Moon Beastmaster.
"How?"
Tang Yi took a sip of the wine and tasted the aroma of the wine. Then he picked up a piece of fresh meat, put it in his mouth, and turned the fresh meat into a warm stream, which flowed into his stomach. Then he said, "It is better than it."
"Strong than it?"
"I don't understand what this means!"
Xi Shasha puzzled and asked: "Mengyue Beastmaster is the top sacred beast and the beastmaster of Mengyue. He can control all the monsters in Mengyue Forest. Under the hands of Mengyue Beastmaster, there are also ten warlords. If you want to get the horn of the Dream Moon Beastmaster, you must enter the depths of the Dream Moon Beastmaster, defeat the Ten Warriors of the Dream Moon Beastmaster, and all the monsters in the Dream Moon Forest. Finally, you must defeat the Dream Moon Beastmaster so that you can Obtaining a unicorn. The difficulty is unimaginable. It is no exaggeration to say that it is impossible to accomplish. And you... but got the unicorn, I really don’t understand~EbookFREE.me~ How did you get it?"
In the thought of Xishasha, Tang Yi defeated the top ten generals of the Dream Moon Beastmaster, defeated all monster monsters in the Dream Moon Forest, and finally defeated the Dream Moon Beastmaster to get a single horn. This is simply impossible!
The reason why Tang Yi was able to get the one-man character is definitely a special method.
Therefore, Xisha was very curious, and wondered what method Tang Yi used to get the unicorn.
"It's very simple. I entered the depths of the Mengyue Forest, defeated the ten warriors of the Mengyue Beastmaster, and then killed the Mengyue Beastmaster, so I got the unicorn." Tang Yi said lightly.
It seems that the defeat of the Ten Major Generals of the Dream Moon Beastmaster and the killing of the Dream Moon Beastmaster is just a trivial matter.
Hearing Tang Yi's words, Xi Shasha hadn't spoken yet, and the guests in the tavern ridiculed again.
"Don't you blush this brother? I'm blushing for you now. Even bragging, even blowing too much!"
"The top ten warriors who killed the Dream Moon Beastmaster? Killed the Dream Moon Beastmaster too? Why don't you go to heaven?"
"Let's not say whether the unicorn you brought back is true or not, depending on you, you can also defeat the top ten warriors of Dream Moon Beastmaster? Can you also defeat Dream Moon Beastmaster?"
"Brother, do you know how many monsters and monsters there are in the Mengyue Forest? Do you know what the strength of the ten battles of the Mengyue Beastmaster? Do you know what the Mengyue Beastmaster is? To kill the Dream Moon Beastmaster, you are saying that you are the enemy of the entire Moon Moon Forest! With your own strength, you can fight against the entire Dream Moon Forest? Bragging does not make a draft."
"I've seen shameless, never seen such a shameless! It's too funny to say that he killed the Dream Moon Beastmaster."
"Hahaha, one of the funniest jokes I heard today is, "I killed the Dream Moon Beastmaster." This is so funny."
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