Chapter 401: Hehe

After the top ten seats in the national high school competition finals are formed, the next step is the top ten ranking competition, and the rules of the ranking competition and the elimination competition are completely different.
The elimination match is a one-to-one matchup. The winner goes up and the loser goes down, and the length can be distinguished immediately. However, the top ten rankings require each player to fight against the other nine players.
The player who won the most games was the first place in the Xuanyuan Dynasty's national high school competition, and so on.
If someone wins the same number of matches, then it is judged who is in front and who is behind based on the situation of the two fighting.
Every one of the top ten players has to play nine games, and Tang Junming is no exception.
In addition, there is no draw for the top ten rankings. Anyway, everyone has to play nine games, one by one, and it doesn't matter whether or not to sign.
If you want to, you can compete on the stage, and there can be up to ten hours between two games.
After listening to the rules and seeing other people still hesitating when to play, Tang Junming has already stepped onto the ring with Shi Shiran, blindfolded, bound hands, bound legs... the most important thing is lying down.
Many people say that lying down is the most comfortable way to win, and Tang Junming also wants to enjoy it.
Seeing that Tang Junming was the first to play, the audience at the scene and in front of the TV suddenly wailed.
"Dizzy, do you want to start advertising time again? Although the rules have changed, each game cannot exceed two hours at most, but Tang Junming will have to play nine games next."
"According to Tang Junming's usual urination, each game must be delayed for two hours. If there are nine games, that would be 18 hours, which means that today's game has entered the advertising time."
"Don't Tang Junming need to rest? He will definitely get news in the middle. Then we can watch other players have wonderful matches. Don't worry so much."
"Is it a fool upstairs? Tang Junming's strength is so strong. Even playing nine consecutive games is just a trivial matter to him, so don't expect Tang Junming to have an intermission."
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Even fans of Tang Junming's live broadcast have a headache at the moment.
"Brother Tang, can you end the game quickly today, too long a delay is not good for Brother Tang's popularity."
"Yes, yes, a lot of people are scolding Brother Junming. I think Brother Junming should only delay for half an hour today. One game is half an hour, and nine games are only four or five hours. "
"Master Tang, don't advertise for those treasures of talents and talents, they have not paid you advertising fees."
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Seeing everyone treating him like this, Tang Junming was a little helpless: "Everyone really disappointed me. In fact, I advertised like this for everyone's sake. At least after my advertisement, did you find that the content of the advertisement is still fresh in your memory? , Learned a lot of different things."
"Shhh..."
The response to Tang Junming was a boo, apparently everyone didn't believe it.
"And I can exercise everyone's ability to tolerate advertisements by doing this. Next time you see an advertisement in a movie or TV series, you won't feel that the time is too long." Tang Junming said.
"Shhh..."
There was another boo, even some big guys in the VIP area were booing Tang Junming. At this moment, at least three billion spectators were booing Tang Junming all over the Blue Star.
Tang Junming was a little bit sad: "Since everyone doesn't believe it, then we will have another one and a half hour advertisement!"
"Shhh..."
In an instant, the boos shook for nine days, almost overturning the entire Bai Yujing, and at the same time, there were bursts of laughter in the depths of Bai Yujing.
"What kind of advertisement we are going to do today, think twice, I think I should advertise something in life, let everyone know the importance of common sense, such things are clothes..."
"Clothes are a must-have thing for everyone. If you don't wear clothes, it is primitive society. So the importance of clothes can be imagined. It is about everyone's face and self-esteem..."
"I just heard someone say that my remarks are nonsense. I thought about it carefully. He said it was unreasonable. Just come forward and let me see who is the one who slandered me. I promise not to fight. Damn you..."
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If the Blue Star World also had a big story on Journey to the West, all the audience would know what kind of existence Tang Junming was. He was a big boss who could rely on a mouth to say dead monsters and ghosts.
Although Tang Junming hasn't reached that level yet, to be honest, he has already revealed his style.
And what Tang Junming said was not nonsense. In just over an hour, his popularity skyrocketed again, and the positive gains far exceeded the negative gains.
Just before nearly two hours, Tang Junming finally stopped, everyone finally breathed a sigh of relief and became more energetic.
"Two hours are going to pass, and today's first game is finally about to begin."
"It's not easy. I was bombed by Tang Junming on the first day of the qualifying match. The rest of the time will be tough."
"I am now very worried that he will challenge nine players in a row and turn today's game into an advertising meeting. That would be terrible and I hate advertising the most."
"It's a pity that Master Tang is not a slogan. If Master Tang is a slogan, maybe it sounds interesting."
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The inadvertent words in his ear made Tang Junming's eyes light up, and he thought of a good idea that could delay time without being so annoying.
Thinking of this, Tang Junming immediately overturned his previous plan and looked at the referee on the edge of the ring and said: "Referee, I want to challenge nine of them at the same time. Is it okay to follow the rules?"
"Challenge nine players at the same time?" The referee and the audience were taken aback, and immediately many people became excited.
The referee considered for a while, turned his head to look at some big guys in the VIP area, and quickly got a definite answer:
It’s okay to challenge nine players at the same time. There is no rule in our qualifying game that this is not allowed, but if If you fail, you will be at the bottom of the ranking. Have you thought about it?"
"Think about it, I want to challenge nine players at the same time." Tang Junming nodded seriously: "But before that, I still have 16 hours to give a speech. The topic of my speech is...I have a dream."
"Since we talked about dreams, let's start with a joke. The name of this joke is Hehehe!"
"Once upon a time, a man wanted to lose weight, so he went to a store to lose weight. The lady at the front desk said there were five hundred, one thousand and two thousand. The effect depends on the price. Which one do you want?"
"The man chose five hundred and wanted to try. The lady at the front desk said, take this key and go to the first door. The man took the key and went to the first door~EbookFREE.me~ On the bench there was a man wearing three clothes. Click on the beauty, the beauty said you chase me, if you chase me, I will let you hehehe~ The man will chase and chase, and finally chase him, and then the beauty will let him hehehehe."
"When the man came home, he really lost five catties. A few days later, he went to the shop again. The lady of the shopkeeper was going to ask. The man said, don’t ask. I’m a regular customer. Then he chose a thousand, shopkeeper. The young lady gave him a key and asked him to open the second door."
"A beautiful woman is sitting on the bench, wearing nothing this time, saying that you chase me, if you catch me, I will let you hehe. Men didn't catch up with the beautiful women, but they are still hehehe."
"The man went back and saw that he lost another five catties. A few days later, the man went to the store again and ordered two thousand. The owner gave him a key and asked him to open the third door."
"In the third door sits a female orangutan, saying that I am chasing you. If I chase you, you will make me hehehehe."
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[PS: Although this paragraph is a bit long, it is basically after two thousand words, and no more than three thousand words. It should not be charged. Don't scold the moon to make up the number of words to cheat money. The moon is really nothing. 】()