Chapter 439: Amazing!
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Urban Madness
- Lu Tong
- 1849 characters
- 2021-02-01 04:25:18
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Ye Fan is not an unreasonable person. If this fat man talks to him well, he might even explain it.
But now, this guy, indiscriminately, let Ye Fan "roll down" when he opened his mouth, but it aroused the flames in his heart.
Ye Fan is the kind of person who eats soft but not hard.
If you are polite, I will treat you with courtesy.
But if you want to be hard, I will be harder than you!
Point the needle to the Maimang and see who can beat who!
Therefore, Ye Fan held his hands on his chest and still sat firmly on the podium. He did not appear to stand up and leave, turning a deaf ear to the fat man's words.
On the other side, seeing that he was so ignored, the oily fat man was furious, like a cat with his tail stomping on his tail, and said sharply: "Boy, give you ten seconds, hurry up and get off, otherwise I'll be rude to you Up!"
"Ha ha……"
The corners of Ye Fan's mouth rose slightly, and he sketched a joking smile, and said coldly: "Who are you, can you control where I sit?"
"presumptuous!"
The fat man shouted angrily and said coldly: "I am the director of the Academic Affairs Office of Huahai University of Traditional Chinese MedicineZhu Dachang!"
Zhu Dachang? pig intestine?
Hearing this weird name, Ye Fan showed a strange look on his face. He couldn't stop being handsome, and the corners of his mouth twitched before he could not laugh out loud.
Immediately afterwards, Zhu Dachang continued to point to Ye Fan's nose and yelled: "Boy, which college and class are you a student, believe me or not, let you be punished directly and recorded in the file!"
Zhu Dachang's tone was full of unconcealed threats, and his arrogance was extremely arrogant.
In his opinion, Ye Fan looked eighteen or nineteen years old, and 80% was a student at the University of Chinese Medicine.
And he, the director of the Academic Affairs Office, wants to deal with an ordinary student, it is simply a piece of cake!
At this moment, Ye Fan shook his head and said solemnly: "Director Zhu, right? You misunderstood, I am not a student of your school!"
"Huh? How did you get in here!"
Zhu Dachang's eyes suddenly drenched, as if he had discovered some secret, his ferocious appearance was revealed, and he gritted his teeth and said: "Huh...I see, your kid was deliberately making trouble, right? If you know, get out, or I'll call the security guard! "
"I'm not here to make trouble, it is Old Qin from Renjitang who invited me to participate in this Chinese medicine exchange meeting!" Ye Fan said lightly.
"Old Qin?!"
Zhu Dachang was taken aback for a moment, and then he let out a burst of unbridled laughter as if he had heard some big joke.
"Ahahaha... boy, do you have any hypothesis? Qin is a leading figure in Chinese medicine, a famous Chinese medicine doctor, and you know such a big man? Why did you say that Qin invited you over? Why don't you say Did Mr. Qin let you sit on the podium?"
"Haha... you guessed it, it was Mr. Qin who asked me to sit here!" Ye Fan said lightly.
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"you!"
Zhu Dachang was so short-tempered that he could not speak. He never expected that this kid in front of him would be so shameless!
At this moment, an old Chinese doctor with gray hair frowned and looked at Ye Fan and said:
"Hey... the world is going downhill, and people's hearts are not old! Young people, this meal can be eaten at random, but you can't talk nonsense! Old Qin is a famous Chinese medical practitioner, and his reputation cannot tolerate the slightest tarnish! You claim to be tainted by Qin. The old man came, so where is Mr. Qin now? As long as he is invited out, everything will come to light?"
Ye Fan heard the words and explained: "I heard that Vice Mayor Yang is here, so Old Qin and Principal Shen went to meet them together!"
"Edit! Brat, you continue to edit! Those who can sit on this rostrum are all leading figures in Chinese medicine. How old are you and what qualifications do you have to sit on stage?" Zhu Dachang gritted his teeth.
Because of his preconceived impression, he had regarded Ye Fan as a complete liar and didn't believe anything at all.
At this time, Ye Fan finally got up from the chair, but did not leave. Instead, Zhu Dachang in front of him usually raised his mouth slightly, revealing a calm smile, which looked bland and calm, forming with Zhu Dachang’s anxious appearance. sharp contrast.
"I am not qualified or not, it is not you who have the final say!"
As Ye Fan said, he glanced over the dozens of leading Chinese medicine practitioners, and said loudly:
"Since the Chinese medicine exchange meeting is held here today, let me discuss it with you first! If I am not strong, I will naturally be shameless sitting on the podium! But if my medical skills are better, why not sit here? ?"
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"boom!"
Ye Fan's words were like a huge boulder hitting the calm water surface, causing a thousand waves of waves, causing an uproar in the arena.
When I heard it, I wanted to challenge so many doctors in the field with one person!
For a time, the dozen or so old gentlemen frowned, and their eyes were sullen, as if they had been greatly insulted.
Naturally, those who can be invited to participate in this Chinese medicine exchange meeting are not general.
Any doctor present is a leader in his field, and there are few people in China throughout the entire China.
In their capacity, they usually come into contact with high-ranking officials and nobles. They have always cherished feathers and regarded themselves very highly.
If you rashly compete with a little-known kid, isn't it self-derogatory?
Winning is nothing to brag about, but if the boat is accidentally overturned in the gutter, it would be really embarrassing.
"Boy, you really want to be beautiful, do you want to use this method to sensationalize and deliberately hype yourself? Do you know what the status of these seniors are?"
As Zhu Dachang said, he looked at the gray-haired old gentlemen and said proudly:
"This is Elder He from Jiangning Province, who is proficient in pharmacological decoctions. A prescription that can be prescribed at random can cause a looting of high-ranking officials!"
"This is Lao Sun from Southern Yunnan Province. He is known as'the King of Yama is difficult to enemy'. A large-scale food poisoning incident occurred in a kindergarten in Southern Yunnan Province the year before. Life!"
"There is also Mo Lao from Lingnan Province. He comes from a family of Chinese medicine and has a history of hundreds of years. He is good at massage and has made great contributions to the treatment of shoulder and cervical spondylosis!"
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Zhu Dachang is like a treasure, telling the identities and deeds of many famous doctors present.
When Ye Fan heard the words, he looked towards the people in front and said: "Predecessors, Chinese medicine practitioners pay attention to inquiries and inquiries. Now time and space are limited, it is better to let me see for everyone! If there is a mistake, even if I lose!"
"Oh?"
Hearing this, the old gentlemen came in abundance, with strange light shining in their eyes.
Four consultations of Chinese medicine, look, smell and ask!
Among them, "seeing" diagnosis is the most difficult.
The so-called inspection refers to the observation of the patient's external complexion and facial features to detect visceral lesions. If there is a change in the yin, yang, qi and blood of the viscera, it must be reflected on the body surface.
As the "Lingshu? Ben Zang Pian" puts it: "If you look at the external response, if you know the internal organs, you know what is sick."
However, the accuracy of inspection is low. Even a famous doctor who has been immersed in this practice for decades often makes mistakes.
Therefore, in most cases, inspection can only be used as an auxiliary method, and is not as good as the other three diagnostic methods.
But now Ye Fan dares to boast about going to Haikou, which is really surprising.
At this time, an old man said loudly: "Newborn calves do not fear tigers! Young man, the old man is willing to give you a chance! Come on, can you see what's wrong with me?"
Ye Fan quickly walked over when he heard the words, but saw the old man's face full of red, full of vigor and vigor.
Most Chinese medicine practitioners are also experts in health preservation. They are very particular about them and rarely get sick.
However, after observing for a while, Ye Fan categorically said: "Senior, your internal fire is strong, caused by lung heat! After all, you are getting older, so it is better to eat less hot pot in the future!"
As soon as he said this, the old man's face changed suddenly, his pupils shrank sharply, and he couldn't help but exclaimed: "You...how did you know that I ate too much hot pot?!"
As Ye Fan said, the old man had traveled to Sichuan and Chongqing and ate a lot of spicy hot pot, which caused a strong internal fire.
However, it has been a week, and he really can't imagine how Ye Fan guessed it!
But Ye Fan did not answer his question, and continued to the next old man. After observing for ten seconds, he said in a deep voice:
"White lips, insufficient qi and blood, anemia, I suggest you eat more red dates and other blood-replenishing things!"
As soon as the voice fell, he walked to the next person, repeating the previous process.
"The eyes are yellow, the corners of the eyes are blue, the liver is open to the eyes, old sir, your liver has some problems, stay up late as much as possible!"
"Yintang is pale and dull, due to lung deficiency, eat more cordyceps and walnuts!"
"The lips are black, the spleen and stomach are weak and cold, eat more lamb, jujube, and glutinous rice!"
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Ye Fan was diagnosed very quickly. In less than five minutes, he watched more than a dozen elders in the court.
However, after hearing his diagnosis, those famous Chinese medical practitioners were shocked, like being shocked, their faces were covered with incredible colors.
Even if it is a traditional Chinese medicine that pays great attention to health preservation, it is inevitable that there will be some minor problems, no harm, even if it is not treated, the body's immune system can heal itself.
But now, Ye Fan spoke out their symptoms without hesitation, and they were completely correct, there was nothing wrong with it!
Such a technique of inspection and diagnosis can be called a god!
It caused an unprecedented shock to everyone present.
In the end, Ye Fan walked up to Zhu Dachang with a weird smile on the corner of his mouth, jokingly said:
"Hey! Director Zhu, your problem is also very obvious. The darkening of the people is obviously a sign of kidney deficiency and impotence. In that respect, it is inadequate and it takes only three minutes to survive! It is a pity for your wife, only night and night Widowed!"