Chapter 100: hundred. Embarrassed Li Boliang
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Very Pure and Ambiguous: The Prequel
- Fishman The Second
- 1140 characters
- 2021-02-03 05:14:37
100 embarrassing Li Boliang
"Hey, he is a genius of computers! Just returned from Fusang, and now he is a Fusang Chinese!"
Birds, when I heard the four words of Fusang Chinese, I was flustered. I was not good enough to join the nationality of an island nation!
"Fusang Chinese?" Xu Wei also repeated some whispers.
"Oh, that is what we call the returnees in our mouth!" Li Boliang did not notice the unhappiness of Xu Wei, and continued.
"Hey...!" I just took a sip of tea and told me to spray it to the ground. Turtles sent? This kid looks really like a turtle!
"Huaxia people have no quality! They even spit in the same place. In our big Fusang national empire, this kind of behavior is being scorned by others. I really feel embarrassed for my compatriots!" The turtle looked at me sarcasm. .
"This Wang Ba brother who came back from the island country seems to be very good!" And the Chinese people have no quality? Have you even forgotten to talk to others about your ancestors? It’s really a big face in the world.
"You...! How are you swearing?" The turtle yelled at me.
"Hey? I am not awkward? Where is the person? It seems that this man just told me what kind of turtles are you? Is there a difference between the turtle and Wang Ba?" I asked Li Boliang's pretending ignorance.
"Giggle..." Zhao Yanxi couldn't help it, grinning.
"Ha ha...!" Even Xu Yan couldn't help but laugh.
The turtle's face is as colorful as a purple eggplant. Li Boliang had to be embarrassed by the side, not knowing what to say.
"As for me, I just made a joke." My anger is almost out, and it is his freedom to say which country he joined. The jokes are just right, and Li Boliang seems to be a friend of the small light bulb. There is no need to be aggressive.
Hey!
said the turtle.
Is this the way of hospitality for your Chinese people?
I am crazy! This guy actually said that you Chinese people, I finally know what the traitor of the new century looks like, but this guy looks like a national.
"Hey, this is Mr. Goto Sanxiong, who is ready to invest 1 million yuan in Chinese currency to our computer association, and initially intends to turn this association into a software company." Li Boliang is afraid that I will have a squabble with the turtle. Said the identity of the turtle.
This guy not only changed the name of Fuso, but also prepared to act as a foreign investor. I listened to Li Boliang and said that he immediately understood his intentions. Li Boliang means to warn me, this is a foreign businessman who comes to Songjiang to invest, if you scare the of wealth, then it is against the people of Songjiang!
"Oh! It turned out to be Mr. Goto! I have been offended, and I have been offended. I hope Mr. Goto, Han Han." Investing a million? This figure is also a small sum of money in Songjiang in 1995. How can such a person who has forgotten his ancestral home to return to China to invest? I suddenly wanted to see what the turtle wanted to do, so I said it modestly.
"Hey, you Chinese people just see the money, it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, I don't care about you." The turtle's self-esteem was greatly satisfied, so he waved his hand.
"Hey, he asked you to eat these?" Li Boliang just let me lose face because of my words. When he saw the three seafood on our table, he immediately showed a scornful look.
The light bulbs point to these three seafoods are all within the hundred yuan of the goods, the most expensive crab is only 38 yuan a pound. However, although these seafoods are cheap, I have to eat them with gusto.
"Li Laodi, don't you say that we are going to eat more than three hundred pounds of hairy crabs?" The turtle added a sentence in a timely manner.
"Hey! Hey, you still come over and eat with us. Let's call a few expensive dishes!" Li Boliang made an invitation gesture.
"No, I am already full." It can be seen that the small light bulb is also annoying to the turtle.
"Oh, this way! Waiter!" Li Boliang shouted: "Their table is counted on me."
"Okay." The waiter came over and nodded.
"No, I can afford this money." Mom, don't use this way to chase girls.
"I said this little brother, how much did you sell the input method? Kill 5,000 yuan! You can save more than a hundred dollars for your buddy." Li Boliang squinted.
"I haven't sold 5,000 blocks. I said how people in your computer association are so willing to inquire about my input method? If you think that I am poor, then please ask. For me. It is important to divide money!" I said helplessly. This is how to say it goes to the input method.
"Hey. Hey, do you want to add another dish?" Li Boliang saw that I compromised and was very happy.
"No, we still haven't come up with a dish." I was talking, Cao Cao arrived.
"Sir, please turn back slowly, a lobster. Please use it slowly." The waiter placed an oversized plate on our desk.
"This..." Li Boliang immediately looked dumbfounded. This one-of-a-kind lobster is the signature dish of Dynasty seafood, and he can't possibly know the price of this dish.
"What's wrong? Li Xiong? Sit down and have some food? This is the best lobster meat, nine thousand eight. 啧~啧~!" I put a piece of it in my mouth and tasted it. The way it said: "It's so delicious, it's just delicious. Don't know if there is such a lobster in the island country? Mr. Goto also eats together?"
"... Are you deliberate? I heard that I invited a deliberately added a dish?" Li Boliang said with a face-by-side look~EbookFREE.me~ We have already ordered this dish, I can prove it. "Unexpectedly, the small light bulb was not willing to do it first: "You have been standing here just now, are we going to order food?"
"This..." A word made Li Boliang speechless.
"Big Brother, if you don't want to spend money, don't stand here, even if you don't have a backache, we still have to eat shrimp." I shook my hand and said to Li Boliang.
"Mr. Goto, can you lend me some money first?" Li Boliang turned and whispered to the turtle. He didn't want to lose face in front of Xu Wei.
"When I came out, I didn't bring any money at all. I have a Japanese yen in my hand. You know." The turtle showed a look that could not help.
"Hey!" Li Boliang slid his sleeves and took the turtle away.
"I'm sorry, Yan Yanjie. Li Boliang is actually quite good. This time I don't know what happened, I actually lifted the bar." The light bulb said embarrassedly.