Chapter 419: Four hundred and ninety-nine. Super car
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Very Pure and Ambiguous: The Prequel
- Fishman The Second
- 1176 characters
- 2021-02-03 05:16:06
419 super car
"I just kindly remind you, don't be deceived. He has killed 20,000 people in this car. Do you have such a person with this identity? Besides, the comfort of this car is far worse than that of BMW. "The owner of BMW said."
After the owner of BMW finished speaking, he waited for Xu to speak, and turned and said to me: "Hey Zhou Yu, the brother of Santana 2000, I advise you to give up! On your grade, I want to pick up girls, etc. You can afford to come back to BMW! It’s not too shameful to open a low-end car and dare to pick up a girl!"
BMW? Oh, I used to smash one. However, I didn't have the time and this self-righteous stupidity was a waste of words. I smiled and pulled Xu's hand and said softly: "Xiao Xiao, how bad is the quality of your schoolmates?"
"Then we ignore him." Xu Wei looked at me, full of tenderness, and did not put that Zhou Yu in his eyes.
Zhou Yu gritted and looked at me and Xu Wei left.
"Fuck!" Zhou Yu got a punch and slammed on Santana 2000.
"Ah~~~!" Zhou Yu said a wild wolf, the whole man suddenly shivered, his hair erected and braved the smoke.
"Husband, I seem to hear Zhou Yu's cry. What happened to him?" Xu asked curiously.
"Maybe enjoying a free perm." I smiled evilly.
Stupid, I know you will take my car out, this time I am cool to blow you up.
On my Santana 2000, Du Xiaowei installed a new anti-theft system. After the car was turned on, if the car body was hit, it would release high-voltage current. I just started the anti-theft system.
What is the free perm?
Xu Wei asked strangely.
"I will know when you see him." I laughed.
I knew that Zhou Yu would not be willing to give up. Sure enough, when Xu and I stood on the edge of the elevator waiting for the elevator, I saw Zhou Yu rushing over.
Zhou Yu’s hair stood up like a foreign soldier in the Street Fighter.
"Husband, how do you know that he is going to perm?" Xu Wei still doesn't know the truth of the matter, even more strange.
I smiled and didn't answer.
"Oh, this is not a classmate of Zhou. Your cool technique is really high. After a while, you have made yourself a cool look!" I didn't wait for Zhou Yu to speak, let me say one step at a time.
"I fuck! You yin!" Zhou Yu pointed at me and shouted.
"How do I yin? Who am I yin?" I asked deliberately.
"You me!" Zhou Yu said angrily.
"How do I yell at you?" I asked.
"You use the car to power me!" Zhou Yu said.
"I said Zhou classmates, I am leaving one step ahead of you. How do I get the car with you? Is my car still a Transformer? Are you watching a fairy tale or watching an animated face?" I laughed. Road.
"I... I stunned, it will power me." Zhou Yu said the truth in anxious.
"Look, that's it! Whoever makes your own hand owe it, I said how it doesn't power others, but you are electric!" I said innocently: "If you feel uncomfortable, you should go back and look for it, you look for me." What are you doing? If you are arrogant, can you get rid of it!"
"You...hey! Fuck, this is what you are looking for! Don't blame me for being polite!" Zhou Yu slammed and turned and left.
"Husband, what did he do?" Xu Wei looked at Zhou Yu suddenly, and asked.
"I don't know, maybe I'm going to die." I shook my head helplessly.
"I grass your mother!" Zhou Yu spent a lot of effort to force a large brick to the Santana 2000 windshield.
"Beep, the automatic rebound system starts..." Santana 2000 called two rhythms, accompanied by the flash of red light...
"Hey!" The sound, before Zhou Yu reacted to what happened, the bricks were bounced back, and they were shot in Zhou Yu's face, and suddenly he was stunned.
Zhou Yu’s return to this is a great skill in coaching this car. The resentful shout:
Bad boy, whole me, Laozi and you are not finished.
Zhou Yuyue wants to be more angry, mother, this car evil door, although the heart is angry, I dare not continue to make it again.
Suddenly, Zhou Yu Ling’s movement, his grandmother’s, Lao Tzu couldn’t move you, and he was disgusting with you!
Zhou Yu looked around and saw no one on all sides, so he quickly took off his pants and aimed at the front of Santana 2000. He urinated.
"Dudu, the humidity is too high, the automatic drying system starts..." Santana 2000 still rang twice, the red light flashed...
嗷~~!
Zhou Yu only felt a hot air current coming to his little brother. Zhou Yu jumped three feet high and opened the door. Poorly, the younger brother had already been burned. Blisters.
Zhou Yu’s impetuous Gu went down and continued to destroy Santana 2000. He quickly put on his trousers, got into his own BMW, and flew away to the nearby hospital.
At the moment, I am in the classroom and Xu Wei, my mind is imagining the unlucky look of Zhou Yu, this Santana 2000, installed a set of professional anti-theft system developed by Xu Qingwei boring, has not been tested.
However, I did not expect this Zhou Yu to be so stupid anyway, and pee in my car... otherwise I really want to laugh at the cramps...
"Uncle Shu, I went to Beichen, parked the car on your car." Du Xiaowei called me.
"Oh, in fact, you are not too good to come, you have to look after their safety," I said.
"They have arranged a special person to be responsible for their safety at the school. I don't trust my uncle. There have been too many things happening recently, so I thought about it and decided to come with you." Du Xiaowei said.
"Well~EbookFREE.me~ Then you are waiting for me in the car. I have a call when I have something." I hang up the phone.
"Right, husband, there is a fundraising conference this afternoon, let's go donate!" Xu Wei said to me.
The fundraising conference? Donation disaster?
I asked.
"Yes, this year, since May, drought has occurred in many places in the country. I want to contribute to the people in the district..." Xu said.
"I didn't expect that my wife is so kind, good, that is, you don't say, this kind of thing will support my husband!" I caressed Xu Wei's hair and said: "Is not your own money enough, I want to Exploit your husband!"
"It is not, Yan Yan said, your thing is our sister, so it is not called exploitation!" Xu Xiao smiled.
"Oh, yeah, when you want to donate, you can rest, you can rest assured, my husband can afford it." I also laughed, Zhao Yanzhen, this gimmick, Xu Wei has been taught this way.
Saying that Zhou Yu ran to the hospital and bandaged the younger brother, he ran back to school with anger, but this time he said that he would not dare to mess with the weird car.