Chapter 11: Who beeps who is short

As soon as Yan Ran tweeted this "shrimp", the comment exploded: lying down! This is ironic!
Shrimps, babbling, hahahahaha ~
The elder brother is very good at talking, but they are just talking nonchalantly. They are free to find excitement.
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Several fans who originally wanted to help Yan Ran talk but were stunned by the hearts of the people have finally crawled out. From this, it can be seen that Yan Ran was not persuaded and followed him to start a counterattack. Unfortunately, there were too few people. Once he was choked into the ground and couldn't get up.
Many people scolded Yan Ran shamelessly under provocation, wanting to be a net red and going crazy, at this time they still want to cheat!
Wang Yiming was angry when he saw Yan Ran ’s Weibo, and he was so stupid. He always felt itching when he held his teeth. "At this time, don't talk. They will naturally shut up after you broadcast. You see now, they are all here. scold you."
Yan Ran snorted, scratching the table with his fingers, clicking the table, "I'm going to curse my cursers for losing their wallets today! Two months without money."
Wang Yiming was speechless, "What good is this child's angry words!"
Yan Ran meaningfully told him: "It works, my grandpa said, whoever bullies me will scold anyone who has no money to spend, so he really has no money to spend."
Wang Yiming: "..."
He didn't understand this logic at all.
The Internet is getting more and more unpleasant, and Wang Yiming also saw that it was a bit abnormal, and angrily wanted to open a trumpet and curse. Yan Ran didn't offend anyone, why are so many people targeting him? Someone with rhythm?
At this time, an id called "the first beautiful girl in the universe" was born: bully honest people do not speak swear words? Anyone who is not convinced will scold me, find the evidence, and shut up if there is no evidence! Men who beep and who are short, no one wants a flat chest!
This combat effectiveness is obviously not at the same level as those who have been knocked down.
Whoever made a comment scolded Yan Ran, and she replied at the bottom: there was no evidence to beep, and the beep was an inch shorter! Beep a little one!
The girls are just one stalk, and one is here, and one fights a group. Yan Ran immediately lifted her and replied to the girl: Hello girl, go out and walk, you must be rich today!
Wang Yiming: "..."

The live broadcast started, and the platform immediately placed Yan Ran's live broadcast room on the homepage recommendation spot.
Yan Ran carried a small bamboo basket on his back, and once again carried the large bamboo pole that was more than five meters in length. He walked out of the house with both ends trembling. When he reached the gate, he couldn't turn around, but a pole was stuck on the wall. Ran helplessly took a step back before turning the bamboo pole out. The cat mustache is not that long, and the distance is really difficult to grasp.
Many barrage banters followed: Look! This is the end of driving without a license, and bamboo poles have dignity!
Pretend, who is it? cute?
Isn't this stupid, can't you see the door?
So fake!
Don't want to watch shut up and get out!
All the fault-seekers have followed here. It's annoying. Did the little brother offend someone? This is someone who hires a sailor!
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Yan Ran ignored what others said and went out of his own house. The people in the live broadcast room were instantly stunned by the surrounding scenery. The village atmosphere of the village was strong, and the pollution-free sky was high and blue. Liangshan stands tall, lush, and the mountains are covered with mist, like a fairyland.
What a beautiful little village!
The scenic area I went to the previous two days is really weak! What a great place to relax!
Green mountains and blue water, blue sky and white clouds, I would like to find a place like this when I am old.
Where is this Want to go!
He didn't even speak, and focused on the scene. Along the way, Yan Ran attracted more than a dozen cats to follow, and all of them followed the fish pond.
Visitors were laughed at during the live broadcast: it was worthy to be called a "fortune cat", really a cat!
This cat is trained, otherwise why would he follow him?
I said why you are everywhere, so tired or not?
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Yan Ran first put the bamboo basket by the water and raised his face with a smile and said, "I will use this basket to catch shrimp. If I do n’t have shrimp in this basket, Wang Yiming will perform a handstand for you. If there is a plate of shrimp, All the people who scolded me turned upside down. "
The spray that originally wanted to find the fault was blocked by this sentence.
Are you sick? !!
Wang Yiming has only his eyes closed, and you can pull it if you have the skills! He did see it, Yan Ran didn't eat it all at once, and now this live broadcast is for the face.
Neutral passers-by also can't stand it anymore: you are all fake in what others do. Are you a 12317 counterfeiting center?
How do you feel that someone is deliberately finding fault? Isn't this interesting? If you don't want to see it, you just have to find something.
Yan Ran had already picked up his big bamboo pole, and stood on the shore calmly, as he did last time, and said to the camera, "Some people say that I caught the fish with a special effect of 50 cents. Now, if I take three seconds, If you ca n’t catch fish, Wang Yiming will eat with navel eyes. If I catch it, everyone who framed me will eat with navel eyes and toes with chopsticks. "
Wang Yiming subconsciously glanced at his navel.
The barrage was all messed up, and all of them followed: they did a good job! It's so comfortable!
I believe little brother can definitely do it! Let them pull upside down and eat with their navel eyes! Use your toes with chopsticks!
I am looking forward to what anti-human things can be done in the future.
Is it just me, distressed Naruko? Your boss has arranged such a beautiful task for you. What are your thoughts on the camera?
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Wang Yiming stared at Yan Ran with resentful eyes, but unfortunately the master was unwilling to receive his radio waves.
Yan Ran hung a fishhook on a bamboo pole, stood on the shore, dropped the bamboo pole, and brought it up three seconds later, oh! A large carp more than one meter long was caught. It was easy and simple.
Yan Ran regretted: "Well, isn't this piece too fat, or you can let it go back to lose weight and eat again?"
Yan Yanran's people were just as uncomfortable as eating shit. This was a live broadcast without any footage.
Barrage slammed face: belly button to eat to understand!
I look forward to your application for the Guinness Book of World Records and eating with your navel eyes!
Xiao Nazi is relieved now, and her navel eyes are kept.
Everyone thought that Yan Ran was joking, but he didn't expect that he really threw the fish back. The down shot was another three seconds, and another one was hooked up. After flying in front of the camera, Yan Ran was taken The fish took it in his hands and said earnestly: "It is a kind and good fish. I often help grandma fishes cross the road. I don't eat it."
Throw it back ~
Then I went down again, "This fish once won the title of the best mud-drilling expert in the whole fish pond. I don't eat it." Throw it back ~
"This fish has a girlfriend. I will eat it, and his girlfriend will be sad." Throw it back ~
"This fish has old, young, and small, life is not easy, let it go." Throw it back ~
Visitors from the beginning of the live broadcast shocked from the beginning to worship: Who said that this is a special effect, I will kill him in the water and catch him!
Joke-like special effects, I finally know why the elder brother was hacked, so interesting, he ca n’t do it if he is not popular!
Why doesn't Spout speak? Come out and eat live on the belly button!
Ah ah ah ah ah i don't know what i want to say, i just want ah ah
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In short, a barrage of marmots covering their face and screaming was worshipped by Yan Ran's fishing technique.
Finally, Yan Ranhao got a large flat-billed catfish, and nodded with satisfaction. "It often talks bad things about others, it talks about it, and it looks like a sharp-eyed monkey cheek does not look like a good fish. The fish in the water often quarrel, which seriously affects the relationship between the neighbors. Let's take it back, scrape the scales on the belly, and let it burn. "
Barrage is crazy: Is it OK to say bad things about others?
It's just a fish!
a fish! How can you say bad things to others?
I talked about my mouth, and it seemed that I didn't say bad things about others.
Hahaha I give it a hundred points for this reason, the teriyaki is fine!
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Not only do the people who come to the rhythm stop talking, now they have begun to regret it. It is really not easy to make a sum of fifty cents. This little anchor is too poisonous to speak!
Yan Ran pulled a few grasses on the shore, tied the fish together, held them in his hands, and shook the camera. "Look, don't move. If I put it on the ground, it jumps up and the people who frame me perform. ... "
"Chrysanthemums onions!" Wang Yiming made a malicious remark.
Yan Ran immediately nodded, "Yes, chrysanthemums are onions! What are chrysanthemums?"
Wang Yiming said earnestly: "Anyway, it's cursing."
People in the broadcast room :? ? ?
Seems to hear something terrible.
Yan Ran had already put the fish on the ground, and the fish seemed crazy to struggle. She wanted to jump back into the water. Yan Ran crouched down and slapped her palm up. The fish stopped moving ... Release and jump again ... , The fish did not move again.
Yan Ran looked at the camera provocatively, and then he stretched his paw and raised his middle finger. A stupid human being can't even subdue a fish. What a good cat? It's so rare and weird!
A barrage of applauding expressions all boast that Ran has magical fish training skills.
Many people recommend the room to their friends: Come and see, this anchor is terrific, he will train the fish! Train the small brain catfish that you eat often!
Dog training, tiger training, and dolphins have been seen a lot. I have seen chicken training. I have never seen fish training, or catfish can be seen everywhere in the market. Many people followed to see it. The number of followers has skyrocketed.
The list of rewards in the upper right corner also keeps refreshing the top ten, and the amount has been rising. The passers-by who were standing in the middle of the station now help others when they see that they are not good, so that they do not mess up. The fan who liked Yan Ran figured out a counterattack method during being scolded. Whoever took the rhythm would slap whoever. The combat power rose straight. The number of people rolled like a snowball.
The people who came to the rhythm are completely regretful. Today, they did not make a lot of money, and the whole body of the captive was not good.
What gave them a fatal blow was Yan Ran's next move. Yan Ran ran to the fish pond to remove the shrimp basket from the water. After the water drained, he saw a lot of prawns under the bamboo basket. , Jumping around happily. This basket is always in the camera. Wang Yiming was afraid that at that time, someone would say it was fake, and he took care to pay attention, no matter how he shot it, he could see this bamboo basket in the corner.
Yan Ran said with a smile: "I am very sympathetic."
Spouts: "..."

A small fat man holding a mobile phone and lying on the quilt watching the live broadcast threw the mobile phone, "I saw a ghost's handstand and diarrhea! My special navel eyes eat! King only insert chrysanthemums and scallions! You say bad things. Good fish! "
The fat man is a game fan himself. He does n’t have enough money to play games and likes to save money. He is introduced to do this when he has no money. Count one day and make two hundred. He made more than a dozen dollars for Yan Ran's order, and until now he didn't know how to write the three words pocket money. He had never seen such a curse.
The fat man cursed the middleman who introduced him to this, and put his wallet on the line to eat. After swearing, I won't do it!
After being full, the fat man touched his wallet and suddenly found that the wallet was lost!
There were his ID card, bank card, and all kinds of cards used in the school. Now all of them are lost!
In the end, the little fat man washed the boss' bowl for a long time before the money for the meal was paid, and the wallet was not found.
At the same time, a girl with a round face and large frame glasses, who looked very ordinary, suddenly picked up a lottery ticket that had been lost.
The girl ’s name is Ji Siwen. Today she is in a very bad mood. She has a preference for boys and girls. She always feels that girls are a waste of going to college. After studying, they are also owned by other people. Yes. I just saw a group of people bullying a little boy on the Internet. She couldn't see it. She had an irritable heart under the honest appearance and scolded them. Seeing the message that the little boy gave herself, she walked out of the school gate out of breath and came out.
I didn't expect to find a lottery ticket!
Maybe, really win the prize?
As soon as this idea rose, Ji Siwen laughed. How could there be such a coincidence?
But just in case?
Ji Siwen still gathered up his courage and entered the welfare lottery center more than 100 meters away with the lottery ticket.
"Congratulations, girl! You won the prize, three thousand dollars!" When the uncle who sold the lottery said this, Ji Siwen felt that he might really have encountered a lucky cat.
Ji Siwen took the money, and quickly landed in the room according to the room number in his memory, and found that the live broadcast was not over.
Next, I will teach you how to make a dish of shrimp and eggs. We are poor. Without so many tools, it will not be so delicate. But it does n’t matter. It ’s not a serious egg anyway. Shrimps with eggs. "The soft-spoken boy in the camera narrowed his good-looking eyes and said with a smile:" A lot of shrimps pull an egg, miscellaneous shrimp waffle eggs, find out. "
Seeing Yan Ran's clear eyes without a trace of impurities, Ji Siwen suddenly wanted to cry. There was an inexplicable feeling that these eyes could illuminate her entire world.
The author has something to say: Yan Ran: "babies who leave a message are getting rich!"
Qin Yunli: "Add good fortune."
Today, 60 red envelopes were dropped in the message ~~
Push your own pre-receiving pit, intend to double open in the near future, full power, write well in 19 years. Illusions, wearing books, sweethearts of the rich: "I became his stepmother after the male owner's divorce" You scum on me, I will be your stepmother, discipline your whole family. The main character is the young man's father.
The pre-collection is now open. After finishing writing this fish, I will open a pit, "Pet Shop From Earth": Interstellar headlines! This galaxy has opened a new magic pet shop, which sells all kinds of cute pets that have long disappeared on the earth! Suffering: I have everything you want, and the shop is walking around pets. Do you want to hold one? ^ _ ^ Ask the big guys to give meow collection (fortune cat-style paw. Jpg)