Chapter 15: Brother Fish, Dad! You let go of my fish!
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Watch Me Eat Fish, It’s Exciting!
- 黑猫睨睨
- 2603 characters
- 2021-02-27 10:32:22
Yan Kitty is no longer the original Yan Kitty. In order to expand the fish pond, Yan Kitty now knows the importance of money.
Now that the fish pond has been expanded, fry is needed. Otherwise, Yan Ran would not have heard of the fish fry in the reservoir. "Uncle, you do n’t need to give it away for free, it ’s better," Yan Ran stood in front of everyone, smiling and discussing with the uncle: "I will help you catch the koi, and you will call me when I buy fry. 32% off. "
Everyone around me was happy, I'm afraid this is not a fool, I really want to catch it. With so much water and so many fry in it, the little fry would have to be strangled to death as soon as the net was stirred.
Zhao Guoli sighed. In fact, he didn't believe Yan Ran could catch it. He thought he was unlucky. "OK," he said weakly. "As long as you can catch it, I will give you a discount on how much you buy in the future."
"That's great," Yan Ran rubbed his hands subconsciously, and asked embarrassedly, "Uncle, I caught the koi, could you also give it to me?"
Zhao Guoli reluctantly said, "If I catch you, I will take you home by car!"
The onlookers laughed. The look in Yan Ran's eyes was a joke. The heart said that the child was long and innocent. What should I do?
Yan Ran smiled and ran back to find Qin Yue who always kept a great distance from the crowd. He asked Zhao Guoli for a boat, and dragged Qin Yue onto the boat with the mentality that he could not leave the elderly.
At the middle of the reservoir, where humans couldn't see clearly, Yan Ran raised his hand and was seduced by the demon's power. All the koi floated to the surface and bounced on the water. Then Kitty Yan started holding the net to fish the koi. Pour it into a bucket when you get it. These koi are available in all colors and sizes, and Yan Ran picked up a three-flowered koi and meowed with a smile: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh, it ’s still a cub, and it ’s good luck to take you out. ,awesome!"
"Brother, I take these fish back and keep them alone in a small pond. What do you think of making a koi pond?"
"Brother, here are all your kind of people. Can you give them a kind expression?"
Qin Yuan's eyes were indifferent, and he had no temperature to see his kind, he was not interested at all.
At this time, the boat turned around and suddenly shook. Yan Ran was startled and quickly grabbed Qin Yue's pants. He didn't want to fall and wet his hair. Qin Yue looked at him, and he endured it again and again. After all, he didn't take out this daring goblin.
He asked disgustedly, "How can a demon be afraid of water? Your weakness will hurt you."
Yan Ran shook her head disgustingly. "I will never learn to swim if I die. I am a cat, not a fish."
Qin Yue's cold voice sounded very ruthless at this moment, "Even if this weakness would kill you?"
"Yeah!" Yan Ran not only didn't fear him, but asked back with wide eyes: "Brother Yu, it's peaceful now. Besides, I learn to swim, can you learn to lick hair? You can't let a cat learn fish Will it be, is this a difference in species? "
Qin Yan: "..."
Yan Ran spread her hands. Look, no fish can lick hair. Why do cats learn to swim? This is annihilation nature!
Qin Yue looked down, his eyes fell on the fish, and suddenly he waved a terrible aura, and the fish flew in midair out of thin air, and would be crushed into the next second.
"What are you doing!" Yan Ran blew his hair and jumped up to grab his fish. "I have something to say. What kind of monster is a fish hostage?"
Qin Yue just looked at him lightly, his brown eyes, without fluctuation. If it was a normal demon, he would have been scared to kneel, but this is a demon who dries the dragon into jerky as a snack, isn't it fierce? Not afraid? Yan Ran is a cat who only eats fish as a meal, not an ordinary cat demon, and he hasn't heard of Qin Yue's fierce name when he was young. He estimated the value of the military force on both sides, so he could not hold back the other. , Compromised: "Well, I learn, Dad, you let go of my fish."
Qin Wei frowned, returned the fish to Yan Ran, and corrected seriously: "I'm not your father."
Yan Ran quickly hugged the bucket, raised her face with a look that I had seen through your expression, I could not hide the smirk in my eyes, and the slow and gentle tone was very pleasurable: "I ask you to accept me as an apprentice, you do n’t want me, Now you have to worry about me again, worrying that I will be killed. If you worry about it so much, do you want to be my father? It doesn't matter, I have never met my father, father, father, father ~ "
Qin Yue froze his face and determined once again that he must have been mad by being dragged by this little fairy.
In the end, Qin Yue was left by Yan Ranqi.
Jiang Yan looked at the master's expression colder than usual, and calmly concealed his surprise. He made a cup of tea for Qin Hui. He hadn't seen his host angry for hundreds of years. The master is a big demon in the water. The water has a calming effect on the mind and spirit. The demon power determines that his heart is indifferent like water. In addition, he is tired of the world, and is indifferent to external things to the point that he rarely has emotions. Today, she was angry, which surprised Jiang Yan.
Qin Wei took the tea, looked at it and then frowned and lowered it, always feeling that a cat was meowing in his ear.
"I'll change you another glass?"
"No need." Qin Yue froze, the air pressure around him was getting lower and lower. For a long time, he suddenly asked, "Does the cat you keep obedient?"
Jiang Yan immediately understood the reason, and he seriously thought about it, "Quite obedient, cats are proud creatures, to be petted, to coax in the arms every day, play with it for a while, and feed regularly. , It knows who is good to it. As time goes by, it naturally obeys. "
Qin Yue was cold, and lost in thought.
At this point, Yan Ran had already fished more than 300 koi. Not only did he fish in this fish pond, but also several fish ponds next to it, many of them were already large, and there were cubs in his belly. These koi can quickly change from three hundred to thousands.
The people waiting on the shore did not know how he caught up. It seemed that they did not know Qin Yue had come, did not know what spell Qin Yueli had used, and left a person out of thin air. These humans had no doubt at all They all applauded Yan Ran, and several young people took pictures of him.
"Great guy!"
"Suddenly so many, so big!"
"This will eat up all the fry!"
"The boss would have to thank the young man, or it must have reduced production."
Yan Ran returned the net to his boss, and he was clean and free of water. He asked the boss embarrassedly: "Uncle, say yes, you will give me a 40% discount when I buy fry. These koi are mine too."
Zhao Guoli was surprised and happy, grateful: "Okay! 32% off is 28% off! I won't make you money! I will give you 32% off how much you buy!"
In fact, he can make half of the profit by selling a batch of fry, and it is also 20% off to others. In order to make a good destiny, he will do business in the future. These sixty percent discount, without loss, is to make less.
"You guys go out, why do you bring so many fishes back ?!" Wang Yiming was hooded by the koi that was sent back. "Boss, you will not want to raise koi when you expand the fish pond. Your brother, he doesn't care You?"
Yan Ran spread his hands, and said helplessly, "Run away! Such a big person has a small mind and a small thief, and can't make a joke."
I briefly told Wang Yiming about the situation in the reservoir. Yan Ran took a few photos of Koi and said, "Go to this uncle when you want to buy fish fry later. 30% off. We can save more if we buy more. Less money. "
Wang Yiming couldn't be moved. You must know that they will not only be 300 pounds of fish fry in the future. At the fish farm, there will be at least 1,200 pounds in the four water tanks. What about the future? What about expansion? This calculation is much cheaper than giving away three hundred pounds in vain. Wang Yiming pretended to wipe his tears, "Boss, you have grown up sensible and know the importance of money. I am really relieved."
Yan Ran rolled his eyes, and those who disliked wanted to stab him with a paw. How could this be a human? If it was a demon who resisted crickets, it would be so owed that he could not scratch him eight times a day.
In the evening, Yan Ran added a filter to the picture and posted it on Weibo: We have a koi pond. I caught these koi.
Comments are answered almost a second: Wow! The younger brother was discovered to be more blogging!
It's going to rain, and it's time to close your clothes. Yan Ran is even more Weibo!
Mother! Come see what I found?
There are so many koi! I made it! Forward up!
My brother caught it? Amazing!
My blue friend is really the best, the king of cats!
Regardless of white cats and black cats, catching fish is a good cat.
Why are n’t such interesting things live?
Fake, where did you buy it?
The bull is dying, so many koi can just grab it? Where did I catch it?
This person is silly now, why can't I broadcast live because I bought it!
Yan Ran's fans are unwilling: the little brother said that they arrested them, they just arrested them. Do you have any evidence that you bought them? you saw it?
Yan Ran also arrogantly said that he was okay with other things. He didn't allow others to have any doubts about the fish issue, and immediately returned a Weibo post: saying that it was caught, and it was caught in Songba Reservoir. The scene There are many others, you can ask if you don't believe me.
This is a hard talk with netizens, and Wang Yiming is speechless. "Brother, you are too straightforward, you will be hacked like this!"
Yan Ran asked angrily: "What do you say then, they said my fish was bought!"
Wang Yiming's mouth twitched, just for this reason? There is no doubt about fish.
"Forget it, I teach you a trick that can be used on any occasion."
Yan Ran looked expectantly, "It looks so good."
Wang Yiming sat on the table with his buttocks, raised his hands, and learned to look like a small paw. He told Yan Ran earnestly, seriously, and earnestly.
Yan Ran's face was cold, and she smacked her opponent's forehead with a slap of bia, "Meow! How dare you let your master sell cute, you will be added to my luxurious lunch sooner or later."
Anxious to eat people, are you afraid?
At this time, a post called "The reservoir prince caught the fish prince" suddenly appeared on a campus post. It is said that this person took a few minutes from the reservoir with a depth of more than ten meters to collect several traces of fish fry. Hundreds of koi have even posted photos. In order to protect privacy, only one back is posted.
Yan Ran's fans still recognized Yan Ran at a glance from the back, turned the link of the post to Weibo, raised the banner and slammed: Look! That's the evidence!
Those who want to spray Yan Ran have been admired by the "Cat Claw Squad".
To be honest, even such evidence could be found. Yan Ran was surprised. Such a powerful human being turned out to be a fan of him. As an idol, what are the reasons for not being a good role model and how to do it without hard work?
At this time, the founder of the Huanghu platform Juan received an entry form. After some internal planning, in order to promote popularity, Huanghu decided to host a live food contest, so that the Huanghu platform will continue to maintain its brother in many live broadcast platforms. Great location.
The location of the game is set in the Capital Food City. Agents can submit a recommendation list. These recommended players can go to the capital to participate in live pk without participating in the online election.
After Juan finished reading, he picked up the pen and wrote "Yan Ran" under the list of all the recommenders.
Zhang Feng held a piece of paper in his hand, which was the recommended place for this competition. He took a photo and sent it to Wang Yan, and then called over.
"Little wine brother, do you want to join forces again?"
"Get started so early?"
"He has potential for development. Have you seen that there are 500,000 newcomers on Weibo fans who have signed up for a few days? Even the platform attaches so much importance to him. This is regarded as a golden doll, the food circle is so big, he developed Where shall we stand? Without further action, his fans should form a combat force. "
Wang Ye hesitated, "What are you going to do?"
"There are too many ways to fight people online. Many people don't ask the facts. People go in clouds, send some black materials and find some blackstrips. I will find someone to write the manuscript. You can find someone to bring the rhythms." He has already done it. Several small food bloggers can't make it, and they are very experienced in operation. Like this little newcomer with development potential, he will become his target, Yan Ranhong rises too fast, and must destroy him.
Wang Zheng hesitated, "I just heard today that Pink Fruit has suffered from severe depression, and is looking for a life. If we see one each and do one, will we be punished?"
"Pink fruit" is also a net red they have been through. At the time, there was a fake scandal. Pink fruit caused a scold in the entire circle. Pink fruit was withdrawn as they wished, but suffered from mental illness. . No one wants to share his life, neither is Wang Yan.
Zhang Feng sneered, gnashing his teeth and glaring, "He climbed up and we were exhausted, what to eat and drink? Your girlfriend can't even buy a bag, does she still follow you? She wants to die, and tell us Does it matter? Doesn't she want to die herself? "
Wang Ye hesitated, and finally gritted his teeth: "Well, listen to you."
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