Chapter 39: He just wants to sleep with you
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Watch Me Eat Fish, It’s Exciting!
- 黑猫睨睨
- 4231 characters
- 2021-02-27 10:32:34
Yan Ran was hoodwinked by Qin Yunli, what does fresh dragon meat mean? Is that what he thought?
"No, brother, please calm down! It is a legal society now, eating fresh dragon meat is breaking the law!" Yan Ran urged Qin Junli not to cause trouble. Why is such a big individual unreliable? Rest assured, this high-powered go out is even more worrying, because he dares to do anything and can do it.
Qin Tongli frowned, giving Yan Ran a legitimate reason to eat dragon meat without breaking the law, "no one caught abroad."
Yan Ran pumped the corners of his mouth, and said to his heart which dragon was so unlucky. When he went abroad, he was met by this ferocious koi. He patiently advised: "No one can control it. Now the dragons are fast. It ’s extinct and you have to eat it. People in their clan shouldn't take revenge on you? I heard that the dragons are special guards, so short as to be indiscriminate. As long as they hit the dragon, they all rushed up.
At this time, seeing a rare bunch of dangerous light rising from Qin Yunli's eyes, Yan Ran interpreted instantly: I was afraid they wouldn't come, they would all die!
Yan Ran immediately understood that Yuge must have resentment with the Dragon clan, and he had a good temper to coax: "What is delicious about dragon meat, not sour or rubbish, that species will not work, and fresh dragon meat is certainly not good. Eat, let's not eat them, I will cook for you when you come back. "
Qin Junli went to the window and looked up at the stars in the sky. Yan Ran didn't understand the expression at the bottom of his eyes, but across the screen, Yan Ran could feel the other side unhappy.
"Brother," Yan Ran was a little uncomfortable, and her tone was softer. "You have to see how beautiful the stars are, don't think about what these stars have witnessed, what they are willing to see, you ca n’t live without them? Besides, you see They might as well look at me, I can talk, can they? "
Qin Junli looked like Yan Ran, watching the uneasy worry in his clear eyes, "Do you know what I'm thinking?"
"No, I can feel your emotions. There is an old saying that only cats can understand fish." Anyway, Yan Ran didn't know where this famous saying came from, and it was particularly suitable for use here.
After being meowed by Yan Ran, Qin Yunli felt inexplicably full of body. He temporarily gave up the idea of grabbing the dragon to stew, and gently asked Yan Ran with an eyebrow, "Are you looking for me?"
"Um." Yan Ran meowed what Quan said to him with Qin Lili, but there was nothing in his heart. Is it really good for someone like him who has no acting skills to enter the circle? He is not afraid of himself. He is most worried about smashing Yuge ’s signboard. This show is run by Yuge ’s company.
Qin Tongli Leng lowered his face, "That's it?"
Yan Ran was wronged, "Can't I call you?"
"No," looking at Yan Ran's small expression, he blurted out comforting words. Qin Tongli breathed a sigh of relief, and could not take Yan Ran. "You can do it, don't be afraid." Coquettish.
In that sentence, Yan Ran suddenly felt very confident. The big guys said that he was fine, he must be fine!
"That fish brother, I'll hang up first. I'll call Juan!" Yan Ran hung up the phone and then quickly contacted Juan. He didn't know much about this, and he wanted to go for entertainment in the future. If you are a fan, you have to let your agent help.
After Juan responded, he said happily, "Well, I will shift my focus to you in the future, or we will meet again, and I will go to you."
"Uh ... I'm remote here, and most people can't find a place."
"It doesn't matter. I have special ability to move. I'm vixen."
Yan Ran :? ? ?
Say good foxes are big beauty? Juan's looks are not beautiful at all!
Yan Ran, who has always wanted to see the beauty of fox essence, feels that his three views have been impacted. Juan has not looked handsome and handsome, what a fox essence! Sister Bai is all over the country, how can her fellows be chubby fat guys! Yan Ran hung up the phone angrily, and sent her position to Juan. As soon as he looked up, he saw Wang Yiming holding an empty plate, and Muya stood at the door of the kitchen. Yan Ran coughed, calmly, Are you full? If you are tired, go back to rest and do it again tomorrow. "
Wang Yiming mechanically set the bowl aside, and habitually picked up a clean kitchen towel to wipe the cat's bowl clean, then washed his plate, wiped it, put it in the cupboard to disinfect, and followed him with a puppet Again, I didn't say a word.
Yan Ran looked at the other person's stiff complexion, his eyes narrowed, and he rubbed over in secret, and whispered, "Are you okay, Naruko?"
Wang Yiming nodded subconsciously, feeling that he was still a little bit confused.
Yan Ran patted him on the shoulder comfortably, and said graciously: "Very well, this world is full of so many unknowns, slowly you will find that the world is wider than you think, Xiao Nazi, you want Have a firm will, when will your master still be your master, understand? "
Wang Yiming nodded. In fact, he didn't understand anything. When he went out, he had the same hands and feet, and he was stiff. He almost tripped himself when he stepped on the steps. When he arrived at his home, his mind was all "Fish ... Dragon Meat ... Fox Essence ..." For the first time, Wang Yiming didn't want to have such good hearing.
Wang Yiming planted on the bed, rolled his head several times, jumped up in the puzzled eyes of his dog son, rushed to the study, found a quaint little box from the drawer, and opened it inside. A piece of letter paper made of unknown animal skins is still thinner than cloth for so many years. Open it for a look, Wang Yiming froze in shock, the words on it ... changed! !! !!
There was also a paragraph before that which was lined up with mosquito legs, he could not understand it at all. Now the above typeface has changed, and it reads such a phrase: The King's descendants of the Wolf family, remembering the descendants of Yan's generations, do not be unkind, unrighteous, unfaithful and filial. , Thunder and thunder.
Wang Yiming clenched his head and wrapped himself in the quilt again, feeling a headache faintly, but his mind was getting clearer and clearer. He had a bad hunch, as if he had touched another world. He thought about the differences between Yan Ran and normal people since he got along, thinking about what Grandpa said before his death, thinking that he was different from ordinary people's hearing since childhood, thinking about the scene when he went into the mountains and met wolves when he was a kid. I thought of parents he had never seen since he was a child. Coincidentally, Yan Ran had never seen his parents. Wolves ... how come out a wolf? What is a demon? Wang Yiming rolled around on the bed and felt like he was going crazy. What was going on?
This night, Wang Yiming did not sleep well.
Early the next morning, Yan Ran had just got up and heard someone shouting, "Xiao Yan Ran, your courier has arrived at the village chief's house. You asked the Yiming boy to pick it up. It's a big box, very heavy. ! "
Today the weather was a bit cold. The mountain breeze came in advance. Yan Ran went out and shrugged his neck, looking up at the blue sky, muttering in a sigh, "It's cold, and it's time to moult again."
"Little Naruko! Get up and work!" Yan Ran stepped into the door of Wang Yiming's house with an elegant kitten, and found that the door was hidden, pushed open with one hand, and shouted aggressively, rolling it successfully. Wang Yiming, who had just fallen asleep at night, sat up in shock. As soon as he looked up, Yan Ran had reached the door of his bedroom. Like a ghost, he didn't know how to float in.
Wang Yiming blinked, and when he reacted, he just wanted to spit his throat. Yan Ran's eyes were stricken, and he grabbed the water glass on the table, and then directly drank Wang Yiming's mouth.
Wang Yiming muttered and swallowed, calmed down instantly, quickly got out of bed, wiped his face, pretended to be calm and said, "Where to get it?"
Yan Ran was amused and took out two hot buns from his pocket. "Let's eat and go. What's the matter with you, you didn't sleep well, you have dark circles."
Wang Yiming took the buns and stunned them for a while, then he hummed, took a bite of the meat bun, breathed the fresh air in the mountain, and laughed, "It's all right, think of something."
Yan Ran blinked in surprise. The expression seemed to say that you, IQ, can think about things, and asked curiously, "Do you want to understand?"
Wang Yiming ate a bun with a few mouthfuls, and nodded heavily, "I want to understand, go, get express!"
One day after the other, it was enough to stand up to his own conscience. Regardless of his abnormality, Wang Yiming had given up his struggle for the hot meat buns.
This time the express is not ordinary, the whole is a container, Wang Yiming asked angrily: "Are you cheated again, what did you buy online?"
Yan Ran shook her head innocently. "I didn't buy it. I gave it to me."
"Ah!" Wang Yiming finally remembered, these days have been crazy.
The two moved the kitchen utensils home with a trolley and changed the kitchen all over again. Yan Ran nodded with satisfaction. It was very good. In the future, it would be more convenient to make big fish. "Let ’s have a live broadcast and try this big pot. It works. "
Wang Yiming sighed, "Let's just finish the busy situation. When will your agent come over, and if he can accompany you to record the show, I can get all these things at home." Wang Yiming said, frowning, " No, I can't rest assured if he goes with you. "
Yan Ran smiled and patted Wang Yiming's shoulder. "Relax, he doesn't dare to treat me badly. I can't rest assured that these things at home are left to others, I rely on you."
Wang Yiming was silent for a while, raised his chest violently, and patted it vigorously, saying, "No problem!"
Yan Ran finally admitted that he couldn't do without him! At this moment, if Wang Yiming had a tail, he would have to go to the sky.
Juan arrived in the afternoon. Yan Ran stood at the gate and watched the other person get out of the car with no expression. He was still very entangled with the species of fox spirit.
After the two sat down, they formally discussed the future development. "No matter when you go to Ruijin Entertainment, when I am your agent for a day, I will hold you for a day and treat you as the top priority. I was really right before. You are negligent. To do it right now is to make up for your past mistakes and make a good bond with you. "
The other side was so straightforward, Yan Ran nodded with a smile, "then I'm in trouble."
At first, Juan did not help him. Yan Ran was not angry. After all, he was worthless. Anyone in Juan ’s hands could make money for him. Now he was afraid to offend him and he would make up for the relationship. Yan Ran was very calm about this. It's the same as the demon. How much value can you create, how much help will your superior give you. If you treat you for no reason, it must be bad intentions.
Juan's face eased, and he said cheerfully: "Your purpose is to circle the fans. You are red. I can make money and also get some attention. I will follow you when you record the show."
Yan Ran nodded, "OK."
After sending Juan away, Yan Ran went to the orchard. The uncles and aunts were picking apples, and a large straw mat was laid on the ground.
Yan Ran took a video and planned to spread Weibo in a while: Look, the package ordered yesterday has begun to be packed. Pick it today, and ship it this evening, a big natural apple that has not been in the cold storage, 29.9 ten pounds ~ It is expected to be in three or four days Can arrive!
The uncles in the village are also more sincere, saying that the gross weight of the package is ten kilograms. In fact, they all put two more when they were packed.
Wang Yiming didn't see Yan Ran coming over. When he posted the delivery list and found the weight was wrong, he asked, "Why is this weight wrong? It's overweight! You have to pay more!"
Uncle Xiao Li's face was bewildered, "I just put two more apples, and I'll pay more?"
Wang Yiming was crying, "Uncle, you can't be so honest, do you put more in every box?"
Uncle Li nodded, "We can't be partial, otherwise people will say something after receiving it, and some say less, then what is it called, oh, bad review."
Wang Yiming was about to kneel to him and said for a long time, the key to Li Xiaoshu's failure to understand.
Yan Ran took an apple puppet and stood slowly behind Wang Yiming: "Forget it, don't take it out, don't put more on the back. When you receive it, see your luck. Whoever has more will be lucky." To buy a lottery ticket. "
Wang Yiming could only sigh. As the only college student in the village, he still had to write a courier list.
Yan Ran took out a small dried fish from his pocket and put it on a small table in the forest by Wang Yiming: Come on, reward you!
Wang Yiming took a small fish out of his mouth, grinds his teeth while grieving, "You help me write something!"
Yan Ran left with her mobile phone. "Even the express delivery list is not good. What are you doing?"
Wang Yiming muttered angrily: "Niu force you to talk to your brother like this!"
Yan Ran rolled his eyes. "My brother has a lot of chances and is handsome, and you compare with him?"
Wang Yiming breathed in his throat, and yes, he was indeed incomparable to Mr. Qin, and still wrote a courier list suitable for him.
Yan Ran posted the video on Weibo, and he said jokingly, but Yuge had nothing to catch the fish eaten by the dragon. What if he got angry with him and pulled him into a cat blanket with one tail?
After the video was uploaded, fans laughed.
Hahahaha Uncles are so cute! Too honest, each box is stuffed with two more!
Xiao Nazi is crying, why not be obedient?
Fortunately, Apple is home-grown, otherwise employees like uncles can make the boss lose money.
Daiyan is still eating apples and doesn't work at all, you look good and do whatever you want!
At the end of the video, Yan Ran's brother was shocked again. Honestly, I was very curious about his brother!
Shovel officer, do it well and reward you with dried fish!
Where did I order it? I want it too!
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Yan Ran embarrassedly replied: It has been booked out, and there will be many next year.
At this time, I have mine at home @ 招财 猫 loves fish: if you want to eat apples, give me a hundred pounds!
Lucky cats love to eat fish: they are really sold out, and the rest are eaten by themselves.
I have mine at home: give me a hundred pounds of what you eat yourself.
Yan Ran shook his head silently, and replied, "Who will eat so much for themselves? I only have two. Do you want it?"
I have mine at home: then you give me one! I want to eat!
Can be described as quite wayward.
Yan Ran and Cen Tongen talked as they always are. A cub born in a crisis-rich giant family, without friends, finally encountered an indifferent person. Soon after I left home, I didn't meet a few people who could talk. I always wanted to make more friends, and the two became familiar netizens.
When fans saw them so familiar, they all screamed in the comments, and there were expression packs blowing nosebleeds, row by row, more than counted.
Anyway, Yan Ran didn't understand why this group of humans was so.
Yan Ran snorted. The mobile phone called Yuyong errand pigeon, gave the other two hundred yuan, and sent him to an apple in the ravine and half the apple pie.
The pigeon was holding the money, holding the thing, showing a bitter face, "Why is it getting less and less?"
Yan Ran spread his hands. "No way, he is getting shameless. He doesn't pay for running errands. If you don't want to go, I can find someone else."
"Don't, I'll go!" Pigeon hung the bag around his neck and flew out of the window. Yan Ran didn't want to lose this line. He might come up with a big deal one day and give it to tens of thousands. That kind of thinking is beautiful.
On the same day, Cen Tongen received it. When he saw that he had more than half of the apple pie, he sent Yan Ran a message while eating: Do you want to eat the same apple pie with me, baby, do you want to chase me?
Yan Ran turned her eyes away in disgust: If you are a mother, it is still so possible.
Master Cen: It's fun for you ~ You're fast enough.
Yan Ran: Of course, I have special delivery skills.
Cen Tongen picked a handsome sword eyebrow, and a smirk was raised in the corner of his mouth. Last time, he had a hunch. Yan Ran should be like him, not human. Master Cen asked the secretary to buy pizza happily. He invited the whole crew to eat pizza. If Yan Ran is a personal person, he also feels a pity. He finally encountered a person who could talk, but his life is short. Now it ’s OK, Yan Ran Bacheng is like him, so that no matter how many years have passed, as long as each other does not change his heart, he can still be a good friend.
As soon as Yan Ran thought that he was going to record the show a few days later, he asked Cen Tongen, "There are two variety shows looking for me, one is" Chinese Traditional Food ", and the other is" My Refrigerator, I Make the Master ". I can't go back to the village for a while. "
"Wow! What did you take? I have n’t heard of the Chinese food. The refrigerator is very hot. Most people ca n’t get in. I ’m afraid to play because I do n’t know how to cook. Dad stuffed me in, and others would say I'm a big bag. How can you grab a little Internet celebrity? "
Yan Ran thought seriously: "I hugged a big guy's thigh, and he wanted to recognize me as a son."
Cen Tongen asked nervously, "Isn't he trying to subscribe to you, isn't it? The circle is chaotic, don't be fooled!"
Feeling the kindness in this sentence, Yan Ran asked with a smile: "What is a hidden rule?"
Master Cen is also very straightforward: "Simply put, I just want to sleep with you."
The smile on Yan Ran's mouth brushed down, "Don't talk nonsense! Yuge is not that kind of person! If you scorn him, he will break with you!"
Master Cen: "..." Well said, why did it explode?
Yan Ran was very firm. How did a fish like a cat? What international joke? Not to mention how brother Yu's indifferent temperament to the disregard of the whole world may be crazed, even for a fish, he can't talk to a cat. He didn't bring him back to his nest to raise him ... No! Yan Ran shook his head. It was so sorry that Yuge had this kind of thought. Yuge was so good to him. He couldn't keep thinking that he had boiled the other side.
After chatting with netizens for a while, Yan Ran sent a message to Qin Yunli, concerned about the "lonely elderly" abroad: is it okay abroad? Remember to eat, it's cold to wear autumn pants.
Yan Ran has always felt that hairless species should be afraid of cold, and they must wear autumn pants when it is cold.
Seeing the information, Qin Xunli's mouth twitched with the naked eye.
After a while, Yan Ran sent another one: come to dinner when I have time.
After watching Qin Lili, he moved his finger and gave back: ah.
Seeing this word, Yan Ran was so beautiful, Yu Ge seemed to be more diligent than before, and the information returned quickly.
Soon, many people who received Apple responded on Yan Ran Weibo: Apple is really delicious, crunchy and sweet!
Wow wow! I received a big box, more than ten pounds! I'm going to buy a lottery ticket!
If the apple next year is still like this, it must be said earlier, I buy more, the child is cute.
I was holding the apple that Milkface sent me and told others that it was bought by my blue friend, hehehehe ~
Oops, upstairs is so resourceful, I can also say, this is my dream lover sent me!
Do n’t bother, all the grandpas and aunts in the village are packing.
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Yan Ran looked at these positive comments, and then he felt relieved. The old man and grandmother in the village were in a good mood these two days. Gratitude turned into the power of faith. I feel good.
Feeling the spiritual force coming to his doorstep, Yan Ran went down on Weibo and picked up a suitcase that he did n’t have much. When he went out, he saw Wang Yiming and Juan both standing at his door. Put the box in the trunk, and smiled, "Yiming, the house is over to you."
Wang Yiming nodded solemnly, "Relax, I'm your strong backing."
Yan Ran patted his shoulder heavily, everything was in silence, he must protect his fish!
When Yan Ran got in the car, Wang Yiming shook his hurting shoulder, and reassuredly said, "After you go out, you are unfamiliar with your life. Don't run away."
Yan Ran waved with a smile: "Relax, I can find it when I smell your taste."
Wang Yiming shuddered without a reason, he managed to forget things that might not be normal humans! !!
Yan Ran and Juan arrived at the place where the show was recorded, and found a good hotel. Yan Ran packed his things and went with Juan to meet the show ’s planner and director, Teacher Liu. They will be recorded tomorrow morning, and they will eat together tonight. A meal and some program flow. To tell the truth, if it wasn't for the face of the famous agent in the circle of Juan, Mr. Liu might not have invited Yan Ran to eat, because he was poor, and the salary he earned was used for food heritage. Eating this meal is equivalent to The appearance fee was paid.
Juan and Yan Ran got out of the taxi together. Looking at the small restaurant on the side of the road, it looked like a small area from the outside, but there were a lot of people inside. Juan said with a smile: "Mr. Liu is a gourmet, don't look This small shop is small, and there must be something delicious in it. "
Yan Ran nodded, already looking forward.
At this moment, there were several screams behind them. The two of them looked back subconsciously, and ran over with a big dog happily, and scared away the passing pedestrians around them, and the door of the shop just came out. A little girl, the child was too late to dodge, and her eyes were about to be hit by the dog who scatters, Yan Ran's eyes are stricken, his arms are fast, he looks at the big dog, and has run to Yan Ran's body, shaking cheerfully. The tail looked at him, that meant, would you like to play with me?
Yan Ran stared, and the dog slipped to the ground without much effort. More than 80 kilograms of flesh fluttered on the ground, and he whimpered twice, and did not dare to move.
There was talk all around, "Who is so sick, and such a big dog doesn't know how to tie a chain!"
"This is Alaska, the three silly boss on the sled!"
"This dog is naughty enough. Such a big man has a weight of seventy to eighty kilograms. This is going to hit people. Who can bear it?"
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A woman wearing a brand-name casual clothes slowly caught up, saw her dog lying on the ground, and asked Yan Ran angrily, "What have you done to my son?"
Yan Ran stunned: "Son ????"
In Yan Ran's cognition, people ca n’t give birth to dogs. Look at the woman who looks pretty on the opposite side, and then look at the dog lying under his feet. Yan Ran looks at Juan in puzzlement. Is it so great?