Chapter 42: Brother Yu: Don't let others touch you
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Watch Me Eat Fish, It’s Exciting!
- 黑猫睨睨
- 4398 characters
- 2021-02-27 10:32:37
Xiao Shuheng has changed his clothes. When he saw Yan Ran and Jiang Bo sitting next to each other, he walked over with a smile and stood between the two. "You have to stop when there is a problem during recording. Yan Ran has no experience. Jiang Bo take him "As he patted Yan Ran's shoulders, he comforted him:" Don't be nervous. I don't know when to say what. I have a round field. We are entertainment entertainment, not so serious. If you make a mistake, you can Cut it out, don't be afraid. "
Feeling the goodwill of the other person, Yan Ran nodded smartly, "Thank you Brother Xiao."
Obviously, Jiang Bo found that Yan Ran had a problem with his attitude. He smiled and didn't care about it. He thought that it was caused by the fans on Weibo before. The child still showed little attention and directly expressed it. Come out, it seems to have been affected a lot.
The recording of the show officially started, and Yan Ran was in place at the guest seat. This is a gourmet show, so there are several sets of kitchen utensils in front of it. The meaning is obvious. I will cook for a while.
"Hello everyone, welcome to the eighth issue of" My Refrigerator, I'm the Master ". I'm the host Xiao Shuheng. The two of us should be familiar to everyone ..." Xiao Shuheng quickly introduced a section and went directly to On the topic, "I think everyone must wonder what's in their refrigerator, right? Let's ask Jiang Bo first, do you usually cook?"
Jiang Bo nodded solemnly, "Do!"
The audience in the audience cheered, "I don't believe it!"
Xiao Shuheng is also an expression of my unbelief. "But I often see you eating takeaway on your Weibo. You seem to have a second life that is not cooked even with an egg." Xiao Shuheng teased and reminded later: "The edited Remember to type him a few letters before you have a ghost expression pack, which is obviously a lie! "
Jiang Bo Fuer laughed, "OK, I can cook noodles very well." What he said was very unsure.
"Then let's see what's in Jiang Bo's refrigerator?" Xiao Shuheng waved his hands arrogantly and let the man in black come on the stage, "Open me his refrigerator!"
Of course, this refrigerator is not Jiangbo's. It brought all the contents of Jiangbo's refrigerator. Here, the program team prepared a variety of refrigerators. You can find one with the same style. Once the refrigerator is opened, it will be under the stage. The audience was aggressive, followed by a hilarious burst of rapeseed, spinach, eggs, cans of old godmothers, and bags of instant noodles.
Xiao Shuheng shot the table, "Sorry for such a clean refrigerator, would you like to join us in this tall show? Come on, drag him out!"
There was a hilarious laugh from the audience. Jiang Bo was the most innocent one. "I said it. I cooked noodles well, and instant noodles. I can't compare with Yan Ran. He is professional." Bo poked Yan Ran's arm with his fingers, "You cook so deliciously, teach me how to do it."
This is undoubtedly looking for topics for Yan Ran and catching the traffic. Yan Ran feels that there is something else in this kindness and has no time to explore. He smiled and said, "Yes, I can teach you to make it simple. of."
Unexpectedly, Yan Ran answered so seriously, everyone was teased. Obviously, Jiang Bo was joking with him. Yan Ran was so deceived that he believed everything he said.
Yan Ran looked at this innocently, and then looked at that. The human beings were really weird. Obviously he wanted to be taught, but he promised to be laughed instead. What is the reason?
This grievance made everyone laugh more happily, Jiang Bo reluctantly said, "Why are you so simple and so easy to lose? Little brother."
Yan Ran smiled politely, well, humans are really complicated.
"Well, let's see what's in Yan Ran's refrigerator." Xiao Shuheng took the topic and controlled the audience.
Yan Ran's refrigerator was very large. When she opened the refrigerator door, she was shocked. "Wow! A lot of things !!!"
The four-wheel drive, five-door refrigerator is full of meat, and only a few vegetables. No way, cats don't like food.
Xiao Shuheng asked teasingly: "Yan Ran, wouldn't you be so malnourished that you are malnourished?"
Yan Ran shook her head. If she eats too much, she will be malnourished. It is enough for cats to eat these things.
Xiao Shuheng looked at the contents of his refrigerator and wondered, "Why is there no fish? Isn't Yan Ran very good at making fish?"
Yan Ran spread his hands. "The fish I eat are all fresh fish caught, so it won't taste good in the refrigerator."
This sentence sounds very reasonable, so that no one can find a reason to refute. Xiao Shuheng was laughed amused and deliberately teased him: "What do you do to everyone today? Show me your usual home cooking, You happen to make it with Jiang Bo. Let's put it on the table and let's eat together. "
The audience laughed at the end of the remarks, applauding, Jiang Bo's handsome face has become bitter, "Did you deliberately find a cook so good at cooking with me? Would you like me to serve the instant noodles? "
"Who said it was good to cook noodles?"
"There is no harm without comparison!"
Jiang Bo and Xiao Shuheng stared at each other. No one let anyone. After glaring for more than ten seconds, Jiang Bo couldn't hold it first. He turned around and caught Yan Ran's shoulder, and grieved at Yan Ran's shoulder. "Yan Ran, brother will feed on you for a while, don't let me lose face."
Yan Ran frowned slightly, avoiding the close contact of the other side calmly. He did not like to have physical contact with others. Cats are very proud species.
Jiang Bo narrowed his eyes slightly, and Yan Ran had stood up and started preparing food.
Jiang Bo's eyes flashed with weakness, that is, no matter how good he showed, when Yan Ran had a fist hitting the cotton, Yan Ran could not receive his signal at all. He did have a different mind for Yan Ran. He was born the same. He likes long and beautiful boys. Unfortunately, the entertainment industry is so beautiful that there are not many clean ones. After dividing the points and being taught a few times by the agent, he converged a lot until he saw Yan Ran.
The child's eyes were so clean that he hadn't touched a few people when he first joined the industry. He wanted to make a flick of his hand and coax him while he was young. Looking at it now, it's really not easy to hook.
Yan Ran took out the ingredients in the refrigerator and cooked food everywhere, except that the light was brighter.
At this time Xiao Shuheng asked, "Yan Ran, are you comfortable cooking without fish?"
Yan Ran pursed her mouth and smiled, "It is naturally uncomfortable, but I can eat anything else without fish."
Xiao Shuheng asked mysteriously: "The show crew prepared a gift for you. Would you like to watch it?"
Yan Ran raised his eyebrows. Of course, he wanted to see. He had never heard of curiosity and killed the cat. The curiosity of the cat family could not be controlled.
Xiao Shuheng snapped his fingers, a man in black pretending to come up with a large tray and see what he was carrying. The audience cheered, Yan Ran turned his head, his eyes light up instantly, two more than a pound of Boston Prawn!
Jiang Bo has stood up and asked with a narrow eye: "I have a good day today. I'm not taking Yan Ran's light. I take back what I just said, and thank the show crew for finding me this time."
The audience was laughed a lot, Yan Ran took the plate in the hands of the man in black and had already dealt with it, all very fresh. Yan Ran said with a smile: "Thanks to the show team, I haven't eaten such a big shrimp for a long time. Alas, this is the main course of today."
The camera followed, Xiao Shuheng and Jiang Bo followed, watching Yan Ran handle the two lobsters.
"Let's make a garlic lobster for two people, are there any fans?" Yan Ran moved quickly, already cutting the lobster head and body, Xiao Shuheng raised his hand, "I'll get it!"
There are spare refrigerators here, all the materials prepared by the show team in advance, very complete, Yan Ran thanked Xiao Shuheng, boiled in water, soaked the fans, split the shrimp body, removed the black line, and waited for the fans to soak Place it on a plate and cut the lobster into sections.
Then mix the seasonings such as garlic, soy sauce, salt, cooking wine, etc., and pour on the shrimp. At this time, the water was boiling, and the shrimp dish was brought to the steamer.
Xiao Shuheng looked at Jiang Bo seriously, and deliberately run on him: "Jiang Bo, what about your instant noodles?"
Jiang Bo hesitated twice, pretending not to hear, and made many people laugh underneath. Jiang Bo is a very comprehensive artist, and also has a variety of talents, knows how to entertain the audience.
Ten minutes later, Yan Ran brought the lobster out, sprinkled a handful of scallion leaves on the lobster, boiled the oil, and when the oil was 70% hot, it was poured directly on the lobster. Xiao Shuheng was so intoxicated on the spot that the garlic was wrapped in the shrimp's fragrant flavor. He invited so many cooking stars and finally came a serious chef. His host was not easy. Sometimes the celebrity made the dish and he had to keep his eyes open and talk nonsense, saying that the meal was delicious, and it was not easy to think about him.
Yan Ran nodded with satisfaction and said in a serious way: "It smells pretty good. If you have the chance, please eat the fish in my fish pond. The fish in my fish pond is also big and fresh. Now it has been expanded and is ready to build a farm. If you go, I will do it for you personally. "
Xiao Shuheng was ridiculed by Yan Ran's ad promotion method. The reason for his popularity in this circle is not just his knowledge and good temper. He really has won a lot of people, no matter what the other person ’s identity is, whether he has fame, can Helping him will help, many people in the entertainment industry got his help when they first debuted. There are still this kind of people in the circle, and for the future of this circle, strive to train the next generation. He especially applauded Yan Ran, and he deliberately aggravated his voice and asked, "Okay, we must go at that time, go to your farm, village, eating, rice, your fish, pond, eating, fish, right. What's your farm and village name? "
Yan Ran thought for a moment, with a tick at the corner of his mouth, and smiled and narrowed his eyes, "Call a lot of fish farms!"
"Good, many, fish! This name is so cute!" Xiao Shuheng smiled and gave a seal-like applause, and took the audience to seal-like claps to cheer Yan Ran.
Xiao Shuhengle couldn't help but think that when the show was broadcast, the audience would be laughed crazy by Yan Ran's promotion. This guy was so interesting.
Next, the three people ate two big lobsters, except Yan Ran, who patted their belly. Yan Ran was the "big stomach king" of the net red world. It was no problem to give him two more. The audience in the audience watched them all with three eyes, and they couldn't bear to see the back. This is a tortured show!
Xiao Shuheng thought as he wiped his mouth. In the future, I really had to go to Yan Ran's farm to have a look.
After the recording of the show, Yan Ran returned to the background, Juan was still waiting for him, and Yan Ran thanked Xiao Shuheng and the director's care, and this was about to go. Jiang Bo came over at this moment, and asked with a smile: "Xiao Yan, can Weibo close each other?"
Yan Ran froze. "Me? I'm still a newcomer."
Jiang Bo laughed and said, "It doesn't matter. Everyone starts from a newcomer. I can talk to you. We are on Weibo, and fans in the province always guess that our relationship is not good."
Yan Ran also wanted to, too. His fans had quarreled with Jiang Bo's fans a few days ago, and opened Weibo. Jiang Bo followed him, and Yan Ran followed him back, no more than ten seconds before and after.
Jiang Bo asked again, "Why not, change another WeChat signal? Your farmhouse sounds very interesting. I will come to you to play when I have time."
Yan Ran nodded with a smile, and immediately listed Jiang Bo as a stupid money customer.
After saying goodbye to the other party, Yan Ran followed Juan out of the TV station. Juan squinted his eyes, revealing a meaningful smile, narrow eyes, looking a little scary.
Yan Ran asked defensively: "Hu brother, what's wrong with you? Want to deform?"
Juan is speechless, is he so scary?
After getting in the car, Juan said, "I'll make a call." He pulled out his cell phone, dialed a number, "... Did Jiang Bo recently want to win the male number one of" The Great Qin Tieqi ", you go Audition, grab him. "
A surprised "ah" on the other side, asked with a smile: "I do want that character, but Jiang Bo is not unrecognized anymore. If I fight with him like this, will it be difficult to talk in the future?"
Juan said with a smile: "It's okay. If you get angry, you will get angry. This kid may feel that he has a firm foothold in the circle, and he is uneasy and kind."
The opposite said cheerfully: "Okay! I'll inquire now and make sure I can grab it! By the way, do we sign a little new guy in our studio? Hu need to take him? If he needs you to tell me, I told the director, give him a role. "
"You don't need it for the time being. You're busy." Juan hung up and looked at the scenery outside the window. Yan Ran didn't know what was happening, but he thought helplessly: The child was alert but didn't know Where to be prepared. To be exact, no one gave him that education, and the circle was so chaotic. If he didn't follow, the little devil might one day be taken advantage of by others. Juan is thinking about finding an education expert and giving him a lesson in education so that he can learn to guard against bad guys. However, the result may be that Mr. Qin was chopped to death by thunder or that the fox skin was peeled.
As a result of Yan Ran and Jiang Bo's relationship, the fans exploded!
Lying down! We ripped here, the two love beans got better first, we always feel like big fools!
They turned off each other! Was the relationship so good after recording one episode?
A front-line star and a celebrity have paid attention to each other. Is this world so mysterious?
Yan Ran, the first Jiang brother to look for, Jiang has a good temper, and it is not easy for a newcomer to pay attention to him.
Yan Ran's fans didn't speak, just watching Jiang Bo's fans bouncing on Weibo like shrimps leaving the water, throwing them a screenshot, speechless taunts: You are a group of silly people who look down on us in words. Ran, will Jiang Bo first pay attention to Yan Ran? Just jump around and wait until the show airs and you will know how good our milk looks!
Yan Ran and Juan returned to the hotel. In front of their respective rooms, Juan told Yan Ran: "Have a good rest, we will go back tomorrow."
Yan Ranjin went to the door happily, kicked his shoes, and stepped on the wooden floor barefoot. He just took a few steps forward and suddenly found something wrong.
There is a smell of others in this room!
Yan Ran walked to the door of the bedroom, leaned out of the door and tilted her head, looking quietly, lying alone on the bed, wearing a pajamas, with her long legs resting comfortably, leaning lazily on the bedside , Holding a black book with unclear material in his hand. After discovering Yan Ran, he looked up, and Gujing had no warm eyes in his eyes.
Yan Ran bent her eyes with a smile, ran barefoot, reached a flutter near the bed, and slammed her body firmly on the other side, "Fisher!"
For the first time, Qin Yunli held back the person who flung him, Yan Ran threw him in the form of a human. Yan Ran's body is very soft. Even if it turns into a human shape, it still retains some of the characteristics of the feline family. Even the bones feel soft in the hand. Qin Yunli carefully guarded the person in her arms and did not dare to force, for fear that his strength would hurt him. His pussy, petite.
Yan Ran lay on Qin Yuanli, facing each other, and after staring for a while, he instinctively felt that this was not good, and quickly stepped down from Qin Yuanli, sitting on the bed with his feet crossed, how could he not suppress the joy in his eyes, "Brother, how did you find me? When did you come back? How did you know I was here?"
Listening to Yan Ran's series of meows, Qin Yunli raised her hand and touched her head to make him quiet. This little fool, he left a scale on him, even if Yan Ran ran to the ends of the earth, he could come to him at any time.
Yan Ran grabbed the big hand on her head with a lot of things to say, and let Qin Qili teach him to find someone or anything at any time, and saw Qin Qili's soft eyes, suddenly cold, his eyes fell on his On his shoulders, Yan Ran's neck was cold, and he quickly explained: "No one bullies me. This is a random action. Human beings are all male, so there isn't so much care. Don't go to kill him. It will break the law. . "
Qin Tongli frowned, wiped off the taste of Yan Ran who fell on him, and said coldly, "turn away his luck for three years."
Yan Ran silently gave Jiang Bo a wax. I heard that this person's career is on the rise. Now, it's not easy to rise. Is this circle going to be forgotten if it doesn't move forward?
Qin Yunli groaned a bit, then added: "Don't let others touch you in the future."
Yan Ran shook her ears and asked curiously, "Why?"
Qin Yunli froze, "I don't like it."
"Oh, you brother, you are too overbearing. Why don't you say that you don't want to stand within three meters of you and pollute your air?" Tong Li's face was rubbed with a soft claw pad, grinning smirkly: "Did the overbearing fish brother eat at noon today? Are you tired today? Need a massage?"
The naughty kitten was lifted by the man lying on the bed the fate of the fate of the neck in the next second, and was knocked into a cat blanket.
The terrible kitten pounced on without fear, eh ~~~ Anyway, I have messed up into a dumpling, and I have to bang the fish brother's hair into a hair dumpling!
After playing with Qin Yunli for more than half an hour, Yan Ran got up. Juan was worried that he didn't eat well when he recorded the show. He ordered some dishes and brought them over. Yan Ran shouted at the table: "Fish Brother got up to eat. You lie down like this every day, and then you lie down and your bones are crispy. "
Qin Yunli turned over expressionlessly, he did not eat what others made.
Yan Ran finished the soup, took a sip, felt the taste was OK, came to the bedroom holding the bowl, "Daddy, would you like a sip?"
Qin Yunli turned his head and glared at him, "If you want to call dad, I'll make you enough."
Yan Ran instantly recovered seriousness, and asked with a serious face: "Brother, do you have soup?"
Qin Yunli looked at his skin blankly.
"Hey." Yan Ran smirked twice and ran away while holding the bowl. "You don't drink it myself."
However, before he ran back to the living room, he was caught by someone from behind. The aura of the air trembled in the next second, and he was pulled into a crack in the space before he responded. Throw it and use two hands to grab Qin Yili's clothes tightly. He is a little spirit who practiced shallowly, and couldn't hold the spirit pressure that Qin Yili had when he tore the space.
Qin Tongli frowned, and hugged his cat, wrapped it with spiritual power, and isolated the pressure. stupid! How can such a fragile cat be relieved? What if he is found by his enemies and not slapped to death? Qin Yunli has planned to arrange a bodyguard for Yan Ran.
A few seconds later, Yan Ran felt that the surroundings were quiet, and opened her eyes to see that they had returned to Dawang Village.
Yan Ran jumped out of Qin Lili's arms, and angrily put a few claws on each other's clothes. "We suddenly came back. How can we explain to Juan?"
"He is a demon, can there be any explanation." Qin Yunli looked at his clothes and looked at Yan Ran dullly.
Yan Ran pumped the corners of his mouth, and suddenly wanted to commit the following crimes, and blushed his face. The fisherman's eyes clearly said that you were so stupid that you could not even keep your paw prints. What kind of cat are you? As a cat, you can understand a fish so thoroughly. The problem is that you can't beat him, Yan Ran is really heartbroken.
Yan Ran, who brought Yan Ran back to Qin Qinli, also understood that if he did n’t eat the meal there, he would have to eat what he made himself, or make it at home. It was really a picky fish.
Yan Ran had to change her clothes and waited for the fish to sit on the sofa, lazily waiting to be fed: "You wait, I go to the fish pond to catch a fish, what kind of food do you want?"
Qin Yunli is still the two words, "at will."
As long as it's made by Yan Ran, he eats it and thinks it's good.
Yan Ran rolled his eyes and went out. Not long after, the cats walking around Yan Ran's house knew that Yan Ran was back and came to the house to see that there was only Qin Junli in the living room. Cats, look at me, I look at you, curiously surrounded, the nature of animals, cats like fish. Qin Tongli froze, frowned, and spurred all the cats out of his spirit. He didn't like all cats, he only liked keeping one.
Yan Ran went out of the village and went to see the orchard first. The apples were all sold out. The fishing garden in Area 1 was also built. It was super simple. The ground was flat and there was an easy place for benches. A sign is erected, which says about two hundred for 12 hours. If you do n’t want to take the fish, the fish pond can be recycled, but the price is cheaper than the market price. The recycling price is 4 yuan per pound.
The most annoying thing is that someone really came to fish!
Yan Ran stomped her feet when she saw people, so angry! There are really humans to catch his fish!
To be honest, once the fishing garden is built, no one can catch fish from it. The more so, the more it attracts fishermen to try it. Two hundred yuan a day is very expensive in a normal fishing garden, and it is almost not so expensive, but there are big fish here. Can you catch a big carp that grows to a hundred pounds elsewhere? No!
The two guards in the village are responsible for guarding them. They are all okay with the seeds, and there is a small counter next to them, selling cigarettes and water, and fishing rods!
Yes, fishing rod! Because often people are towed away by fishing rods!
The aunts in the village talked and said that after Yan Ran returned, let him train the fish, and let the fish send the fishing rods under the pond, they cleaned them, and they could sell them.
Ma Xi and Feng Yue are two veteran fishing enthusiasts. They often find some places that are not good for fishing on the Internet to go fishing. There are countless fishes who bow down under their hands. They are called as extremely difficult places to fish. Both cracked. But in this fish pond, they planted it! They have been fishing for three days in a row and found nothing!
Ma Xi was a little upset and annoyed, and called the big sister-in-law on the shore, "I said, older sister, are all the fish here full? Are you not hooked?"
Li Yan'er on the shore is also a good-natured, and laughed and said, "No, this fish is not good for fishing. I will remind you when you come the first day."
Feng Yue stung Li Lieer angrily: "When no one is feeding at night secretly, the feed is almost dead!"
Li Yaner had a soft temper, and opened his mouth with this stubborn embarrassment, saying, "I didn't feed that much, so I gave a handful of grass."
Everyone who heard this laughed, and a young man shouted, "Auntie, aren't you a straw, how can you stop eating a straw?"
Wang Yiming, who was riding a bicycle to inspect the fish pond, frowned, and stopped. At this time, I saw a person coming down from the opposite shore, holding a tree branch in his hand, walking an elegant catwalk, and walking slowly to the shore. Bai Jing's face, flirty eyebrows, a harmless look. Wang Yiming pumped at the corners of his mouth, surprised that Yan Ran had returned so early, and sympathized with those who fished in his heart.
Yan Ran's action is not familiar.