Chapter 46: Do you fish without tintin?
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Watch Me Eat Fish, It’s Exciting!
- 黑猫睨睨
- 4038 characters
- 2021-02-27 10:32:36
Yan Ran's skin was stretched, and Yuge was angry. This was the first time Yuge was angry with him. In fact, Yan Ran did not understand why Yuge was angry with him. Shemales fall in love? The victim of this incident is obviously him.
"Oh!" Yan Ran reluctantly picked up the book on the ground, old boy, Yuge is also at this age? What can you do, coax.
Yan Ran took the book, flipped it at will, and followed Qin Junli's taste and went up to the second floor. Qin Yunli sat on the sofa with a cold face, and the surroundings were quiet. The cold air made Yan Ran tremble. He said that the demon was really angry. How could he even be aura?
"Yu brother, angry?" Yan Ran sat beside Qin Yunli, looked at the sulking big man in tolerance, and couldn't help but want to laugh, "Look at you, you have been so many years longer than me Experience, I have n’t seen it thoroughly. What others say is the floating hair that fell off during the season change.
Yan Ran picked up a golden hair from Qin Maoli's shoulder, and blew it out, watching the cat hair float. Yuan, eyes wide and sincerely said to Qin Junli, "I don't care, why are you angry?"
Qin Yueli was cold, and the air conditioner still sulked out. In fact, the reason he was angry was that Yan Ran gave the human biped a chopstick beef! If it ’s a normal demon, even if you do n’t talk much, you can question Yan Ran at this time. You are my raiser, and the meals you bring are mine. Why do you hand-cook a biped, !! Where do you put me?
But as a mature, high-cold, lazy demon who was too lazy to talk, he could not say a word. So he was sulking.
Yan Ran looked at Qin Yunli's expression, shook the book in his hand, and whispered softly: "I didn't expect to find a partner, let alone find a human being. The monster is long and life is not equal. The one left It ’s always the most painful. An uncle, the big wolf who took care of me, was a personal companion. His wife passed away 80 years ago. After that, he was locked up in a cave in the Kunlun Mountains. It is said that the shemales fall in love. "
Yan Ran put down the book in his hand and dragged Qin Yunli's sleeve, "If you are still not assured, I won't go there later. My film can be finished in a few days. Things that have been promised cannot be regretted. Tomorrow Still have to go. I won't pick up after the filming, just for this matter, I don't want to make you angry. "
Qin Yanli looked down, and finally there was a touch of emotion in his eyes, a little complicated, Yan Ran did not understand.
However, the attitude of the other party has softened, Yan Ran's mouth is hooked, and his face has a smile. "I heard that you bought a lot of snacks for me. After I got out of the mountain, Yuge was best for me. Demon. "
Qin Yunli still looked at Yan Ran's handsome face, and she didn't speak, her eyes became more complicated.
Yan Ran noticed that the surrounding temperature was slowly rising, and she was feeling better. She took Qin Qili's arm and continued to meow. "Today the director praised me, praised me for having a good look and talent for acting. In fact, he was not I don't know what I'm thinking about. I always think that if you have a partner, I should look at each other with what eyes, and think about it, I feel angry, but there is no way, father can marry a stepmother, no one can stop it. "
Yan Ran's eyes widened before Qin Junli's eyes, trying to find clues in the other's slight eye movements, "Fish brother, look at me, why have you lived for so many years without a partner?"
Qin Tongli frowned, and finally said, "Dad wants to marry a stepmother?"
"Brother, your focus is wrong." Qin Yueli said, Yan Ran was relieved, and hippie smiled, "It doesn't matter, I won't find it in the future, you won't find it, wait for me to grow your aura to eight meters Gao, then ... "At this point, Yan Ran got stuck and thought for a while," then, I will give you an old age. "
Seeing that Qin Yunli's breath was a bit cold again, this meant that she was angry again, and Yan Ran wondered, not yet coaxed? Yan Ran reached out and patted Qin Yunli's chest, asking, "Why are you angry?"
Having said that, Yu Yu is still angry. Isn't he going in the wrong direction?
Qin Lili started to air-conditioned again, and asked in a cold voice, "Who is the father? Who is the stepmother?"
Yan Ran: "..."
"According to the age of human beings, I am also 30 years old now. Do you want to recognize a 30-year-old person as a father?" Qin Yunli's voice was even colder. "What are you thinking of rudeness, say it."
"Cough!" Yan Ran was choked by his own saliva, and his heart said that Yuge was too god, he knew that he was thinking of rudeness, and his face was so horrible!
Qin Yanli pinched Yan Ran's chin, letting him and his eyes look at each other. One look at Yan Ran's dodging eyes knew that he didn't think of something good in his heart.
"I, I think, is it because you haven't found a partner for so many years ..." Yan Ran swallowed, and he wanted to ask, is it because the fish has no tintin? Anyway, when he caught the fish, he didn't notice that the fish had tintin. Saying this sentence will definitely be killed!
Yan Ran turned her eyes, covered her stomach with her hands, and lay in Qin Lili's arms, "Ah! My stomach hurts!"
Qin Yunli shook her hand and subconsciously held the person in her arms. Yan Ran quickly turned into her original body. Her two claws hugged her belly and her hind legs slammed. "I must have eaten bacteria in the air today. My bowel is going to break! "
Qin Yunli: "..."
Staring coldly at the kitten rolling in his arms, Qin Yunli suddenly slumped most of his stomach. Such a grinning little fairy couldn't do anything about him.
In the end, Qin Yunli hugged Yan Ran and held him in his arms, leaving him unable to move, and the world finally quieted down.
After supper, Qin Lili's anger was not gone, and he called the secretary in charge of the entertainment company, and said coldly: "Withdraw the scandal, nonsense."
The secret is unknown. So, what's that?
Yan Ran pointed to his nose, Langmi quickly nodded and understood.
Yan Ran added solemnly: "My brother means that he does not want to see any gossips in the future, it is nonsense. This group of people is so owed that such things cannot be sent out, affecting human IQ."
Langmi looked at this cat who was daring to pass on the "decree" by keeping the king, and had to click on his wolf head once again. He understood, and he would get him a dedicated public relations team when he returned. Ran is not good, immediately accused of deleting comments.
That night, Yan Ran boarded his live broadcast room and made a supper for everyone. "Finally, I have time to cook for you tonight. The octopus is so delicious."
The fans were so embarrassed, why did they suddenly broadcast live? According to the nature of Yan Ran's live broadcast once a week, this is less than a cycle.
At this time, I heard Yan Ran said, "These two days have been very busy. I haven't had time to talk to everyone about it. The people in the entertainment industry are terrible. They can have a scandal if they eat a meal together. In love, if you look at each other at a glance, you can say that you are living together. If we talk like this, we may get married collectively. If you buy milk powder, you can say that you have a hidden marriage and have children. "
A lot of old fans immediately understood Yan Ran's meaning. This was the day when they were agitated. The live broadcast was irritating.
Yan Ran put the prepared octopus on the table, took a goat's milk lollipop from the snack box next to it, licked it out with the tip of his tongue, and felt that the taste was OK. Then he stuffed it into his mouth and ate it. He said, "I'm really afraid to buy milk because of this trouble. I can only eat sugar."
Many people gave him ideas:
Online shopping! Express delivery is now convenient.
Called errands! The city is fast!
Lao Fanxin said that these newcomers did not understand the routine of milk face at all, and there may be no good words behind.
Yan Ran cross-legged, lazily shook the lollipop in her hand, and said to everyone seriously: "I heard that there are fakes in online shopping. Now the costing technology is too serious. Even meat can be artificially made. Conscience! "Yan Ran's tone was still in a hurry, slowly and slowly," Smelly shameless, professional fake, scribbled, such people must go out and lose their wallets, go to the toilet without toilet paper, all the seeds are bugs, eat There is rat feces in the mouth. "
A lot of barrettes cheered him up, Yan Ran was distressed, and some advised him that the circle was not good, it was already a big dye tank, so come back and raise fish.
Yan Ran sighed and said quietly, "The outside world is terrible. I want to go back to the mountain, and there are three days left, and my filming will be finished. Let's go back to the mountain at that time."
Fans applaud: We support you wherever you go! Our milk face is mountain grass!
School grass, class grass, and now mountain grass!
Yan Ran continued to mutter: "Wang Yiming didn't know what he was doing. He wasn't there. No one can bully me. I'm lonely."
Wang Yiming waxed a row of barrage.
"I also miss the chickens in my yard, the meat buns Wang Wanger made, the fish I miss, and even the pair of dog sons Wang Yiming."
...
Yan Ran set aside the lollipop and started eating the plate of octopus, chatting as she ate.
Watching Zhang Xiaoba, shivering, Yan Ran really eats eight, claws and fish! Is he coming back? ? ?
The next morning, Jiang Yan gave Yan Ran a box of milk powder for kittens: "Master Yan, your milk."
Yan Ran: "..."
Jiang Yan was embarrassed: "Mr. was very angry yesterday and said that he would not let you bring rice today, or would you bring some milk powder?"
Yan Ran pumped, "I took the kitten milk powder to the crew, I will not lose the cat!"
At this point, Qin Junli just came downstairs, standing in the middle of the corner of the stairs, looking down indifferently, and Yan Ran gave him a grimace. When he was angry, he did not let him eat. Yesterday he apologized. This stink fish didn't let him eat! Asshole!
Yan Ran left in a huff, and found a box of goat's milk on the table when he reached the door. He reached out and took the door without returning his head.
Last night Qin Yunli was like that, and the two of them could still have a good talk. Now, for the sake of a meal, Yan Ran shook his face, and his temper was not small.
It can be seen that everything else can be indifferent. Only rice can't be taken. Jiang Yan subconsciously glanced at Qin Junli, and found that his face was rarely indifferent, and his eyes kept staring at Yan Ran's back. Shrugged. Sir, too, Master Yan does n’t have any food. He obviously feels most distressed about him.
At noon, the crew found that Yan Ran, who usually took a luxurious lunch, only took out a box of milk and squatted in the corner, unhappy. A lot of young ladies and sisters gathered around, "Yan Ran, do you eat this today?"
Yan Ran sighed. He didn't like the vegetables in the box lunch, and the salt exceeded the standard. He ate the wool, so let's drink goat's milk.
He Yuqi teased him: "How old are you and haven't weaned yet?"
Yan Ran looked at this human expressionlessly, owing to his words. If it was not him yesterday, would he have no food today? Thinking of this, Yan Ran raised his corner of his mouth and said smartly: "I'm still young. I can grow even after drinking milk. Qi Brother doesn't drink as much milk and his bones are old."
He Yuqi: "..."
Looking at Yan Ran's eyes, you can't tell whether he intentionally or unintentionally said that this child is a natural black!
Mengjiejie and Deng Yueqing both handed over their lunch boxes. Both of them brought meals today. "We are losing weight. We ca n’t eat so much. Help your sister eat it."
Feeling their kindness, Yan Ran shook her head. "No, I can just drink milk. I can grow to 1.85 meters."
The younger sister of the whole crew saw that he was only 1.75 meters, and he encouraged him. He can grow up at the age of 19, and it is impossible for 1.85 meters. Sprint up to 1.8 meters. Not bad.
At this moment, a small takeaway brother ran in with a big box. "Excuse me, who is Yan Ran?"
Yan Ran looked subconsciously, and the brother shouted, "Please sign for your pizza!"
A large 14-inch seafood pizza was enough for three or four people to eat. Yan Rantuo held in his hand and saw that the orderer had only one Qin word. The corner of his mouth couldn't be controlled, and he ran back to the middle of the younger sister. Eat them all. For the sake of the delicious pizza, forgive the old fish for his face.
Not long after, Qin Lili received such a message on his mobile phone.
My cat: Look at the face of pizza, let's make peace, whoever makes trouble is a dog.
Qin Lili: ▼ _ ▼
In the last scene, the heroine's younger brother Lan Lin died. After this scene was filmed, many young ladies and sisters of the crew screamed: My parents owe me a brother!
It's too warm, how can it be so warm!
Yan Ran didn't expect to receive a red envelope for the first time, and took out a look, there are six hundred, Yan Ran happily tucked in his pocket, sincere thanks to the two directors who have taken care of themselves and the starring younger brothers and sisters "Thank you for your care over the past few days. I will invite your brothers and sisters to my farm for dinner in the future. I will make a big meal for you."
In the end, Yan Ran exchanged WeChat with the younger brothers and sisters, and classified them into the ranks of potential customers.
Li Dao looked at Yan Ran eagerly and watched that this piece of jade will be able to shine in the entertainment industry in the future. He wanted to go back to the mountain village to raise fish. In his heart, he was afraid that he couldn't control himself, and he took him up. Hug!
"Yan Ran, don't leave." Guide Li took a sticky note from his pocket, wrote down two phone numbers, and stuck the sticky note on Yan Ran's head. The director ’s call, the first is a movie, the crew is looking for a small chef, you can go to audition. The second is a variety show, they are also looking for a small chef, you can ask yourself.
Yan Ran posted the note on her forehead and thanked him, "Thank you, Li Li, I have already told my brother that I will stop filming and I will go home and raise fish."
Li Daoqi's brain buzzed, "Are you stupid! What a good actor seedling, waste! Too waste! What's the benefit of fish farming!"
"Of course, for me, fish is the best food in the world, and it is irreplaceable." Yan Ran smiled and bowed to the other side. "Goodbye Li, bye, please go to my farm to eat fish in the future, A lot of fish farms. "Yan Ran waved at everyone, ran to the street, got into Jiang Yan to pick up his car, thought about it, or quietly threw the note into the trash.
Jiang Yan noticed his movements and said with a smile: "Sir has arranged the next work for you, which is definitely suitable for you, and also what you like."
Yan Ran was curious. "What?"
Jiang Yan smiled mysteriously and started the car. "Go and ask Mr. You."
Yan Ran looked proudly out the window. "He can say it himself, why do he have to be asked by others? He has a problem in his heart that needs to be changed."
Jiang Yan smiled, "Since I met you, my husband has said more to you than in the previous ten years. You may not know that he used to speak out word by word. Now he can tell you a complete sentence. Now. "
Yan Ran pursed her lips and raised the jade around her neck with her fingers. The corner of her mouth couldn't help rising, this decadent lazy fish! If he doesn't care about him, he will one day become a fat puffer fish.
At this time, the car behind them was following them not far or near. Jiang Yan smiled in the rearview mirror, "Master Yan, they said that you are not red now, and the material you dug out now will be useful. . "
Yan Ran kissed on the jade film, and said indifferently, "It's all right, Yuge bless me, they can't take anything."
Immediately after that, I saw the car heading around behind me, and suddenly slammed on the railing, Yan Ran covered his eyes, "Oh! It's so unlucky! Fish brother has now learned to explode!"
Yan Ran was so sad, don't be malicious to him. He is now a demon with good luck buff, and it's not white cricket that stabbed fish brother so many times.
Jiang Yan was also surprised by Yan Ran's physique. He and Qin Yuanli had not been assimilated to this point by Koi physique for more than a thousand years. Is it necessary to ...
After returning home, Yan Ran ran to the second floor in one breath, aiming at the person who squinted his eyes on the rattan chair by the window, a flutter! The furry belly covered Qin Yunli's face, Yan Ran said fiercely: "Fisher, answer the question well, otherwise you will be fainted with hairy hair!"
Qin Yunli grabbed his neck and crushed it on his lap, Yan Ran lost.
Yan Ran took a small dried fish and slowly rubbed his teeth on Qin Yunli's legs. "I heard that you arranged for me to have fun. What shall I do next?"
Qin Yunli took the plan book on the table and handed it to Yan Ran's eyes. Yan Ran quickly stuffed the remaining half of the dried fish into her mouth. The tails look straight.
"Brother Yu! This is awesome!" Yan Ran threw the plan book, and his two claws held Qin Junli's face, squinting at each other's face, and he wanted to jump high. "Yu brother, you are the best fish." Yan Ran patted the fish fart seriously, and the light of worship made Qin Junli not want to look at his eyes, and did not want to experience the feeling of out of control heart again, could not help but Once Yan Ran was in his arms, and kneaded into a hair ball.
That night, Li's friend called him, "What about the little actor Yan Ran who filmed in your crew? Is there a sense of variety?"
Leader Li thought of Yan Ran's sincere big eyes, and he was happy, "Funny, he won't, but his character is very good, a face that kills men, women and children alike, especially in my crew, I like it for young girls. Does he hit you? Phone? I think he meets your requirements in all aspects and his acting skills are also good. Now the entertainment industry is in this big environment. There are too many faces to see. There are fewer and fewer young people who really have acting skills. There are real materials, you think about it, you can do it for the guests. "
"What phone call?" Guide Wang was said to be a little hesitant.
"Then what do you ask Yan Ran?"
"Well, isn't this pressed down? He is a resident guest, and he is a newcomer, he can't afford the traffic." Wang Dao smoked, and was also worried, and found a celebrity who would cook and be famous and would host Difficult, but a Yan Ran was directly given to the airborne above. How did he shoot? The fan base is not enough, why is it so hot?
Li Dao froze a moment. Can Yan Ran's fish farmer be pushed down from above? Rao is the man who has been playing in the entertainment industry for many years, but he didn't want to understand the reason. He asked rhetorically, "Do you want to find a host who can cook? Conditions are limited. It is better to find someone who can talk. , Adding a little cute person who can cook will not be so boring. "
Dao Wang was amused by the words "Little Cute", "You are very reasonable, but I do n’t know if the father of Jinzhu will give so much money."
Li Li advised him: "Go and ask, it's not just Yan Ran who has one quota, and he hasn't said he won't let two hosts."
Before Li Dao finished speaking, he heard his old friend suddenly say, "Lao Li, who is this child, too? Son?"
Guide Li is aggressive again, what is too great?
"I was just informed above that the shooting location this time was in Yan Ran's small village, and the partner with Yan Ran was the pillars of the Jincheng Entertainment TV Station, the top pillars of the variety show, with an annual salary of 28 million. Xiao Shuheng. "
Guide Li :! !! !!
That night, Yan Ran also telephoned Wang Yiming and said, "Xiao Nazi, how is your family?"
Wang Yiming: "Rest assured, there is me at home, cats and dogs are raised very well, the farm has begun construction, and now because of your celebrity effect, many people have paid attention to it at the beginning of preparation. When it is completed, the passenger flow will suddenly It ’s pulled up. It ’s good to have uncles to help.
Wang Yiming opened the box and could n’t keep the words.
Wang Yier ’s child is about to graduate. He said he will return to his hometown after graduation and work with us. Wait for you to finish Come back, our farm is about to be completed. You quickly make yourself famous, and you have to have more fans for publicity. "
Wang Yiming has been numb by the speed of Yan Ran's rising powder, so he needs to open his mouth. Anyway, Yan Ran can powder, I believe the boss can lie flat and fly.
Yan Ran sat on the swing in the yard and shook his feet happily. "That's good, I'll go back soon and go back and give you a big surprise! You cleaned the village recently."
Wang Yiming agreed quickly: "Okay! Don't forget to raise my salary!"
"I brought you delicious food. You are really a qualified shoveler."
"Deeply honoured, thank Lord Ron."
After hanging up the phone, Yan Ran forwarded Wang Yiming's Weibo to promote the farm: The secretary-general of my family said, let me go home to be the boss if the performance is bad.
The newly-launched Secretary-General is still a little too nervous, and he was promoted accidentally. What if he wanted to shake his tail? Do not! He did not want! He has no tail! As soon as this idea came out, Wang Yiming wanted to bite himself. Some of his recent thoughts were a bit scary.
What he didn't know was that when his thought came out, there was an aura of aura in the back of his buttocks.
The seal has been a hundred years old and will soon disappear.