Chapter 39:
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What Do I Want to Do with This Magnificent Beauty?
- 拉棉花糖的兔子
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- 2021-02-27 05:40:55
Outside the rest room.
"You guys say what's wrong. Old man and Jesse stayed there for more than twenty minutes and didn't show up?" Li Jing said anxiously as he watched the time.
He asked what was happening, but the others were confused. After Qi Shejiang and Father Meng stepped down, they found a rest room to drill in, and they haven't seen them for so long.
After the performance of the old man, the audience responded enthusiastically, but the state was obviously quite good. It was not as if they were emotionally going to the hospital, but they also wanted to congratulate them.
When Meng Jingyuan performed on the stage, he had to knock on the door in Xu Si language and yelled, "Master, Jesse should go up and down."
Now that the show on the stage is finished, it's time to go to the bottom corner, that is, the big axis in the opera. This is the last show of the whole, the most important show, especially today is Qi Shejiang and Xu Siyu For the first time, don't be lazy.
"I see, you let Jing Yuan take a look."
There was the voice of Mr. Meng from inside. There was nothing wrong with listening to that tone, was it just telling the younger generation what to say?
As soon as Xu Si heard it, it was not busy yet. I had to quickly go to the sidebar and give Meng Jingyuan and Zeng Wen a little bit, and let them make the show longer and talk a little more.
Inside the house.
Father Meng and Qi Shejiang were silent.
When he was on the stage, Mr. Meng called his brother, and he was stunned at that time. He was in a mess in his head for a while, until he was taken away by his brother. Should.
At that time, Mr. Meng sighed, "Master, I am all of this age, I have long been a contempt for life and death. If you should not have me, I will die here."
When Qi Shejiang heard this, his throat narrowed and he hugged him!
"It's okay, brother, cry, I won't cry." Although Meng Meng said, his eyes were still red. "In order to stay with you for a few years, I have to take care of this body."
As soon as Qi Shejiang heard this, she felt even more uncomfortable, and did not dare to cry, only to shed tears to tell her own experience.
This is almost half an hour.
At this moment, Mr. Meng sent someone outside and shook Qi Shejiang's hand. "Master, let's talk for a while."
Qi Shejiang's nose was sour, but he laughed again, "... I didn't expect to hear these two words from your mouth."
For some time, he was suffering. Although I often go to accompany my younger brother and face him from time to time, I can't tell with my heart. Say something and remember that you are a "junior".
"I have long suspected it." Father Meng smiled slightly.
He was not as excited as when he met Qi Shejiang in a false identity, not because he was not upset, but because, as he said, because he had been speculating for a long time, seeing Qi Shejiang confessing was not so much a relief as a surprise.
Moreover, at this level, it is necessary to guess that a person has returned to his soul, which is not the same as simple recognition. Thanks to Father Meng living to this age, I have seen everything and I am not afraid of anything, so I can let go of my conjecture.
"It's been eighty years, but the appearance of Master and Brother is still engraved in my mind, and I haven't forgotten it." Father Meng said, "Master Brother, even if you change your skin, you are still you. "
How can there really be two identical leaves in the world, even the master and apprentice, and even the father and son, how it looks like this. They used to be together night and day, and Father Meng also thought the answer was incredible, but this was the only explanation.
Today's "Zhan Qinglong" convinced him completely.
"Fortunately, now that I am old and my eyes are not good enough, now I look at people and look inward. Brother, you are still you, unchanged."
Qi Shejiang heard a bitter smile. He certainly hasn't changed. For him, eighty years are just a blink of an eye, and his time is folded at that moment.
"I almost didn't recognize you."
"I'm so good at it, there are more wrinkles." Father Meng squeezed the hands of Qi Jiang, "God still look after me and let's meet again. I can still play" Zheng Qinglong "with Shi Shi on stage "How good!"
This is a reunion of tens of thousands of years and misunderstandings across thousands of mountains and rivers, and many words and thousands of words, only thanks to Heaven for a bit of care.
"It's good, it's great." Qi Shejiang's heart was filled with complex feelings, and eventually turned into a warm current.
It ’s okay for a moment to be fulfilled.
When Qi Shejiang stepped out of the door, he saw only people outside.
Li Jing breathed a sigh of relief and pushed Xusic, "Hurry to inform, Jesse you, you ..."
He felt that Qi Shejiang seemed to have a little red eyes, and he couldn't help but hesitated, and looked inside. Was the old man all right?
"Nothing, I'll get ready." Qi Shejiang wiped his face with a wet tissue.
Mr. Meng also came out slowly, looking calmer, and said, "I'm a little sleepy, take a nap, and call me after the show."
Liu Quanhai said busyly: "You should also rest at this time, usually, take a nap, and wait for Jingyuan to come down to take you back, they will return to the scene, and it must be late."
Father Meng and Qi Shejiang looked at each other and said nothing.
Just ignore this.
Everyone else looked at each other, and they felt that the old man had something extraordinary to talk about, and it was a feeling that no one knew what was wrong.
...
On the stage over there, Meng Jingyuan and Zeng Wenyuguang saw Xu Si gesturing, both breathed a sigh of relief, went into the bottom, and finished the paragraph.
With applause, bow and step down.
The two had not yet reached the entrance to the mouth, and Xu Siyu had already come out. When they passed by, they arched hands with the two, saluted each other, and said in their mouths, "Master Brother."
By generations, he and both are a lifetime.
Xu Siyu walked to the teasing position by the table and stood up, but there was no host to report the show.
The audience saw him coming this morning alone, and basically guessed what the program was supposed to be.
I only listened to Xu Siyu and said, "Meng Jingyuan and Zeng Wen were the two teachers who just went down. Some audience members may have heard it. I call them Shige. Because ah, don't look at my age, and they are a generation. My son, from my grandfather, they are the same as their grandparents and have worked together.
"The first few generations of my family have done this. When talking about cross talk, when I was five years old, I went to the backstage, and there were 30-year-old famous actors who called me master.
"It's not me who blows, Huaxia comic dialogue, my generation, this is basically wherever I go!
"The crosstalk door counts from the ancestor, and now it's lined up ..."
Xu Siyu danced and exaggerated his facial expressions, which raised the issue of the generation of crosstalk in the popular science. By the way, he exaggerated how old he was.
At this time, the audience's continuous soft laughter suddenly became a warm cheer, "Oh-oh ---"
Xu Siyu turned his head back inexplicably, only to find that Qi Shejiang did not know when he had come to the stage, and immediately smiled.
I saw Xu Siyu slump in the coat, kneeling on one knee, shouting with his fists and shouting, "Uncle!"
The audience laughed.
Why did the face come so fast?
This burden is so appropriate that no one else can make this effect. One is younger and younger, and the other is younger. The seniority is higher than the older one, and all Huaxia must know.
Qi Shejiang came to the front, and Xu Siyu stood up and came to the table.
Qi Shejiang asked, "What did you just hear when you talked here, saying that you are older?"
"Hahahahaha!"
In the audience's laughter, Xu Siyu waved his hands again and again, and said, "No, no, no, you are not as senior!"
This urged, and the laughter rose again.
"It's nothing, don't be afraid." Qi Shejiang said to the audience lightly. "My partner, it's okay elsewhere, just don't talk too much about my mind."
His gaze fell under the stage, but he saw that the empty seat reserved for Xia Yiwei was already seated.
Wearing a mask and long curly hair, it was Xia Yiwei who rushed over.
Xia Yiwei was under the stage, and Qi Shejiang faced his eyes, nodded awkwardly.
Qi Shejiang's heart warmed, and Xia Yiwei still came. This was his third happy thing today. The first one was held today, and the second one was recognized by his master.
Xu Si said "Hi", "Choose me for all elections, so don't say these are useless."
Qi Shejiang looked at Tiandao: "It was still a bit unwilling. At that time, the selection of the concubine was a little sloppy, and it looked like it was justified, mainly because the family was anxious."
Audience: "Hahahahahaha!"
Laughter and cooing flew.
They listened to this topic cutely.
Xu Siyu turned his face to the audience and said, "I really want to have a throne in my family."
Qi Shejiang said, "Oh, I've been alone for a long time, and I didn't have a partner. At that time, my uncle said that he wanted to find me a favor. I was unwilling. I said that it would be useful to support me. Share my money, do I say it's not good to stand alone? "
Xu Siyu: "Single-port competition is big, now there are many talk shows."
Qi Shejiang glanced at him, "It's the same principle, so I'm not going to choose a partner. My uncle, inside the crosstalk door, gave me a sea election, and the people who participated in the election lined up with the number plate of love. Interview. "
Xu Si said in ambiguous words: "You can also play."
Everyone laughed.
Qi Shejiang hummed, "This guy is the number two, three, three, three, three."
"Yeah." Xu Siyu counted his fingers and said, "Five digits? Is there so much for Huaxia? Did you not see if the fans got in?"
Qi Shejiang thought for a moment: "When you say that, it seems that there are several women who look like women ..."
Some female fans added a few throats, and then answered: "Choose me!"
"I can't choose you, I only choose the man." Qi Shejiang took the word from the fan.
Xu Si propped up the table and repeated: "Oh, only men."
This is to guide the audience with a subtle tone. The inner meaning is clearly that Qi Shejiang likes men, but it does not cause a series of laughter. This show originally meant playing ethical concubines, and holding concubines was "concubines" all the way.
Xu Siyu looked puzzled, "What's wrong with you, he said it, don't be female."
This turned the burden in front of it a little bit and strengthened the effect. The audience laughed and laughed a lot.
These few sentences are hanging by them now, which also shows that the tacit understanding developed by the two and the reaction ability of Xu Si language.
...
This newly-created paragraph, "Selecting Concubines," is a story based on Qi Shejiang's selection of partners, and shakes up the burdens around it, mainly speaking in Xusi language, picking from the top to the bottom.
The ethical baggage to find is to treat Xu Si language as a wife and concubine, or concubine.
"Even my mother said, hey, your partner is not good, lazy bones." Qi Shejiang learned Xia Yiwei's tone, and was a little bit more critical.
Audience: "Oh!"
How can it be like fighting with mother-in-law?
Xu Siyu was also angry, "You have no end to it? I tell you, I can't stand the energy in your house for a long time, why do you leave me alone? Why don't you inquire about which mother-in-law is like Your house is so hard to serve! "
Xu Siyu's indignation and splattering made him laugh out of breath.
He kept arguing at the front, this was violent and abandoned, and they all complained about the evil mother-in-law. Especially when we pair the image of mother-in-law with Xia Yiwei, it is even more funny.
Xu Siyu didn't stop, he cried, "You don't have to look at him. Whoever can serve your mother in Huaxia, Tang Shuangqin made him bald!"
Tang Shuangqin himself could sit down on the stage, but this time he got cue, the audience laughed, and they looked at him with a probe.
Tang Shuangqin also cooperated very well, grieving Baba touched his head and recognized.
"Go, you are all out of date news. Now you are guided by Tang to take my mother into the group, haven't you watched the news?" Qi Shejiang pointed to him, "I think you like to complain."
Xu Siyu patted the table: "Speak who! Who said you! You never help me!"
Here also the audience help shout:
"Scum!"
"divorce!"
"let me do it!"
Xu Si laughed, pointing at the children and saying, "Is it ridiculous to say 'Let me come'?" He fixed his expression, and yelled, "Go to you, you guys don't have a good man!"
"How do you still have a temper?" Qi Shejiang knocked the table with a fan and asked, "Do you want to lose your job?"
"I really don't want to wait any longer, go to you!" Xu Siyu smashed Qi Shejiang with a papa, turned and rushed out of office.
It stands to reason that actors who are anxious to go down all belong to the stage effect, and the partner will stop them or come back from the beginning.
But at the moment, Qi Shejiang didn't stop, and Xu Siyu didn't come back. Xu Siyu stepped down like this, and the figure was gone. One second, two seconds, three seconds, and no one returned.
The roar of the auditorium was still constant, and in the end they were a little confused. Why did Xu really stop speaking?
Qi Shejiang very calmly folded the parcels, sorted out the countertop, and said arbitrarily in his mouth, "Go and walk, the three-legged toad is not easy to find, the queen ... no, it is not easy to find the one holding the clam. "
He tilted his head and shouted at the backstage: "I ask, do you want to be a superior?"
The next moment, Zhang Yue, wearing a red gown, pinched the corner of the robe, and Shi Ran stepped onto the stage.
There was a one-second silence before the audience, and then they screamed!