Chapter 1908: : Husband, shhh... Our children may be evildoers!

When the doctor opened the plug-in Chapter 1908: Husband, hush... Our child may be a monster! Audio novel online listening
As a medical student, Qin Yue is actually very clear!
Why does it hurt to have a baby?
The pain of giving birth is because the fetus in the womb is ready for birth, and then sends electrical signals and pheromones to the mother's cerebral cortex through the umbilical cord and amniotic fluid.
So the cerebral cortex secretes oxytocin, which causes the uterus to contract, which is also painful.
However, the initial labor pains feel sharp and rapid, but the labor pains are shorter and longer apart.
At this time, the feeling will be pain in the waist, cramping tightening of the abdomen, and the uterus becomes hard when the labor is painful, and the fetal movement is almost no longer felt.
Most parturients will break the water at this time because the fetal membranes cannot withstand the pressure of the uterine contraction. After the breakage, the amniotic fluid will flow out.
As time goes by, the frequency of labor pain increases, and the duration of labor pain also prolongs.
At this time, some parturients with less developed painful nerves will groan or even yell. The pain will cause the parturient to feel feverish and sweat profusely!
These are all the information and knowledge Qin Yue learned from the textbook.
but!
I don’t know why these are always not applied to my body?
Qin Yue even wondered for a while, would it really hurt to have a baby?
Did mother cheat herself? Flicker...Actually...this pain is a means of making Dad obedient by my mother?
Seeing Qin Yue looking at herself with suspicion, Ji Ruyun always smiled and angry: "You girl, you know how much it hurts when you have a baby!"
The next day, Ji Ruyun still said this!
The third day...
When the due date was up, Qin Yue still had to eat and drink, and he was very happy.
The biggest difference in her peacetime is that she can eat it.
The key is not to eat fat!
The nutrition should have been absorbed by this kid.
This made Ji Ruyun a little bit slapped.
What about contractions and headaches?
Is it hard to say that it is hard to have a good baby?
This scene not only made Ji Ruyun dumbfounded, even Zhang Jinfeng looked at Qin Yue with shock.
Although the pain of contractions varies from person to person, is there something wrong with Qin Yue's pain?
Comrade Ji Ruyun, who has been in the Family Planning Commission for many years, and Zhang Jinfeng, director of the Department of Obstetrics and Gynecology, a State Council subsidy expert, are a little scared.
Hastily made a color Doppler ultrasound!
but……
When the picture of the fetus appeared in the color Doppler ultrasound, the two people always felt that the picture was a little weird!
When they handed the film to Chen Cang and Qin Yue...
Qin Yue stared at the film and couldn't help saying: "This gesture...is it a scissors hand?"
Chen Cang suddenly realized, he said how weird, this guy... Scissorhands!
hiss……
Chen Cang took a deep breath, this little guy owed a beating!
At eight o'clock the next morning, after Qin Yue woke up, he suddenly told Ji Ruyun:
"Mom, I'm going to give birth!"
Well, the tone is calm, the voice is flat, and it looks like: "Mom, I want the toilet!"
However, although Ji Ruyun was a little puzzled, he still got up and called Zhang Jinfeng.
After Zhang Jinfeng checked, the contractions were quite obvious!
It's really about to give birth!
She asked suspiciously: "Yueyue, you really don't hurt?"
Qin Yue shook his head: "Well, it's okay!"
This "okay" Zhang Jinfeng didn't understand at first.
Until Qin Yue entered the delivery room, she gave birth to her child easily, logically, and effortlessly.
Zhang Jinfeng then understood, it turns out...this is really good!
That's right!
After giving birth to Qin Yue, Director Zhang finally began to doubt life.
She feels that she has done nothing in the past few decades!
This is the easiest and best child she has ever seen and handled in her life!
even……
Zhang Jinfeng felt that this kid crawled out with his hand!
It really feels like this.
Chen Cang and Qin Yue also looked good at the children coming out.
So simple!
Qin Yue looked at Zhang Jinfeng innocently: "Director...I am not so painful!"
Zhang Jinfeng's scalp twitched!
She also wants to know this question.
However, soon encountered a problem, this kid did not cry!
That's right, the kid who was just born didn't cry!
Zhang Jinfeng was about to hit her to make her cry, but Chen Cang glared at the little guy, who actually cried!
This scene!
Everyone around was stunned.
Even Chen Cang... also dumbfounded.
Are you sure you are not pretending to cry?
Isn't it perfunctory?
Absolutely!
Zhang Jinfeng felt that the Three Views had burst.
This perversion... can it be inherited?
After this kid came out, so... enchanting, what will happen in the future?
have to say!
The arrival of this little guy made the obstetrics and gynecology department excited.
The same is true for Chen Cang!
Qin Yue stared at the child, holding him in his arms, still a little weak.
Even if the contractions are not very painful, the physical injury during the delivery process is still very painful.
Although there are anesthetics,...the effect is not obvious.
"Professor Chen, here you are, it's a kid, you look at your eyes, it's so cute!"
"Yes, look at his pupils so handsome, they look like Professor Chen!"
"Look at this nose, it's also very stylish!"
"Look, this little brother... is very energetic!" Chen Cang was embarrassed by the words of a nurse sister, and quickly hugged her son in her arms.
Looking at the baby boy, Chen Cang was unprecedentedly steady and inner peace.
Is this your own child?
At this moment, suddenly this little guy reached out and grabbed Chen Cang's fingers, grinning, widening his eyes, and smiling...
Chen Cang was so cute by this scene!
but!
Also really shocked.
This kid...Don't call Dad in an occasion like the delivery room. U U Reading www.uukanshu.com
Otherwise, your father really has to use you as Nezha.
so horrible!
Zhang Jinfeng sent a card at this time.
"Professor Chen, save the exact time when the child was born as a souvenir!"
Chen Cang smiled: "Thank you, Director, you are interested!"
Zhang Jinfeng looked at the agile kid in the baby, and couldn't help but sigh with emotion: "This gene is really powerful!"
"This kid, you must be excellent in the future!"
"Have you chosen a name?"
Chen Cang was taken aback for a while, smiled, and said: "I've thought about it!"
...
When Qin Yue wakes up!
Her first thought was: "Where is my child?"
But before the words fell, I suddenly saw a small cradle next to me, and a child giggled at him.
Suddenly open your mouth and smash it.
but!
Qin Yue was startled by this slap.
Because she feels that the child's mouth is a mother!
My child will call mother when he is born! ?
I'm Cao!
I accidentally gave birth to a... genius?
Thinking of this, Qin Yue turned over to do it, carefully picked up the child, and carefully leaned over.
result!
This one!
brat!
Kiss yourself!
Qin Yuemeng!
In the end what happened?
Seeing Chen Cang coming in, Qin Yue waved his hand quickly: "Husband, come here!"
Chen Cang was taken aback and walked over.
Qin Yue looked around cautiously, and then said: "Husband...you must be mentally prepared!"
"Your child, may be a monster!"
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ps: The little evildoer was born, hahaha... ask for a monthly pass.
It was 11 o'clock when I came back, so I had to work overtime.
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