Chapter 147: System, you are bloated
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Wilderness Lucky God
- Luo Qin
- 1255 characters
- 2021-03-04 05:34:34
Ye Tian smiled and said, "This kind of woman, in ancient times, was going to be immersed in a pig cage. Okay, it's getting late, and the anchor is ready to rest. To continue to survive tomorrow, I can't relax in this rain forest."
"Anchor, goodbye."
"Anchor, goodbye."
"Anchor, goodbye."
"Anchor, goodbye."
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Ye Tian said goodnight and closed the live broadcast room.
As soon as he climbed into the bamboo house and lay down, and threw the little fat mouse aside, a message popped up.
System: Completed) Side Task One: (The wooden house is built in one day) The progress is 100/100."
Ye Tian was taken aback, and asked quickly: "Where are the rewards?"
System: "Huh? What? What did you say? The signal is bad, I can't hear it."
Ye Tian: "!@¥#@!¥#……%¥"
Angrily angered the system for half an hour.
Ye Tian sighed: "The system, you are swollen, where is the system that serves me with all my heart? Is the system that took me to pretend to take me to fly, that..."
System: "......." [System: I have a sentence that my mom sells critics and I don't know when to talk about it. 】
In the end, the system had to speak out to ensure that the next time the reward was generous, otherwise it would almost commit suicide by Ye Tianzhao. As it walked along the way, it found that Ye Tianzhao had become more and more proficient, and he still had no resistance. Li, it's so desperate to meet such a host!
At night, Ye Tian slept very comfortably. Especially at night, he dreamed that two beautiful women turned upside down. The palm of his hand cannot be controlled by one hand. It is soft and comfortable. This little bamboo house is too awesome, basically nothing. Mosquito, sleeps old and comfortable, much stronger than the first day, but the softness in the hand seems to be very real, and the big steamed bun in his hand can run, and almost ran away several times, but the big steamed bun is in front, how can I let it It ran away and was caught by him again.
Early the next morning, when Ye Tian slept comfortably, and when he got up, he looked into his hand and stared, finally knowing why it was so real last night. Isn't this a little fat mouse? He had been squeezed in his hand for a whole night, and it was almost deformed. On the side of his hand, the little fat mouse immediately ran away as if it ran away, shrinking to the foot of the bamboo house, two small dark eyes looking at Ye Tian , With fear.
After being pinched all night, the owner who followed back last night was so terrible. He hadn't escaped many times, and his hand speed could keep up with the speed of his escape.
Ye Tian was a little embarrassed, but thinking of last night's dream, a lustful smile evoked at the corner of his mouth, feeling pretty good!
Looking around, he found that Jiannan was no longer there. Ye Tian was startled and hurriedly climbed out of the small bamboo house, wondering where he would go so early.
I cleaned my face and teeth. The water slapped my face and my mind was cool. I opened the live broadcast room and said with a smile, "Morning everyone!"
A large wave of water friends poured in.
"Anchor, early!"
"The live broadcast room is open, anchor, good morning."
"I am the first, and my sons are all behind."
"I am the first."
"Damn, the buddy in the front is too much, my son is talking behind."
"Upstairs, your sister!"
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Seeing that the live broadcast room suddenly became noisy, Ye Tian smiled and shook his head. Just when Ye Tian was about to look around, he just saw Jian Nan, who was covered in dew, walked out of the woods with a downcast face, his eyes Full of disappointment and confusion.
"Jiannan, got up so early? Where did you go?" Ye Tian asked curiously.
However, Jian Nan did not answer, but walked forward without saying a word with a gloomy expression.
Ye Tian said to himself: "It seems that he was stimulated again early in the morning, and the two words depressed are written on his face. This rain forest probably has nothing to stimulate him in the past two days. If it is stimulated, it is only the trap of yesterday. Yes, it is estimated that I will run to see my trap early in the morning, and I must have found nothing again. After all, only a man like me can be so awkward. It seems that Jiannan still does not recognize this fact."
"666...the anchor is the truth."
"What the anchor said is very reasonable, I can't refute it."
"It turns out that I laughed unkindly. On my way to work, the beautiful woman next to me keeps staring at me. May I ask everyone, is she dormant by my handsome appearance? If I go forward and ask for a phone number, yes Isn't it easy to get there?"
"Hahahaha~~ Brother upstairs, you are right. Go up and ask for your phone number. She must look good to you. Forget it, don’t ask for the number. Just pull her little hand. The man must let go. Take the initiative, maybe we can open the house tonight."
"Yes, right, right, come on, man, don't be persuaded, just go up to kiss, maybe she is really blind, she is in love with you.
"Really? Then I'm fucking! Maybe I can end my 25-year single life tonight, get married tomorrow, and have children the day after tomorrow. I have already thought about our children. The boys will call the grandchildren, the girls It's Sun Bichi, what do you think?"
"6666...I will obey you if he doesn't accept the wall."
"Take Pan Xia and Bit Chi, these names are really good."
"I thought about the name of my child~EbookFREE.me~ I was drinking water and sprayed a skirt of the girl next to me instantly. It looked like she was peeing in her skirt. Now that the girl can bear me, how can I get out now? Wait online ,anxious!"
"I'm able to bear with you, that's a good feeling! I'll take it soon, why haven't I encountered such a thing."
"Damn, what a shit, 1.5 meters, a face full of pimples, at least two hundred catties visually, my mother, friends, help!"
"Uh... you ask for your blessing! Anyway, turn off the light, it's the same."
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Looking at the barrage, Ye Tian thought together and said with a smile: "I have a classmate whose name is Ling Lin. It was nothing at all. Until one day, the Chinese teacher taught us an idiom: Shining, since then, Every time we say this word, we can't help but look at her."
"puff."
"Puff~6666, sparkling.",
"I'm going, he's overturned again, anchor, why are you so fucking."
"What do you mean? Why didn't I understand? Anchor, explain."
"Strip Ling Lin, 23333, laughed at me, hahahaha."
"Ling Lin is very nice, but after hearing the anchor's explanation, she suddenly felt dirty. I went and another good name was ruined."
"Let me go, I have a girlfriend named Ling Lin, no, I have to tell her, hahahaha, I want to see the expression on her face."
"It's such a coincidence, I have a female classmate named Ling Lin, the anchor, how do you let me face her, when I see her, I will think of this idiom."
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Ye Tian thief smiled and continued: "This is nothing. I also have a friend named Yi Shanjing, which is terrible. If it is not enough, I also have a friend of a friend named Feng Linwan. That's why I can't bear to look straight."