Chapter 148: I'm a man with a bug

Ye Tianthief smiled and continued: "This is nothing. I have a friend named Yi Shanjing, which is terrible. If it is not enough, I also have a friend of a friend named Feng Linwan. That’s why I can’t bear to look straight. []"
"Yi Shanjing????? Let me think about it."
"Feng Lin bowl??? Let me think twice."
"I don't have enough brain cells. The water friends are awesome! The intellectual questions given by the anchor, every undergraduate, graduate, and doctoral student, give me a little bit!"
"Is it another idiom? These are three words! Wrong!"
"Isn't the anchor lying to us? Just kidding us! These two names are pretty good! They are meaningless! My wife is called Yi Shanjing."
"Upstairs, don't be too naive. What the anchor said must be meaningful and not so simple."
"Brother, I feel that your wife's name will become different from today, and your wife's life will become different."
"I was lost in thought."
"......"
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Looking at the pensive book friends, Ye Tian did not directly announce the answer. Instead, he reminded: "This question is easy for junior high school students and high school students to answer. Just a reminder, it is a verse! Both are verses."
"Who is a high school student, come out quickly."
"High school graduates are fine, just think about it. This is the responsibility of you. The peak of your life has come. Undergraduates, graduates, and even doctoral students can step on their feet. Such opportunities are unprecedented. of."
"23333.... I feel that my high school diploma is so awkward for the first time. Thank you to the anchor for giving us high school students a name."
"Weakly say, I have a primary school diploma, the anchor, can you answer it?"
"Verse, verse, verse, ah, ah, anchor, I can't think of it! Tell us."
"Wait, I seem to have an idea. I have a junior high school diploma, and I speak for the junior high school diploma."
"Damn! I know, 2333333, I have a primary school diploma, and another poem was destroyed. I can't bear to look directly at it. Chief writer, are you afraid that Wang Zhihuan jumped out of the coffin and beat you."
"Say fast, say fast, can't wait."
"I'm in the mountains in the day. At this moment, I can't bear to look at this verse directly. Lao Wang can write such a lewd verse."
"Puff puff."
"Puff~ It turned out to be like this, it was terrible."
"23333... I think back to when the teacher took us to read aloud to the Yellow Crane Tower when I was young, and I was still reading very vigorously. Now that I think about it, I feel ashamed."
"Nima, Yishan is quiet by day, my God, my classmate is so terrible in my heart."
"...Nyma, my wife's name is Yishanjing, and my surname happens to be Bai. It's true fate. It turns out that there are always reservations. You said I told her this little story, she Will you hit me."
"66666...upstairs, your wife might you out."
"Wait, only then has one problem been solved, and what about Feng Lin bowl?"
"Come on, everyone, this may be the pinnacle of the life of elementary school diploma, junior high school diploma, and high school diploma."
"For the best moment of my life, fight."
"Feng Lin bowl, Feng Lin bowl, Feng Lin bowl, what exactly is Feng Lin bowl?"
"Weak and weak.... Just say, brothers and sisters, would you like to stop by Ai Feng Lin Wan? I am in the third grade of elementary school. This sentence has just been said by the teacher in class today, and we also assigned homework for us to recite. reading."
There was a momentary silence on the barrage, and there was a pause for several seconds before it was swept again.
"Fuck!"
"Fuck, fuck! It's crazy."
"Primary school students don't watch the live broadcast of the anchor! They will be badly taught."
"Mom sold critics, and another poem was ruined, kid, you will tell your teacher the meaning of this poem in class tomorrow. Your teacher will definitely praise you and give you a little red flower."
"Really? I told my teacher, would she really praise me? I read less, don't lie to me."
"Sure, with such an incisive explanation, with such an alternative interpretation, if I were a teacher, I would definitely praise you greatly. You are the future of the motherland, why would I lie to you?"
"Yes, yes, I will definitely praise you, hahahaha~~"
"Mom sells batches, stops to have sex...23333, the anchor congratulates you, you broke another verse."
"Stripping off Ling Lin, Yishan quietly in the daytime, stopping to have with Feng Lin bowl, I can't bear to look directly at my mother."
"Eighteen bends on the mountain road, not one bend as the anchor."
"Solemnly declare: Children should never watch the live broadcast, especially the live broadcast of the anchor."
"Hahahahaha~~"
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Ye Tian said with a calm expression: "Yes, yes, you have to apply what you have learned in your studies, otherwise you have to use what you have learned. The teacher often teaches you to study hard and be a person who will have an effect on society in the future, and the anchor I will teach you how to use How do I apply what I have learned? As a host, but also to teach you, I suddenly feel that I am so great, and I have begun to admire myself. Tsk tsk, why am I so awesome."
"Pooh!"
"Bah bah~ shameless."
"66666...It turns out this is to apply what you have learned, learned, learned."
"If God is a useful person to the society, I appreciate that the anchor speaks awkwardly, but makes people speechless, and it makes sense to him."
"What the anchor said is very reasonable. The teacher often asks us to apply what we have learned and to be a person who has an effect on society. It turned out to be like this~EbookFREE.me~ When class is on Monday, I will combine what we have learned with The teacher said that he would definitely praise me in front of all the classmates-sincerely, the third grade schoolmaster."
"233333"
"666666"
"Children, you will definitely become a famous person in your class and age."
"I hope I can see you alive tomorrow."
"I seem to see a rising star of tomorrow."
...
Ye Tian went to the side and picked up a pile of dry wood, and went to the fire that had been extinguished. Not long after the fire went out, there was still a little spark. Soon, Ye Tian raised the flame again.
Looking at Jian Nan with a gloomy expression on his side, Ye Tian asked, "What? Did you go to see the trap again? Did you catch the prey?"
Jian Nan was taken aback, a little dumbfounded, but then he asked with a low face: "Ye Tian, ​​why did you say that your trap can catch things, but mine can't? Your three traps caught three. Prey, and I made so many traps."
Sure enough, I ran to look at the trap. In this wilderness, I can still get up so early, and I am obsessed with this.
Ye Tian wanted to reply, nonsense, it was made by me. Is it comparable?
But with that said, it is estimated that Jiannan will vomit blood in a depressed state, and his mood will be even lower. This is not a good sign. He can hope for a very energetic and good............. labor force, one Good drudgery must learn to have goals and motivation.
Ye Tian said seriously, "Well... after all, I am a man with a bug."
Jian Nan's face was dumbfounded: "What? A bug?" The expression on that face that you are teasing me.
Ye Tianxin feels so tired. In these years, I can't believe the truth, so I have to tell lies to deceive people. It's not that he doesn't tell the truth. The key is to tell the truth that others don't believe it.