Chapter 237: Anchor, you will be beaten to death by the teacher like this
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Wilderness Lucky God
- Luo Qin
- 1078 characters
- 2021-03-04 05:34:58
After molesting the American girl, his mood suddenly improved a lot, and the intimate contact posture lying on his shoulder was gone, otherwise he was itchy in his heart.
Seeing those eager friends on the barrage, Ye Tian adjusted his posture and felt the clear feeling behind him. He raised his head solemnly and said: "The female colleague looks pretty, and I have nothing to do at work today. I will follow her. I joked: "I'll test you with a brain teaser and use your chest to guess the name of a Japanese actress." She stunned for a moment, and then went away angrily!"
"Come here! Use your little brains, quickly guess, what did I say?" Ye Tian said with a smile.
The barrage on the live broadcast room has begun to scroll wildly.
"!"
"Maria Ozawa!"
"Hatano Yui!"
"Aso Xi!"
"Hanazawa coriander!"
"Sai Amelie!"
"Xinheng Yui!"
"!"
"Sano Hinako!"
......
Seeing all these names, the smile on Ye Tian's face suddenly froze, and the corners of his mouth twitched. He pointed his at the live broadcast room, giving a particularly contemptuous look, and then said: "MMP , Am I so superficial?"
That's right, these are all the names of actresses, famous actresses, these guys are crazy, all of them are old drivers, dreamy.
Then the barrage in the live room began to appear:
"Well, the anchor is so superficial!"
"Yes, upstairs is right."
"I have seen through the anchor a long time ago."
"It seems that the anchor is self-aware."
"Hahahaha~~"
"6666666"
"2333333"
.......
Ye Tian: "......"
He had nothing to say for a while, because to some extent, what they said made sense.
However, the strong willpower is very obvious at this time. Ye Tian forced himself to break free in that negative state, and said angrily: "Don't make trouble! Otherwise this sub-game will be cancelled later."
As soon as he said this, Shuiyou became anxious.
"Don't! Don't!"
"Fuck! Don't! Anchor, this way, my life will become meaningless."
"Don't get excited! Okay, don't make trouble! Answer the questions seriously."
"MMP, anchor, your words frighten me, and I feel that life has become dull in an instant."
"What a tragic life without an anchor telling stories."
"23333...is it such an exaggeration? That is to say, I was so scared that I jumped out of bed, then jumped from the 30th floor to the downstairs, and then suddenly collapsed back.
"6666666.... I will serve you!"
"When can I be as good as you guys?"
......
Ye Tian was full of black lines, these goods were really naughty, but he was also happy in his heart, one-sidedly speaking, his own jokes are in their hearts.
No way, handsome, awesome, that's it.
It is difficult for him to keep a low profile.
"It should be Yima Pingchuan, anchor, am I right?"
"6666.... Upstairs awesome! This is fine too."
"Hey hey~~ I feel like-Takizawa Nodai, come on, like a friend who understands me!"
"Damn! Upstairs is really awesome!"
"Brother, borrow one to talk."
"Awesome, it's so awkward."
"Muyou Naizi, hehehe~~[Smiling expression]"
"Great, my brother!"
"The master is in the folks. After seeing your answers, I know the real meaning of the paragraphs the anchor talks about. I have learned, learned."
"Eh! It seems that I have to study hard, and hope that one day I can be as good as you guys."
"Strong! 233333..."
.......
Seeing these barrage, Ye Tian nodded. Is this the correct way to open the barrage in the live broadcast room?
The previous one was crooked, it must be a fake live broadcast room.
Suddenly I felt relieved that these guys are still saved.
"Come again!"
This time, Ye Tian was very proactive. He waved his hand and continued: "When I was in school, the teacher said that my IQ was low. When I got angry, I asked him a question. I said: May I ask your grandpa Entering the bridal chamber with your grandma, how do you answer the four-character idiom? The teacher said at the time: There is a happy event at home. I said: No, the answer is...Come on, use your little brains!"
There was silence in the live broadcast room, and everyone seemed to be thinking about what Ye Tian just said.
"Is there a happy event at home?"
"I also feel that the answer is fine."
"But this should not be convincing, after all, the teacher said that the anchor has a low IQ."
"what is that?"
"Think about it, the anchor must have a deep meaning."
"Squeeze, sell melon seeds and peanuts in the front row!"
"2333...Upstairs, stop making trouble!"
......
Ye Tian smiled and reminded: "Think about the night of the bridal chamber, what do you need to do? That's very important."
As he spoke, he kept raising his eyebrows, and suddenly the water friends sitting in front of the computer were shocked, their minds flashed, and they were dumbfounded.
"6666"
"6666666"
"Awesome! I serve!"
"233333...Anchor, were you not beaten to death by your teacher?"
"Just ask, is the anchor teacher alive now?"
"Hahahaha~~ I understand too! MMP, the anchor was definitely beaten badly."
"At least ten fractures! Being beaten up, kicked, or ascending into the sky with a 720-degree double spiral."
"Um...what do you mean? Why don't I understand?"
"Raise your hand weakly, I don't understand, please answer!"
"23333...Do you think I understand? Actually, I don't understand either, but to prove that I am smart and can't be with you, so I brazenly called 666, because calling 666 is correct."
"Upstairs, I found you were right, nothing wrong."
"6666.... There is this kind of operation."
"Grandma Cao Ni!"
"The water friends upstairs are not of high quality!"
"Yes, that is, the quality is too bad, how can I curse?"
"Severely condemn such an unqualified person, anchor, you can say a few words too."
......
Seeing this kind of scene, Ye Tian's heart was as calm as water, and he still wanted to laugh, but he had to try to hold it back, so sad.
The water friend who said "Grandma Cao Ni" said quietly, "Uh... Uh, I didn't scold anyone! I said the answer."
As soon as this sentence was said, the water friends who were called quite Huan became quiet and dumbfounded.
Especially among those water friends, there are still barrages from the beginning, pretending to know, this is more embarrassing.
Thinking about it carefully, this answer seems to be all right.
Puff!
Ye Tian couldn't help it~EbookFREE.me~ laughed out loud, and smiled heartlessly: "Hahahaha~~ Look, you accidentally exposed your IQ!"
In the live broadcast room.
"23333"
"2333333"
"Anchor, just your skin! Is it fun to skin?"
"MMP, I accidentally exposed my IQ. [Hematemesis]"
"This answer is awesome! Nothing wrong! [Laughing and crying expression] [Laughing and crying expression]"
"It feels like the story that the anchor is talking about is going to be popular. I'll go to test my teacher when I have time."
"Upstairs, I wish you all the best!"
"Laughing to death, laughing to death, anchor, you will be beaten to death by everyone like this."
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