Chapter 56: Inertial drift of old drivers?

Ye Tian smiled and said,
If I’m right, this person should have chosen the wrong wood. It’s better to choose some hardwoods. This way, it is easier to generate heat when rubbing. Softwoods are not good. When you put a layer on the surface The drilling heat has been worn away before."
　　 Friends of the water really understand this when they hear it!
　　 "6666666"
　　 "No wonder that guy hasn't born a fart."
　　 "Hey, you guys who are good enough to tell him, save one's life and build a seventh-level buddha!"
　　 "Hahaha, I'm not going."
　　 Ye Tian shook his head. After turning off the two videos, he lay on the bed, the rain was still falling, and he didn't know when it was a head.
　　 System: Completed) Side Mission 1 (Attention) Progress: 1060000/1000000!"
　　 System: "Secondary mission two (attract water friends with food) progress: 75/100!"
　　 System: Completed) Side Task 3 (Water Transfer Project) Progress: 100/100!"
　　 System: Completed) Side Mission Four (Find the Cave) Progress: 100/100!
　　 System: "Main task completion degree (total progress): 60/100!"
　　 System: Congratulations to the host for completing side task one, and get the reward: Universal Antidote X5!
　　 Ye Tian was shocked suddenly, looking at the rewards given by the system, he couldn't help being surprised and detailed.
　　 "Universal antidote? Can you borrow any poison!" Ye Tian asked inwardly.
　　 System: "Yes, theoretically you can't use it anymore. Use it to pretend to be used, no thanks!"
　　 Ye Tian's mouth twitched twice unconsciously, but it was better than nothing, and it didn't cost much.
　　 More importantly, Ye Tian knows how to use this thing. If you buy it, it won’t be expensive!
　　 looked at the time, Ye Tian smiled and said: "Hey hey, today's live broadcast is over here, let's see you tomorrow!"
　　 "Wait! Anchor! We want to listen to jokes, to listen to jokes!"
　　 "Yes, I won't say it before, you will say two before broadcasting every day!"
　　 "I live by this little thing, anchor!! Tell me two!"
　　 Ye Tian smiled, and touched the back of his head embarrassedly. Indeed, he often forgot about it.
"Ahem, since that's the case! Okay! The anchor will tell you two! There is a young man who has the habit of eating supper. Every night at ten o'clock, he will order the barbecue at the barbecue stall downstairs. This day, this The young man looked down from the window. The owner of the barbecue stall did not open the door today. So the young man called the owner and asked him why he hasn’t come. The stall owner said impatiently, MB’s. I have been selling barbecue for so many years. It’s a sense of freedom and being a boss. After I met you, I suddenly felt a sense of being at work!"
　　 After Ye Tianyi finished speaking, the atmosphere in the live broadcast room was unprecedentedly active.
　　 "Hahahaha, suddenly I feel like going to work, it's so funny!"
　　 "I'm laughing so hard, is this a joke!"
　　 "66666666666"
　　 "Hahahaha, I can't do it anymore! Hahaha! I can laugh every time the anchor tells a joke, and my family thought I was mentally ill."
　　 "Hahaha, 6666666!"
　　 "Hahahahaha, MDZZ!"
　　 Ye Tian looked at the barrage and couldn't help but laugh.
"Cough cough cough, let me talk about one more! Listen well, during the exam, Xiao Hong said to Xiao Ming, if you are the first in the class this time, I will be your girlfriend. After all the classmates heard , All silently put down the pen, intending to hand in a blank paper, Xiao Ming with tears in his eyes, looking at the 180 catties of Xiao Hong, silently tore off the test paper and eat it... Xiao Hong smiled slightly and wrote her own test paper. After reading Xiao Ming’s name, teacher Li, the head teacher, saw it and tore the test paper to the principal with a serious face. The principal nodded with satisfaction and then blinked shyly at Xiao Ming. Xiao Ming asked for help. Finally, the next day, the school reported that the dean of the Academic Affairs Office had beaten the principal. Therefore, the principal not only did not punish the dean of the Academic Affairs Office, but also gave the dean’s wife a sum of money to allow her to travel abroad. Xiao Ming’s father knew After this incident, I rushed to the school to find Xiaohong's theory. Finally, Xiao Ming's father divorced Xiao Ming's mother and married Xiao Hong. From then on, Xiao Hong became Xiao Ming's stepmother! And Xiao Hong came to Ye Tian's house. Later, I confessed to Xiao Ming's mother that I did everything to get close to you!"
　　 "...Wait! I'm a bit messy! Want me to stroke it."
　　 "This TM relationship is a bit complicated, I'm so messy!"
　　 "Oh, let me go, why am I so faint! Let me think about it!"
　　 "It's hard to guard against, the old driver is inertial and elegant!? The labor and management steering wheels are all spinning!"
　　 "Although I haven't understood it yet, but it seems to be amazing."
　　 After Ye Tian read it, he could not laugh out loudly. The previous paragraph was actually what he had read before, and the latter was actually made up by himself.
　　 With this kind of joke, old drivers are prone to overturning, not to mention the newcomers in this parallel world.
　　 "Cough cough cough, everyone slowly figure it out! Another day the anchor will tell you a few dirty jokes, today the anchor will be closed, and see you tomorrow!"
　　 After speaking, Ye Tian closed the live broadcast room.
　　Although I am still hungry, I feel more sleepy at this time. They say that rainy days are the best time to sleep, and that’s right.
　　The eighth day when I came to the desert island~EbookFREE.me~The weather, sunny.
　　 The first thing Ye Tian wakes up is to open the task progress.
　　 System: Completed) Side Mission 1 (Attention) Progress: 1060000/1000000!"
　　 System: "Secondary mission two (attract water friends with food) progress: 75/100!"
　　 System: Completed) Side Task 3 (Water Transfer Project) Progress: 100/100!"
　　 System: Completed) Side Mission Four (Find the Cave) Progress: 100/100!
　　 System: "Main task completion degree (total progress): 60/100!"
　　After Ye Tian's analysis, if I complete the line task two, then the anchor task should be 80% complete. In other words, after this task is completed, there may be one or two tasks waiting for him in the end.
　　 Ye Tian decided to finish the side task two seriously. If it is not done, the final task will probably not come out.
　　 Jiang Shuying and Di Lieba were still sleeping. Ye Tian did not disturb her. After opening the live broadcast room, he greeted the friends a few times.
After 　　 decided, he took the little monkey to enter the woods.
　　 Although the heavy rain stopped, the forest was wet and the road was still not easy to walk. The little monkey seemed to have a good sleep last night, with a very good spirit, and kept moving back and forth on Ye Tian's two shoulders.
　　 Ye Tian didn't go to the this time, but went to the marshland. If he asked Ye Tian to climb it up again, he would have to make mud all over again.
When he came to the vine tree, Ye Tian looked at the place where he cut the vine last time. He also caught a python snake. When he thought of this, Ye Tian patted his forehead. The snake skin was kept outside and was soaked in the rain. It's been two or three days, and I don't know what it has become.