Chapter 648: The man at the top of the food chain
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Wilderness Lucky God
- Luo Qin
- 1840 characters
- 2021-03-04 05:36:38
"Caught it!"
Song Zhu and Pengpeng looked at each other excitedly. They didn't expect Ye Tian to calculate so accurately, and indeed some pheasants were caught by the trap!
"Yes, it seems to have been caught! Ye Tian took off the sack behind his back and hurried to the front.
"Wait for us!"
Pengpeng and Song Zhu didn’t want to be left behind, they hurried to follow, only Xu Zheng tired, panting, and simply sat on the ground, "Whoever wants to go, go...I, I can’t walk anymore. ..."
"Haha, Daoxu Xu!"
"Director Xu hasn't eaten the big meal this day, so he did a lot of physical work!"
"The anchor has a deep routine!"
"This is not a deep anchor, but Director Xu asked to follow him on his own initiative~"
"Look, the anchor is about to catch a chicken!"
The friends in the live broadcast room became excited and wanted to watch it!
"That's it!"
When Ye Tian pushed aside the jungle in front of him, he saw the pheasant cooing on his feet hanging upside down from the tree with his feet by a rope, he suddenly smiled with relief, "Good luck today!"
After walking through a few traps and counting them, they were pleasantly surprised to find that there were three pheasants, and they were lucky enough for the members of the mushroom house to eat!
"Three pheasants?!"
"My God, awesome!"
Song Zhu and Peng Peng were overjoyed, this pheasant said there was one.
In the evening, I ate the chicken!
Thinking of the taste of the chicken, both of them couldn't help but began to swallow.
"Damn! Anchor 6666!"
"This can be caught? This is too 6!"
"Fuck! Sit down in the front row!"
"No, I tried to set up traps to catch chickens when I was camping, but I didn't succeed at all?"
"This is too fake! The program group was put in advance! Let's go, don't watch it!"
"Stupid upstairs! No explanation!"
"Huh~ there is a spray! Brothers, him!"
"A stupid man appeared and stupefied him!"
"People who don't know the anchor will say this kind of thing, and will never look down on others as good!"
"Get away! Get away if you don't want to see, leave some words, and find a sense of existence."
"Following the anchor all the way, the idiot will never understand how powerful the anchor is!"
"You know a ball. To catch a pheasant, you need to know the habits of the pheasant, where it likes to fly, and what kind of food it is most attracted to. The anchor is very easy to use traps because of their special understanding of these things. Caught the pheasant!"
"That's it, the anchor is very knowledgeable!"
For a time, the barrage flew across.
The spray that the program group had prepared in advance was stunned for a while.
Usually when he speaks in a variety show, a group of people immediately follow suit. Today, he can't help but stand from the perspective of a saint and take a look at the loopholes in this show. In his opinion, it is too naive, and really takes the audience as the audience. Fool, he can't let others be blinded.
Similarly, being flattered and approving of the sense of identity made him soar in his self-esteem and self-confidence, because everything he did was righteous, and he did not worry about retaliation online.
Then, for a while!
Because it is completely different from what he imagined, why are they scolding him?
Obviously, he followed the usual operation, but got the opposite effect. How could a mouth be more than a person with a full screen, like a torrent of direct flooding, what he can say, what he wants to say, has long been drowned in his throat.
Because no one wants to know what he wants to say.
"Come, do me a favor!"
Ye Tian opened his pocket and put the three pheasants into his pocket, while Pengpeng helped to hold the pheasant's feet to keep it from moving, but the pheasant's strength was unexpectedly large, and it took a long time. It took time to stuff the pheasant into his pocket.
After stuffing the pheasant into his pocket, Ye Tian immediately tied the mouth of the bag with the vine. Although the pheasant was still struggling, he could no longer break free.
"Finish!"
Ye Tian put the pheasant's pocket on his back and patted the bag with satisfaction. On the other hand, Pengpeng was covered with feathers and gray-headed face, and his clothes were even scratched by the pheasant.
"Brother Ye Tian, you are so amazing, you can catch a pheasant by placing such a trap at random!" At this time, Song Zhu looked at Ye Tian in almost all eyes flashing like small stars, full of worship.
"Basic operation, basic operation." Ye Tian said with a smile, "That is, the conditions here are not enough, otherwise you just want to eat the crocodile, I can do it!"
"Crocodile, too?" Pengpeng couldn't believe it, "just kidding!"
"What the crocodile is, the bigger beasts are no problem!" Ye Tian said nonchalantly.
Although Ye Tian's remarks were suspected of bragging, the water friends in the live broadcast room believed that Ye Tian really didn't brag!
"... Maybe you don't believe it, but it's true, and it's the kind of crocodile more than ten meters long!"
"You guys are bragging for the host, but he is really awesome! He died with bare hands!"
"Frankly speaking, almost all dangerous animals seem to have been killed by the anchor..."
"The anchor is really not bragging! When the aliens come, I am afraid that the anchor will be beaten to death by the anchor."
"666, if the anchor really knows how to cook aliens, that would be too showy."
"I'm not sure..."
"The man at the top of the food chain!"
"I'm a big foodie, what can't you eat?"
...
Ye Tian opened his pocket and put the three pheasants into his pocket, while Pengpeng helped to hold the pheasant's feet to keep it from moving, but the pheasant's strength was unexpectedly large, and it took a long time. It took time to stuff the pheasant into his pocket.
This trip was a great harvest, because four hares were also caught at the same time!
On the contrary, the hare is easier to get involved, as long as the ears are basically unable to move, Ye Tian easily caught all the four hares.
"Finish!"
Ye Tian put the pheasant's pocket on his back and patted the bag with satisfaction. On the other hand, Pengpeng was covered with feathers and gray-headed face, and his clothes were even scratched by the pheasant.
Bringing the captured pheasants and hares, the three drove back happily, talking and laughing along the way, especially when they thought of the chicken and roast hare that they were about to eat at night, Peng Peng and Song Zhu couldn’t help it. Slobber.
On the way back, they happened to meet Xu Zheng who stayed in place to feed the mosquitoes. This guy had already been unable to restrain himself. He saw Ye Tian jump directly from the ground and grumbled: "You are back, my chicken. What?"
"Director Xu, if you are looking for a chicken, walking three hundred kilometers north will definitely meet your needs." Ye Tian grinned.
"Uh, I... Bah!"
Xu Zheng was stunned, and it took a long time before he realized what Ye Tian meant!
"Hahaha!" Seeing Xu Zheng's lack of temper at all tortured by Ye Tian, Song Zhu couldn't help clapping his hands and laughing, "Director Xu, you have been tricked by Ye Tian again!"
Xu Zheng quickly changed the subject: "Where's my name Huaji? Have you got it?"
He is quite concerned about this matter, depending on whether he can have a good meal tonight.
"Don't worry, Director Xu!"
Ye Tian untied the sack behind and placed it on the ground, and asked Xu Zheng to look at the pheasant in the bag, "Hey, how about it?"
"Oh!"
Xu Zheng's eyes suddenly lit up, "Yes, yes, it's still a pheasant, a natural pheasant! Wow, there are hares, haha..."
"In other words, Director Xu, you have such a big racket. Let me catch the pheasant myself. If I change to someone else, I will just get a domestic chicken to deal with it." Ye Tian deliberately held a handful of Xu Zheng in his words. .
Sure enough, Xu Zheng grinned with joy when he heard this, "Oh, this is really..."
"But having said that, Teacher Xu will be able to make these cheeky requests." Ye Tian started to mock Xu Zheng again as soon as he turned around.
"Hmm... wait, what did you say?"
Xu Zheng was still in the midst of being praised by Ye Tian. He didn't react to such a turning point. He even nodded in agreement. After a while, he reacted!
"Puff!"
Song Zhu almost didn't laugh, and Pengpeng also laughed staggeringly.
"Forget it, for the sake of the chicken and the roast hare, I won't care about you."
Xu Zheng patted his head and rolled his eyes, but he was very happy, even if he was damaged by Ye Tian, he was very happy.
In this way, the four people hurried back happily with the game.
When they returned, the sun had completely set, and although the moon and stars had not yet appeared, the waves of majesty blowing in the fields had a hint of coolness.
"It's cold~"
Xu Zheng couldn't help wrapping his clothes tightly. He didn't expect the temperature difference between day and night in the wild to be so big.
When Ye Tian returned to the mushroom house with game, Huang Lei was stunned when he saw three pheasants and four hares.
"Awesome!"
Huang Lei gave a thumbs up, then couldn't help swallowing his saliva.
Although Ye Tian caught the pheasant very easily last time, but this time, it was just needed, and if he caught it, he caught it.
"Ye Tian, don't forget, I want you to cook the chicken yourself!" Xu Zheng patted Ye Tian on the shoulder and said with a grin.
"You really can instruct people." Ye Tianbai glanced at Xu Zheng, "Don't worry, leave it to me. You go and gather some bamboo shoots."
"Ok."
Xu Zheng agreed, but immediately felt that something was wrong, and suddenly reacted: "Damn! Why do I subconsciously help you work? What spell did you cast on me?"
Ye Tian smirked and said, "Director Xu, you took the initiative to help with work this time, but I didn't cast the spell on you. Besides, if I would cast the spell, I would turn you into a pig bajie the first time? "
"Why Zhu Bajie?" Even Huang Lei on the side couldn't help but ask.
"Lazy and greedy~EbookFREE.me~ It requires the most food and the least work. Isn’t it Zhu Bajie?" Ye Tian shrugged, "Now think about it, Xu Dao’s "Spring Bright Pig Bajie" is nothing short of it. Acting in true colors!"
"Hahahahaha!"
"Laughter! It's okay to star in true colors!"
"It's okay to use magic! I also want to see what it looks like when Director Xu becomes a pig!"
"Isn't it just the true colors!"
"The one upstairs, telling the truth!"
The audience in the live broadcast room was completely amused by Ye Tian, and the barrage again frantically brushed up gifts, and Ye Tian successfully brought a wave of rhythm!
"Thank you [Looking back, my heart is still] for giving like X1000"
"Thank you [One Flower, One World] for the gift Rocket X20!"
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