Chapter 88: The third breakup (22)

So what did he check? How to check?
The two taxes made me glance down at the file that Qiao Jingxuan had handed in, but before I opened it, I was shocked by an inexplicable sticky texture. The feeling of being able to shake out the salt particles makes the two tax envoys want to throw away the file immediately. I don't want to take a look at all.
It is a pity that this kind of thinking is just daydreaming.
Qiao Jingxuan arranged them early in the morning, how could he be given the opportunity to repent?
Therefore, for a time, from Qiao Jingxuan, to other soldiers in charge of Yu Jiajun's reception, the attitude towards the two tax envoys was called a passion, as if the two tax envoys were their long-lost brothers. Today is a long time away Reunion, it's well worth the intimacy.
As for paying taxes, it is more like what a big money earning a good job. It seems that after paying the tax today, tomorrow Rongcheng, who was originally poor and without friends, can immediately change the shotgun to become the first rich city in Daan.
So the next two hours were the two most difficult hours for the two tax envoys and all the tax officers.
The people of Yu Jiajun were originally three-religion and nine-little, and they had temperaments of whatever. They were Daan’s famous rogue army. The soldiers of the Rongcheng Defense Army were quite satisfactory before Song Yucheng came. However, he now belongs to the Yujia army, and soon became one, and began to be gradually assimilated.
In particular, Qiao Jingxuan, who mixed them with Song Yucheng on a daily basis, is now completely infected with the characteristics of Yu Jiajun. Not only is he thick-skinned, but his nonsense skills are also exceptional.
Just look at Qiao Jingxuan holding the registration dossier that turned off the slag, and he gave a serious introduction to the tax situation of Rongcheng. Instead of stealing the concept, he said that ordinary dried salted fish is a specialty of Rongcheng. The whole Daan is unique. Fantastic food. And also forced to classify dried fish to show the difference in price.
Looking at the two piles of salted fish on the outermost side of the warehouse, it is clearly also Bayu, but Qiao Jingxuan makes people calculate the price according to the size of Bayu. Even the big one is only half as long as the half of the fingernail, and still stubbornly defines this broken bayfish as a big fish, and adds two copper plates to show its higher economic value. .
As for the puffer fish, it is a mystery to add a note with a wonderful viewing effect. And all Yujiajun, Jianjian puffer fish can dress up the house.
The two taxes made me listen, and I felt like I was listening to a joke.
Even people in Rongcheng can keep the pufferfish in a round shape after drying, but in the final analysis, the essence is still salted fish. What kind of wonderful thing will it be, can put salted fish in the house as a decoration.
However, such a nonsense is just the beginning. The most frustrating thing is that Qiao Jingxuan even included kelp and seaweed into his local products.
And deliberately misinterpret the feelings of local products, saying that these were taken from the sea of ​​Rongcheng. They are called local products together with the salted fish, and there is no problem at all.
The two taxes made it more and more speechless, and felt that their IQ had been insulted, and wanted to turn around and leave. But after all, he is a civil servant. How could he struggle with a group of soldiers in the Yu family army. I didn't even find room to intervene.
In this way, the two tax envoys and his soldiers had to listen to Qiao Jingxuan to count two hours of salted fish. After watching the last one, these two taxes even created an illusion that I was also made salty by the dried salted fish.
But as soon as this thought flashed, he quickly shook his head and tried to throw him away, and then he worked hard for a long time to build his mind to calm down and discuss tax issues with Qiao Jingxuan.
"Lieutenant General Qiao, your taxation seems a bit wrong. It is true that the local tax credit has been in existence since ancient times, but I have never heard of the use of salted fish tax deductions." The two taxes were sentimental, but Qiao Jingxuan's answer was Water does not leak.
"What's wrong? Our local product in Rongcheng is fish. Rongcheng is close to the sea and there is no suitable land for cultivation. People live on herds. This fish is the food on which we live. The dried salted fish is here. It is equivalent to the food in other places, and kelp and seaweed are the same as vegetables. May I ask why we can't use salted fish to offset the tax? Do you mean that two taxes make you look down upon our Rongcheng?"
Qiao Jingxuan's words just fell, and his face sank. Immediately afterwards, the original enthusiastic Yu Jiajun also changed their looks.
The killing gas suddenly appeared, and the atmosphere became dangerous.
Although these Yujiajun people did not pull out their weapons, the momentum on them was enough to make people shudder, as if they were suddenly in the city of killing.
"Don't dare, dare, Lieutenant General Qiao don't get it wrong. We are just the first time we met such a local product, so we were a little surprised. Absolutely... and never looked down on Rongcheng." The two taxes made a hurried explanation.
"Is it?" Qiao Jingxuan did not give up, until the two tax envoys even said auspicious words for the New Year, Qiao Jingxuan was faint = laughed, regained the enthusiasm of Fang Cai, and made the two taxes make a group of people Send to the station to rest. Return to Song Yucheng by yourself.
"Yeah, it's all arranged." Qiao Jingxuan changed his shirt before entering Song Yucheng's house.
But even so, it's useless. After all, Qiao Jingxuan has been soaking in the salted fish heap for a long time, destined to be a tasteful conversation.
The milk cat in Song Yucheng's arms, as soon as he smelled the salty fish in his body, scorned him in Song Yucheng's arms. I was afraid that my hair would be stained with fish.
It's the first man in Rongcheng. In case it's the same as the little fisherman who sells fish, where else can he show his brilliance and dignity?
With his head raised, the black-haired milk cat who still can't successfully use his hind legs to his ears today still feels bad.
Song Yucheng was amused by its prideful appearance that he could not stand akimbo, and unexpectedly thought of his own system with two friends and no friends, he couldn't help laughing softly.
However, after the system realized his thoughts, it only felt insulted.
"Adult, I also think I need to remind you that my legs are much longer than that silly cat! [Don't mess with the geoduck]"
But Song Yucheng's reply, but he was speechless.
Song Yucheng said, "You don't have legs longer than him, but you have no legs at all."
"..." Very good, this answer is no problem at all.
As a system that lives in the stream of consciousness of the host, let alone have no legs, not even the body.
Feeling that he was under a crit system, he immediately decided to unilaterally block Song Yucheng, and painted countless circles in his heart to bless him, and even started to cheer for the prince, hoping that the prince could attack Song Yucheng early and succeed, take good care of this look People who are going to heaven.
It's as if I have forgotten that it is a green hat system, and Song Yucheng himself is the one who should really go to the Raiders.
It doesn't matter how unreliable this person-to-system dialogue is. When Song Yucheng returned his thoughts to reality, and began to arrange things, it was still that easy-going look. After carefully listening to Qiao Jingxuan's report, Song Yucheng asked him two more words, and then let him go.
However, Song Yucheng's arrangement is proper, but the two tax ambassadors at the post are now in anxiety.
Song Yucheng's trick of salted fish taxation is equivalent to pushing the root of the problem directly to his head.
Others' land use is taxed with local products, what a rare treasure, or a rare treasure. But a warehouse of salted fish from Rongcheng, besides being annoying, is not touched by half of the local produce. It can only be called soil.
The point is that it is already pungent when stacked in a warehouse. If they pulled back all the way to Beijing, they might be bombarded if they could not even enter the gates of Beijing.
This taste has reached the point of hindering survival.
But Song Yucheng was born in the royal family, and even if he didn't learn no skill, he wouldn't make mistakes in such things. Is it intentional?
Before he came, I heard that the four cities of Zhizhou and Zhizhou were found guilty by Song Yucheng. It was Yu Jiajun who copied these Zhizhou homes. In the three years of Qingzhifu, one hundred thousand snowflake silver, in the countless Zhizhou of Rongcheng, said that Song Yucheng had no silver in his hand, and he thought it was impossible to think about it.
The more I thought, the more I felt that something was wrong, and the two taxes made it impossible for me to discuss with what I saw and heard today.
"Are you saying that this Rong County King was deliberate or did he really treat salted fish as tax?"
"It's inaccurate. That one is a stingy one, and the saints are spoiled, even if it is deliberate, as long as the emperor does not punish, what can you say?"
"But this is unreasonable. In case of blame, Rong Junwang will go to the front of the palace to play a lie. This may have passed. But I am afraid I will blame it."
"It's such a reason, otherwise, sir, you'll hurry to go first, and then observe in Rongcheng for a few days to see whether Rongcheng has money, whether it is installed, or really so poor. If it is installed Yes, you can directly expose it and ask the tax bank to come back. If not, you can also report to the saint in the same way. This Rongcheng has no money, you can only take salted fish, no, you can only use local products to pay Taxes, this is also something that cannot be done."
"It makes sense, then let's stay for a few more days." After listening to this confidant's advice, the two taxes made me think for a while, and finally decided to agree with his approach. First stay in Rongcheng to observe for a few days.
But this idea is beautiful, but the reality is particularly sad.
As early as a month ago, Song Yucheng had already arranged everything. How can it be so easy for them to find clues now?
Therefore, in the next few days, these two tax envoys and his subordinates enjoyed an unforgettable "wonderful" journey in Rongcheng. So that when they were leaving, they wished to put wings on their bodies and flew out of the boundary of Rongcheng in minutes.
In such a poor place with strong folk customs, they never want to come again! What's more, every meal is only salted fish, nothing else, such a long time, I am afraid that they will not be assimilated into salted fish.
The author has something to say:
Qiao Jingxuan: The two taxes make adults, please carefully observe these two salted fish, do you see any difference between them?
The two taxes make it seem to be exactly the same?
Qiao Jingxuan: How could this be the same? It is clear that the one on the left is half the fingernail longer than the one on the right [distressed]