Chapter 59: The world's first pit father goods
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Xianggong, Please Divorce Me!
- 苏行乐
- 3167 characters
- 2021-02-26 05:28:56
Song Shi'an and Zhan Yizhi have quickly rushed past-at the foot of the Emperor Guangtianhuari, but some people dare to jail. Su Tang was worried about the child and quickly followed him. Although Shan Shan was too lazy to run, both of the two uncles had gone, and he had to do whatever he wanted.
The cell was clean at this point, not to mention people, and even the mouse shadow was gone.
The scene described by the jailer on the side, "At that time, the little boy was guarding outside the door, and suddenly came in four masked men in black. They were really martial arts. I want to rush in. The young people thought that they must carry forward the fearless spirit of bowing to death, so they tried to stop them. Who knew that at this time suddenly more than a dozen and twenty masked men in black were killed and the young people Overturned to the ground, they are more powerful and martial arts. The young people are really unable to stop them. They have to watch the witnesses be taken away and take away the four masked men in black ... "
Shanda heard his eyes leaping. He followed him just now, and he had heard the secret report of the messenger. The first four masked men in black were sent by Rongda, but the dozen or twenty people from the past came from Unknown! So who are these people? Will there be any troubles in the previous four being taken away?
Song Shi'an heard that his face was sinking like water, which is no small matter. Yu Guang glanced at Su Tang and entered the cell, and followed him.
Su Tang was very anxious: "That child is stupid, will it be okay?"
Song Shi'an thought for a while, and replied, "Nothing will happen. I want to come to this person with extraordinary origins."
At this moment, a sudden vibration occurred on the wall of the cell, and Song Shi'an was shocked and pulled Su Tang back. Everyone also stepped back, looking at the wall that was suddenly moving with amazement.
The wall was shaking more and more, and it kept making a rumbling sound, as if it were being violently struck. The situation was too weird, and everyone looked at each other and wondered.
Then, there was a sudden bang, and that wall was knocked open by a door-shaped opening. Suddenly, the stones fell and the dust was flying. Everyone exclaimed, back and forth. Song Shi'an was afraid that the stones would fall on Su Tang and hugged her tightly to protect her body.
After the wall fell down, it became quiet again, and everyone looked at the door-shaped opening, with fear in their eyes, wondering what monsters would run out of it.
Just when everyone was on guard with a vigilant look, suddenly, a swollen head protruded from the breach. He opened a pair of flickering eyes, left and right, waiting to see the inside. After seeing so many people, my eyes blinked, startled, and then I saw something like a baby, and my eyes glowed with sparkling light-
"Wow! Small exhibition"
Zhan Yi only felt his face tight, and ran as soon as he wanted to pull his leg. The man had flew over and ran into his arms.
The little emperor clutched Zhan Yizhi's placket tightly, his face was full of excitement, "Xiao Zhan Zhan, are you here to save you? Xiao Zhan Zhan, I know you are the best for you."
Xiaoquan on the side is infinitely aggrieved-the emperor, it was the slave who fought for his life and yelled at the guard inside, it wasn't out of breath!
Zhan Yi couldn't stand the puppet of the little emperor. His big hand stretched out and wanted to tear him apart, but the little emperor showed the characteristics of the dog skin plaster again. He couldn't get rid of it.
Zhan Yizhi was hugged by him, and it was better to die. Turning his head to Song Shian's eyes for help—grandson, get rid of him!
After a moment of surprise, Song Shi'an understood what was going on. Seeing that the emperor had no monarchy, he coughed and said, "The emperor, please pay attention to the occasion."
The little emperor heard his voice and turned to look at him, quite surprised: "Well, Xiao Song? When did you come?"
"..." I've been here all right!
After seeing Su Tang stunned at the side, the little emperor finally let go of Zhan Yizhi, jumped up to her, pulled her hand, and said, "Sister, I'm here to save you!"
sister? !! Everyone in the audience was collectively hacked.
Shanda has been chopped back and forth several times by Thunder. He is now crying, tearless, rainless, and living is better than death. Now it is not that the silk hat is a little hanging, but his life is hard to protect!
Rongda, Rongda, how can you mess with the Lord that you can't mess with! You've messed with this emperor!
God!
Song Shi'an was still surprised by the title: "Sister?"
"Yes, she's called Brother Xiao, isn't that supposed to be her sister? Xiao Song, don't you know, sister is a heroine, and there is a section with him that is not so beautiful but worth remembering Hardship in prison, uh, I must praise her! "Said the emperor seriously.
These words are so shocking! The emperor sealed her as her sister? !! Still sufferings worth remembering? !! When Song Shi'an's eyes fell on the little emperor's hand holding Su Tang's hand tightly, the shock in front of him was ignored and he unknowingly pulled Su Tang said: "Thank you Emperor's love for Zhuo Jing"
"Ah!" The little emperor paused. "Xiao Song, you said that your sister-in-law is your lady?"
"Exactly."
The little emperor looked at Su Tang up and down, and finally murmured, "It really is the person that He chose for you, it is not ordinary! Xiao Song, He likes your lady very much!" Then he said Su Tong intimately. Originally, he still had some reservations. Now that he is all his family, he has nothing to worry about.
Alas, he admires her well.
Very powerful, very savage and very tasty!
Seeing her sticking to Su Tang, Song Shi'an looked at her with all her vigilance.
Su Tang paused for a long time, and finally reacted. She looked at the innocent and full-hearted child in front of her, and twitched her heart and asked Song Shi'an: "Cold noodle, is he really an emperor?"
Seeing Song Shi'an nodding, Su Tang's heart was almost dying—this silly child was an emperor! No wonder he is unconscious!
The little emperor seemed to find something, and curiously said, "Xiao Song, what did she just call you?"
"Uh ..." Song Shi'an and Su Tang were dumbfounded at the same time, and the nickname between the young couple shouted out in front of everyone. How could this be explained?
The little emperor touched his chin and said to himself: "Cold noodle? Well, it's very vivid, you really said coldly." Then he said, "But what should I call you in the future? Xiao Leng?"
Small-cold-
"..." Song Shi'an wanted to hit the wall.
He had an ominous hunch. Under the guidance of the emperor, many people would call him in the future-General Leng!
General Leng's last name is Song, not Leng!
Seeing Song Shi'an's ugly face, Su Tang quickly turned away from the topic, "Well, emperor, why were you robbed? Why are you back again? What the happened?" He just said to save her.
"Oh, the rescuer is Dainai's guard! When Xiao Quanzi saw that he was taken away by the bad guys, he quickly called for someone to come and rescue him! He also said that being imprisoned in a prison impairs the majesty of the family, so Let the guards disguise themselves to rob him, so that God does n’t know it, and no one knows that he used to be ashamed!
Then he looked back at Xiaoquanzi,
Do you mean that?
"..." means that, but now you shake it all out! What's going on!
"But I think for a moment, it can't be like this! I'm gone, but you are still locked up, sister! Those people are so bad, what should you do if you have three longs and two shorts ..." said the little emperor, one Face worried.
Su Tang was very touched when he heard the words of his heart. Although he was a faint monk, he was still a righteous faint monk. But after hearing the second sentence, she decisively moved her to death.
"I thought, what do you want, where can I find such delicious cakes in the future ..."
Can you not be so honest?
"So, I'm back!" Said the emperor.
"Then how did you get out of here?" Su Tang calmed down and asked again.
The little emperor blinked and said, "It's too arrogant to go in through the door, so I want to keep a low profile, so I want to sneak back into the prison and wait for someone to lift me out as a witness! But I don't know what Go back to the cell secretly, and let them punch a hole in the wall for me! "
"..." Are you sure you are low-key? Is this secret?
Also, your hole is too big!
The crowd looked at the smashed wall and dozens of large inner guards standing upright behind the wall, speechless.
"Also, I also caught four people who came to arrest me. Eh, when I asked, I found a mastermind behind me! I have ordered someone to bring the mastermind over!" Human, said, "You are here to try the case, you go back and continue the trial!"
What else is going on? Shanda really wanted to die. "Well, then you please." Shanda made the emperor go first.
The little emperor stared, and said, "He is a witness, you have to wait for the rapture here!"
"..." Well, you are a real witness.
The crowd returned to the courthouse, and the little emperor was patiently held by the dozens of large inner guards, and Hou Zai'ao was raptured. When the mention of his wife came, the little emperor was overjoyed, and then Ledidian ran to the court.
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Shanda sitting in the hall, like sitting on a needle felt, constantly wipes his sweat. He can stand up to a small adult, and he can barely support a general Song, but now the emperor and his elders have rushed to the court. Three big mountains are standing and they are almost crushed to death. At this moment, he was anxious to conclude the case early, and he was framed again when he was framed. The group of troublemakers pulled out and beat, but don't continue to investigate.
But the three mountains don't think so, and one of them, Huang Dashan, doesn't want to finish the drama of his witnesses so easily. He is talking about the endlessness, even if this question has gone to eighteen thousand miles. .
Fortunately, Rongda was brought in in time, and he ended his "talking."
The shopkeeper Rong was waiting for the good news at home. Suddenly he broke into a dozen men in black and panicked him. The guard inside was too lazy to talk nonsense to him, and he just picked up and left.
When he was thrown to the floor of Yamen, when he saw the grand man in a high position, he suddenly exclaimed: "Family grandpa, what is going on!"
It was too late for Shanda to clarify the relationship with him. This would make him look like a "grandfather", and when he saw the three mountains, he looked very bad and could not help saying: "Who is your grandfather!"
The treasurer at this time also saw a few people in the hall. When he saw the little emperor, he took a breath of air, and his heart almost forgot to jump.
Shanda slammed the gavel and said, "Dare to make Rong Guangsheng daring, you deliberately framed your business opponents, took the opportunity to smash the shop and beat your buddies. In order to block the witnesses, you sent someone to hijack the prison with the intention to kill people! Yes or no! "
"My lord, I'm wrong!" Rong, the shopkeeper, didn't know the details, and denied that, "This is someone's blood spurting! Young people have never been in business, how can they commit such crimes, please ask them to check!"
"Well, things haven't pleaded guilty to this day!" Shouted Shanda.
"Master, everything needs evidence!" Rong treasurer pleaded not guilty.
"Evidence? Come on, bring the witnesses!"
So after a while, Hengrou Men, etc., four masked men in black were dragged over, all of them were the master of the shopkeeper.
Seeing this, Rong treasurer was horrified, but still shouted: "One nonsense! Little people don't know them at all! They are vilifying little ones!"
The little emperor saw that he was still denying, and he was furious: "What you mean is that what He said is also nonsense!"
"Ah?" Rong shopkeeper was at a loss, what's up with the emperor! It wasn't until Shanda told him the truth that he knew how much sin he had committed!
The emperor is the witness! His people want to be assassinated!
The treasurer suddenly collapsed on the ground, and then crawled towards the little emperor, crying and crying, "The emperor, the young is a ghost! The emperor, please spare the little!"
"Huh!" The little emperor flicked his sleeves, angered, "I have seen shameless, never seen you so shameless!"
Seeing that Long Yan was furious, Shanda ordered people to drag the treasurer and pleaded with the little emperor: "Emperor, how do you deal with him?"
The little emperor glanced at him and said, "How to deal with it? Of course, it is handled in accordance with the law in a fair manner! He is not a person who publishes hatred!"
Hearing this, both Shanda and Rong were very happy, so wouldn't there be any major incidents? Song Shi'an and others frowned. If this is the case, Rong treasurer and others are likely to escape.
And after the little emperor paused, he said, "You can just punish him for killing, killing, setting fire and disturbing the crime of Zhao Gang deceiving the monarch to usurp the throne!"
puff! One of Zhanyi's tea sprayed out, and she really had a trick!
Rong shopkeeper's face turned green, when did he commit these sins!
"Aren't you convinced? Huh, I told you to convince me to take your mouth! Did you hit someone or rob him? This is a housebreaker! You also sent someone to prison in secret, who knows if you You want to kill people! You killed Xiao Song ’s lady like this, Xiao Song was very angry when she saw it, and the upper dynasty was not good, then you are not disturbing Chao Gang! You disturbed Chao Gang and almost killed you, who knew you Do you have the ambition to usurp you! Huh! "
"..." The little emperor said angrily, and the whole audience was speechless.
Emperor, you are accused of this crime ... but really level!
The little emperor said to Shanda again: "Just condemn him according to what He said!"
That ’s all a crime! The Chao family asked that it was not enough for the Nine Clan. Rong was in a hurry: "The emperor spares his life! The emperor spares his life! Grandpa, grandpa, save me!"
The grand man was afraid of his nonsense, and hurriedly called someone to drag him down.
The shopkeeper Rong saw that he couldn't avoid it, and the fire broke out. "Master, you can take my money, and help me plan, you can't ignore me!" If you want to die, you must pull your back!
The grand man heard his face pale.
And the eyes of the three mountains have been coldly swept ...
A new interrogation has begun.
Under the question of the little emperor's entanglement breaking the casserole questioning, Shanda and Rong were carefully smashed, and at last they were involved with a group of them. They were corrupted, hackled, killed, and privately cheated Digging it out, the little emperor heard more and more fire, and finally ordered Song Shi'an and Zhan Yi to take full responsibility to accept the matter, and vowed to bring the bad guys to justice.
When the interrogation was over, the little emperor became hungry, and suddenly remembered that another shop had been smashed, no pastries had been eaten, and could not help but get angry again.
At last he glared and said to the shopkeeper: "Don't you say there's another worm in the shop? Well, let's see if your shop is clean, just give her!"
The magpie on the side fell down the hole, "This shop was originally rented by our lady, but he was robbed!"
As a result, Rong, who was dead and could not die any more, was added with the charge of "occupying the people's land".
He finally couldn't bear it, a groaning despair passed out.
The case has been tried, and the emperor should return to the palace. The little emperor rolled up his sleeves and was about to go out. After just taking a few steps, he suddenly stopped again. He squatted carefully and looked at the several knelt kneeling on the ground, frowning, wondering what he was thinking.
And the few stares that were staring at them were all trembling with fright. The most powerful one was the cold sweat.
The little emperor took a closer look at the sweaty messenger, and suddenly shouted "ah", then turned and flew to Zhan Yi, and said, "Xiao Zhan Zhan, this is the man, he kicked!" You have to take revenge on you! "
Seeing that he didn't believe it, the little emperor picked up his pants again, exposing a section of white and tender calf, "You see, you are kicked out of bruises! It hurts, it hurts! You have to take revenge for you!"
Zhan Yizhi is going crazy-you emperor, why should I avenge you! You are dead when you are dozens of inside guards!
After a lot of tossing, this time really got to drive back to the palace. The little emperor waved goodbye to everyone, and then stepped back into the carriage three times.
The crowd watched him leave, all wiping away sweat-finally gone.
And when they had to disperse each other, they saw a person rushing back into the distance, and chased several people behind him.
Everyone saw that the emperor was back, and their faces collapsed.
"Why are you back again?" Zhan Yi asked extremely painfully.
"Oh, I forgot a very important thing!" Said the little emperor, rushing towards the cell.
Everyone was frightened, seeing how he was in a hurry, don't leave anything important in the jail, for example-Guoxi!
Hurry up to keep up!
Inside the jail, the little emperor tinkered on the wall for a while, clapping his hands, and facing the crowd, "Okay, you can return to your house with peace."
When he left, the crowd walked to the wall he had just tinkered with. At a glance, he almost vomited blood and died, and saw that it was written upright--
朕 Come here!
【small theater】
Come here, laugh a lot in this chapter and see which is the most coke! a ha ha ha!
Lu Cuicui: Don't blame the pit father, just because I have a more pit father.
Greenery: Upstairs!
Green Bean: Why didn't I shoot your two beasts on the wall!
Su Zha: ... animals ... raw ...