Chapter 1167: Hatching eggs

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Chapter 1167 Incubating Eggs
Since listening to Bingtis about the inevitable connection between the lack of mind and becoming a god, I feel that my outlook on life has undergone a major change. The most significant feature is that I can no longer look directly at the words "Earth to Earth". According to the theory of Bingtis, these four words will be the Kangzhuang Avenue leading to the Qingshan Psychiatric Hospital: when it is used on mortals with fragile emotions.
You said that I was full and discussed Mao's outlook on life with the unruly female hooligan!
I guess part of Bingtis's theory is correct, that is, if you want to live a long time, you must be able to resist things, but the interpretation of this sentence has nothing to do with the female hooligan's inattentive theory. ... well, there may be a hair, but it is definitely not more than one. I admit that a guy who can calmly deal with anything is definitely closer to God than a straw bag that is tense and half-sleepy when encountering anything, but Bingtis' sturdy living method is not something that ordinary people can copy. : Yesterday afternoon, after she talked to me about life, she took a "phone call" from the world. It seems that his father called to ask about the recent work situation of Bingtis (don't forget, Bingtis is still the deity's station in the spirit capital. The first ambassador), Bing said that she had smashed her father's hair in two sentences, and the last sentence was: "I just ate in the Chen's house and ate after waking up, didn't I report it in two months? Did you kill me? "
... this lifestyle is really hard to replicate.
I do n’t know what happened. Early in the morning, I felt that the atmosphere looked wrong, but I came to the living room and found that the situation was really strange: there was a circle of people in the living room, as if the scene of the three trials, and There are older sisters and An Weina. Immediately awake from the confused state of getting up, he couldn't help but curiously gathered up: "What's up? Get up early to have a meeting?"
"Educate the child." Miss Lin was just as punctual as the alarm clock. At this time, she was already leaning on the little sofa in my living room and drinking black tea. She looked like she was watching the three trials, and she stretched her fingers after hearing my voice. Pointing at the middle of the crowd, I noticed that the original crow and Xiao Xue were surrounded by a circle of people, both of them looked like they were in remorse.
I don't think it's surprising that Xiaoxue was trained-anyway, she usually doesn't have no training, but what a wrong way for a child like this little crow today? As I asked, An Weina, who was a little crow's "mother," immediately replied subtly, "Stealing eggs, a lot."
"Stealing eggs?" My mouth froze, and my eyes fell on the little crow instantly. The little girl lowered her head and could not see her expression. She only saw her little hands twisted and tangled, like a normal bear child with a good attitude of mistake. It may be that I noticed my sight. The little girl suddenly raised her head, and her big tearful eyes looked down from the dark blue-purple fringe: "Master Ga, save your life!"
"The eggs in the kitchen have always disappeared somehow for the past two days, and they have become more and more serious. At first, I lost a lot, and then I lost a lot of pounds. Today, more than 200 pounds of eggs have disappeared since I got up early today." Also, do n’t be curious why the kitchen at home stores two hundred pounds of eggs. There is a Sandola in our house.
In the beginning, I thought Sandola was hungry at night and ate it, but last night, An Wei Na passed through the kitchen while cleaning the house, and found out that Madison did not sleep every night, and went to the kitchen to steal eggs on time after twelve ... "
Me: "... I'm going, what does this kid do to steal eggs?"
When the little crow heard my voice, he narrowed his neck and said, "Hatch ..."
Me: "..." Did something strange appear just now?
"That's it, she's hatching eggs," Anvena sighed, and stretched her hand lightly on the head of the little crow: it couldn't be said of the punishment at all, but made the silly bird grin, "Already connected For a week, Mai Diwen went to the kitchen every night to steal eggs and carried them back to his room. Master, this child needs education. "
Why do you say there is such a living treasure around me! Although I knew this silly bird's mind was not so good before, I really didn't expect that she could go out to the kitchen to steal eggs and incubate. What's wrong with her creativity?
I silently glanced at the little crow who had been restlessly writhing, trying to ignore the girl's conspiracy to kill, and my eyes fell on Xiaoxue: "What about this one? What did she do wrong?"
Lin Xue covered her face: "How do you guess a silly bird knows that a chick can hatch from an egg?"
Me: "..." At this time I probably only need to huh, huh?
After all, it was just two bear children doing headaches again. I do n’t know how many times this happens at home, which is considered a daily routine of our family. Although in many cases, they are a headache for the older sister, but on the other hand, it is actually very interesting: you can usually see to what extent these crazy kids can make trouble with a normal mentality. , I can produce a surprise like science discovery in these bear children: the lower limit is constantly refreshed. In fact, I think the little crow stealing eggs is nothing, even though the amount of food she wastes is indeed a bit larger. As a result, I was opposed by my elder sister as soon as I expressed this idea: "It's not that simple. You better go and see in the little crow's room."
Intuition tells myself that this is definitely not a good thing, but driven by infinite curiosity, I still can't help but glance at the second floor, and after opening the door of the little crow's room, it is of course her first thing to see Unique bed: The little crow piled a nest with wooden sticks and clothes and quilts that she collected everywhere. She still used to sleep in a bird nest. And in this huge bird's nest, all bouncers are ... mini crows.
As soon as I pushed in the door, I was stunned by the sight in front of me. Hundreds of them ... No, maybe more. It was a group of super-small Medivh jumping around in the bird nest in the center of the house, and Some little guys are drilling out from the chandelier on the roof, the cabinets in the corner and under the bed. Each of them looks the same, ten centimeters tall, and wears a mini skirt, just like a smaller version of Medivh, bare feet. Scurrying. Many of these miniature versions of Medivh seem to have trouble walking the road, almost following each step in two steps, and some simply crawling around on the ground, and some seemingly smarter are put together in a pile, and they exchange warmly: Don't know what is communicating. There are also some mini-Medwin's heads even with eggshells. It is even more ridiculous that they did not master the strength when they broke out. Half of their bodies were still in the eggshells. I saw a pair of short legs below. Running around, looking like the eggs are fine.
And beside the wall of the room, I also saw a bunch of eggshells piled together. Many mini-Medicals were picking up eggshells from all corners of the room and throwing them onto this eggshell mountain. The division of labor is clear, and the cooperation is skillful, as if they are professionally trained. . It ’s just that I ’m busy, and there ’s a mini-Medical with a large eggshell on his head just passing by, and suddenly he was caught by his sister and thrown at Eggshell Mountain, and then all the nearby mini-Medical were seen Agitated and rushed forward to rescue, Eggshell Mountain collapsed ...
The door suddenly opened and a stranger came in. Of course, they immediately caught the attention of these little creatures. I was surrounded by these little creatures almost in a blink of an eye ... They jumped around A bunch of noise gathered at my feet, and the loud noises rushed towards me. I listened carefully ... It's really loud! They weren't talking, and the sound in their throats was exactly the kind of babble that the chicks would make!
I have no idea how these ten-centimeter guys hatched from such a small eggshell ... No, the point is not here! !!
I almost jumped directly from the second floor, and rushed to everyone in three or two steps: "what the is that upstairs! What kind of creatures are those little things!"
"So it's not just as simple as the bird stealing the eggs ..." Liliana sighed and pointed to my shoulder. "Boss, run out."
"Oh!" The cry of the fledgling also sounded on her shoulder as Liliana's voice fell. My eye twitched, and I squinted to look to the side, so a ten-centimeter-sized Madison came into my eyes. This little creature who did n’t know what it was or how to classify was sitting on my shoulders with my legs crossed, looking curiously at the huge head in front of me (my ...), with a small half of an eggshell on his head, After looking at me for a while, the little guy's head crooked and the eggshell fell off.
Then she saw that she came to the ground in a flash of lightning and started running around looking for her eggshell.
Turned into a flash of lightning ... What is the natural elemental master talent, what kind of gadgets did the crows make? This is it!
As I was stunned, I heard another call from the corner of the staircase, and everyone looked around, and saw a timid miniature Medivh leaning out of the staircase handrail, behind her, It's the second, the third ...
"Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!" Almost instantly, the call of such chicks came from all over the living room, countless steps staggered and even strange creatures with eggshells came up from all corners. , And started running around, in a disaster situation, opened my eyes, I was in my own home, closed my eyes and listened to the sound, but it felt like I had reached a chicken farm. A room of people jumped around and started yelling and hunting down small creatures scrambling around, Lina looked at me with a broken face: "Boss! Didn't you just close the door just now?"
"Um, forgot." I shrugged and answered honestly, three or four pocket McGrady dropped from the chandelier and hit myself, and then started jumping around my shoulders and my head, jingling from my chest pocket He got out of it, holding two toothpicks in his hand to make a violent battle, and shouted loudly to these a large number of invaders, one size smaller than her. It can be turned around-ah, that's Dingdang's bedroom ... that's Dingdang's kitchen ... that's Dingdang's warehouse! "
Me: "..." Is this my clothes?
A jingle and three mysterious creatures sieged on my shoulder to fight to protect their homeland and open up living space. More little creatures screamed and ran away, trying to arrest these little guys behind them The theoretically true owner of the case, Sandora yelled Anvina to close all the doors and windows, and her older sister loudly reminded everyone to be careful not to step on those small points, Lin was ordered to stand still on the coffee table : She's too destructive, and Pandora and Huesca are standing with her, the reason is that these two little ones tried to paste colloid bombs on the large stand. The place where you enter is full of people yelling and yelling, and the level of liveliness is better than that of the vegetable market at 9:30 in the morning. I reached out and grabbed a mini Medivh that flew in front of my eyes, the latter screamed screaming, the fist punched my thumb hard, and finally lowered my head to bite: judging by the strength, the combat power should be still Better than Ding Dong. Lin Xue was stunned and sad looking at it all, and murmured to himself: "Asshole ... It took us an hour to get up early to catch them all ... Your lazy pig sleeps and sleeps, even if you wake up, One thing even released them all! "
I smiled awkwardly, confusedly, and silly, but the young lady still gave me a decisive kick.
When everyone was scrambling to catch those strange creatures, the little crow seemed to feel that he was okay, so he stood up and swaggered towards the kitchen: she wanted to eat. And Xiao Xue stomped towards the stairs. But after all, the actions of the two bear children did not escape the eyes of Prophet Lin, who looked like a torch, and the young lady broke off with a drink: "Two little over there! Stop the old lady!"
This seems to be the rhythm of the runaway. I began to think about whether it is time to take care of myself today.
It was nearly an hour later, and the flooded micro Medivh was finally gathered together. Bingtis made a large fence with a ceiling of Holy Light. Everyone threw the mysterious creatures he caught. Inside, the older sister counted one by one: "Two, four, six ... hey, why is there one more?"
A green figure jumped up and down among a crowd of mini-Medicals crowded together: "Put out Ding Dong! Put out Ding Dong! 123 you fool! 123 you fool! You will commit it! Ding Dang will bite you Oh! Wow-what do you little dwarfs want to do, don't ... don't lick! "
I didn't expect Ding Dong to find her height superiority even though she was only less than two centimeters taller than those strange little creatures.
Bingtis opened a gap in the Light Barrier, let Ding Dong get out of it, and then decisively set the "cage" to silent mode: the movement of the little things was too big, and then I made the little crow and Xiao Xue. Press on the sofa again: "Well, who will explain what's going on, those things ... will it be a crow ..."
I have n’t said it before, but I feel that it ’s so strange that it ’s beyond words, because no matter from what point of view, those small things seem to have hatched. According to the context, it ’s the little crow that hatched after stealing eggs. How many times would you have been mad at this time if you had a biologist in our family?
"What else can happen," the sister sighed. "You know, the eggs bought from the market can't hatch chicks."
I nodded, although I felt that the topic really went in the most curious direction, and there was no need to look back.
"But the little crow is a god. She wants something to hatch from the eggs," the sister pointed at the little girl who was playing with her fingers with her head in her head. "Now it seems that she has injected her power into those eggs, Then it was of course her own fission bodies. In the past week, she stole hundreds of pounds of eggs and kept charging them. Last night, all fission bodies came out of the shell. "
I couldn't laugh or cry: "I'm going, why ... no one found it?"
Anvena rubbed her hands apologetically: "Master, it's all my negligence ... I should have found Mai Diwen acting strangely these days. And she has never let me enter her room. I thought this child was just ordinary Just for fun. "
In some ways, An Weina was actually right. The little crow was just playing around, but there was a big premise for her playing: This little girl still bears the name of the of the crow. She is a who has the power of God, can produce symbolic effects and various information disturbances, and more importantly, a whose intelligence and jingle are basically equal, common sense and basic equivalent, self-control and shallowness It can be said that she is a master who gathers all the wonderful things of our family. Is such a living treasure her normal playfulness?
"The question now is how to deal with these little things, and we have been discussing this for a morning," said the older sister. There are so many talks today. "These fission bodies have not yet seen whether they have intelligence, even if they have. It is estimated to be comparable to animals, but each of them has a small part of the power of a small crow. If they don't care, they may cause much chaos under the instinct. But if they want to raise them ... this is a breeding group Do small animals still have a herd of ancestors? "
I glanced at Ding Dong. According to my work experience, most of them are a group of ancestors ~ EbookFREE.me ~ Speaking, I think this may be a good thing, "Qian Qian looked up at the sky from the beginning and did n’t know What did you think? At this time, you suddenly said, "Ajun, do you say that the crow system is multiplied in this way?" "
I:"……?"
Who will stop this three-view destroyer!
She touched her fingers one by one to express her opinions: "You see, there are four major deities in the star domain, each deity has a main and a group of ordinary deities below, but we have only one crow god, which is not a god. Yeah? "
"Don't tell me that the future Raven God system is all hatched." The corner of my mouth was pumping and looking shallow, and the rest of the corner of my eye fell on the holy light cage made by Bingtis, and countless mini Medivh It seemed anxious because he was locked up, crowded inside, and even folded into a ladder. Obviously, it was not a way to shut down these little guys. Well, it seems that not all mini-Medicals are running around in panic. There is a group of guys in the group of small creatures who seem to be living in an organized way. I stood up and looked at it curiously, suddenly shocked:
"Go to the basement! They're digging!"