Chapter 1497: Coffin board

I was lying in the courtyard, basking in the sun and playing boring games with the Fox Dogs, and suddenly I heard a sound of brakes outside the courtyard door.
Today Miss Miss did not come for lunch, and now the meal has passed, so in theory Lin Xue would not appear at this time: her biological clock is basically synchronized with our meal, and there have been no exceptions for several years. But who will come to their own home? Sandora laid out a wide-area spiritual intervention in this area. Unless we take the initiative to invite, no one will notice that there is a house here, and it will not even approach here, but it is obvious that the brakes just now are in the hospital. At the door, obviously a guest came.
"Fox, shrink your tail," I turned over, grabbed a hand on the fox fairy's tail, and the hands were all oily, "You ca n’t use your hands well when eating !? Washing your tail is better than washing your hands. Trouble? "
The fox fairy rolled on the ground, her tail ears were confiscated, she shrugged her nose in the air, and then looked at me lazily: "It's okay, I smell it is an acquaintance, go open the door. Also It ’s my best job to do something with my tail. I like how you can bite me if you have the ability? I ’m sorry you ca n’t bite me ...

Me: "..." Who has a hole in his brain before going to play against a canine? Who can bite each other!
I took a black line to open the door, but it turned out that the acquaintance was really acquaintance: Ding Ling and Lin Feng were standing outside, Ding Ling was holding the magical Chinese rural dog named Lin Feng, and Lin Feng was reaching out to find the doorbell. Look, when I saw the door open one step ahead, Lin Feng smiled suddenly: "Brother Chen, why is your doorbell gone?"
"I removed it a few days ago, so who can use the doorbell?" I rolled my eyes at the sky. I didn't expect these two to be here. If you think about it, Ding Ling and Lin Feng are on the spiritual interference exemption list. It is not surprising that they can come here. "This place may not be visited by people for a year and a half. Shouted directly at the door. "
The two people were shocked by the majestic name of "Father God", and suddenly looked at his face, Ding Ling euphemistically offered to have time to see what the realm of God is like. I was embarrassed to remind them: In fact, Shadow City is also in the void One of the divine realms ...
I greeted the two people to come in quickly, while Lin Feng agreed and turned his head to the car key. Suddenly, I heard two "anti-theft" alarms. Ding Ling looked at Lin Feng with a strange expression: "Do you still lock your car here? Do you think someone stole a car at the gate of heaven?"
I hesitantly pointed to my big house: "How do you say heaven is still equipped with a security door."
I greeted the two into the courtyard, and when I turned back to close the courtyard, Lord Fox Fairy walked over. The girl with a lot of big tails felt amazing no matter where they went. Ding Ling and Lin Feng immediately became enthusiastic. Di greeted the fox, and Lin Feng was still muttering: "When I saw it in the park last time, how could I never have imagined that she had a bunch of tails, how could I disguise it so well?"
Ding Ling came forward and wanted to touch the ears of Lord Fox Fairy: "Furry ... I feel envious no matter how many times I see it! This is really ears! What you say in the morning doesn't let me look at your ears, now it is OK Right? "
Master Fox Fairy easily avoided Ding Ling's paw on one side: "You can see but don't touch, I'm Master Fox Fairy. You have to respect me! Let the dog you hold talk to me!"
The little black dog immediately jumped from Ding Ling's arms to the ground, and then pulled his head to stand in front of the adult Fox Fairy, who crouched down and raised his paw on the spot. He said, "I haven't finished talking to you in the morning. Next, I will tell you about the professional conduct of canines, as well as a few tips for self-cultivation. If you want to become a fairy like me, you must first learn to control your ... Come. Call me first. "
He looked up at his master pitifully, and found that no one could help himself, and had to make a good noise.
Master Fox Xian nodded with satisfaction: "Well. This is animal nature, you wo n’t call me because you have n’t called me for thousands of years. I have forgotten what I said in the past. This is what controls my animal nature, so you have to practice and prove it. To immortalize, the first step is to live for thousands of years, forgetting how you usually call it ... When you first achieve something, I will accept you as an apprentice, and teach you how to grow a second tail ... Whoops! My tail ... let go of the owner, let go of me! I am Lord Fox Fairy, you ca n’t be so rude, I am accepting apprentices! "
I dragged the fox's tail, regardless of her continuous scratching, and finally threw this guy who was a bit boring to the wrong medicine recently, and gave me a warm kiss when I came back, obviously thank you I helped it dispel the terrible preacher.
"Honestly, did she eat something wrong?" Ding Ling looked criedly at Master Fox Fairy who was rubbing her teeth and shaking her tail not far away. "When I was shopping with Lin Xue in the morning, she talked about life for a long time, my family. The unfortunate dog almost made her vomit. "
I sighed: "Don't mention it, I read Liao Zhai and Journey to the West a few days ago, and she felt that she had been wasting fox students for the past several thousand years. Now she is thinking about opening the Dongli Government and taking the youth road. She returned last night. Holding the Journey to the West, I came to find her a Tang monk with great interest, and she wanted a fox with a jade face-where can I find a Tang monk for her! Shadow City had come to a master Xuanzang, but there were no monkeys around him! "
Ding Ling and Lin Feng stared at me with a stunned expression. After a while, they said in unison: "It's not easy for you ..."
"Okay, I'm used to one by one of the living treasures at home anyway," I waved my hands exhaustedly, and led them to the house. "This time, the fox and the crow are so fierce, I really shouldn't Let them watch too much television and novels. "
After entering the house, Lin Feng and Ding Ling knew what was really lively: a group of wild jingle bellies and little crows were fighting on the chandeliers to compete for the commanding heights, and the crystal chandelier with a diameter of more than one meter was crumbling there. People are scared; Madison is squatting on the sofa and learning to sing on the TV, the lyrics are all kinds of frustrating "Ga"; Qian Qian is playing poker stickers with Monina, at this time basically has become two mummy; Protoss The remaining four of the sliver five are playing mahjong, using dragon scale mahjong pulled from Lin's body. The expression on the face of the party seems to be crying.
The most lively side is the stairs. The puppet and Xiao Pao are running around on the stairs, wielding a small lightsaber to play the ○ samurai, humming and fighting. I know someone must say, "Isn't this a very childlike scene, and we were so happy when we were young", but in normal childhood, the swords used to pretend to be super soldiers are all plastic—
But the lightsabers used by these two bear children are the real thing of his mother! It ’s okay to chop on the super alloy stair railings! And the superpowers they use are also true. The small bubbles and the puppets are flying like ball lightning, and they are in the living room to put miniature black holes: I am very grateful that I have replaced all the building materials in my home. Replaced with Starship Alloy and Star Gold Stone, the furniture also has the sacred shelter under Bingtis cloth, otherwise the light bear children fight will be enough for K City to rebuild once a week.
That's why, after dinner, I have to go to the yard to bask in the sun like a retired cadre-can't I stay at home well? I do n’t know how this happened, why the children of other people are full and sleepy, and the bear children of their own family are full of food and hop on and off ... the little bubble rubbed out an rpg!
"Floating ..." Lin Feng spoke with Ding Ling in unison, and then the two of them rushed behind me. At the same time, the small bubble's rpg fired and hit the stairs on the second floor. A pale golden light barrier instantly wrapped the explosion cloud. This is the protection that Bingtis specially set for the bear children. Divine magic, but even with the Holy Light Barrier, the movement of the rocket-assisted grenade is still not small. The sound of "Boom" quieted the entire living room, and then the puppet wielded a special mini lightsaber: "You lie! There is no rpg in Star Wars!"
The little bubble sounded louder: "Gua!"
The puppet suddenly put his hands on his hips: "You're lying! Talking to yourself and others don't understand!"
At this time, the elder sister finally couldn't see it, and coughed under the stairs. When the two bear children heard this voice, their necks suddenly shrank, and they honestly slipped down to show that they were educated—this is the story of their sister's warm wine killing the bear children.
"Brother Chen ..." Lin Feng's eyes were almost straight, he gave me a stunned glance, "I usually don't believe my situation when you listen to my sister ... I haven't come for a while. Your side has been lively Is that so? "
Ding Ling had a weird expression, but she still tried to euphemistically say, "Well, the children of the fairy family ... Actually, they are at least quite alive, right?"
"I'll give you two days?" I glanced at Ding Ling with a sideways look. "Or you can pick a collar to take home in this house."
Although she knew I was joking, Ding Ling looked around with interest in her living room. Then she suddenly saw a few little crows who were lining up on the coffee table holding eggshells to receive juice (Ann Weiner was holding a large glass of freshly squeezed orange juice to give these little guys), these little girls holding The dull appearance of the eggshells lining up obediently immediately made Ding Ling's love arouse: "Well, give me this one, okay?"
A man holding a small piece of table tennis pieces in his arms (you must remember it, the little crow has also spawned cracked bodies from the table tennis) and immediately noticed that someone was pointing at himself. She bounced to this side, screaming, and then opened a mouth to spit out a small shadow arrow-this was just a greeting, but the shadow arrow still exploded into a dark method with a diameter of nearly one meter in the air. ball……
Ding Ling's mental sweat came out at a speed that was visible to the naked eye: "Forget it, there isn't a safe place in your house ..."
I blasted the hand-crow gods and wild jingles on the sofa, and greeted Lin Feng and Ding Ling as they sat down and said, "Okay, let's talk about the business. Just look at your eyes and know that today is not just a guest Are you in trouble? Is the Empire incombustible? "
"Uh ..." Lin Feng was a bit embarrassed, because he usually came here only when he was in "trouble". Although he was usually too busy and had no chance to cross the door, it was still face-to-face. The more difficult one is Ding Ling. It is indeed a wonderful girl who can play with Lin Xue from an early age. The older legal Loli has no embarrassed look on his face: "It's really a little trouble, I wonder if you should It should be known that she had wanted to talk to Lin Xue, but she didn't know where to run at noon today. "
"Tell me about it," I said smoothly. At this time, An Weina brought the brewed tea and snacks, and I pushed them over to two guests. "Taste An Weina's technique. Tea is from the world tree The picked sprouts are mixed with the sacred grass in front of the Avalon Grand Temple. The snacks are made from a different world, and even the raw materials are brought from the vanity consortium. "
"I really want to go to the other world to have a chance. It's not my style to have such a big backer. It's not my style to take advantage of it," said Ding Ling while carefully keeping her distance from An Weina. We did dig out something that might be related to you somewhere in the past two days, and then it was activated on the spot ... Of course this is not important, what is important is that your sister appears in a projection-like thing, wearing your emperor Pretend. That temperament and expression, sister Chen Qian I know is almost not alone ... I'm more messy. "
"Hum--" I spit out tea at the time, "What do you say?"
"Your sister has appeared," Ding Ling watched calmly as the tea that I spit out formed a rainbow in the air. It seemed that she had expected me to reflect this. "Isn't your sister later connected with the empire?" Why are there empire ruins we dug ... "
"All in all, this is a very complicated problem," I quickly reached out and interrupted Ding Ling. "It took a long time to explain, so to make a long story short, in short, my sister was the empire emperor in my last life and I was sleeping in the dark in the void and then the empire had an accident My sister went to the crib and called me out to save the world. At that time, when I was young and ignorant, I happily agreed, so I went to the front of the abyss shockwave and opened it up, but at the time, the level was too low, and I was white and had no skills. My sister and shallow and coupled with the soul of Lin Xue's people drifted through the void and fell to the earth. On the planet, for more than 70,000 years, it is likely that by the way, it was possible to watch the evolution of human beings around the world. In the contemporary restoration of vitality, we were born as human beings. Now a few of us have forgotten what happened in the past and my sister is not interested in the emperor's career, but it is certain that you should have brought them when we found some of us on the earth. Some kind of relic-aunt fortunately I can't die without breathing. Have you fainted? "
Ding Ling looked at my eyes calmly: "You say it again?"
Me: "My sister was an empire in my life and my life was in the void ..."
"Stop!" Ding Ling quickly reached out and interrupted, "Okay, okay, I believe it, what you said is true ... This information, I haven't heard Xiaoxue tell me about it at all! You Are you kidding me? Xiaoxue still has such a grand life? "
I looked at Ding Ling with amazement: "I said that you understood me so soon?"
"Nonsense. We were all specially trained at the beginning. If you speak Greek at ten times the speed, I can write it upside down for you," Ding Ling waved. "Okay. Hurry up and take away your incombustible garbage. The gadget was discovered by my group, and I have properly controlled the news. But it was not solid in my heart when we left it for a day. Everything you make is mad, I worry about when it will explode and blow me All branches exploded to Mars. "
My smile suddenly became embarrassing: the impression of the empire on the other party did not seem to be very good. Of course, this is understandable. Due to some "historical issues," there are really a lot of empire relics on the earth, and dark world groups such as power organizations usually deal with strange phenomena on the planet. These strange phenomena are the most dangerous. The hardest thing to deal with is the ruins of the empire. Before the emergence of the new empire, various organizations on the earth had been dealing with these dangerous things for a long time, and historical records can be traced back to hundreds of years ago, and churches were found on the fragmented parchment scrolls and rock drawing boards. Paintings of knights or exorcist robots: these things may be distorted and "beautify", and the actual situation is probably just a hapless religious group hundreds of years ago accidentally drilling into the empire ruins, and it was a second. But anyway, these things reveal the fact that the Empire's incombustible garbage has been tossing the earth for many years ...
Strictly speaking, they have been tossing the planet since the Atlantis era 700,000 years ago.
People in the past did not know what these ruins were. People hundreds of thousands of years ago thought they were the holy tombs of angels or the shura temple. People one hundred or two hundred years ago thought they were the laboratory of Frankenstein. The world has raised the expressions of "aliens visiting the earth" and "human civilization in the last season" (fortunately, this time it is more reliable), but only in the past two years did a small number of people in a human power organization know these In fact, things are just a bunch of incombustible garbage thrown by guys who used to pay little attention to environmental protection ...
About these relics ~ EbookFREE.me ~ The new empire also has a special processing agency, and each world (if there are empire relics in this world) has a special branch rehabilitation department, these departments are basically responsible for the local inspectors, The corresponding aftercare department on the earth is Great Love (the only aftercare department under the direct control of the royal family). In view of the large number of relics on the earth, and the turmoil of Huesca that made them fragmented and complicated, some of them even broke all the way from the mantle to the crust, and some relics have been found by humans. It is a very troublesome project to clean up these ruins without affecting the human life, so except for recovering most of the dangerous excavated ruins, we have not moved the rest, but handed it to Da Ai Wujiang and the power group take care of it slowly: Anyway, these things are safe before they are dug out. We have performed an energy level scan of the entire planet, and those things with huge energy storage have been cleaned up. It is a "safety product" that has completely fallen asleep and keeps the system intact.
It now appears that the power group's people accidentally found the most special one, which is a type of relic we have never found before:
Seven thousand years ago, after I failed to open the Dayue Pagoda, I brought it along with a few remnants to the earth ... well, the coffin board.
Why is it so awkward? (To be continued ...)