Chapter 162: Surreal conversation (below)
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Xiling Empire
- Yuan Tong
- 1909 characters
- 2021-02-26 09:30:39
"Lin Xue, aren't you mistaken for the channel?"
I waited for half a minute and we still didn't hear any response. I couldn't help but wonder if Lin Xue was wrong.
"... Don't underestimate the strength of Miss Ben!" Lin Xue immediately reacted like a cat stepping on her tail. "Miss Ben is not a dead wood whose IQ is accurate to ten digits after the decimal point, hum Huh, let me tell you, even if there is something wrong, it is a problem with this big machine! Miss's judgment is absolutely no problem! Well, yes, it must be that this machine is broken. Let me repair it for you, whoever, who will help me to bring the pliers, Miss Ben will dismantle ... Aha, repair this machine ... "
What an itchy remark! Do you need to get a sense of superiority in your intelligence by accurately describing my intelligence? Do you dare to use pliers to repair this futuristic device full of precision? No no no! This is not the point, the point is, how did you come to the conclusion that my IQ needs to be accurate to ten decimal places to see a valid number!
Actually, we do n’t even know that the reason why this contact has n’t responded for so long is that it ’s not that Lin Xue ’s spatial positioning is wrong, but Jaina has n’t responded at all ...
World Management Center ... This bluff name is really a bit bluff ...
It's as if an alien suddenly came down from the sky one day, standing in front of you claiming to be a member of a certain galactic protection organization and asking you to pay this year's protection fee, full of bizarre style and nonsense ...
So, it took Jaina a full thirty seconds to get her thundered nerves back to normal, and she began to analyze which strong man was in this way to pass her super boring time ...
"The last contact ..." Just then, Jaina suddenly felt that a piece of information emerged from her mind ...
Yes, it just surfaced!
Different from the kind of hallucinations that just sounded "sound" in my head just now, the information this time turned out to be directly in my thinking! It's like an idea coming out of your own mind, or a memory-like thing that suddenly appears in your own mind. How terrible this is!
Jiana believes that she does not have such ability-even the Lich King, I am afraid it is impossible to project her will directly into the mind of a master mage like this.
It seems to take a long time to say this, but these things are just the thoughts that flashed in Jaina's mind for a moment, and that piece of information continued to emerge in her mind: "The last contact, here is the World Management Center , Please reply to all the planets that have received the message, and now contact them in order-
Argus Star, Argus Star ... No return signal was found, confirming cancellation of Argus Star ...
Draenor, Draenor ... No return signal was found, confirming the cancellation of Draenor ...
Fanokex ... Fanokex has a reply, confirming that Fanocco still exists ... Dantuin, Dantuin ... No return signal was found, confirming the cancellation of Dantuin ...
星 Azeroth star, Azeroth star ... no return signal was found, confirming cancellation of Azeroth ... "
"Wait a minute! This is Azeroth ..."
Sandora switched the communication port to me, and then smirked at me with an invitation.
"I didn't expect that you were still a psychologist ..." I stared at Sandora with a stunned expression, and felt that her flickering effort was just as weak as Paramecium faced the Aung Sing cluster ...
Hey cough, isn't that a grotesque way of describing it?
Anyway, Sandora's unexpected and unexpected flickering behavior frightened Jaina well. Although Jaina certainly did not fully understand these words, what she wanted was to make her seem incomprehensible!
Argus, Draenor, these two words may be a little strange to ordinary people, but as a knowledgeable master, Jaina certainly knows what these two worlds mean, these are two destroyed by the Burning Legion Planet!
This is not true, because the planet Argus is the home of the Eredars. Rather than being destroyed by the demons, it is better to become the rear camp of the Burning Legion, and Draenor is really burned. On the planet destroyed by the Legion, with these two names in front, Jaina naturally couldn't help but associate with this weird information. Then, the appearance of the word Azeroth was just right-replaced with me, I am afraid I will also endure Can't stop responding to that mysterious message?
"Received Azeroth World Response, Established Two-Way Connection ..."
I straighten out my emotions and try to imagine that I am now a superman wearing underwear and standing on the Eiffel Tower and telling the story of "Ihaveadream" ... Ah, in short, just make myself look as serious as possible: "Hi, This is the World Management Center. "
"... Uh, here is ... Azeroth ..." A nice female voice echoed in the hall, with a little hesitation and caution.
I quickly turned off the power of the microphone, and then turned around in place for three and a half weeks to pick up two backflips and shouted, "Yeah--"
Ok, after venting, turn on the microphone and continue pretending to be the savior.
There was a chilly wind blowing across the R & D hall. Everyone, including the busy Spirit Technicians, couldn't help fighting a chill, and Sandorah, who was closest to me, had a petrified expression.
即使 "Even the more advanced wower," Qian Qian reluctantly twitched at the corner of his mouth, "This is too exaggerated ..."
Lin Xue, who was still in the control cabin, hummed immediately and said victoriously: "Well, how can you understand the wow feeling in our hearts ... Of course, I also think that the unintelligent IQ that does not seek to be motivated is zero Dead wood is not normal ... "
Humming, you say it yourself, this great man has busy business now!
I cleared my throat, and started to Jaina according to the plan I had planned before ... well, communicate ...
"Hello, Azeroth's representative. Now that you can receive this message, it proves that you have enough qualifications to talk to us. We are the managers of all the world. The main purpose of this contact is to collect the planets. Well, according to your understanding, it should be the so-called world (here it is explained that the understanding of the world by Aboriginal peoples of Azeroth is only the planet they live in, not the time and space of the spirit knowledge system, including the entire universe. System), according to our observations, the world in the seventeenth batch has undergone drastic changes in the past for a period of time. Many worlds, including Argus and Draenor, have lost contact with their creators. Observers have been sent, and before they arrive, I hope to see through you how Azeroth is today. "
"You are ... Titans ?!"
"Titan? No, our name is not Titan. It may be that the passing of time and the changes of the world have caused errors in your inheritance of knowledge, but this is not the key issue. You just need to know that we are now responsible for the guardianship of the world."
That ’s it, there is false in the truth, in the false ... keke, without discussing the details, in short, it is to use these things that are well-known in the Azeroth intellectual group and cooperate with the means of communication they can not understand, to achieve flicker The purpose, of course, I don't think that such a flicker can make a keen and intelligent person like Jaina fully believe in us. This is not important. What I want is just her half-belief.
That's enough.
Jiana was silent, and I didn't say anything, giving her time to think.
Suspicious, quite suspicious. This is Jaina's biggest feeling right now. Although the other party obviously has strong strength and can use his unheard of ability to directly imprint information in the other party's memory, but only by these two points he claims to be ... … There are only two possibilities. First, the other party is really God, so there is no need or disdain for patience and mortals to prove their identity. Second, the other party is just a powerful person, but his psychology is not normal. Arrogant, or an old monster who is boring to crazy and specializes in partial door magic. Obviously, the second kind may be more reliable. There is no shortage of wizards in the world who study the magic and go into magic.
Thinking of this, Jaina couldn't help but feel a little playful—yes, just playful, all day long embarrassed by the messy territories of the territory, plus all kinds of pressure from the human kingdom, but she was fed up, now It is a rare opportunity to have a "person" who does not need to face her with a false mask-no matter whether the other party is a or a lunatic, Jaina feels that she can finally speak without a mask.
She then responded: "Hello, distinguished ..."
"Apostle, this is our unified title."
I'm kind of formal, isn't it true? Jaina thought so, but her reply was not slow at all: "Master, if you want to know the current situation of Azeroth, I can only say that it is very bad ..."
"Preparing records-please elaborate."
Regardless of what Jaina thinks, she at least seriously and truly reports to us what happened to the world of Azeroth-even if she is just thinking of cooperating with mischief.
Through Jaina's narration, we finally realized that there is a difference between the projection information and the actual situation ~ EbookFREE.me ~ Although there is no difference in the big world view, what happened in the real Azeroth world, and There is still a huge difference between the World of Warcraft plots—for the most obvious example, the beginning of the Scourge of the Undead, the invasion of the Burning Legion, and the rebellion of the blood elves. The moment when this bunch of key events happened was as we know " "Story" is totally different!
Fortunately, he listened to Lin Xue's proposal and contacted Jaina. Otherwise, once we rush into Azeroth and make an action plan as described in the Warcraft plot, we will definitely take a lot of detours!
And on Azeroth's side, when Jaina just said about the invasion of the Burning Legion, that mysterious voice immediately interrupted her description: "According to your story, the Burning Legion has invaded your world now. , And you're completely passive now? "
"Yes," Jaina no longer considers whether the other party is playing a prank or not, but she really started talking to us seriously. "The army of demons has set foot on Kalimdor's land and produced with us. The fierce battle, we ... were completely at a disadvantage, not only because of the strength of the other, but also because of ... "
"Internal divisions, or rather-civil war."
"Yes, even in this case, there are still huge differences between the races. Although we have reached an agreement with the orcs and the night elves, more humans still have a negative attitude towards such a union. It's ... worse. "
"I see. The world of Azeroth is a priority rescue target. Rescue troops will arrive near Theramore within 48 hours. Please prepare to receive it."
Then the communication was interrupted, leaving only Jaina in panic.
Hmm ... isn't it possible, isn't this a prank?