Chapter 561: Are you swollen?
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Xiling Empire
- Yuan Tong
- 3012 characters
- 2021-02-26 09:39:17
der's words make sense, after all, the mercury lamp is a passer-by in the alien world [in other worlds]. Now that all the traversers have been repatriated, her departure is at most a month.
Of course, maybe her world will never be seen, there are countless worlds in the endless void that exist in the corner we can't detect at present, but this may be too small, such a distant world, it is almost impossible to be with this There is a crossover between the universe.
The passing life means that the two worlds are close to each other, and the two worlds that are close to each other cannot escape our current increasingly powerful space-time exploration.
And the mercury lamp is not the same as the poisonous island sister-in-law. For this little doll nv who relies on a single mind to survive [eternal life], Luo Zhen, who does not know how many years have died, I firmly believe that Ya has been hung) In the same sense, even if the ginseng winner will never be found, the mercury lamp will return to the world she once lived in. This is what she has been insisting on since coming here, and I am afraid that it has not changed.
According to this guy ’s xìng style, most of her will not be interested in the work of the inspector of the time and space administration of the egg, vaguely, I already know what the mercury lamp is contradicting.
Even if it is a wild bird, I will know goodbye before I leave after a few days of raising. The mercury lamp knows that the day I left is approaching, so has it suddenly become so sticky recently?
This is not like the xìng grid she should have ...
"Don't look at my intuition as an nv and your affinity," Sister R said very seriously in the face of my unbelieving expression, "Handheld X" in his hand was rolled into a seemingly powerful Paper tube, slap in the palm of your hand, "I believe that anyone with you near you will quickly become dependent on this affinity. If you suddenly leave, no one will be reluctant, not just the mercury lamp. And each of us. "
Do you mean Dad's halo? Is it also effective for your sister? Does it work for Uncle B? Is it also effective for the dull sa man in red a? The essence of the halo has completely turned into a ghost.
Unfortunately, der has returned to the world of Raiders, turning a blind eye to my vomit expression.
You are drowning in the area of edge rubbing and three jumps.
However, der's words about the mercury lamp made me pay attention to it for a long time, probably for a long time, and continued until I came home, and then, I was completely dozed by a more shocking and tangled event.
"Poisonisland 冴 what do you do?"
传送 When I teleported men from Shadow City and entered my own living room, my first sentence was this: use a high octave sound.
And standing in front of herself, nv servant No. 2 side by side with An Weina, nv child high school student of Zibao x faced the thrill of the homeowner just 1ù, and then bowed decently: "Welcome home, master, In addition, as a member of the royal family, please maintain a polite conversation. "
Position your sister An Wei Na, explain to me
"Master, I will definitely complete the task well, and strive to make the poisonous island an excellent nv servant," An Weina folded her hands on her belly, her face bright with a bright smile, "Although An Weina was also far away Far from reaching the standard of perfect nv servant ... but An Wei Na will work hard "
In the end, the nv servant, who had a stupid head, waved his fist weakly and made a gesture of effort.
Next to her, a black sè short-skinned nv dress with the same style as Anvena, but there is no decorative coat of arms on the hem of the dress. Anvena ’s nv dress has Araiye to help the energy etch. The Empire Cross, I always express my pain for this boring arcane skill), there is a good way to learn the former sì, it is ... the poisonous island sister-in-law.
Nv slave island poison bitch.
An Weina, you stupid, stupid crow, cold light tube, m, do you know what I'm struggling with? The family has shaken the mountain enough every day. Do you want to make it the front line of the army?
"Oh ~~ It turned out that this is what the poisonous island sister-in-law mentioned, thank you," said Lin Xue, who was curled up in a ball like a lazy cat watching TV on the sand on the south side of the living room, and said without a lift. I was really shocked at the beginning, wood. I didn't expect you to have this hobby--say, will this sister also need to dress up to meet you tomorrow? Do you like black stockings or white stockings in stockings? Black sè ~~ "
"Honestly watch TV, don't c mouth, 蹭 rice, no human rights, don't you know?" I yelled from a distance, then looked at the poisonous island depressedly, "To be honest, did you really come to make 1un?"
"It's really sad to be said like this," Xunzi sighed exaggeratedly immediately, "I just want to use my only method to repay grace. Compared with you, I have no strength, no learning I'm sorry I don't have), more I ’m also sorry I do n’t have the experience, I still do n’t have one), almost a useless person, but I do n’t want to make myself a burden under your support, so ...
So I decided to betray myself ... uh, have you been a nv servant? Say where did you get inspiration for this kind of plot, and repay yourself for things like Sister Jin Lian. I do n’t believe it anymore.
Alas, something very suspicious was mixed in just now ...
The sudden move of the poisonous island sister-in-law is not only a shock to me, but also makes them shallow and stunned-to make shallow and stunned, from a certain point of view you are also a strongman, a large group of beautiful nv at home The sudden emergence of the nv servants naturally holds a variety of ... onlookers, knowing what model I am, they will naturally not spit out like Lin Xue. This is "a long-planned yīn scheme of some abnormal wood" For example, these boring elements in the crowd have reached a unified opinion in some aspects: the nv servant outside the standard of An Wei Na let us ignore it. What can the ordinary nv of the poisonous island do in housework? Where is it?
I have to say that this is a very bad bad taste, but I dare not deny it--this bad taste is caused by my sister.
"Ajun, let the sister-in-law try," with a gentle smile, the elder sister lying on the sand and looked up at this side. "It happened to be that only An Weina had been busy at home. Now she can have an additional helper. It's also good. "
确认 Are you sure that An Wei Na's horrible specifications will lack such a helper?
However, I also know how big the persistence of the poisonous island sister-in-law is after she has identified one thing. She will not be willing to become a "burden" protected by us. As she said, this strong and independent nv will be used The only way for her to "pay" her current life, and since it means what her sister ...
I nodded and turned to the poisonous island: "That's it. Since you are so persistent, sister-in-law, follow An Weina to familiarize yourself with the things at home, but also help to do the housework, nv servant ... cough, nv Servants or whatever, are still free ... "
Although the nv servant version of the poisonous island sister-in-law is full of all kinds of cute points, I'm afraid that if Sandora eats it, she will make another effort to prepare me some high-energy dishes and so on, that will definitely die, no matter whether you eat Will die.
But unfortunately, I underestimated the stubbornness of the poisonous island. Strictly speaking, I underestimated the degree of dedication of the famous nv servant Anvina to "nv servant career". Her "Master" An Weina, has been immersed in the work of teaching new nv servants.
The results were surprising, and my elder sister and me, as well as Lin Xue, including Sandora, were quite surprised.
Cleaning, perfect score-wipe out all the graffiti on the wall of men's mouth in twenty minutes.
Rectification, perfect score-in 15 minutes, arrange the toys thrown everywhere in the bubble room neatly and satisfy the princess.
Etiquette and tea ceremony, full marks-I don't understand this at all, it is Sandora.
Culinary skills, full marks-I doubt this value, because it is Sandola who is also responsible for trying and giving points, and the latter is a master who can eat for you as long as it is on the periodic table. I am very I wonder what grade she can eat in her mouth, but according to my standards, it is still fine.
I didn't see it at all, the poisonous island sister-in-law was so powerful in housework. By a high school nv standard, you have already broken the sky-this year's eighteen-year-old went out except to open his mouth to eat even after washing. Hang Mangu, Sister Lin's highest cooking skill is still Master Kong, of course, Sandora's high-energy cuisine is another art form, we will not discuss it.
So we can see how wonderful a poisonous sister-in-law who is skilled in housework and gentle and virtuous. I thought she was a mascot for all kinds of shaking ... No way, there is not much that I can impress in the original book.
Of course, what needs to be explained here is that the above full marks are completely judged by humans. When the poisonous island sister-in-law got a bunch of perfect scores and was somewhat proud, An Weina showed her a legendary LV99nv with actual actions. The strength that the servant should have-a true perfect score.
Sweeping, ex, transforming itself into a holy light dang body across the wall, solving all the graffiti of bubbles in the entire corridor, including ionic ink that can't be washed in theory, it took 0.3 seconds.
Rectify, ex, merge into the room after being energized, and at the same time, use the telekinesis skills in arcane to place all the toys in the basement bubble treasure library (second sub-bank) to the golden ratio, which takes zero time. Six seconds.
Etiquette and tea ceremony, ex, although I don't understand it at all, I feel that An Weina poses as a sìnv in a large family's house, and she looks really good after undergoing the gesture of ng Ying education, and she knows where to pick it The dog's tail grass soaked the smell of Longjing, and the real elder sister Lin Xue flickered successfully, ghost (gdjb).
Cooking skills, ex, please allow me to admire it. If Sandola's high-energy cuisine will make people see Lilian's bright smile across the river, An Wei Na's scrambled eggs can make Jack the Ripper eye. I heard Hallelujah tearfully at the men's mouth of the Garden of Eden. I think this has violated the laws of physics, but ... well, let it be.
"To become a qualified nv servant, you have to work harder"
After completing those feats that are more horrible than the twelve trials, our demon martial arts master Anweina nv, who has a high mana and high martial arts skill, stands in the living room men's mouth without any breath. Cheng Fengbei's poisonous island sister-in-law said.
The expression looked like Christ.
"Shock ... shocked ..." Dudao Daozi looked at the shining nv servant in front of her-this title is correct, there should be no problem from brightness to the title-murmured in his mouth, "Originally Is nv servant such a scary creature? "
Alas, this flashlight is the only flashlight in the world, and never try to imitate it unless you plan to die like this light body first.
"Huh, these are the basic skills of the nv servant," because the ghost who was finally promoted to the nv servant was finally added to the family, and the anxiety was still a bit unsatisfactory. I have been hit by a poisonous island who can't speak. "As long as you practice hard, you can master it, and then you have advanced skills as an ace nv servant. After you learn a thousand dishes, you can start practicing. Well, maybe there are a few skills I can teach you in advance. "
The poisonous island sister-in-law raised his head blankly, looking at An Weina floating in the mid-air with a slight flood of light, just as míman's believers saw Jesus.
别 Don't you really say that An Wei Na's sculpted shape is really a little bit smelly-nv servant god? Why don't I go back to Ding Dong to discuss and set up such a priesthood in this universe?
"Well, advanced skills," An Weina nodded strongly, pointing at the poisonous island sister-in-law's eyes, "practice to die from the eyes first."
"Hello?" The mature and poisonous island was also dumbfounded at this moment, and then watched Anwena incredibly performing the unique skill of shaving an apple with her eyes.
I'm pretty much the same: this jumping ghost is definitely going to run a lot, right?
"Then use the ribbons on the back of the sìnv suit skillfully. You must use them to move a hundred meters for a long-range attack. Then load training, firearm assembly, driving, psychology, medical, command, economics, hand-to-hand combat and various These weapons can be transformed into magic xnv.You can go to the Shadow City Military Academy to make up lessons, but before that, there are some basic skills, such as wielding a sledgehammer of about 700 kilograms with one hand, and forging for 300 miles to forget. The owner brought the lunch to send meals, because he had to work underwater for seven days and seven nights because of work, because he needed to walk across the Sahara desert on the job, because of the work, he helped the host to calm down the military violence, because of the work ... "
"Sister-in-law," I suddenly patted on the shoulder of the poisonous island, rescued the young nv in the petrified state, and said with a long heart, "Don't be an nv servant, and learn to open up with Pandora, the efficiency of saving the world is more efficient High Point."
"唔 ......" The poisonous island unnaturally peeked at An Weina, who was in a state of inexplicable frenzy, and narrowed her neck. "I think I can learn a thousand dishes ..."
Forget it, no matter whether these two guys have entered some kind of weird circuit, I always feel that these two are in fact making up the terminators.
"Stupid people are really a group of stupid people"
A puppet riding on his shoulder and watching the battle from the head to the end gave a fair evaluation. It was too sad to find any room to refute.
I said that this doll has already become its own binding equipment? The daddy ’s equipment called "Mercury of the Mercury Lamp Pattern Decoration Layer Purple"? Every day when a few guys are busy, they carry mercury lamps on their shoulders, with bubbles on the front, and a child's mother on the back, holding Pandora in their left hand, holding Vizca in their right hand, and jingle on their heads. Cheating, you do n’t know it. I thought he was a plate armor and prepared to fight the wings of death.
"Hey, silly man," the mercury lamp suddenly struck my head, "Take me out tomorrow"
"Eh?" I thought there was something serious about this guy, but I didn't expect her to make such a request.
"Since I came to this world, I was moved from one big house to another, from Shadow City to another space, but I never went out to see the outside of the house," the mercury lamp held my head, eyes fluttering He looked out of the sunny window. "I want to know what it looks like in the world that I intruded in somehow."
"Outside?" I scratched my head. "It's almost like your original world, and the northern part of Shadow City is exactly the same as the outside world ..."
I was only halfway talking, and I suddenly understood.
Even if you stand outside men and see what this big house that you have lived for a month, you will be satisfied, right?
"Okay, take you out tomorrow," I was silent for two or three seconds, and I reached out to ru the head of the mercury lamp. This time, the other party did not evade or protest at all. But you have to be a well-behaved puppet, and it is estimated that most of the time you have to stay in a travel bag ~ EbookFREE.me ~ Hum "The mercury lamp immediately hummed dissatisfied, then crackled on my head for a while, it seemed to be covering up what.
"Your Majesty, here is the time and space management center to report to you."
The sudden sound in the communication link interrupted my counterattack against the sudden attack of the mercury lamp, and shallowly they were also stunned. Apparently everyone received this signal. Sandora opened the three-dimensional imaging device hidden in the air of the living room. Immediately, the image of an imperial man in a white robe appeared before us.
"What's going on?" I tried to soothe the mercury lamp that was twirling on my shoulders, while bsp; "No. ER421dF154e, the common name 'Rosa little nv world has now appeared, stable space-time channel will be established after 24 We want to know the exact time when Sister Mercury Lamps will leave. "
The apostle of the spirit in the image is expressionless, just reporting our work to us as usual.
The noisy movement was still in the air for a moment, and the mercury lamp became quieter than ever.
"Well ... you can go home."
I was silent for a while and said quietly.
"……Ok."
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