Chapter 839: Newborn
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Xiling Empire
- Yuan Tong
- 2977 characters
- 2021-02-26 09:47:18
The sun outside is bright, and the thick double-glazed windows cut off the cold wind outside the house, leaving only the pleasant winter sun spilling into the living room. I do n’t know who came up with the whimsy, but most of them are shallow. On the rocking chair, while dangling in the afternoon sun in winter, drowsy and drowsy, looks like the evil landlord's wealth. Ding-Dang ran around the armrest of the rocking chair, and occasionally came over and grabbed my button to play on the swing and go out to play, but no one took care of this little thing that was a little too excited after jet lag. In the light of the corner of the eye, the black and white maid pretended to flash—a flash from the coffee table. This was An Weina was busy cleaning the room. The line of action of the little ghost had always been short between two points.
Life is so leisurely and the world is quite beautiful. I feel like I am about to become a fairy at this time.
Not far behind was a small bubble that was playing quietly without knowing anything. Ji Huan sat on the blanket next to the little girl and looked at the ceiling in a daze, while her older sister taught the mercury lamp to write the name of our entire family. Sandora was full of resentment.
On the other side, there are two guys who are sitting on the sofa on the couch. One is Lina. When I turned my head, I found that the fake loli was talking to the opposite person with a serious face, and the other was Fina, this unsmiling queen girl is holding a notebook obediently and recording what the other party told herself. This scene looks a little weird, but you must understand what they say: today ’s topic is this Common sense of life in the world.
Fina, a former mechanical queen who has n’t lived in human life for hundreds of years, is as weak as a piece of white paper. At first, it made her remember that the water must be boiled before it can be drunk. It took me half a day, and then I used it again. In addition, for a long time, she remembered that it had to be aired for a while. Of course, considering the physical qualities of the Apostles of the Spirit, she didn't know that these two common sense were nothing, but this still showed that Fina ’s common sense idiot, Therefore, it is not surprising that she came to listen to Lina's class. No matter how unreliable, Lina can still take on this teaching task.
The little teacher who is more than a meter away today talks about the customs and habits of China and the taboos between people in this world. The knowledge in this area was originally needed by Fina. The reliable fake loli finally feels very relieved to have a business event.
"Remember, you can't have a haircut during the first month!"
Lirina said slyly, and Fina blinked, and quickly wrote the sentence to herself before asking curiously, "Why? Will you catch cold?"
"Because the haircut will die in the first month."
Lirina said sadly, her voice was particularly reliable.
Fina nodded her head and nodded, not knowing what to think. Suddenly, she was shocked again. She jumped off the sofa and ran to me. Her eyes were full of panic and she looked at me: "To sum up this, How many did this rule kill? "
I flung out of the rocking chair all at once, and Ji Sheng, who was in a daze, began to reach out for help: her neck was slumped, and her sister was holding a mercury lamp by hand to describe Kelly's "wei" character, but she tried hard. A hole was made in Mengben, the mercury lamp started yelling, and Lilina immediately understood what she should do: she dragged her recycling basket from the sofa, and jumped in: "Call me when I eat."
"What's wrong?" Fina watched somehow the scene of a group of people in the living room turning around suddenly, and opened her mouth very innocently. "Any questions I ask?"
It turned out she knew it was her problem!
I patted my head up, slipped Liliana out of the basket, and the little girl started to slap and wow with protests, and I burst my brain on the door: "Finally pick the normal things to teach Fina ! "
"Why isn't it normal to shave and die in the first month!" Li Lina protested severely. "I saw you tell me the mercury lamp the day before yesterday! Do you dare to say that you didn't teach her that because the mercury lamp wasn't so bad?"
I:"……"
From the beginning, I should not have tried to communicate with Lilina normally. When I met this mobile hunting machine, it was a basic moral quality for an imperialist citizen to say nothing to me.
After "kneading" Lirina's face into a red bun, I spent ten minutes explaining to Fina in detail what happened in the first month of shaving her head. Obviously, the former queen felt about the so-called folk taboo. It ’s hard to understand, or she does n’t understand all the practical but unreasonable taboos like this, Fina listens to me and tells her that this is just a convention, but in fact, both Dasao and Ersao are with you His hair frowned frantically after having no relationship at all: "Why is there such a claim? It is unscientific and does not generate any benefits, and it will affect the hairdresser's income ..."
"People believe this," I spread my hands, "At least the Chinese people believe this. You can not believe it, but if others regard this as a taboo, you have to be cautious. The so-called custom taboo means this. Of course, you shadow city You should n’t come into contact with this statement, just take it as an example of how you know the so-called 'custom taboo'. "
"Then this is knowledge without value," Fina muttered, and pointed her finger at Lirina. "Then why did she tell me these things?"
I looked at Li Lina who had been thrown into the recycling basket with the eyes of blessing the eight generations of ancestors, and gritted her teeth and said, "She owes it!"
"Don't introduce it, boss!" Lilina quickly narrowed her neck in the basket. "Fina really takes it seriously, and she will hit me dead by then!"
I glanced at Fina in surprise, and the other side nodded earnestly: "You said, she owes a lot, you are my friend, so I will help."
There was a sudden burst of people in the living room, and I found that talking to the girl in front of you was too cola. You must be prepared to suppress the rib fork before you speak. The white paper girl will take whatever you say seriously-as long as After she decides to trust you, and she will put any of her ideas into practice and speak frankly, there is no flowery intestines. Such a clean girl is a rare animal in this era. Basically, modern loli is more than five and a half years old. It ’s hard to lead the goldfish anymore. Of the 100 people over 12 years old who still believe that the mermaid will become a bubble after death, there are 99 of them in the Youth Intelligence Correction Center, and the remaining one is called Fina. I'm pretty sure this is because she was holding this high school physics book yesterday morning and wanted to discuss with me the correspondence between the law of conservation of mass and the volume after a mermaid became a bubble. At that time, Isana field, then there was no more ...
I think that in the future, Fina and Lilina should be measured with less contact. The latter is passionate about scrubbing the nerves of normal people with their own worldview. Fina, who knows nothing, is undoubtedly an excellent experimental field for her. She must desperately instill Fina's common sense of all kinds of deviations. I dare not imagine if Fina would continue to be in contact with this fake loli from the inside to the outside, and one day this purely mechanical girl would look strangely ...
"Speaking of which, in the past two days, I saw Avalon as if it was lively. A bunch of monsters were running around, and they also mixed with many Atlantis artificial gods. They also built an auditorium outside their village-you and them It ’s a neighbor. Do n’t you know what ’s going on?
I asked casually while watching my sister teach Fina how to make tea.
"Because we want to celebrate the birth." Fina made her memory with her finger on her chin. "They said it was very memorable, but I don't quite understand that population growth should be a natural law, and celebrating it is a waste. "
As soon as Fina's voice came to an end, a group of young girls in the living room came all over the place. Shallow-bubble sister Lin Xue and even Ji Hing, everyone looked at me and Fina gazing at this side. My face is full of gossip gods: Women are creatures in this world who are keen to listen to the gossip and there is no one, even the ordinary and steady sister can't hold it at this time. The only exceptions to the game are Sandora and Little Bubble and Pandora. Two are really not interested, and one is busy chatting with the ants they caught. I think they should be called large, medium and small. Threesome.
Weiska's bright blood was particularly noticeable in the circle of cat pupils, and the little girl whispered as she pushed forward hard: "Children? Children? Whose one? Renault and Zeratul?"
I almost slipped out and slipped under the coffee table, angrily twisting the small face of Huesca: "What a mess!"
Visca's soft face turned into a ridiculous dough in my hand, pointing to the glaring bubble next to it, ambiguous: "It's her, Zerathu and Renault are a pair ..."
A second later, Bubble and Lirina were thrown into a basket.
Fina was a little anxious about so many people talking around, she probably didn't understand why the girls in this circle were so excited, even though she was also a girl. Later, after thinking about it, she decided to answer my question first, whose child's face is so big, so that so many people in Avalon are ready to celebrate-to bring the gang of monsters who have not slipped together It's not easy to do one thing.
"It's an Atlantis child," Fina replied unhurriedly in her eyes about eating people, "I didn't remember my parents' names, but they seemed to be civilians."
"Oh--"
A frustrated response came around, and it was clear that the beauties felt disappointed: it was only an ordinary Atlantis child who was born for a long time, so that the group of monsters was purely hardworking and gathered to celebrate.
But there will always be a person with a good mind who notices the places that we have overlooked. My sister and everyone suddenly remembered something when they were busy and disappointed, and said aloud: "Wait! So it should be Atlanti The first child born since the era! "
Everyone froze for a while, finally reacting, this is really not an ordinary child.
And another word from Sandora quietly raised the atmosphere again: "It's not just the epoch, it must be the first child born since Atlantis was torn from the earth."
I glanced at Sandola who was coming to this side with a smile, and the latter smiled softly, explaining: "Maybe you didn't pay attention to those files. I also found the file by accident. : Since the Atlantis continent has been torn out and tossed into a different world, it has implemented a ban on fertility. For so many thousands of years, this is the first time that they have greeted a child. "
"Prohibit ... fertility?" Asked shallowly, "Why? How do they enforce such a strange law?"
"It's simple, because Atlantis is immortal."
Sandora replied that we quickly thought of a lot of things, so we silently agreed.
They are immortal, so they will not cause population loss at all due to their life span. The transformation of the empire has made them extremely powerful, so it is difficult for them to reduce their population due to daily accidents. In this case, these are not old The undead reformers were sent to the icy space of the other world, where they could not find a way to restart the starship, nor could they find other planets that could be landed. There was no way to add any resources to maintain the survival of the survivors. Only a large number of ancient machines that have been in disrepair and are constantly failing. Even though those ancient machines have created enough materials for them to maintain the basic operation of the city, they cannot provide them with a surplus living space, the living space is locked, and resource replenishment is possible at any time In the case of depletion, natural reproduction is prohibited.
In fact, banning natural reproduction is only an expedient measure. For Atlantis survivors who do not know when they will end their wandering career, the extremely limited starship living environment is like the Damocles hanging above them. Swords, as long as there is a complete shutdown of ancient machines that do not know when it will stop, it means that tens of thousands of people in the entire city will lose their supplies. When that happens, it will be a major disaster. : Not only will births be banned, but even the old, the weak, and the sick who are still alive will be forced to give up. In fact, just guessing, I am sure that such things may not have never happened.
When the disaster just arrived, Atlantis became a sanctuary for all man-made gods. Atlantis, who stayed near almost every "holy city," poured into cities with extremely limited space. That city was thrown into the other world, and became a starship that lost all its power in floating space, waiting for them was the consequent shortages.
This is the situation of all civilizations during the disaster: refuges that are still safe will always be crowded into refugees who far exceed their carrying capacity, and as the disaster continues, a large number of refugees will die and then there will be insufficient living space. A similar thing must have happened in Atlantis. After all, although they have been transformed like gods, they are not truly immortal Apostles of the Spirit. After all, they can still physically travel in space for a certain period of time to survive.
Suddenly thinking of these things left us all silent, Guan Linxue said more than once that our family is a heartless gang in history, but even when it was shallow, there was no heart or lungs. But these glooms didn't last long, because anyway, everything passed, and the Atlantis finally came over.
"This is indeed something to celebrate."
The sister gently stroked Xiao Pao's head and whispered, "They didn't invite us. Maybe they think that the birth of a civilian child among themselves is not worth the alarm of the" Gods ", but ..."
"Sure enough, it's more appropriate to go and see?"
Shallow heartedly spoke out everyone's voice.
This is the first time that a group of people at the same time have agreed with the idea proposed by Qian Qian. We all feel that we are not going to go through this kind of thing and we are really sorry for the prestigious name in the entire multiverse of the first family!
"Fina, when does the celebration begin?"
Seeing the shallowness, this is the time to go back to the house to freshen up and prepare to set off. I quickly turned around to understand the situation with Fina, because in management theory, I am the "great leader" in the hearts of Atlantis, but I told them I don't know much about customs and habits, and I don't know what are the taboos of the so-called birth celebration. Just now, she also taught Fina to learn the taboos in normal social affairs. Now it is equivalent to Feng Shui taking turns to us.
What if the celebration of the birth of the family has to wait for the good birthday and the day to begin, what is the awkwardness of going into the delivery room of the family and asking the child to come out and see how awkward ~ EbookFREE.me ~ this afternoon It ’s alas,
Fina thought for a while, nodded with certainty,
There should be a while, they said that they would have to wait for the birth of the child 72 hours before baptism. This is the
life cycle
prescribed by the Great God. "
"It seems to be the time it takes for the Master's master to replicate the next-generation master." Sandora explained to me in a low voice, and I nodded plainly: It seems to be another common sense of the deified empire.
Well, so to speak, it takes three days for one mother machine to copy the next generation mother machine, which is much longer than the production machine. I remember that it takes even more time to copy a production machine than to fry a plate of tomatoes. The eggs are still short (don't ask me why I linked the production time of the mass production machine to the stir-fry, isn't it the latter was eating when discussing this with Sandora)? I didn't expect the bubbles to be used Did it take three days to give birth to the little bubbles? The child's mother is really hard for you.
Suddenly, Bubble looked at this side, and muttered in a low voice, "Why do you suddenly feel a little cold?"
I:"……"
What a brutal sixth sense! You mother is so powerful! r! .