Chapter 1520: The man who can cook is the most handsome
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Zombie Apocalypse
- Xiong Mao Kuai Pao
- 3086 characters
- 2021-03-04 07:24:04
"How to do?"
"First slap the fish faint with a knife, and then cut off the fish head. Don't use too much force, just..."
"Snapped!"
Linghua fell with a knife, smashed the fish head, and the fleshy bones flew up and collapsed Qin An and Linghua.
Both of them were stunned. After ten seconds, Qin An rushed forward and grabbed the knife from Linghua's hand, and then struck Linghua's forehead with his fingers.
"Aren't you stupid? Don't I tell you to snap it too hard? The fish is broken by you. What do I use to make chopped fish head? Are you stupid?"
Linghua's eyes widened, and her head was pushed by Qin An's fingers, as if she was a little daughter-in-law who had made a mistake.
God, is Qin An crazy? How dare to poke your finger on the head of a female sword like yourself? Want to die?
"Staring? Staring at me after doing something wrong?"
Qin An pinched Linghua's face with his hands, squeezed it hard, and then shook her head by pulling the flesh on Linghua's face.
Linghua's eyes widened, her face was red, and her small mouth opened slightly. Qin An saw the pink tongue in Linghua's mouth, and was dazed to realize that her behavior seemed to be inappropriate.
Embarrassed, Qin An let go of Linghua and began to laugh while clutching his stomach.
Linghua stared at Qin An for a long time, then looked at the body on the cutting board, and finally smiled.
"You guy, why did you bother with me? I broke the fish and accompany you. There are so many such fish in our palace, and we have a big pond!"
Linghua's tone was a little weird. She actually felt that she should be angry with Qin An. After all, no one ever pinched her face or poked her forehead since she was a child.
When Linghua felt that this should be an intimate act, she couldn't get angry.
"Well, then you go and let Huan'er get a fish, I'll make other dishes first!"
Qin An turned around to light the fire while speaking, and then put oil into the pot.
The first dish he copied was potato shreds. This is his and Weng Lan’s favorite. It’s just that every time Weng Lan fries this dish, he always confuses the potato shreds, which makes Qin An admire at the same time. Eat the mashed potato shreds.
"This is a soil ball, right? We occasionally eat this kind of noodles, and use it to make the soup. The soup will become thick and delicious."
"That's because it contains a lot of starch. Before the end of the world, in my country, many women didn't like to eat this kind of food to lose weight. It was precisely because they contained starch. But after the end of the world, how many women wanted to eat a bite? I have given away precious bodies for the potatoes. Hey, I can only talk about food. Why should I be more honest with them? Sometimes it’s good to cherish them. When they are scarce, people can’t be human."
"Well in the end?"
"Well, you don't know? It seems that you have never communicated with your so-called natives on Earth."
"No......"
"Well, now I am busy with my hands and my mouth is free, so let me tell you the story of the earth. The people who once lived on this planet are very simple. All races have no supernatural powers, although there are phenomena of racial discrimination. , But casual killing is not allowed. Living in such a world, neither good nor bad, people can survive. Thirty-three years ago, the forty-nine sword arrived... ."
"Forty-nine Sword God? They have disappeared from the Sword Spirit Star for many years."
"Well, that's because your time and space and the time and space where the earth is located are not in the same time orbit. In short, the earth entered the end times because of their arrival. The mutated sword spirit gas is called the T virus by us. It makes many earths People have become undead creatures, which we call zombies. These zombies have no spirituality, and some are just endless appetites. They feed on us humans. We hide around because of fear of being eaten. So far we have not escaped from this crisis. The arrival of the various races of your sword spirit star has made our world more chaotic. Because of our different beliefs and different abilities, we cannot live in harmony. In fact, no matter you or me, we are originally pure and kind people, but because we cannot Integration and friction will always occur, followed by violence, blood, massacre, and war, and then the innocents continue to be displaced, abandon humanity in order to live, and become more terrifying monsters than those walking corpses without humanity, and then Let this world continue to be full of violence, blood, slaughter, war, such a cycle, it seems that there will never be a tomorrow."
Qin An's narration is very plain, Linghua felt depressed in her ears, she could feel Qin An's hidden emotions, and knew that he was not happy when he talked about these things.
Do you really feel good about it? Linghua was very curious, she actually knew what Qin An was thinking.
"Open your mouth!" Qin Anjian's potato shreds picked up a chopstick and sent it to Linghua's mouth.
"Huh?" Linghua was slightly stunned.
"Ah what, taste how it tastes."
"Oh." Linghua has never experienced this kind of experience, so she wants to try the food in the prescription?
Opening her small mouth, Linghua blushed. Knowing her current situation, her belly button seemed to be red.
Put a small bite of food sent by Qin An into his mouth to chew, chewing Linghua and growing her eyes, then looked at Qin An and nodded fiercely.
"Tasty?"
"Well, delicious! How can it be so delicious? Is this really a clay ball?"
"Potatoes, we people on earth call this thing a potato!"
"Well, how come there are such delicious potatoes?"
"Look here, this master personally takes care of it. How could it not taste good? Go ahead, take it out and put it on the table. When we finish all the dishes, we will ask your maids to eat together."
After seeing Qin An's words, Princess Linghua put the potato shreds in her hands, and then went to keep busy.
After a daze, Princess Linghua stuck her tongue out, turned and walked out of the kitchen, went to the living room and put the plate of potato shreds on the table.
"Ah! Miss, we are looking for you and Master Qin An, where have you been?"
The three little girls in Zeng Huan were originally standing in the corner of the living room talking about Qin An's good performance today. They saw that their princess was actually carrying a plate of dishes in order to immediately make a difference.
"Oh, I'm in the kitchen, watching Qin An cooking, Zhen Qing, you go to the harem to get some big bluebone fish... Uh, let the chef over there kill it and bring it back, remember Keep the head and make the fish head with beans!"
"Yes, princess!" Zhen Qing ran away in a hurry.
Huan'er raised his leg to go to the kitchen after hearing what Linghua said.
"Qin An is too shameful, how can the princess help him serve food? I will teach him a lesson."
"come back!"
Linghua stopped Huan'er, and then pouted: "After the Nuanxin Pavilion was moved in and reassembled, I think there was a lot of dust. You personally took the palace staff to each room to clean and tidy up. Don't come to the top floor without my instructions. Kitchen living room!"
While she was talking, Linghua walked away arrogantly and left, so she didn't want the girls to disturb her current good mood and destroy the beautiful atmosphere she had never experienced.
As soon as he walked into the kitchen, Qin An had already walked over with a dish.
"Kung Pao Chicken, this ingredient was prepared in my hometown and put it in the storage space. The chicken is definitely green and pollution-free. It tastes very good. Let me give you a taste."
Qin An picked up a muscle and put it in Linghua's mouth.
Linghua's eyes beamed again and nodded.
Slippery but not greasy, the taste is pure and strong, really delicious!
"Okay, take it out! This is all commonplace, I will give you some unique skills in a while!"
Qin An seemed to have become addicted to cooking, and went back to cook with his arms and sleeves.
Linghua ran back to the living room, and stole a few pieces of chicken on the way, and then sighed from the bottom of her heart: It's so delicious!
......
blood!
A room of about 100 square meters was filled with blood.
There is blood on the ground, on the walls, and on the ceiling!
In the center of the room, Yin Yao, the sword god, stood with hands behind her, her eyes closed, her face pale.
Suddenly, a huge fist grew from the ceiling and hit Yin Yao.
Yin Yao raised his hand to ask the sky, the duel space opened, and the huge fist was brought in by Yin Yao. After that, Yin Yao summoned six hundred clones to attack the huge fist from different angles.
In one round, the fist was cut to pieces, and immediately burst into countless blood.
Most of Yin Yao's avatars were corroded to death by blood. Her body quickly left the duel space, avoided the splash attack of corroding blood, returned to the room full of blood, and continued to stand with her hands behind her back.
In the past few days, Yin Yao has killed hundreds of these blood-explosive monsters. She is a little tired, but still can't find a way to escape.
Damn it!
Yin Yao cursed in her heart, then sighed.
This space made her very entangled, as if the attack was uninterrupted, but she couldn't keep going.
At this moment, a girl suddenly appeared, who turned out to be Qin Wenxin who hadn't grown up yet.
"mom!"
"Sister Nine?"
Yin Yao took two steps forward suddenly, then stopped.
"Fake, you are fake!"
"Yeah! Mom, I think I should fake it, I don’t know how I appeared here! When I know a lot of things in my heart. You kill me soon, or I will explode in blood after a while, and the energy will explode in blood. It spreads to the entire space, you can only avoid danger by killing me! Hurry up, mother, kill me!"
Yin Yao was slightly stunned, standing still without any movement.
The only source of her humanity is Xiao Jiumei. Looking at the girl with a vivid expression of worrying about her in front of her, Yin Yao hesitated, and had not been able to do it for a long time.
"Mom! Come on, I'm running out of time, I will explode right away. Killing me is the way out. This is the choice given to you by the Mishu tribe. If you choose to be Yan Liuxiang, you will definitely not stay with me. Qiang, if you choose to be Yin Yao...then, then you may not be able to do it! Please mother, kill me, I don't want to kill you!"
Yin Yao was a little shocked, what a spiritual dummy, she said to her heart.
Facing such a girl who seemed to really exist, Yin Yao couldn't help but hesitate.
Just when she was most helpless, the figure of a man suddenly appeared in her heart, that...it was Qin An!
Yes, it is definitely not only Xiao Jiumei who pulled her from the altar of the Sword God, but also the child's father, Qin An!
For eight years, Yin Yao has been living with Qin An without much communication, but they have met every day.
Slowly, he understood the man.
He is different from most of the male creatures on the Sword Spirit Star. He clearly already has the ability to conquer the world, but he is not thinking about the king's prince, the peace of the world, and the immortality. His ideals are a bit weak, and Some facts are that what he wants is to live well every day, and what he wants is to make his family happy.
He has so many women, Yin Yao originally thought he might not be able to take care of some of them, so she ignored them.
Yin Yao has a good relationship with every woman in Tianju. This is not because her orientation is really wrong, she just wants to understand Qin An through these women.
Yin Yao was surprised to find that every woman has a strong sense of satisfaction, and it can be said that she is physically and mentally at ease.
Qin An made a husband with his own strength and made every woman who followed him happy. This seemed nothing to be proud of, but for those women, it was undoubtedly the happiest.
Women can live and work in peace, so what do they expect?
It is not how good men are outside, because even if Qin An does nothing, he has already received a lot of recognition.
Therefore, what they expect in this situation is that Qin An can spend more time with them and have more patience to make them happy. It is actually a very difficult task for Qin An to sit down to this point while taking care of it. .
For this reason, Qin An has not had a deep contact with any woman in eight years, Tang Yu, Weng Die, the five little beauties, himself, and Tyrant’s daughter Shi Lida, Qin An’s god-sister and many others. Everyone can walk around Qin An, who feels like a warm and harmless uncle.
In fact, he can be more aggressive, as long as he takes more initiative in the process of contacting these people, more people will definitely embrace him.
But he strictly abides by his own dignity, that is, he will not add one more person to the palace. He regards his feelings for many wives as a kind of responsibility, and he will give up more beauty for this kind of responsibility, although he It is not a person who gave up a forest for a tree, but when he chose a few trees to settle in the forest, he no longer went to see other trees within the range of a few trees, but took care of the gentleness around him every day.
Slowly, a smile appeared on Yin Yao's face.
She seems to have finally found the reason why she feels that her life is quite satisfactory now, it is all because Qin An is by her side!
Qin An is as important as Jiumei, because she is willing to stop being a sword god, but to become an ordinary earth woman!
So she must go out! Must leave this space, and finally return to Qin An's side!
Even if it is still such a quiet company, I believe that if you continue to stay with Qin An for hundreds of years, you should not feel boring, right?
Seeing Qin An teasing those women with his brains is actually a kind of fun in itself.
Yin Yao felt that what she really wanted was really not much, just that gentle and honest smile, and the sentence he said every morning when he met by chance: good morning!
The mind became more tenacious, Yin Yao closed his eyes, raised his sword, and killed the nine sisters... When the illusory person died, Yin Yao could see through his heart and escaped from the enclosed space. , Entered another space world!
It's so lively here. People seem to be celebrating some of these festivals, and there is joy everywhere.
Yin Yao's blood suddenly appeared all over, and immediately alarmed the people around him, causing some panic.
Some capable supernaturalists pushed away from the crowd in order to come up, shouting the leader.
"I'm a male star, who are you?"
"Nan Lie once again, hurry up and get arrested, and go to the prison division for trial with us!"
Yin Yao narrowed her eyes slightly, looking at the two men opposite and the group of people surrounding her.
In his eyes, a cold light shot out.
After all, she is still a sword god, and in front of Qin An, she can be an ordinary, stupid, ordinary woman, which does not mean that everyone who leaves Qin An can arrogantly shout at her!
Suddenly, dozens of clones appeared next to the besiegers. They were all sword clones whose strength had reached the spiritual realm, but their physical skills had far surpassed these ordinary abilities.
Dozens of sword lights flashed across, and everyone died. Yin Yao's cold-blooded fight scared everyone. Everyone began to run for their lives, and the street immediately disrupted!
After the actor and Nan Lie died, their life-and-death battle with Xiao Beiyu ended, and Yin Yao was invisibly busying Xiao Beiyu.
Swipe!
The three figures quickly rushed from a distance, and finally surrounded Yin Yao in the form of a triangle.
They are the three elders of the Mu family, Mu Qi, Mu De, and Mu Fa. The juniors who were originally accompanying the family looked at the praise on the street, and rushed to immediately after seeing the chaos here.
Mu Qi's age is a bit older than Mu Tie, and he looks like an old man riding a crane in the world of Xianxia.
Looking at the nearby corpses and the woman standing in the middle with blood all over, Mu Qi hesitated slightly before speaking softly:
"This... you just entered this space from the outer space world? This is the territory of the Blue Sword Clan. We are the three elders of the Mu family, the Five Soul Sword Sect. The name of the old man is Mu Odd, you dare to be an adult?"
Mu Qi is very low-key and cautious, because he can see that this woman is very strong, strong enough to make his body tremble.
"Cyan Sword Clan? It turned out to be you. Go tell Mo Yu Dongchen and say that I will worship Yan Liuxiang. Seven thousand years ago, I was fate with him and rescued him under the attack of the ancestor of the god-level sword spirit. One-time fate, ask him if he still remembers the deity!"
"Yan Liuxiang? You...Are you the Sword God of Xiangying?"
The three Mucci brothers were a little confused and couldn't help taking a step back.
Yin Yao's thoughts moved slightly, the blood on her body began to fall off, her skin turned white, her height increased, and her appearance changed from Yin Yao's face to the real Yan Liuxiang in an instant. That peerless appearance shocked everyone.
Mu Qi also followed Mo Yu Dongchen for many years. He knew the appearance of Yan Liuxiang's deity. After seeing this, he immediately bent over and saluted.
"Ah...It turned out to be Lord Sword God!"