Chapter 1575: Pee

"I'm so angry!"
Zeng Huan came to Linghua and stomped her feet.
"what happened?"
Linghua was holding a collection of poems written by Qin An for her while lying on the bed to study. When she saw that her maid was gone, she breathed and asked.
"That witch, I found ten men to express my love to her. For half an hour, she didn't say a word. I can't get in! I don't think I can complete the task given to me by the bus. Miss, what do you say?"
"Call Madam!"
"Didn't you say that you can call the lady when your father-in-law is away?"
"Well, it's up to you..."
Linghua had no clue to her own hidden poems, so she didn't plan to continue talking to Zeng Huan.
"Go ask our sannyasi, he will please women the most, but I can warn you, don’t let the sannyasi try it yourself, if the witch is seen by the sannyasi or the sannyasi, be careful that I hit your In two halves! There are enough women to be married, and there is no need to add another person."
Once Linghua reminded Zeng Huan, her eyes were sharp, why is she so stupid? There is such a great person by his side who doesn't even know to ask.
So the little maid hurriedly left Linghua's room to look for Qin An, only to hear that Qin An was taking Weng Lan out for a walk, which made Linghua depressed and admired.
Xianggong is really a master at picking up girls, and there is never a shortage of women around him. No wonder the self-professional lady has to be depressed and write poetry on her own in bed instead of clinging to people. It seems that it must be right to ask the Xianggong!
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"Hey... why is it so dark here?"
Qin Dafeng was pulled into the Xiangxue Tower through the small door by Ye Yatou, then turned left and turned right and ran wildly in the dark corridor.
After running to the end, Gale found the opportunity to ask questions. I don’t know why the girl pulled him here. He could actually resist. After all, he is also a strong body supernatural power. After all, he has accepted the foundation for several months. Martial arts training.
However, he still didn't shake off the hand of the wild girl, because the wind felt that the hand of the little girl was rough, very ice, and very small.
This girl's hand touched it and his sister Qin Xiangming looked like before!
My younger sister once had such a pair of rough hands, and she would explode when she touched it.
At that time, none of their brothers and sisters were supernatural beings. The hot spots in summer were okay, but it was really sad when it was cold in winter.
Without clothes to wear, the four of them wrapped Katerina's shabby, old and thin cheongsam. Because it was too cold, they fought back and forth and tore the cheongsam.
Katerina burst into tears when she came back.
The four children hurried to comfort them, saying that they were torn apart by accident.
Catalina is an authentic American. She doesn't report good or bad news to her children like Chinese parents do. She usually says something.
So she told the four children that she was not angry with them, but herself.
That cheongsam is her best look. Tonight I had an old man go to his house for a drink. That old man is no longer able to treat women like real men, so this is what Katerina does. An excellent opportunity, at best, the old man would take advantage of her hand, and she could get back a small bowl of flour, or a small piece of meat if it wasn't done! The old man specifically requested and asked her to wear this cheongsam, because the old man in the ballroom who worked before had seen Katerina wear this dress.
Katerina felt that she could only get a small bowl of flour and a small piece of meat if she met the old man's requirements!
It’s fine to pour flour, but if you get a small piece of meat, it’s definitely a huge reward.
The children have not eaten meat at all. I don’t know what meat tastes like!
Even if it’s a small piece, it’s good to get it back and boil it for soup!
However, now that the cheongsam is broken and Catalina can't fulfill the old man's request, the meat is probably gone.
That's why Katerina was angry with herself. She thought she was useless and could not protect and take care of several children.
From then on, the children became sensible.
No matter how cold the weather is, they don’t touch Katerina’s things, because they know that Katerina must make herself look good, because only then can men be attracted to give her food, and only then will they not starve to death. !
At older ages, the children have adapted to the cold, and it is not easy to understand Cortlinna.
They began to go to nearby places to pick up waste products, and together they helped their neighbors with chores in exchange for a meager reward.
Gradually, boys' hands became stronger, and girls' hands became rougher. Qin Yana was better. Although she was the youngest, she inherited a little of Qin Qicai's abilities, and she had a pretty good physique.
Qin Xiangming didn't have any powers at all, so her hands looked rougher than Qin Yana's. Most of the time, they were dry and dry, and occasionally had frostbite or grew strange little beans.
In short, one of the most worrying things for the children at that time was Qin Xiangming's hands, because her hands were often itchy, then red and swollen, and then the pustules were bleeding, which was very pitiful.
And the wild girl who just ran back and forth holding her hand should have the same hands as her younger sister, Qin Dafeng didn't need to look at it, just feel it to know.
After stopping, Qin Dafeng reacted, and took his hand back nervously, only feeling that his hands were sweating.
"There are two wall holes here, and you can see the ballroom outside. Today my mother invited a lot of people to visit, so I'm here to invite you to watch the excitement!"
"Look at the excitement...what's the matter with you girl? I don't know you... Didn't you say that I was a thief outside? So you wanted to lie to me to watch the excitement..."
While talking, the gale looked through the hole in the wall, and was shocked afterwards. It was so lively! ...
This building used to be a cathedral, so the ceiling inside is very high and the space is also large.
But at this time it has lost the style of the church, decorated with neon and colorful, and painted very gaudy.
In the middle of the front, there is a stage with a height of more than one meter. Below the stage are a tea seat, a round table and a dance floor.
When Qin An and Weng Lan entered, a beautiful Snow Demon Girl led them to a corner. There was a small round table with a sofa, which seemed to be a little quieter.
After the two people sat down, the Snow Demon Girl brought some ice drinks.
"The two look like people on earth?"
"Yes."
Qin An answered, and the Snow Demon Girl smiled and put the two blue drinks in the tray on the small round table, and then said:
"So, do you two know what this is?"
"Snow Demon Wine, it is said that it is rich in sword spirit gas conjugates. Drinking it is good for the body and has a sweet taste. It is a famous drink even on the sword spirit star."
"Hehe, the sir is really knowledgeable, so please take your time. If you need anything, you can call me anytime. Our patriarch has welcomed many friends today. There will be something to tell you about today. We are all free."
After the Snow Demon Girl finished speaking, she left with a smile.
Weng Lan looked at the back of the Snow Demon Girl, and then at the two glasses of Snow Demon Wine on the round table. He turned to look at Qin An suspiciously, and couldn't help asking:
"Why? There is a problem with this wine? How do you feel that your expressions and conversations with her have many meanings worth exploring?"
Qin An smiled and nodded, leaning in the direction of Miss Weng Lan, and then whispered:
"You know they are aliens, right?"
"I know, you didn't tell me everything, but I think their length is not too different from that of the people on earth, at least they look much kinder than some of the drinkers here."
The reason why Weng Lan said this was because of the many strange races that now seem strange.
According to the aesthetic standards of the people on earth, some of them are completely monsters. They look like monsters, and if they are timid, they will be frightened and weakened at first sight.
It’s just that these ugly and disgusting guys are actually kind and gentle. They are earth orcs like toads and octopus creatures, and they look like hanged ghosts. Ordinary long-tongue people!
"Well, they look very strange, but they are all intelligent races with a long history on the Sword Spirit Star, and most of them are very pure."
"Well, please bring the topic back to this Snow Demon Wine, what is so special about it?"
"It’s nothing special for the Sword Spirit Stars, but for us Earthlings, it’s something...very special. The Snow Demon Girls basically don’t need to eat food. They use photosynthesis to absorb the spiritual energy of the sword as an energy supply, so they have the ability to compete Completely different internal structure, but they also need to be excreted. They will not defecate in their lifetime, because solid waste will condense in their abdomen to form sword soul fragments, sword soul stones, and even sword soul stones. These treasures in the eyes of other people, In fact, it is the solid excrement accumulated by the snow demon girls... and the wine in front of you..."
"I see! This is their liquid excrement! Urine?"
After Weng Lan finished speaking, she covered her small mouth with her hand, her eyes bent into crescents.
Qin An curled his lips and said, "Yes, why are you so happy?"
"Hey, I just think this thing is relatively rare, and it can't be said that it is urine. Snow demon use photosynthesis to absorb sword spirit gas, which means that they are like big trees, such as... apple trees! Apples need them when they mature. If they leave the body, they are regarded as body derivatives. People squeeze apples and drink them. Then this is the same principle! This thing is also a derivative of the snow monsters! So it is normal to drink!"
"...Aren't you going to drink it? I don't have this idea!"
"How can you think like this? Qin An, you are a rigid person, you don't know how to work around, just like when you pursued me at that time, you know to send soy milk buns every morning, and you know to send water at night! You didn't think I might prefer tofu Brain and fried dough sticks? And I prefer coffee after get off work at night? If you know how to work it out, I will really like you!"
Qin An secretly smiled, how expensive is coffee? At that time he couldn't afford it, and even if he didn't know how to work around, didn't he end up marrying Weng Lan into the house?
"I don't care! I want to drink, but I am lonely to drink by myself! You stay with me!"
While talking, Weng Lan picked up two wine glasses, and then delivered one of them to Qin An's hand. Her mouth was pouted, her face was clouded, and she seemed to be angry, as if she would cry if Qin An didn't drink, Qin An was already In Weng Lan's eyes, I saw the water mist.
"Well then, I'll be with you..."
Qin An surrendered and was conquered by Weng Lan's eyes.
He actually didn't think there was anything in this thing, because the reproductive system of the snow monsters was separated from the liquid excretion system. In general, they looked similar to humans, but in fact they were somewhat different in position.
Hey, drink it, Qin An can't refuse Weng Lan, as a man loves a woman as much as he can.
Qin An is not a pure and kind person, his love has nothing to do with righteousness. Even if Weng Lan is the enchanting evildoer, even if he Qin An is the faint monarch, he is willing to go to the princes to play with the fire for the sake of Pomeranian's smile.
I remember listening to the teacher telling the story of the princes of the beacon play when I was a child, Qin An would think that the king was too stupid and hateful, but now I think about it, maybe only this kind of emotion that despises the world as a single person can be called true love, right?
Qin An decided to fight! Love her, drink "urine" with her!
Before raising his hand, Qin An drank the blue liquid in the cup!
The taste is really good, and the ingredients in this liquid must have nothing to do with the urine·liquid in the traditional sense of the earth. Concepts are still at stake. People's Snow Demon is a high-level being, and there is no dirt in the body. How can it be like a human being on earth?
Qin An wondered, turning on the super hearing to monitor the situation nearby, and then inadvertently collided with beautiful eyes that were the size of a ping-pong ball.
"You really drank... Brother, this is pee..."
Damn it! be cheated! Qin An's face was full of bitterness.
Weng Lan really cried and laughed.
"Haha, you really are Qin An, dumb, haha, really cheated! I wouldn't drink this kind of thing anyway, I didn't expect you to drink it, hahaha! Please don't be right when you speak today When I think about it, I feel terrible, oh my god, it's dysfunctional, my stomach hurts when I laugh!"
Seeing Weng Lan's sad look while holding his stomach and smiling, Qin An felt amused after being depressed for a while.
Why didn't I find that Weng Lan still has such a weird side?
She gave him the feeling of calm and introverted, gentle and quiet temperament.
Yes, they didn't have much communication in the first year they met. Weng Lan suddenly proposed to get married.
After they entered the married life, they were always polite. Over time, they gradually became deeply in love, but the love was not warm.
Maybe Weng Lan chose to marry him not because of him? Does she just want a stable home? After a brief contact with herself, she felt that she was a man who could meet her conditions, so she married.
If so, Weng Lan may not love herself very much.
Thinking of this Qin An's mood became a little uncomfortable, but he adjusted his mood quickly.
It doesn’t matter anymore. Weng Lan is now by his side anyway. As he said, they have a lifetime. He can study this woman carefully and seriously, and then let her poison him. Apart from deep love, he must be full of love. Passion!
Suddenly, Qin An turned into a scourge. He grabbed Weng Lan's hands and encircled Weng Lan with his chest. He pressed her chest under his body, and his mouth pressed against Weng Lan's mouth less than a centimeter. , Looked at Weng Lan with straight eyes.
Weng Lan couldn't laugh this time. After a few seconds, her body began to tremble slightly.
"Hey, Qin An! What are you doing?"
"Don't do it, let you smell the smell in my mouth, isn't it bad?"
Weng Lan's nose was inadvertently teased.
She had felt the smell of Qin An, not only did she not hate it, but she also liked it.
Now that they are so close, Weng Lan can feel the masculine breath more clearly.
Oh my God, she...why her heart beats so fast, it's like a girl who is pregnant with a long-awaited lover.
She obviously didn't feel that much in her heart, why did her body react like this?
Weng Lan suddenly realized that she seemed to have a kind of expectation, expecting Qin An's lips less than one centimeter away from her to finally fall.
How did that happen?
Weng Lan didn't understand, and didn't understand.
The atmosphere of the two people became extremely ambiguous, like dry wood and raging fire, as long as the man moved forward one centimeter, the iron tree could bloom.
Never thought that at the most critical moment, Qin An actually smiled back and said, "Look at how scared you are, don't worry, I won't mess around!"
what?
My old mother wants to breastfeed. You said this to me after covering it up?
Weng Lan suddenly remembered the classic story before, and felt that Qin An was a man inferior to a beast!
Humph! What's wrong with a kiss? Qin An's thin lips are very sexy, and they look delicious.
Weng Lan sighed secretly in her heart, with a little regret, but then she was full of joy again.
She can be sure that she likes Qin An, perhaps in the part of her memory that she has forgotten, she and Qin An once loved vigorously!
This makes Weng Lan a little at ease, because if this is the case, then some of her speculations should be true.
The triplets and Qin Sanchuan...maybe...could it be that...is it really possible that they are her children?
Did she actually have four children with Qin An, four twins? Is he so capable of giving birth?
It's unimaginable!
Weng Lan couldn't believe this kind of thing, but she couldn't deny her guess.
As the so-called mother and child are connected, how the four children feel when facing her, how could such a smart Weng Lan be unaware.
Why doesn't Qin An tell him everything directly? What is he worrying about?
Thinking of so many women around Qin An, Weng Lan's mood became a little worse.
Should I go to ask Juliet and Ives?
They have always been arranged to live in Noxus City, and Weng Lan rarely meets with them after arriving at Qin An.
Forget it, Qin An doesn't look like a fool either. Since he doesn't say anything, let's develop according to the process he wants.
In fact, Weng Lan also enjoys it now,
How wonderful, Qin An seems to be pursuing her. They almost have time to get along with each other independently every day, and others will not bother them.
A strange world, a brand new self, a man who guards her.
This recognition made Weng Lan thankful, at least she shouldn't worry about forgetting the painful experience in her memory!
At this moment, the music in the ballroom stopped, and then a fascinating snow demon girl walked out of the stage...