Chapter 11:
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A President’s Out-of-Body Experience
- Mu San Guan
- 1325 characters
- 2021-01-31 11:32:39
Suffered by the indifference of Zhixuan, the toughness once again fell into depression and sorrow.
Gu Xiaoshan’s sofa is very soft, and the toughness lies in it, as if it has fallen into a deep whirlpool. He actually began to miss the temperature in his dream, Gu Xiaoshan. It is a dream, why can it sense the temperature?
Thinking about all this, the toughness was distressed, and then unexpectedly - fell asleep.
Gu Xiaoshan turned upside down day and night, and when he returned to the apartment, he saw that the tough son was lying on his own custom-made handmade sofa and screaming without any image. TV has a movie channel, and today's theme is Wong Kar Wai's film selection. Gu Xiaoshan sighed helplessly: "Look at this, no wonder you can fall asleep."
Gu Xiaoshan shook the blanket on the other sofa, covered with the tough body, and then put the foot of the toe fork back into the cover of the blanket. It is a pity that the tortoise feels hot and it stretches out its feet. What is more excessive is that it is on the nose of Gu Xiaoshan. Gu Xiaoshan was not guarded, he was squatted, licking his nose, thinking that it was pure natural, otherwise the strength had to go to the ear. He groaned and thought, "This guy is really "snapping his nose"!"
Gu Xiaoshan thought of himself as hard as he came back, kindly gave him a blanket and was kicked, which was a lot of "shame and shame"! Gu Gushan, but he did not fight, he is not, just had to pull the box back to the bedroom. But he went halfway and looked back, seeing the leg of the toughness still swaying outside the blanket. Gu Xiaoshan thought, "I am an obsessive-compulsive disorder," or go back and put the legs of the toughness into the blanket, or decide to take it carefully and wrap the toughness tightly.
In the evening, Gu Xiaoshan secretly added parsley in the soup of the toast. Coriander is placed in a small filter bag. After cooking, it will be lost with the filter bag. Therefore, the look of the soup can not find the traces of the coriander. It is called the toughness and it is not covered with green. Get rid of it.
The toughness is not guarded, one is that Gu Xiaoshan is more secretive, and the other is that the toughness is absent-minded.
The reason for his absent-mindedness is also very clear. It is really strange that the spring dream object is eating with him. He is now afraid to see Gu Xiaoshan. His attitude of "heart guilty" is also full of ignorance, and Gu Xiaoshan is very suspicious: "What are you doing wrong?"
Hey, what is the "again"?
- The tough guy said with dissatisfaction: "I have to do something wrong?"
Gu Xiaoshan has some sighs: "But this is not my business. You have a good brother to give you the bottom, and you don't need me."
The toughness and stagnation have been separated for many years, and it has only been recognized in recent years. Before that, Gu Xiaoshan had always played the role of "brother" in the life of the tough son - although Gu Xiaoshan often hangs him, it is not a "brother and brother".
The toughness stirred the fish soup with a porcelain spoon, and looked at the circle of milky white cockroaches, and began to sleep. Gu Xiaoshan looked at the tortoise's eyelids and began to fight again. It was also funny: "I really took you, sleep for a day, but still sleepy." The toughness felt that he was despised, and quickly explained: "It is easy to sleep after sleeping too much." Haven't heard of it, sleep more sleepy!" Gu Xiaoshan said: "You sleep less sleepy, sleep more sleepy; sleep more sleepy, sleep more sleepy. I see you are not awake The toughness is speechless.
However, under the ridicule of Gu Xiaoshan, the toughness gradually recovered the rhythm of their normality, and it was not so unnatural.
After the meal, Gu Xiaoshan packed up the tableware, threw it into the sink, and waited for the hourly work that would happen tomorrow to complete the remaining errands. Gu Xiaoshan washed his hands and took out the gift that he had intended to hide for a long time—probably because he noticed that the toughness was low. Gu Xiaoshan thought: "Isn't it just for a Yang Hanhan? As for it? In fact, he can forget even Yang Hao's surname in two months."
Gu Xiaoshan's tone is brisk: "I still think about Yang Hanhan?" A tough piece: "What's the matter?" Gu Xiaoshan is also speechless: it doesn't seem to take two months...
Gu Xiaoshan took out a velvet gift box and threw it on the knee of the tough: "Hand letter!"
It is not too surprising that the toughness is used to Gu Xiaoshan's irregular gifts, but he is always happy as long as there is a gift. The toughness also forgot the depression, opened the gift happily, opened the hand letter, and saw that it was a golden thing, like a bowl, but not very similar: "What is this?" Gu Xiaoshan said with a smile: "This is You!" The toughness frowned. "I am a bowl?" Gu Xiaoshan replied: "Are you not the "Golden Jubilee" of the Yu family?" The toughness was shocked: "Ah? The original "Jinluo" is so long. ?"
Gu Xiaoshan nodded: "In fact, I also saw the real thing of Jin Luolu for the first time. It happened to be seen in an exhibition. When I saw it, I remembered you. If I saw it, it was not very expensive. I brought it back. You can also use it. Come and drink." The tortoise is very strange to this legendary "Golden Jurassic", like a child who gets a new toy, and keeps it in his hands - so he is ruined. The edge of the Golden Jubilee has an extremely delicate openwork pattern, the gold is soft, and the toughness is smashed indiscriminately, and the edge is bent. A tough piece: "Bent..."
∵金叵罗弯了
Also ∵我=金叵罗
Hey, I am bent.
Is this a sign?
The toughness is caught in the ideological struggle of materialism and idealism.
Gu Xiaoshan originally watched TV. Seeing that the toughness was stupid, he noticed that the edge of the Golden Jubilee was broken, and he was inexplicably sighed. Gu Xiaoshan had to comfort him: "It's okay, this thing is not expensive. In fact, I can come back and play one." The toe raised his head and asked, "How much is this?" Gu Xiaoshan said: "It’s about the same as wearing a broken watch. The toughness looked down at Ditong, wearing a hand, and was shocked: "Scratch, this broken bowl is 1 million? The skin is still so crisp!" Gu Xiaoshan said disdainly: "You see your broken watch, ugly." I was too unsightly to dare to sell 1 million. This Jin Luo is a work of art, I still think it is cheaper to buy."
The toughness is all kinds of dissatisfaction. If you are proud of the "Rainbow Daytona" that you have stopped production, you will search for "Rainbow Daytona" on the Internet. I miss those high-end evaluations for Gu Xiaoshan and let him open his eyes. If you don't want to enter the "Rainbow" as soon as you get to the toughness, you will come out with "Rainbow Flag" and then you will see "Gay". The toughness is once again immersed in philosophical contemplation: "My watch is actually gay...?" Not only that, the newly-adjusted Golden Jubilee, and his brother are also bent, his buddies are also bent, and he dreams of dreaming himself. Bent... It seems that God wants to tell him what...
Is it, I am, a fate, according to?
Of course, after a moment of thinking, the toughness fell asleep again.
Gu Xiaoshan suspects that the toughness is really a problem in his head. But when he thought about it carefully, he might have problems with his head and always condone him.
This is a sin.