Chapter 1: When you wake up, flowers grow! [Easter egg micro H]

"It's hot! It's hot!" Xia Chuan opened the door lock with his key, and opened the door of the dormitory with one kick. He took off his jersey and went under the air conditioner to blow the air.
"Going to play again?" Jiang Xuehang, who was sitting at the desk, helped the glasses on the bridge of his nose, staring at the two men who had just entered the door.
Su Ming, also wearing a jersey, pulled out the key inserted in the keyhole and put it on Xiachuan's desktop: "Don't find it next time."
"Thank you Mingming brother ~" Xia Chuan smiled at Su Ming while wincing at the cold wind. When he felt cool, he went to harass Jiang Xuehang again: "How come Jiang Xueba didn't study in the library today?"
Xia Chuan was naked, sweating on his face, and limping toward Jiang Xuehang's body. Jiang Xuehang did not abandon it, and explained with a temper of temper: "Nothing is going on today, I will read a book in my bedroom."
"Xian Shu? My last book should be Grimm's Fairy Tale." Xia Chuan snatched the book from Jiang Xuehang. "" Giovanni's Room "? I haven't heard of it!" He flipped through a few pages, I didn't see any interesting content, but glimpsed Su Ming preparing to change clothes. He threw the book away quickly, picked up the shampoo and shower gel, and rushed into the bathroom: "I'm one step ahead!"
Xia Chuan boiled the water to the fullest, humming "Hip Hop" and rubbed his body up and down cleanly. Wipe off the water with a towel, and he was ready to shake JJ out of the bath. As he was about to open the latch on the door, the "that thing" that had just happened suddenly came to mind. He shook his spirits sharply and stomped away the goosebumps all over his body.
In the end, the door only opened a seam, and Xia Chuan hid in it to probe his brain.
Very good. Su Ming, the suspicious character, is wearing headphones to play games, and hasn't seen it at all.
Natsukawa lowered his voice and called Jiang Xuehang, who was closest to the bathroom, and let him bring a clean T-shirt and shorts.
"Don't you usually come out without clothes?" Jiang Xuehang stared at Xiachuan hiding behind the door strangely.
"When people are also shy ~" Xia Chuan took the clothes pretending to be sloppy, put them on her body three or two, and strode out of the bathroom.
Soon it was time to turn off the lights, and the bedroom seemed dark. Xia Chuan leaned on the pillow and used his notebook to browse the hot posts of Hufu's pedestrian street.
"Gao ○ ○ and Zhen Jingwen confessed to you at the same time, who would I choose? Hey hey, it's so difficult to choose. Both must work!"
"What should girlfriends do if they have to read a blog? Fuck! Why do girls read those books and get married and have children while they are young."
"What's your score for my sister? Let me see, it's pretty good. Old rules, give 艹 10, don't give 艹 0 hahaha."
Obviously it was some Nikkei posts, and Xia Chuan was still enjoying it.
"D actress hot dance screenshot! This is good, this is good!" Xia Chuan quickly opened a post and appreciate it. Before he finishes reading, he feels in the lower body.
Since "that thing", he felt shocked when he met Xiao Xiachuan, and it has been a long time since he came. Well today--
He leaned out and looked around, Jiang Xuehang, the obedient man, had put down his book and went to sleep. Su Ming still didn't know what he was doing, and the other bed was empty as usual. It's certainly not going to be discovered now.
So Natsukawa drew on the bed curtain, put on the headphones, skillfully opened the penultimate new folder of the E disk, and browsed her collection. He downloaded a lot of good movies last time, many of which have not been seen yet!
After selecting one, Xia Chuan quickly pulled over the title and directly airborne to the picture of the hotel room. I saw two men entering the room and sitting on the bed.
Still 3P! stimulate! Xiachuan almost made a noise, and his right hand was already in his underwear.
As he stroked the semi-hard Natsukawa, the story on the screen went in an unexpected direction.
No beautiful actress with and long legs came into the room, but the two men comforted each other.
What is this? Appetite! Xia Chuan thought that this was a unique foreplay, pulling the progress bar rather unhappyly, and wanted to fast forward to the part where the actress appeared.
Unexpectedly, the picture of the man being inserted by another man was shockingly presented to him.
Xia Chuan opened his eyes wide and stared blankly at the screen. At the same time, the moaning sound echoed through the earphones in the form of a 3D surround stereo. Although it was loud and waves, the rough sound quality obviously belonged to the man!
Xiao Xiachuan was instantly softened.
Xia Chuan also turned off the video at a speed that could not cover up.
Excuse me, Xiachuan's psychological shadow area?
He tossed and turned in bed, so sick that he couldn't sleep. Thinking over and over again, Xia Chuan decided to implement retaliation-write a post abusing homosexuality and rotten girls.
He exhausted his Chinese ink and wrote almost all the idioms he had learned throughout his life. He coded 5 or 6 thousand words in a lavish manner, spreading AIDS with disgusting homosexuality, and the perverted rot is a social cancer! "", This literary post hangs on the horizon.
Natsukawa finally felt a sigh of anger.
Then he quickly logged out of the End of the World account and decided to never log in to this ID. He is not ignorant of how abusive and sarcastic posts are discriminating against.
Even so, he was unwaveringly homophobic!
"Homophobia is the deep cabinet." The familiar voice appeared in the ear, startling Xia Chuan. This sentence was often used by his sister Xia Xi to brainwash him.
Looking back, it's not Xia Xi.
But it's not true to say that it's not at all.
The person in front of him had Xia Xi's face, but showed a loving and peaceful expression like the Greek goddess. She had brilliant blond hair on the ground, and she wore a crown made of laurel branches. Behind her, a pair of huge snow-white wings waved up and down, bringing a breeze, and the ivory robe flew up and down. The warm holy light sprinkled on the ground, making Xiachuan dizzy.
"Straight male cancer is of advanced stage 2. Cancer cells have spread to all organs of the body with the blood, accompanied by complications such as discrimination against women and severe narcissism. At the same time, they suffer from homophobia and the symptoms of anorexia are very obvious. What do you say, How about treating you? "The goddess, who resembled Xia Xi, asked Xiachuan gently.
"Treatment? What is the cure? I don't want it!" Natsukawa turned and tried to escape, but her whole body was frozen and she couldn't move.
The goddess Xia Xi gently pointed at him, and a beam of light came out of her fingertips, sinking into Xiachuan's lower body.
Specifically, it is the perineum.
A itch spread from the perineum, like thousands of ants biting at the skin at the same time, uncomfortably burning heart and lungs. Xia Chuan was sweating for a moment, and couldn't reach his hand when he wanted to scratch, but couldn't open his mouth to ask for mercy.
"Will you cut the previous thing by the way?" The goddess Xia Xi thoughtfully.
"This is not necessary." The same man wearing a laurel crown and wearing a white robe landed on the ground with wings, looking exactly like Su Ming.
He smiled and looked at Xia Chuan: "Just let him remember‘ homophobia is a deep cabinet 'is enough.

As soon as the words fell, Xia Chuan felt that he was finally able to move. He immediately reached out and touched his perineum, but found that there was a weak organ that definitely did not belong to a man!
"what------"
A scream of fear rang through the bedroom, and Xia Chuan awoke at the same time.
"It's a dream." Natsukawa's chest was undulating up and down, and her forehead was covered with cold sweat. He looked at the ceiling of the dormitory and breathed a sigh of relief.
"Have a nightmare?" Su Ming's soft voice came from the bed next door.
When Xia Chuan heard this voice, he almost thought he was still in a dream, and he wanted to shut him up in a hurry: "It's all right, all right! You keep sleeping!"
The opposite Jiang Xuehang also sat up stupidly: "Is that okay?"
"No! I just want to go to the toilet ha ha ha ..." Xia Chuan went down the bed with some worries and went to the toilet.
After pressing the flush button, Natsukawa wanted to put on his pants.
but--
Although knowing that it is completely unnecessary worry-
Still a little bit uneasy--
Xia Chuan opened his underwear and touched the perineum.
"Bang!" There was a falling sound in the toilet.
Xia Chuan paralyzed sitting on the tile, stroking the organ that grew out of it in disbelief.
The soft and delicate flower hole received stimulation, contracted a few times, and even dripped a few drops of liquid. Natsukawa couldn't bear to clamp his leg.
How could that be the case-he had lost the strength of his yelling and could only stare blankly at the ground.
Isn't it a dream?
impossible……
The door of the toilet was knocked from the outside, and Su Ming's worried voice came: "Xiachuan, what's the matter with you? Is your body uncomfortable? Do I need to come in?"
"No need! No need! I'll be out soon!" Xia Chuan dealt nervously with Su Ming outside the door, but his brain uncontrollably recalled an old tooth paste post:
What if I become a girl one day?
-Let the brothers refresh!
Absolutely! Correct! Do not! Row! !! !! Natsukawa gritted his teeth and put on his pants, and decided to defend his chastity by vowing to death.
Easter eggs
In the midsummer of city C, the transpirational summer heat is suffocating.
Although it is cool to play in the hot summer, it is unavoidable to be heated into a dog. Sweat soaked the entire jersey, and there was wet heat on his head. After returning to the unoccupied bedroom with Su Ming, Xia Chuan grabbed the bathroom and picked up the shower head for a while.
"It smells so good ~" Natsukawa walked out of the bathroom naked, naked. He didn't do this one or two times. The old man was in the bedroom, and even the old man was in the opposite room.
"Scented? I'll check it." Su Ming rushed over, sniffing in Xiachuan's shoulder socket, and fluffed her head against Xiachuan.
"Itchy and itchy !! Hahahaha!" Xia Chuan was most afraid of itching and pushed Su Ming away with a wild smile.
Su Ming obediently let go, but her right hand caught Xiao Xiachuan.
"Oh!" Natsukawa couldn't help screaming as the most sensitive big baby in his whole body was held in his hand. I do n’t know if it ’s been too long since he vented, Xiao Xiachuan hardened a while later.
Su Ming slowly gathered his five fingers, wrapped the meat stick, and gently moved up and down.
"Well--what are you doing!" Xia Chuan retreated backwards quite uncomfortably.
Su Ming pressed hard, and finally pressed Xiachuan against the wall. His left hand crossed the top of the opponent's head, and he couldn't escape from it. The right hand continued the previous movement and began to rub the crown of the meat stick. When he spoke, the enthusiasm was sent to Xia Chuan's ear: "Help you get off the plane. You have done this with your brother before."
Xia Chuan wanted to say no, he watched the A movie with his classmates at most, but Su Ming's dexterous fingers made him speechless.
Satisfactorily admiring the reaction of the other person's flushed face and half-closed eyes, Su Ming flexed his index finger, and slowly rubbed the edge of the nail across the urethra.
"Uh-" Xia Chuan had never experienced such a superb skill, and his back was bowed with too intense stimulation.
Su Ming saw the opportunity and soothed the sac, the stem, and the crown. At the end of the excavation of the urethra, Xia Chuan successfully disarmed and surrendered. The shot him.
"I rely," Natsukawa breathed in the air, and the ghost knew that he was choking just now. "You are too great, wouldn't you be single for 20 years?"
Su Ming did not speak, and stared down at the white cloudy liquid on his hand. After a while, he went straight into the bathroom like no one else.
Xia Chuan stood in wonder, thinking of Su Ming's eyes, and could not help but goosebumps.
Brothers ... Will they really help each other?
No way?
Could this guy be GAY!
Xia Chuan was startled by his own thoughts, and looked back at the rushing bathroom.
How could Su Ming die?
correct! If it was a guy, it would be messy just now!
He didn't even meet himself just now!
Uh uh! Su Ming is just overzealous! That's it!
Xia Chuan held his arms and nodded with satisfaction at his conclusion, completely forgetting that he was not wearing clothes.