Chapter 649 - That's Illogical

Chapter 649: That’s Illogical
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I’m not dreaming, right? These are tigers, man!


Dmn, quick, take a picture. This is terrifying.


What’s with these five tigers? Why are they lying down? They’re not even moving!


Isn’t this the tiger king of our zoo? Why did it become so calm?

The tourists were talking among themselves and they didn’t know what to say. This was totally unexpected.
The zoo-keepers were also dumbfounded. They’ve been working there for many years but they’ve never seen such an occurrence before.
Although these tigers were raised in captivity, they knew that these tigers were ruthless and they’ve never dared to go close to them.
Zhu Shou Jun collapsed to the ground after seeing that the tigers were defeated. He started sobbing uncontrollably. He felt as if he had been saved from the God of Death. He swore to never be a Scrooge anymore.
He almost lost his life for such a small amount of money. It was pathetic.
Lin Fan clapped with satisfaction. One of the tigers didn’t know how to behave itself. He actually saved his life and he still acted wildly. However, his behavior had improved.
clap
Then, there was a thunderous applause. The tourists on the platform looked at Lin Fan in awe. They felt that it was literally law-defying.
Wu You Lan heaved a sigh of relief. At the same time, she looked at Lin Fan in awe too. That was the Brother Lin of her dreams. He was awesome.

You Lan, do you want to come down? I’ll let you ride the tigers.
Initially, Lin Fan wanted to return to the platform. However, since he was already at the tiger’s den, he felt that You Lan should experience tiger riding as it was a once in a lifetime experience.

Huh?
Wu You Lan was stunned. She was frightened.
Brother Lin, I’m scared.

Lin Fan smiled,
Don’t be afraid, I’m here. What can possibly happen to you? Come, jump down. I’ll catch you.

Wu You Lan looked down and realized the platform was really high.
However, she trusted Lin Fan a lot. Then, she said without hesitation,
You have to catch me!

Then, she jumped down.
Lin Fan stretched out his hand and caught Wu You Lan. Then, he smiled,
How was it? That was exciting, right?

Wu You Lan nodded. However, she felt that Brother Lin’s hands were at places that he shouldn’t be touching. She blushed and nodded,
Yeah.

Lin Fan smiled but he realized that his hands were in the wrong positions. He immediately placed Wu You Lan down and said,
Sorry, I didn’t do that on purpose.

Wu You Lan’s face turned even redder as Lin Fan said it so directly.
Brother Lin, how can you say that?

He took advantage of her and still pretended he didn’t do it. That was infuriating.
The visitors on the platform were stunned again.

Dmn, she just jumped down like that?


That was horrifying.


Those are tigers! They’re inhumane beasts. If they were to turn around and bite them, they’d be doomed.

The zookeepers were speechless. What else could they have said? Another tourist jumped down and they didn’t manage to stop her. If something were t happen, they’d face unimaginable consequences.
Zhu Shou Jun had already been saved. However, he stuck himself to the wall as he looked at the five tigers. He didn’t dare to move as he was afraid that the tigers would strike at him when they realized that he was moving.
Lin Fan held Wu You Lan’s smooth and slender hand,
Let’s try riding the tigers. You’ve never felt it before, right?

Wu You Lan looked at the five tigers in fear.
Brother Lin, are we really going to ride the tigers? Will something go wrong?

Lin Fan chuckled,
Don’t worry, I’m here. What could happen? Since we’re already at the zoo, let’s try riding the tigers. If not, we’d be wasting our entrance fees. Don’t you think so?

Wu You Lan was stunned by Lin Fan. She didn’t even know how to answer his question. The thought of riding tigers in the zoo was terrifying.

Do you not trust me?
Lin Fan smiled and asked.
Wu You Lan shook her head immediately,
No, no, why wouldn’t I trust you?


That’s good,
Lin Fan chuckled. Then, he pointed at a tiger,
It’s you then. Come here now.

One of the tigers looked at Lin Fan who just called it. Its head moved in fear. Then, it looked around and realized that Lin Fan was calling it.

Yeah, you. Stop turning your head and come here now,
Lin Fan said.
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The tiger that got called upon whimpered in fear.
However, the others felt that the tiger was going to go crazy.
Wu You Lan was dumbfounded when she saw the tiger moving towards them. She leaned towards Lin Fan in fear. It was normal for a girl like her to be afraid of these things.

Don’t be afraid. I’ve reprimanded these tigers. They’re as obedient as kittens now,
Lin Fan consoled her and Wu You Lan nodded. When the tiger came before them, she bent down slightly.

Go, have a seat. Let’s get the tiger to bring us around in here,
Lin Fan said.

That… if I didn’t see this with my own eyes, I’d never have believed this is possible.


I’m totally in awe this time.

…
Wu You Lan was nervous about riding a tiger for the first time. However, when Lin Fan climbed onto the tiger behind her, she wasn’t nervous anymore.

Hold onto its fur,
Lin Fan said.
Wu You Lan nodded and her curiosity soon overcame her fear. She was filled with surprise,
Brother Lin, tigers really don’t bite people at all.

Lin Fan chuckled,
It’s not that they don’t bite. It just doesn’t dare to bite.


Why?


You’re asking why? That’s obviously because I’m here. Even if I gave him twenty tiger guts, he wouldn’t dare to bite us.
Then, Lin Fan hugged Wu You Lan’s waist and said,
Little Tiger, let’s go one round around this place.

The tiger whimpered and started to move after hearing Lin Fan’s command.
Wu You Lan was ecstatic and her face turned red. It was her first time experiencing it.
It was an unforgettable experience for her as she would never forget riding a tiger with Lin Fan.
The tourists on the platform were dumbfounded. They didn’t expect them to really ride the tiger. The tiger was really obedient and didn’t cause any trouble.
You’re the king of all beasts and you’re being ridden on by humans. That’s utter disrespect.
Then, the zoo workers came over with the anesthetic gun,
Move aside, move aside…

However, when they managed to squeeze through the crowd, they were stunned by what they saw.

What’s happening?

Didn’t they say that a tiger bit someone? Where’s the person that got ‘bitten’?
Why were they looking at two people riding a tiger? The tiger looked like it was being commanded. That’s not logical at all.