Chapter 1: Let me tell you, Jian Niang is super good

　　 On the last day of 2018, Xiao Yuhang was waiting for the bus on the platform of Xinjiekou, the most prosperous commercial center in Nanshi.
　　 Like most young people nowadays, he also has mobile games on his phone. It's just that other young people like to play the king of pesticides, eating chicken, or crossing the line of fire, etc., but there are only two ship girls games on his mobile phone.
　　 Battleship Girl R, and a certain route
Xiao Yuhang watched the various blessings and wishes in the WeChat group and the penguin group on the mobile phone, and the various blessings and wishes because there was no desired ship in the New Year event on a certain route. He couldn't help but treat these Africans in his heart Expressed his contempt: "Hehe, isn't it good for a group of Africans to stay in Africa well? Why do you always think about smuggling? Do you really think you can leave the vast African savannah? You laughed at me!"
　　 Watching a bus of No. 100 in the distance gradually entered the platform, Xiao Yuhang clicked on Alipay on his mobile phone. He called up the card reader to scan the boarding code interface, and then boarded the bus to go home and reunite with his family.
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　　 "The next stop is Zhujiang Road. Passengers who arrive at the station are requested to prepare to get off in advance." The announcement on the bus sounded.
　　 Xiao Yuhang looked up and found that an old man with white hair was struggling to come up from the front door, and all the passengers around him did not see him. They were playing mobile phones and listening to music. Even when someone saw it, they quickly picked up the phone, pretending to be busy.
　　‘Oh, the world is getting worse. If it weren't for the bad guys who got old to make everyone panic, how could the social atmosphere come to this! He sighed inwardly, and then got up to give up his seat to the old man.
　　 "Young man, forget it, someone will definitely give up his seat in the back." The uncle driver saw Xiao Yuhang's movements and reminded him kindly.
　　 Xiao Yuhang got up and walked to the old man to support him, and then said to him: "Master, take my seat! I will get out of the car in a while."
　　 "Thank you, boy." The old man thanked Xiao Yuhang politely, and then sat in his original seat.
　　 "Look! Meteor!"
　　 Suddenly an excited shout came from the carriage.
　　 Hearing these words, a car of people hurriedly squeezed to the window and looked up to the sky.
　　 "Where is it?"
　　 "Ouch! You stepped on my foot!"
　　 "Which guy touches my ass!"
　　 "Hurry up and make a wish! It won't work if you are late!"
　　 "Yes, my wife! You are still smart! Let's make a wish!"
　　 All of a sudden, there was chaos in the carriage.
　　 Several couples head to head, closed their eyes hand in hand, and began to make a wish.
　　 Seeing such a show of affection, Xiao Yuhang said that the dog food on this face is really disgusting enough. He whispered in a low tone, "Cut! How can a woman in the third dimension be better in the second dimension? The third dimension can only marry one wife, and the second dimension can marry countless! And each is better than you! Humph!"
　　 "Huh? Boy paper, what did you say? My ears are a little back, what did you just say? What wife? What second dimension?" The white-haired old man who had been helped by Xiao Yuhang to the seat asked him.
　　 "Ah! It's nothing, sir, it's nothing. I just talked to myself and talked to myself." Xiao Yuhang was startled, knowing that his mutter was heard by the old man, and quickly said to him embarrassingly.
　　 The old man also knew that he didn't tell the truth, and didn't continue to ask, but replied: "Boy, so many people make a wish to the meteor, why don't you go?"
"It won't come true anyway, it's just a psychological comfort at best. Instead of wishing for those illusory things, I might as well make a wish for my wives to come to reality!" Xiao Yuhang looked at those with contempt. The pretending group of wishing people said to the old man.
　　 "Oh? Boy, how do you know that these people's wishes will not come true?" the old man asked with interest.
"Master, isn't it obvious! If you really want to make a wish come true, wouldn't this world be messed up?" Xiao Yuhang looked at the old man strangely, thinking that he shouldn't be an old man who believes in feudal superstition. ? After all, there are a lot of news on the news now, there are all kinds of old men and women with feudal superstitions, shouldn't I meet such one?
　　 Thinking of this, he retreated a little later. After all, who knows if feudal superstition will be contagious, what if he is contagious too?
　　 When the old man saw Xiao Yuhang's movements, he knew what he had misunderstood. He didn't expose him, just looked up at the sky, and then asked him: "Boy paper, I think I and you are very fate, let's make a hypothesis? If you want a boy paper If the wish is fulfilled, then what would you choose?"
　　 "Huh? Master, are you playing games with me?" Xiao Yuhang asked in surprise.
　　 "If you think this is a game, it's not impossible to read www.uukanshu.com." The old man smiled mysteriously at him.
　　 Xiao Yuhang felt that the old man was lonely and bored, and he had nothing to do when he was idle. So he took out his mobile phone from his pocket, then turned on the lock screen and pointed to the two ship girl games above and said to the old man: "Master, if I have a wish, there must be it! Of course I am Wish my wife in these two games can appear in reality!"
Then, without waiting for the old man to speak, Xiao Yuhang started chattering to him: "Let me tell you, the ship mother is super good! If all the ship mothers appear in reality, our country’s 30 million bachelor problem is nothing at all. Come to think about it, how good the ship’s mother is! First of all, she has a super-high face value, and this point kills all three-dimensional humans. Secondly, how good is the character of the ship’s mother? As long as the contract is signed with the admiral, what kind of affair? , It doesn’t exist! They will only end up with their own admiral, even if it’s the American ship maiden with bold style in the game setting! Also, master, let me tell you, you know the perfect wife list Madam? That really means going to the hall, going to the kitchen, fighting the mistress, and fighting the gangsters..." (100,000 words are omitted below)
　　 "So, in other words, your wish is that in these two games, your ship ladies can appear in reality, right?" The old man waited for Xiao Yuhang to finish, and asked him with a smile.
"Of course! When I think of my wives being able to appear in reality, I must go and expose the faces of my friends! Even the European bigwigs in the group can only use paper people to expose me. Me. But the real person! It's hot!" Xiao Yuhang didn't know what he thought of, he laughed.
　　 "Then if Jian Niang appeared in reality, would you always love them as you do today?" the old man asked again.