Chapter 13: From group friends to dog licking
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Admiral, Hello
- Space Monitor Silver Moon
- 1208 characters
- 2021-01-31 02:30:11
Xiao Yuhang turned off the stove, then picked up the phone and opened the WeChat video recording on it.
Tirbitz looked curiously at her admiral holding a mobile phone to her, she subconsciously put a few poses and asked: "Admiral, are you taking pictures of me?"
"Oh, what are you doing looking back at me? Go, face to the computer. You have said that you will not show your face. Didn't you hear it?" Xiao Yuhang had to delete the video just now, and then picked up the phone and pointed it again. Erbitz.
"Beijing, you open the group, keep this posture and let me finish the shot." He said to Tirbitz with his mobile phone.
"Well, admiral." Tirbitz nodded, turned his back to his admiral and opened the group just now.
After ten seconds, a short WeChat video was taken.
Xiao Yuhang landed on the computer version of WeChat, and then transferred the WeChat small video on the phone to the computer.
Sister Chef Li, the sand sculpture of your group: "@All members, @卡约, look good, this is the video of my sister, don’t think too much after watching it! Wow, Kakaka!"
Okazaki Yumemi: "! The big guy actually posted a video! The big guy!"
Cv-9: "Fuck! It was really posted!"
Dead fish! lex race high! : "Let me take a look at me!"
Seeing that all of the sand sculpture group friends were addicted to the video and did not speak, Xiao Yuhang said to Tirbitz, "Beizhai, if they ask you to take photos or something later, just ignore them and follow the normal chat. That’s it. I’m going to cook for you, and remember to come and eat later. Although your admiral’s craftsmanship is so good compared to my mother, he can cook a few dishes by himself. You can just make do at noon. Tonight, my mother will come back to cook you a big meal!"
"Well, admiral, you go." Tirbitz nodded, put on headphones and continued to be addicted to the Internet.
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Xiao Yuhang walked to the kitchen and set the stove on fire again to continue cooking, but he suddenly remembered something while doing it.
‘It seems that there is no meat dishes at noon? It's all vegetarian! 'Thinking of this, he hurriedly put the last lettuce in oyster sauce from the pot onto the plate, and then shouted to Tirbitz in the room: "Beijing, I just missed a dish. I will go out to buy a dish. Come back. You stay at home, don’t run around!"
"You know, you know, admiral, go!" Tirbitz said without looking back while tapping on the keyboard.
Xiao Yuhang didn't care whether Tirbitz heard him or not when he saw it, he closed the door and left the house.
He hurriedly came to a duck shop he often went to and stood in line at the door.
The team moved forward slowly, and then it was his turn.
"What duck? How much do you want?" the chubby lady boss asked enthusiastically.
"Come on half... No, take a roast duck and cut it into two boxes." Xiao Yuhang said to the proprietress.
"Okay! One roast duck!" The lady boss shouted to her man, and then she asked, "Hey, don't you usually buy half of them at most? Why did you buy one today?"
often buys at her house, everyone is familiar with it. Xiao Yuhang smiled at the proprietress and said, "No way, there are guests at home."
"Oh, okay, okay. It's forty-three yuan in total, which is forty-three, right? Alipay WeChat?" the proprietress asked.
"Alipay!"
Xiao Yuhang clicked on Alipay and made the payment on the QR code of the store.
After a while, the duck was cut.
The lady proprietress scooped two sachets of fragrant sauce from the pot into the bag, and then handed it to Xiao Yuhang and said, "Your duck is ready."
"Thank you." Xiao Yuhang thanked him.
"You are welcome." The lady boss waved to Xiao Yuhang with a smile.
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Xiao Yuhang hurried home carrying the duck. He found a large bowl, then poured the duck into the bowl, and put the sauce in the microwave.
"Ding!" After a minute, the aroma of roast duck and the taste of sauce mixed together, and the room was suddenly full of attractive aroma.
Even if Tilbitz was in the house again, the fragrance immediately attracted her from the computer to the dining table. She asked Xiao Yuhang, "It's so fragrant! What did you make delicious, Admiral?"
"It's okay, I went out and bought a roast duck and turned it in the microwave when I came back. Why? You like it very much?" Xiao Yuhang asked her.
"Of course! Such a fragrant taste, presumably it is also very delicious!" Tirbitz finished speaking and reached out to the roast duck on the table.
"Go! Wash your hands, then take the chopsticks!" Xiao Yuhang unceremoniously opened the paw that Tirbitz stretched over, and pointed to the sink and said to her.
Tilbitz pursed his lips, unwillingly went to the sink with a simple hand rush, and then went to the chopstick holder and took a pair of chopsticks.
"Now I can eat, right? Admiral?" She asked unhappy.
"You still use chopsticks?" Xiao Yuhang looked at Tirbitz in surprise and said. UU Reading www.uukanshu.com
"Hey! Admiral, why can't I use chopsticks? I'm not a group of British ladies, how could I not use chopsticks? And can I eat? I'm so hungry! I'm starving to death!" Tirbitz puffed his cheeks and made a pair of'I'm so fierce! Said to his admiral with his expression.
"Eat, eat, look at you like this, if I don’t give it to you, you’re afraid it’s not going to eat me!" Xiao Yuhang stretched out his hand and pinched Tirbitz’s slightly fat cheek, smiling. She said.
A meal was finished quickly, Xiao Yuhang saw half of the roast duck being eaten, and asked Tirbitz inexplicably, "Beijing, didn't you eat well yesterday? Why is the duck today? I ate half of it and skipped it?"
"I just came here yesterday and I was too hungry. So I need to replenish my energy. I don't need to slow down today." Tirbitz smiled at Xiao Yuhang.
"Oh, then you continue to play, I wash the dishes. I will give you my mobile phone to play later, I will use the computer." Xiao Yuhang said to Tirbitz.
"Hmm." Tirbitz nodded and walked to the room.
When she walked to the door of the room, she suddenly remembered something, and then asked Xiao Yuhang: "By the way, the admiral, do you know what licking a dog is? What does licking a dog mean?"
"Licking the dog? Why are you asking this? In short, it is a group of disgusting guys. Licking the dog and licking the dog, until the end is nothing. This is the group of people. What's wrong?" Xiao Yuhang asked Tirbitz.
"It's nothing, that's the group where you posted me the video just now. After you posted your video, the group suddenly kept talking about dog licking while you were cooking outside. I don't know. ! How about admiral, come and have a look?" Tirbitz pointed at the computer with a baffling expression.