Vol 2 Chapter 151: Fat Li

"I am back!"
　　 With the sound of closing the door, Missouri threw the clothes in her hands onto the sofa and shouted cheerfully at home.
　　 "I'm back? How is it today? There are no mosquitoes and flies to harass you, right?" Xiao Yuhang asked Missouri with a smile.
"Of course there is!" Missouri gave her own commander a sullen look, then rolled her eyes and said happily: "Of course! This lady is naturally beautiful and charming, and there are a lot of suitors everywhere. This is what The treatment of celebrities! Commander, do you want to enjoy the feeling of being watched and being the focus of everyone?"
　　 Xiao Yuhang could see through this goblin's uneasiness and kindness at a glance. He directly exposed Missouri’s bad intentions and said: "A lot of attention? Yes! Provided that you don’t dress up so well, how about making you a normal person?
　　 Seeing his commander staring at him with a faint smile, Missouri's face blushed. She kissed her commander on the face and ran to the kitchen to help with a smile.
　　 Tirbitz lay reclining on another sofa, watching his admiral grinning smirkly as he touched the cheek that Missouri had just eaten. He immediately looked at him with contempt, and at the same time sneered two words in his heart.
　　‘I’m so excited just by being kissed. If you do something very pornographic, violent, and rarely inappropriate with Missouri, will you get a nosebleed? Fortunately, I am not like a young admiral. I am an old Siji who has experienced many battles and will not roll over! She looked at her admiral and thought.
　　 Just when Tirbitz despised his admiral in his heart, the voice of his admiral rang.
"Hey hey! Beizhai, what is your look? Ah? What look?! Is there anyone who thinks about your admiral like this?" Xiao Yuhang naturally understood the eyes of his wife, and he glared at Tyre angrily Bitz said.
"Uh..."
　　 was caught by his own admiral, and Tirbitz was also taken aback. But she immediately turned her mind and said to her admiral: "Huh! Admiral, you are embarrassed not to let me despise? Obviously I gave you so many hints when we were alone. What happened? A fat lady came, You have lost your soul in an instant! And now? Have you come to me now? Have you found Missouri? Have you found Hindenburg? Go~~~! Despise you!"
　　 At the end, she raised her head and made a haughty gesture.
　　 "Uh... Sister Li is not fat, she is just plump... plump..." Faced with Tirbitz, Xiao Yuhang had to change the subject.
"Plump? Haha!" Tirbitz sneered. She stretched her head to look towards the kitchen, and then said to her admiral: "The same is one meter and seven, I only have 49 kilograms, Richelieu that fat lady It's fifty-three kilograms! Isn't that fat?"
"Huh huh? I seem to have heard someone say that I am a fat woman? So it seems that I can reduce the weight of one person for dinner tonight, just to lose weight!" A cold voice sounded behind Tirbitz .
　　 Tirbitz suddenly stiffened, and slowly turned his head to look at the owner of the voice.
　　 I saw Richelieu wearing an apron, standing behind him with a pan in his hand, looking at him meaninglessly.
"Uh...that...that...I'm talking about Hindenburg fertilizer...Hindenburg fertilizer... Richelieu you are just plump... plump... yes, that's it." Tirbitz immediately became wise.
However, Hindenburg on one side didn’t know when she came out. She glared at Tirbitz and said:
Ah, oh, Tirbitz, don’t get involved with me in the matter between you and Richelieu, the matter between you two You solve it by yourself, what do you do with my gun?"
　　 "Uh..." Tirbitz looked at the two people in front of him, lamenting in his heart. The ghost knew that these two people were hiding there just now, but when it was not good to come out, they came out when they said bad things about them. . . It's so annoying!
　　 "Sister Li, is the meal ready? Didn't they say that Veneto will be brought here at night? Now look at the time, it should be almost there?" Fortunately, Xiao Yuhang asked Richelieu at this time.
Tirbitz gave his admiral a grateful look, and followed his words: "Yes, yes! Isn't Veneto coming tonight? Richelieu, is your dinner ready? Veneto is sure to be outside. If you can’t get used to it, the food at home is delicious!
　　 Richelieu gave Tirbitz angrily. This guy was still scolding her for the fat woman just now, but since her general had asked her, she couldn’t stare at Tirbitz.
She thought about it, and then said to her general: "I don't know much about Italian cuisine, so I simply made some fried steaks and easy-to-make French dishes. But I recently learned some crafts from the general and your mother. Surely it should be able to meet Veneto's taste needs? After all, she is second only to Hood and a sister who has a higher demand for taste!"
　　 "Huh? Is the taste demanding? Didn't I hear that vv only needs coffee and pasta?" Xiao Yuhang asked strangely~EbookFREE.me~Puff! "Richelieu smiled lightly and said to his general: "Who told you this?" They say that I like red wine, and even the space of the ship is filled with red wine. But honey, do you think I live by drinking red wine every day? Our hobbies are hobbies, not the people who take snacks for meals like those mentioned in the news. "
　　 "Besides, if you don't have enough food, how can you toss you at night?" She cast a wink at her general again.
　　 "Uh...hehe...hehe..." Xiao Yuhang scratched his head awkwardly.
"Hey! I said Fat Li, you're too much! It's not night yet. Can you flirt with the admiral, can you take care of the emotions of our sisters who have not eaten meat? Mother hunger! Everyone knows that you are the one who has followed the admiral for the longest time among the people who come here now, so let you go. But don’t go too far! Otherwise, it will really irritate a few of us. Sap the sack to administer the medicine, and then put you aside and watch us push the admiral backwards!" Tirbitz looked at Richelieu and his admiral who started feeding them dog food, threatening with dissatisfaction.
　　 "Uh... Beizhai, don't do this! You are also my wedding ship, everyone should get along well!" Xiao Yuhang said to Tirbitz with a wry smile.
　　 After thinking about it, he added: "The big deal... The big deal... If it's the big deal, I'll just sleep with you for one night!"
　　 As soon as he said something, he suddenly felt that how he heard his words was wrong, it seemed that maybe. . . Have you become a little white face betraying your hue to maintain stability at home?