Chapter 23: firewood. . . Firewood hatchet!

　　 When Xiao Yuhang came back with a roast duck, his father had already cooked the food and left.
　　 "Hey... Admiral, can I ask you a question?" Tirbitz sat at the table and asked his admiral with a grieving face.
　　 "Huh? Just ask if you have any questions, Bei Zhai." Xiao Yuhang put the duck in his hand on the table and started looking for plates in the cupboard.
"Admiral, why does your father cook all the vegetables? I'm not the guy who eats grass in Quincy!" Tirbitz asked his admiral, pointing to the food on the table in dismay. .
　　 "Huh?" Xiao Yuhang took out the plate and looked back at the table.
　　 Green pepper potato shreds, sweet and sour cabbage, stir-fried green vegetables and celery fried dried seeds.
　　 Well, there is nothing wrong with it, you can't see anything at all.
　　 "Uh... Didn't you buy a duck for you..." Xiao Yuhang awkwardly pointed to the duck on the table and said to Tirbitz.
"But the admiral, there is a duck on this table that is meat! Do you let me eat ducks every day?! The duck that I eat at noon is still a duck at night... I want to eat meat..." Tirbitz was speechless. Said to his admiral.
　　 "You can't do anything if you want to eat meat! Your admiral can't cook meat!" Xiao Yuhang said to her embarrassedly.
　　 "Then go buy it!" Tirbitz blurted out.
　　 "Uh... It's easy to buy, you pay for it?" Xiao Yuhang rubbed his fingers at Tirbitz and made a gesture that the whole world understands.
"Uh..."
　　 When it comes to money, Tirbitz suddenly gets stuck. She was pleased with a smile on her admiral and said: "Admiral, you see that I am now all yours. This money is not money. Will the meat be paid?"
　　 "No, if I buy you cooked food, we will have no money to live this month. So money or something, don't spend it!" Xiao Yuhang coldly refused Tirbitz's request.
"Besides, if you have ducks, it’s good to eat. You should know that I chopped and chopped for a while at school, but for the next half month I ate all the steamed buns of 30 cents a day, OK! Okay! Five mustard pickles, plus five cents a bowl of porridge and two three cents steamed buns. Let you eat it for half a month, you try?" Then he said to Tirbitz with a straight face.
　　 "Oh..." Tirbitz nodded reluctantly.
　　 Xiao Yuhang also understands her meaning, but he really has no money! He now has more than 300 in his hand, and today is just January 2nd, and there are still 28 days to support it. At the very least, he has to stick to the day of his submission fee on the 12th.
But in the end he still couldn’t bear the expression on his wife’s face, so he said to Tirbitz:
The devil’s sister doesn’t have Mimi... Okay, well, let’s do it, Beizhai. I’ll take you to eat in two days. Is the buffet okay? Don’t worry, you will not be restricted from eating meat. Or... I hope you can eat all the money I spent on your own!"
　　 Tirbitz suddenly opened his eyes when he heard the buffet.
　　 "Admiral, is the buffet you mentioned, the kind that you can eat without limit, until you are full?" She asked with bright eyes.
"Of course! I must make you full! But to be honest, I used to invite people out for dinner, or if someone invited me out for dinner, it was all self-help. Otherwise, according to the amount of the order, it is too costly to lose money. So the last restaurant in Beizhai might not compare to those star-rated restaurants..." Xiao Yuhang touched his nose and said to Tirbitz.
　　 "It doesn't matter the admiral, as long as you can eat!" Tirbitz said to his admiral.
Seeing Tirbitz's fighting spirit after hearing the buffet, Xiao Yuhang couldn't help but quietly asked, "That... Beizhai, wouldn't you have not eaten enough when you were in the port before? ?"
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! It's just that when you were in the port area, everyone would eat as little as possible for the admiral's sake. As long as you don't go out, you can maintain your daily basic consumption! Why do you ask the admiral?" Erbitz looked at his admiral in confusion and replied.
　　 "Uh... it's nothing, just seeing what you were just now, it feels like you didn't have enough to eat when you were in the port area." Xiao Yuhang said to Tirbitz.
"Puff! How could it be possible? Not to mention our ship's own wishes. If you really dare to do this, Admiral, you won't be able to get through the military police stationed in the port area alone!" Tirbitz listened. When the admiral said so, he burst into laughter.
　　 "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh? There is a gendarmerie in the port area? Isn't it right? Shouldn't the gendarmerie in the port area be served by the admiral's navy?" Xiao Yuhang asked suspiciously.
"The admiral, who did you listen to?" Tirbitz gave his admiral a blank look, and then explained to him: "Of course there are ship maidens sent by the gendarmerie headquarters in the port area! It's just that under normal circumstances the gendarmerie headquarters The ship’s mothers don’t care much, they are just responsible for the three things that the admiral will not attack the destroyer at night, UU reading www.uukanshu.com, the ship mother will not attack the admiral at night, and the admiral will not abuse the ship’s mother. As for other things They won’t take care of things. Otherwise, why did the Akagi Mangang District call the admiral you have with her last time, and the gendarmerie took Akagi away immediately? Isn’t it afraid that the admiral would be given a hatchet by Akagi? ?"
　　 "Huh? Chai...chai hatchet! No way?!" Xiao Yuhang looked at Tirbitz in surprise and asked.
"Otherwise? And Akagi was watched by the gendarmerie's ship mother for a while, and seemed to have been warned. Otherwise, the admiral, I'm afraid that the first person I saw was not me. I was deceived by you. The Akagi of the ring!" Tirbitz said to his admiral with malicious intent, and then said to his admiral in a curious tone: "I just don’t know if you see Akagi, the admiral will be cut by her with a long knife. Is it eight pieces? Or is it cut into many pieces?"
　　 Listening to Tirbitz's narration, Xiao Yuhang suddenly burst into cold sweat on his back. He seemed to have seen the blackened Akagi unloading his admiral and other ship maidens from those fanbooks he had seen before, and then hugged his admirer’s head and muttered: "Admiral, this time finally No one can disturb us! Akagi will be with you forever and ever, life after life!"
"Hey! It's so terrible, so terrible! It turns out that Akagi is such a terrible ship girl!" Xiao Yuhang was frightened by the description of Akagi by Tirbitz. He asked Tirbitz in a panic, "North... Bei Zhai! If ah, I mean if ah, if the kind-hearted grandfather Xiafeng sends Akagi over, you will have to protect me then!"
　　 "Of course, no problem, isn't this my duty? Admiral." Tirbitz smiled brightly at his admiral, covering up the smug light in his eyes.