Vol 2 Chapter 258: Unless I can't help it

In a police station in Xiaguan, Jingnan City, Lou Yuyi, the policeman on duty in the reception room, was thinking about whether he was wearing a uniform and black silk high heels to dance in the Pure Land of Bliss when he was broadcasting at night, or was he wearing a white silk maid uniform to call the master? At that time, a sweaty, well-mannered shirt man rushed in at the door.
The man threw the briefcase in his hand on the table, and then yelled at Lou Yuyi: "Comrade police! Comrade police! I want to report a crime! I want to report a major crime!"
As soon as he heard the words "big case", Zuo Yu, who was sitting behind Lou Yuyi, immediately got up and sat next to his partner.
Seeing the man in front of him panting, Lou Yuyi got up and poured a glass of water and handed it over: "Hello, comrade, drink some saliva first, let's talk slowly, don't worry."
"Hello, comrade, what is your name?" Zuo Yu opened his notebook and asked the man in front of him.
"My surname is Yu, Yu Jin. Comrade police, don't be afraid of what I'm going to say next." Yu Jin drank the water in a panic and said with a breath.
Lou Yuyi put his hand on the uniform and said to Yu Jin: "We are the police, we will not be afraid. Please tell me."
Yu Jin took a breath and said, "I was kidnapped by the chaser just now."
Lou Yuyi and Zuo Yu looked at each other, Lou Yuyi solemnly asked Yu Jin, "Who is the chaser?"
Zuo Yu took Lou Yuyi's notebook and started to record.
Yu Jin shook his head and said, "It's not one, it's the aircraft carrier and the chaser of the country."
Hearing Yu Jin's words, Zuo Yu quickly drew a miniature of an aircraft carrier in his notebook and tore off the paper to show him.
"It's not this thing, it's a person." Yu Jin said to Zuo Yu after taking a look.
So Zuo Yu drew a few more times, and then a stickman with Justin Bieber appeared on the paper.
"Are you painting a human? And, without Justin Bieber, she is a woman." Yu Jin added.
So Zuo Yu drew a new human body and continued to show it to Yu Jin.
Yu Jin saw that it was no different from before, except that there was no Justin Bieber's Stickman, and couldn't help but feel shocked.
"This..."
Lou Yuyi motioned to Yu Jin to stop talking for now, he took the pen and paper from Zuo Yu's hand, and then added a circle of hair to the stickman on it. Then he held this abstract portrait to Yu Jin and said, "Female."
Yu Jin knocked out the paper in Lou Yuyi's hand, and then waved his hands up and down and said: "Chaser! Have you ever played the battleship girl? It's the mobile game where the battleships are refined, the kind with long hair and good figure. Kind of a navy girl with a flight deck and naval gun! Understand?"
When Yu Jin spoke, Lou Yuyi and Zuo Yu looked at each other, then nodded as if they had confirmed something.
Lou Yuyi nodded and said to Yu Jin: "I understand, I understand, you continue to say."
"As soon as she appeared, she said that I was handsome. She wanted me to be her servant. She wanted to conquer the world and make me the king of mankind after the conquest. Then she kidnapped me and was in the dock area. I don’t know in the Yangtze River. When did the black octopus actually appear, octopus! The tentacles are so long, they entangled directly. The chaser released her carrier-based aircraft, and then the carrier-based aircraft shot off the tentacles directly, and then I took this opportunity to jump directly into the river...I am like a human..."
"Puff..." Zuo Yu couldn't help but let out a half laugh, then quickly lowered his head to cover his face with his forehead.
He secretly pinched his cheek a few times and then restored his original serious expression, and continued to look at Yu Jin.
But when he thought of what he said earlier, the corners of his mouth still raised and smiled. He quickly bit the tip of his tongue with his teeth, let the pain dispel the smile on his face, and returned to a serious face.
Yu Jin asked Zuo Yu with a dumb look: "What are you laughing at?"
"I think of happy things." Zuo Yu said to Yu Jin without changing his face.
"What's the happy thing?" Yu Jin asked.
"My wife gave birth to a child." Zuo Yu blurted out.
"Puff! Ha..." Lou Yuyi on the side let out a chuckle.
He hurriedly covered his face with his hands, trying to restore his expression to its original seriousness.
"What are you laughing at?" Yu Jin asked, looking at him.
"My wife has also given birth." Lou Yuyi said solemnly.
"Puff..." Zuo Yu started to smile again, and he quickly lowered his head to prevent Yu Jin from seeing it.
Yu Jin was stunned for a moment, and then asked, "Your wife...is the same person?"
"Yes...Yes..." Zuo Yu replied subconsciously.
As soon as the voice fell, the two of them held their foreheads with their hands at the same time, covered their faces and laughed in a low voice, then held back the smile in their hearts and put on an expressionless look.
Lou Yuyi suffocated a smile, and said solemnly to Yu Jin: "Ahem, uh... No, it was the same day that I gave birth."
"I repeat! I'm not kidding!" Yu Jin yelled to the two of them, knocking on the table.
"Yes, yes." Although Zuo Yu had a serious face, the corners of his lips had already risen.
And Lou Yuyi pressed his hand to the corner of his mouth, trying hard to suppress his smile.
But in the end they couldn't hold back, and laughed softly.
"Hahaha..."
"Hey!" Yu Jin looked at the smiling two people, then knocked on the table to remind.
Lou Yuyi cleared up his mood, and then said: "We are back to business, that... is the chaser you just mentioned, is she pretty?"
"It's not a question of whether she is beautiful or not, she is really the kind, the kind that is rare... Her eyes are red, her nose is small, her teeth are small, and she has long white hair. The petite figure looks very cute. Unfortunately, it is too dark to see her chest clearly~EbookFREE.me~ Yu Jin recalled the appearance of the chaser, with a happy expression on his face.
"Puff!"
Zuo Yu couldn't help but let out a chuckle again when he heard this.
"You are deceiving too much, I will bear you for a long time!" Yu Jin suddenly shouted to him.
"My wife gave birth to a child." Zuo Yu said solemnly.
"You are obviously laughing at me, you haven't stopped!" Yu Jin shouted while knocking on the table.
"Mr. Yu, we have received strict training, no matter how funny we are, we will not laugh." Zuo Yu said to Yu Jin.
After speaking, he turned his head and added to Lou Yuyi: "Unless you can't help it."
Lou Yuyi also opened his mouth and said: "Why not, Mr. Yu, you go back and wait for the news first. We will notify you as soon as we make progress."
"Okay, get out of the police. Okay? It's very dangerous. Bring more people!" Yu Jin saw the two get up, so he stood up and said.
The two nodded, so Yu Jin took the briefcase and left the door of the Public Security Bureau.
As soon as he left the gate, he heard a burst of violent laughter coming from behind.
"Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"
He immediately turned the door and pushed in.
Lou Yuyi and Zuo Yu were supporting the table, looking back at him with a look of confusion.
Lou Yuyi asked him: "Mr. Yu, do you have anything to add?"
Yu Jin stared at the two for a while, then turned around and left.
Seeing him go, Lou Yuyi and Zuo Yu continued to laugh.
"Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"
Then Yu Jin, who heard the laughter, walked in again.
"Mr. Yu?" Zuo Yu looked at him and asked suspiciously.
Yu Jin thought for a while, and finally left the police station.
"Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"
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