Vol 2 Chapter 338: Hahaha, I am out of Iowa!

During the afternoon tea hosted by the imperial ship ladies, Xiao Yuhang suddenly thought of something and wanted to ask Nelson, only to see her absent-mindedly looking at the sky. So he shouted to Nelson: "Nelson, Nelson?"
"Huh? It's the commander..." Nelson woke up suddenly, and then heaved a sigh of relief when he saw his own commander.
"What are you thinking about? Nelson? You seem to be staring at something just now. Is there something wrong?" Xiao Yuhang asked her.
"Well, Commander, how about I tell you a joke?" Nelson suddenly asked his commander.
"Joke? Okay." Xiao Yuhang pulled a chair and sat beside Nelson, nodding with interest.
"Ok."
Nelson nodded, and then said to his commander: "During World War I, the spies of the Second German Reich counted the Royal Navy battleships out of Portsmouth Naval Port, one, two, three, four, five, six! The big thing is not good! The Fifth Battleship Detachment of the Royal Navy is out of port!
During World War II, the spies of the German Third Reich counted out the Royal Navy battleships at Portsmouth Naval Port, one, two, three, four, five, six! Bad! The Royal Navy's home fleet is out to sea!
Now a certain military enthusiast counts the Royal Navy destroyers leaving the port at Portsmouth Naval Port. One, two, three, four, five, six are dead! The Royal Navy is coming out! Haha, how is it, Commander, is it funny? Nelson asked his commander after chuckling twice.
"Uh..." Xiao Yuhang looked at Nelson in embarrassment, not knowing what he should answer.
He had to keep looking at Nelson with an awkward and polite smile, while wondering how Nelson knew these jokes.
"I'm thinking, if Queen Victoria knew that the rabbit family was now strong and prosperous, and the future empire would decline like this, would she regret that she had forcibly used the queen's rights and passed the decision to start war against the Qing? If we took a modest idea, or if we were more friendly to rabbits at the Paris Peace Conference after the Qing Dynasty was overthrown, maybe we can still maintain a certain degree of glory now?" Nelson didn’t care about his commander’s answer, he took care of himself. Looked at the sky and said.
"I think... Nelson, don't think about it so much. Everything in the world has cause and effect. This is a saying that we practitioners here believe. What we did at the beginning is a matter of heaven. Just like when I was young Huo always didn’t understand why the Daqi Empire didn’t surrender. Although the Daqi Empire survived World War II, it eventually lost the entire world. The wave of national independence that emerged after the war directly caused the Daqi Empire, which still maintained a decadent mindset. He almost lost all his colonies. And this is one of the reasons why he was expelled from the cabinet as soon as the war was won." Xiao Yuhang analyzed Nelson from a historical perspective.
"It's okay, Commander, I was just reading the online jokes, and I couldn't help but think of the scene of the 60th anniversary of Queen Victoria's accession to the throne in 1897." Nelson shook his head and said to his admiral.
"Huh? Nelson, if I remember correctly, your date of birth (the date of launch) is not 1897, right?" Xiao Yuhang asked Nelson curiously.
"Commander, I'm Nelson. The Royal Navy has inherited four generations of Nelson. Of course I have the scene in my memory." Nelson said to his commander with a confident smile.
"Huh? Nelson, you mean, as long as it is a warship that has been named, you have their memory, right?" Xiao Yuhang felt that he seemed to have found something, and immediately asked Nelson.
"Of course, for example, Miss Lexington and Miss CV-16 Lexington in the port area. The latter naturally inherited the memory of the former. If it weren't for the Essex-class natural cold outside and hot inside, do you believe it, Commander? She will follow Miss Saratoga to play with you guessing who you are?" Nelson chuckled and said to his commander.
"Really?" Xiao Yuhang looked at Nelson suspiciously.
"Of course, the commander called Hancock and asked." Nelson nodded.
"Just forget about Hancock. Hancock doesn't know what he's doing recently, and the time he spends in front of everyone has decreased." Xiao Yuhang shook his head and said.
"Commander, how do you communicate with Nelson here? Is it because she has a younger sister? Don't you come with a cup of black tea?" Hood suddenly appeared in front of the two with a tea cup, and she told her commander Asked with an elegant toast.
"Uh... You misunderstood Hood, I just sighed with Nelson. Also, is there green tea or bubble tea? I prefer to drink these two." Xiao Yuhang quickly waved to Hood.
"Green tea is available, Biluochun or Longjing? Prestige ~EbookFREE.me~ What green tea did you make today? Bring a cup for the commander." Hood turned his head and said to the maid who was standing by, and then said to his commander. "But for bubble milk tea, Commander, I advise you to drink less. The sugar content in it is too high. Commander, do you want to become a fat man?"
"How is it possible to become a fat man? Look at me now, do you seem to be fat? And there are so many girls who drink milk tea, I haven't seen them getting fat!" Xiao Yuhang said to Hood unconvinced.
"The reason why they don't get fat is that they exercise every day, but what about you, commander? In addition to ‘exercise’, do you still exercise?" Hood looked at his commander with a pun.
"If it hadn't been for Nelson and Rodney to take you to a night run recently, I think you would have become a dead man, Commander!" Then she gave her commander another crit.
Xiao Yuhang: "Uh..."
So he decided to avoid this topic and he asked Hood: "Speaking of Hood, do you remember the past?"
"What happened before? Commander, what do you mean?" Hood looked at his commander in confusion and asked.
"It's the Imperial Navy in your memory. How do you compare with the current navy?" Xiao Yuhang asked Hood.
"Of course the sun is shining on the west mountain! Commander, look at how the sun setting on the west mountain in the afternoon is like the current Daqi Empire. Rising from the rising sun, after reaching the peak and becoming the sun never setting empire, Slowly descending. Haha, the sun does not set, and the sun does not set, now it is almost sunset!" Hood seemed to have a lot of grievances against the former motherland, and he criticized mercilessly after hearing the question of his commander. .
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