Chapter 5: Erzha, are you cheating on other girls?

　　 While Xiao Yuhang was busy giving Tirbitz hot dishes, Xiao Yuhang's mother in the room looked at the pink-haired girl in front of her with scrutiny eyes.
　　 "Well, don't be afraid of this lady, I'm not a cannibal, don't be so restrained." Xiao Yuhang's mother found Tirbitz's nervousness and couldn't help but smile gently.
　　 "Hello, Admiral’s mother... I am... I am the battleship Tirbitz, born at the War Naval Shipyard in Wilhelmshaven on April 1, 1939..." Tirbitz said to Xiao Yuhang’s mother.
"Battleship? 1939? William War Naval Shipyard? Miss, what do you mean? Did my son say something to you? Don't worry, he dare not treat you with me." Xiao Yuhang Mother said to Tirbitz.
　　 "The admiral's mother, no! The admiral is the admiral, and he didn't say anything to me~~~!" Tirbitz still said cautiously.
　　 Xiao Yuhang's mother then saw this outfit on Tirbitz, and suddenly seemed to understand something in her heart. She pulled a corner of the quilt on the bed, and then said to Tirbitz, "Is it Tirbitz? You wear this a bit in this cold weather. It must be cold? Come on, go to bed and cover it for a while, then You can put on a few more clothes when he heats up the food."
　　 Tirbitz hesitated, then nodded.
　　 She took off her boots carefully and got into the warm quilt on the bed.
　　 And Xiao Yuhang's mother got up and put on a few clothes at random, then opened the closet and started rumbling. At the same time, with a boy's mother's unique enthusiasm for his daughter-in-law, he began to question Tirbitz.
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　　 "My mother, the food is ready, let the Beizhai come out to eat! It will be bad if the food is cold." Xiao Yuhang pushed open the door of his mother's bedroom and shouted inside.
　　 "Well, Admiral." Tirbitz nodded, and then began to put on those troublesome over-the-knee boots on his legs.
"You don't need to wear boots at home, just change your slippers! Tirbitz, if you don't have slippers, wear mine first. Tomorrow I will go to the supermarket to buy you some daily necessities, and you can make do with it today!" Xiao Yuhang's mother He couldn't help but took away the black boots from Tirbitz, and then dragged his cotton over.
　　 "Um...Thank you," Tirbitz whispered.
　　 "Son, come here." Xiao Yuhang's mother asked Tirbitz to eat, and said to her son.
　　 "What's the matter? My mother." Xiao Yuhang asked strangely as he watched his mother close the door of the room.
"Son, you are not bad! Miss Tirbitz came to see you all the way from the city of Wilhelmshaven in Germany. You must treat them well! And I listened to some of what she said to me, She seems to have a sister who also likes you? And not only in Germany, but also in France, in the book, in the United States, and in England? Son, you can honestly explain to me, are you learning online What do those routines deceive people and girls?" Xiao Yuhang's mother asked, suddenly worried.
　　 She was afraid that her son would cheat the girl for money and sex, as the news on the Internet said, and eventually lead to the police. Especially when I heard from Tirbitz that her son had sent rings to her and her sister, and she also sent rings to girls from other countries, which made her worry that her son was It's not that I did something illegal.
　　 "It's not my mother what do you think? I usually squat at home and play singles. How could I do this kind of thing?" Xiao Yuhang said to his mother in a dubious manner.
　　 "Hehe, do you think I will believe your nonsense?" Xiao Yuhang's mother said to him with a look of "My mother has seen everything".
　　 "No, I'm telling the truth!" Xiao Yuhang said to his mother with an innocent face.
　　 "Oh? Then, what's the matter with this girl named Tirbitz?" Xiao Yuhang's mother asked her son.
　　 "My mother, it's like this..." Xiao Yuhang directly started talking about what happened on the bus on the night of the 31st, and then he continued talking about the arrival of Tirbitz.
"...So, I suspect that I may be like the plot in the novel. It may be that a big guy who is too idle suddenly wants to satisfy a person's wish, and then happens to meet me..." Xiao Yuhang While showing the two ship girl games on his mobile phone to his mother, he told his own guess to his mother.
Xiao Yuhang’s mother looked at her son as if she was mentally retarded and asked,
Son, do you think I will believe what you say? Do you think your mother is old and has Alzheimer’s disease? Confused?"
　　 "What I said is true! My mother, why don't you believe me?" Xiao Yuhang said helplessly to his mother.
"It's not that I don't believe you. Anyone with IQ will not believe what you say is a good supplement? The characters in mobile games have come to reality? How can this kind of fantasy happen? You really are your mother and I do everything Don't understand!" Xiao Yuhang's mother said glaringly at her son.
　　 "No, why can't anyone believe me when I tell the truth?" Xiao Yuhang could only say so helplessly.
　　 "Just keep hiding from me! When the time comes, I will see who will help you!" Xiao Yuhang's mother angrily dropped these words to her son, and drove him out of her room.
"No, my mother, I really have nothing to say! If it hadn't happened to my face, I wouldn't believe it!" Xiao Yuhang smiled bitterly at the closed door in front of me. , I was speechless.
　　 "Admiral, do you still have food? I... I don't seem to be full..." Tirbitz didn't know when she stood behind Xiao Yuhang, and she said to her admiral holding a bowl.
　　 "Wait, how long is this? So much rice and a big pot of soup, you finished it so soon?" Xiao Yuhang asked with surprise looking at Tirbitz and the empty bowl in her hand.
　　 "Well, because I was thrown over by the Governor before I had dinner, of course I ate fast!" Tirbitz said to Xiao Yuhang.
　　 "Then what about that pot of bone soup? I remember that there are still seven or eight bones and such a big pot of soup? Have you eaten them all?" Xiao Yuhang asked incredulously.
"Hmm, otherwise? But the admiral's soup is really delicious! I really want to drink it again~~~!" Tirbitz pointed to a pile of bones that had been broken into small pieces on the table. Said.