Chapter 105: | Extra two

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In the capital, from the name of a master to Lan He and Song Fu Tan, you can roughly see which department it belongs to.
Called Lan He Lai Ye, Cheng Cheng Ye, and Song Fu Tan Granny Cheng Huang, most of them are Daomen, close and narrow.
Called "Master" or "Master", it is Buddhist, with respect for seniority and knowledge.
If you call Uncle Lanhe and Uncle Song Futan, it must be a fragrant head.
According to the four-door system, Lan He is also regarded as a fragrant head. Although he did not participate in the organization, when he met, the other fragrant heads were still willing to get closer to him. Simply talking from the Xianjia, he was called an uncle Or Uncle Shi.
Because both men and women in Xiangtou are so called, the names of the spouses of Xiangtou are also distinguished from other places, and they are divided inside and outside: if it is Uncle Shi's wife, it is called Uncle Shi. Uncle Shi’s husband is called Uncle Shi. Brother Shi's husband is called Brother Shi, his wife is called Brother Shi, and so on.
Lan He is not organized, it is an unconventional top fairy, usually there are times when he does not understand the rules.
For example, Lan He didn't know at first that the Xian family valued their birthdays more, and they had to deal more with integers.
Liu Xian once claimed to have a birthday of 5,000 years old, let Lan He give him a water feast. So Lan He asked him to copy the bragging a hundred times, or even the Xiangta.
Once Lan He was busy and didn't take care of it, until close to the morning, a faint crying sounded in the corner of the house...
Lan He: "..."
He searched for a long time, and in the corner he found the white five that had stuffed his head into the gap behind the chest of drawers.
Lan He pulled Bai Wu out with a stick and scolded: "Hu Seventy-nine! Did you steal his glasses!"
Hu Seventy-nine proudly said: "I have nothing to do with me, I only laughed at him today!"
"..." Lan He was speechless, and asked Liu Thirteen again, "That's you, are you arrogant?" He knew he didn't like big moves."
Liu Shisan, like a trumpet, likes to roar this fierce one.
Liu Thirteen thundered and said, "Not me!!!"
Bai Wu flinched suddenly.
Liu Thirteen lowered his voice and laughed: "It's clearly you. You haven't sent anything for the birthday of the thorn group today. Everyone fights for a breath, Xian fights for incense, do you know!"
"Hey?" Lan He touched his head. "It's broken, I forgot... it's all past 0.220."
The sobbing sound was louder.
Lan He: "..."
"Make one for Yiping, please come over to eat their white door tomorrow," Song Futan suggested.
"Okay, now post, Yiping don't cry, remember you are the white door of the blood, the light of the white door." Lan He grabbed Yiping's two hind feet and turned it over.
Yi Ping turned back into a human form, took off his glasses and wiped his tears, "Do, how many laps."
They did not say a few tables, say a few laps, the immortal family did not go to the table, they eat fast around the Xiangta.
Lan He: "In the beginning, Humen did 20 laps, Liu Shisan did 10 laps...you, you ask this, it doesn't make sense. I'll do five laps for you. Is your house full?"
Yiping: "..."
Yi Ping is about to cry again, too!
In order to find a face for Yiping, they piled incense towers in the yard the next day, pulled banners, and feasted with thorns.
It's just that this white door sitting in a circle is very different from Humen sitting in a circle. People are sitting in a circle, and the white door is facing away from each other and sitting in a circle.
Lan He saw: "..."
Yes, they are all old autism.
Yi Ping will also speak as an excellent white door, using her happy life to motivate the juniors.
His eyes flickered: "As long as everyone tries hard to practice, he will certainly be able to get such treatment."
There are also small thorns bravely asking: "Five Uncles, how do you get along with other fairy families?"
Other Baimen could not help but nod, curious about this answer. For Baimen, getting along with other fairy families in Zunjia's family is undoubtedly a big problem.
Yi Ping: "First of all, if your honorable family has money, I will live alone on the ground floor, and I will ignore them..."
other people:"……"
Liu Shisan laughed: "Ha ha ha ha ha ha yes, every time I came up sneaking and crouching, not wanting to say hello to us, ha ha ha ha!"
This Liu Ye is also well-known in the capital. He has great strength and strength. He smiled. These white doors did not dare to say anything, and he was very sad.
Even if you find a respectable family, it is easy to be pressed by the other three doors. Although Bai Wu came first, but...
Yi Ping deserved to have practiced under Lan He's men. He saw Lan He's glance of encouragement, his hands clenched tightly on the thorn.
Liu Shisan also glimpsed, and snorted, "Huh?"
Yi Ping's eyes turned red immediately, loosened the thorn, but picked up the trash and smashed on Liu Shisan's body, crying and smashing, scolding horn snakes, Lao Wu and the like.
Liu Thirteen: "!!"
Liu Thirteen shouted: "You dare to scold me!!! Also hands on!!!"
...And in front of so many outsiders!
But every time Yiping gave Liu XIII a treatment, he had to cry a few times, and Liu XIII was tired of getting used to it.
Yiping looked at the sky with tears after scolding, looking like he could not bite.
Liu Thirteen couldn't stop talking, looked at the white doors glaring at the black bean eyes, and twisted the tree: "Shit, neurotic."
Yiping slowly crawled up, "That's it, it's not difficult to learn. It's enough to summon the courage to scold and wait for death, and it won't necessarily die."
The scene was silent for a few seconds, and then the applause applauded by all the white gates, which lasted for a long time.
Lan He: "..............."
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Lan He dropped his horse in front of Chen Xingyang's younger brother.
At that time, they drove out together to play together, and Chen Xingyang himself gave Lan He a nagging story that was widely circulated: If someone calls you at night, don't look back.
A name is the earliest witchcraft, and the name should be called, and the soul is gone. In addition, there are three lights on the head and shoulders of the person, representing the human body's yang fire, protecting you, and the light will go out as soon as you turn around.
As a result, I just met a pair of old ghosts and new ghosts at night, and the old ghost is also teaching the new ghost. Teach him: According to the ancient legend, as long as we call the name of this living person behind his back, he turns around, Will extinguish the yang fire, so that we can take advantage of it. As for how to know his name, it is necessary to investigate by yourself, and you can also use some skills, such as imitating their relatives to call them.
Then the two ghosts practiced this ancient skill, Lan He was unprepared, turned around, and scared the ghosts...
Seeing the ghost yelling, Lan He quickly escaped and disappeared into the night sky, Chen Xingyu and Chen Xingyang were also terrified.
Lan He wanted to go back, but the stuff had been revealed, and the suspicious brothers and sisters quickly confirmed that Lan He, the big cheat who had been standing for a few years, was just awe-inspiring.
Chen Xingyang pinched Lan He howl for a long time, "You lied to me, you lied to me, you lied to me, you lied to me--"
But after knowing Lan He's true identity, many things that were previously unthinkable were solved.
In addition to why you can ring the bells in Juehui Temple and so on, there are also reasons such as why to go to see the photos in the past two years. meaning……
This matter has also caused discussion. Someone vomited on the Internet: Why has Livor's morals changed now? When I was a child, I said that people with Livor were optimistic, filial, and smart. I went to a fortune teller yesterday. He said that I look a bit fierce, but don’t worry, just let the ghost dare not commit me.
Then some people said in the post that they hadn't heard it, it was definitely a flicker, but some people said that they also heard the master say so. Let’s have a couple. The masters in the capital like to say so. There is no unanimity in other areas. There is no such legend in other regions.
The topic of "What does Livori represent in your hometown" caused a discussion. Chen Xingyang saw and said at the time: "It's a bit accurate. Lan He also has Livori, but he's not afraid of ghosts."
...He understands now.
It's like you have the same name as black and white impermanence. You can startle the devil even if you call it. It's because Lan He grew a pear vortex, causing ghosts in the capital to see similar features and shake them!
Chen Xingyu's younger brother and Lan He have a better relationship, so they will not be rumored.
However, Chen Xingyu also had other close friends. For a while, Lan He found that she always brought a female friend to play at her home, causing Song Futan to cast a skeptical look, if she later learned of this female friend married.
Later, Lan He couldn't bear it, and asked Chen Xingyu: "I think Sister Hitomi is pretty good, but is the frequency of you taking her to visit me a bit higher?"
Introducing friends OK, but he always feels that Chen Xingyu serves other purposes.
Chen Xingyu shamefully said: "In fact, I just want to take her for a chance, don't you have that identity?"
"Oh." Lan He said relaxedly. "Then you are not good at burning incense with her, what exactly do you want? Health? Merit?"
The city has a lot of control, what kind of wind and rain, security, good and evil, etc...
Chen Xingyu: "Hey, Hitomi has been married for ten years, and the physical examination is fine, but I don't know why, just because I have no children."
Lan He: "...?"
Lan He reacted: "Did you make a mistake, infertility, you come to me?!"
Isn't it good to take her to Miaogan Mountain? Why ask him to solve the problem of infertility!
Chen Xingyu: "I have been to Miaogan Mountain for three times, but the master said that it is out of luck. I think about the many children and girls in your family. I am worthy of having a close relationship with Miaogan Mountain..."
Lan He: "........."
Lan He was furious and biased! This is a prejudice!
Does the goddess of Bixia maiden will be reborn, must there be a set of things about raising cubs? ! These children came by accident! !
Lan He said indignantly: "Don't come, please, I'm useless."
Annoyingly, after half a year, Hitomi was really pregnant. In Chen Xingyu's delicate eyes, Lan He's big feeling jumped into the Yellow River to be unclear.
"Anyway...Thank you, this pupil is happy." Chen Xingyu smiled implicitly.
It has nothing to do with me, it has nothing to do with me!
Lan Hemu Ran said: "In fact, people are alive, it is not necessary to have children."
Chen Xingyu: "Oh, I understand, but Hitomi likes it. She often says Miaomiao is good. I think your children are also amazing. I often think Miaomiao is so cute when he grows up."
Lan He: "The child may not grow up as expected..." He glanced at the family immortals, "Cub, you guys said something intimate to dad, let her feel it better?"
Liu Shisantou didn't go back and said: "I'm your father."
Chang Yueyuan's mouth is wider than the water tank: "Dad I'm still hungry!!"
Girl Hu: "Hee hee, is it okay to call mother?"
Hu Seventy-nine: "Why don't you go out to work yet?"
Although the two daughters of the Melon family did not speak, they gave the best answer by action. Face.
Bai Wu: "Can I introduce another hedgehog to succeed my son..."
Lao Bai's final crit: "Old and immortal, get some money."
...
Chen Xingyu: "..."
Lan He: "If you see it, the cub may be unfilial."
Chen Xingyu: "............"