Chapter 30:
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After Getting A Job in the Nether World, I Became Famous
- 拉棉花糖的兔子
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- 2021-03-03 01:49:34
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Xiao Lai has passed away for more than 200 years and will be scared. This makes Song Futan feel more than cute. He is much more alive than the living people in this world.
There are half and half between people and ghosts in the world, people come and go, and bustle and bustle, but no matter whether it is a person or a ghost, Song Futan has never found the same as Xiaolai.
Song Futan didn't pierce him, just said: "That's Huang Pizi's illusion, and 001 is still here with me."
"It's okay? I almost thought it was to protect you from the battle." Lan He initially thought that 001 had an accident, repeated twice in the middle, and saw that the skull was sinking, but now Song Futan said, 001 is actually Intact... This is really the same as a roller coaster.
Song Futan took out an object from his arms, which was actually a golden lotus, and pressed a paper-folded donkey with a slightly torn hind leg under his head. "I was sweeping the tomb here in the daytime, so I was stared at by yellow skin. , Bring me here after night. Take me helpless, and want to No. 001, I will put it away, and use a part of the rosary to make up. The yellow skin is still not stubborn, the skull was originally intended to scare Mine, you... be careful."
The skull is where the spirit is. The Huangmen Humen, the changing fairy, sometimes use the skull to increase the strength of the technique of change. Of course, the human skull is the best. This place is full of graves, it is not difficult to find a skull.
Where did Lan He listen in the back, I didn’t even think of being happy for No. 001, "Isn’t this the lying fish on your rosary? How did it be taken down. Is the rosary so effective?"
Of course, it was taken down to protect the little lame donkey. He had a rosary to protect him, and his heart was tough, but No. 001 was folded from paper. He was seen by Huang Pizi and he valued it very much.
Song Futan said lightly: "It's just for a while, just leave without leaving."
"Or... what if there is any accident, what are you doing, this is a paper donkey." Lan He asked him to fasten the lying fish back, and took the paper donkey by himself, the paper donkey passed him In his hand, he got bigger and flicked his head to come alive.
Because it was the first thing you sent... Song Futan said silently in his heart.
Lan He touched the donkey's head and thought about it. Although it's just a paper donkey, but getting along a lot, the little lame don't have that special kind of thing. I thought he was fanning it at once, and went back to Song Futan. What a coke.
The lame donkey also grievously rubbed Lan He's waist with his head.
Lan He: "Don't do this again next time. I'll fold a 002 number again."
001: "???
Lan He rubbed the donkey head, "Hey, don't be afraid."
Only then did Lan He feel back and think about it, okay, it's really yellow skin, this guy.
Lan He touched the lame donkey, "This yellow-skinned man is dead. He stole the third brother's hat, he robbed the gold mouse, and dare to..." bullied his donkey.
At this moment, Lan He heard the cry of killing.
When he looked back, he actually hit the top of the hill where the cemetery was, and a tall horse rushed down. In the moonlight, there was a skeleton in armor sitting on the horse's back. There were two red flames in the eyes of the black hole. It was said that the flame was cold, but there was a cold light, and a large knife was held in his hand.
Skeleton cavalry has a mouth, and the jaw makes a squealing sound of Karakara, the roar is like coming from hell. Ce Ma Fei stepped on, as if he would rush to the next second to flatten Lan He, and the momentum came.
Lan He couldn't help but retreat a few steps, seeing Song Futan didn't move, then stopped her footsteps, cheered herself up, what, always I was the only one who drove others!
Wait, where did the skeleton cavalry, once calmed down, Lan He suddenly thought of something, quickly burned the nails of girl Hu, and sharp nails grew on her left hand.
At this point, take a closer look at the skeleton cavalry on the hillside!
In front of him, it was clearly an orange-yellow weasel, riding a huge earthy hare.
This weasel has twinkling bean eyes, a small piece of melon skin on his head, two semi-circular ears sticking out of the melon skin, holding a tree stick in his hand, and two eyes shining strangely The red light, the long tail is very fluffy, if the appearance is humanoid.
The other party hadn't reacted yet and couldn't be bothered by them. He grabbed the rabbit's ears and stood upright and waved the tree stick. One mouth was like a ground puller shouting: "Ah!!!"
Lan He: "........."
...The weasel that lost its special effects was simply sand sculpture.
Lan He recoiled back, and the Weasel froze for a moment, "Ah?--Ah!!!"
This is nothing but a weasel. Lan He now bears the ability of Girl Hu, but she feels a sense of being able to walk sideways in the four gates with the diameter of Miaoganshan within a hundred miles.
He stepped over the paw and overturned the weasel, grabbed the back of the neck and carried it from the hare's back. The weasel was over fifty centimeters long and shiny.
Lan He pressed it to the ground and thumped his head directly into the soil, and the cry was buried.
The hare was on the recipe of the weasel, which was originally coerced by the weasel as a mount. At this time, he suddenly escaped from the wolf mouth, froze for a while, and immediately jumped and ran away.
The weasel made a muffled voice from the soil: "Forgive me! This old man, forgive me!"
Lan He laughed twice, and he reacted here. Why was he blinded before? Obviously, the worms couldn't confuse him. Although I want to have Miss Hu's nails on her body, Huang Xian is also good at illusion. Wearing nails instead of burning, it's okay to deal with confusion, it won't do to Huang Xian.
Fortunately, he used the strength of Miss Hu to get angry, weasel was difficult to charm him, it was much easier to beat.
He pulled the weasel out of the soil. "Why, now I know that I'm being spared. I just wanted to scare me. I don't see my hat so high? Do you dare to mess with Dongyue Yinsi?"
The weasel said in horror: "Are you really Dongyue Yinsi? I see that this hat is written here, I thought it was a opera! I haven't seen anyone write these four words on his hat in these years. ..."
"You don't pretend to me, bully guys." Acting in front of me, you are still a little tender, Lan He added a sentence in his heart. Besides, he had seen Hu 79, knowing the urine of these four doors. Sex, "You're really brave, just say, aren't you stealing Yan San's official hat and golden mouse?"
Lan He was fierce and evil, but Huang Pizi called out an injustice, "How can this be blamed on me! I have been here, and it will be the same day when Yan San happened. When the golden mouse was stolen, I went to Miaogan Mountain for a meeting. Since you know the eldest girl, you will know when you ask!"
"It shouldn't be that one." Song Futan said, he had faced with Huang Xian before, although he could not see any face, and could not smell it, but the two gave him a completely different feeling. , His intuition is not the same.
Lan Hexin said okay, there are still a lot of Huangxian, and it seems that he was not so lucky to get caught, "I said how do you recognize so thoroughly, it turned out that I had a relationship with Girl Hu. OK, then you Swear, not you."
The oath will sense the world, and the yellow skin weakly said: "I swear, if I steal something, I will make me become a toad."
Lan He sneered: "Is this swear? Are you really stealing."
The weasel quickly shook his head. "No, no, I swear, I'm going to steal the golden mouse, so I'll be fried in a pan for a hundred years."
Lan He: "This is almost..."
Weasel sighed with relief and said flatly, "Master, is that all right now?"
Lan He smiled at it, and punched him again, "What can you do, you dare to bully our Xiao Song, and my donkey! Didn't you see the sign on the neck of Dongyue Yinsi?"
The lame donkey also made two clatters and stepped on the head of the yellow skin with his hoof. The brand was snatched by it, and it kept trying to be stupid.
The weasel's face was swollen, and it whimpered exaggeratedly: "I really thought that was also fake, lord, I now know that I was wrong. It turns out that this person is covered by you. I also have a wife and children. Please be generous and forgive. Me! I swear I won’t dare anymore, or I’ll fry it for two hundred years in the oil pan! Please, if the girl Hu knows, you can’t spare me!"
Lan He asked No. 001 to get angry enough, and then said: "Well, this matter will be gone..."
He had to send a letter to Lao Bai again. He had previously informed that Lao Bai hadn't come yet, so he shouldn't run for a while.
The weasel was already embarrassed and was relieved, but he heard Lan He forcefully ask: "You have to make it clear to me, is the ancestral tomb of Laoyu's family yours?"
weasel:"………………"
What else? ?
It all stayed and said that our yellow door turned into the wind. This master changed three cases in no time, and he didn’t want to let it go. He thought he had come for a donkey, and he listened to him asking the gold mouse. Home business.
Weasel couldn't help but say: "...Master, who are you in the first place for?"
Lan He: "Can't I go out three times?"
weasel:"……"
Song Futan: "..."
Watching the weasel murmured silently, Lan He said, "I have a Gu teacher who took over the work of their family to mediate. It happened that you bullied my donkey again, you know?"
He pushed it right on Yingshao.
Song Futan also thought of something, "Is it the Yu Family of Kunlun Pictures?"
Lan He: "Yeah, do you know that?"
He thought, after talking, nonsense, did the Yu family still invite Master Fu?
Song Futan nodded and said: "My father has a little friendship with their family and heard about it." Yu Hangjia also wanted to invite the unmoved Master through his family, but it was not successful.
Lan He heard the words, but his mind was slightly erratic. So, Xiao Song's reality is related to the Yu's family... He didn't know Song Futan's real life at all. They always talked about ghosts and gods. However, Lan He felt that perhaps seeing more, Xiao Song talked about ghosts and spirits like people, and scored three points.
At this moment, Lan He was a little curious, what was Song Futan in the sun...
"Yes, I accounted for it!" The weasel's split voice made Lan He noisy. "Yes, I accounted for it, I explained it, but I am a vengeful man. The impermanent master, a hundred years ago , That surnamed Yu was still a little doll, and met me on his hometown. I was passing the customs, and I asked him to seal it."
Discipleship is also one of the four gates of cultivation, the yellow gate is used more, just like the alchemy is for the Humen, and the car is for the white gate. When Huang Men practiced, he went to the spirit of all creatures to ask for seals, that is, to ask people, "Do you look like me?"
If you ask the three people and say "like", then it can take off the beast. But if people say different, then it has given up its merits.
Because Hu Huang's story is widely circulated, even the legend of this controversy has been heard by Lan He. Even if no one explained it, he knew the meaning.
Weasel grievances said: "I have asked about the last one, I said you look like me like Xian'er, he said, I think you look like a melon!"
Yu old artist, his ancestral home is from Sichuan. It's no surprise to see a weasel with a melon skin filling the hat and a ragged shirt, blurting out your melon skin.
"I had to cry and go back to practice again, and since then, the nearby fairy families have started laughing at me and calling me Gua Erzhen. Because there are so many, I am gradually unable to take off this name, everyone only knows melon Two real people, my surname is nobody."
Lan He: "..."
Should this be counted as the name, or the power of faith?
Although the real person of Gua Er didn't admit it, everyone called him so, and in the midst of this, this nickname was also recognized by the world. If there are too many people called Lan Helai master and Xiaolai, the roster of the prefecture will even be recorded.
Lan He said silently: "Doesn't this weasel generally ask if it looks like a human being?"
Real man Gua Er said in shame: "I am also thinking, can it be done in one step!"
If a person really answered him, like a fairy, then he would be developed. What are the real families called by real people? Like the tea shed on Miaogan Mountain, there is a real person who lived with Liu Sizhen. That is the immortal family of Liumen, but they are all doing good cultivation and step by step cultivation. But the weasel wanted to be opportunistic, and was scolded as a melon.
Lan He shook his head and said: "greedy is not enough for snakes to swallow elephants."
Some adults may be afraid of the revenge of the Xian family, ignoring or saying that, but the children are daring and will not care about that much.
Real people can only be called if they become real immortals. The names of these two real people are completely ridiculous. The weasel removed the melon skin and wiped the tears that did not exist on his face. "But my way of doing things is ruined. I’m suffering too. Now I’ve finally repaired it, and then I retaliated with him, but I rebuilt it for a hundred years, he died early, and became an artist of the people. The old people came to sweep the grave and repair it. It was only a few years before I finally had the opportunity to invade his house and get revenge on his children and grandchildren."
Hu and Huang’s two gates are so evil, so even those who enshrined the family immortals are quite afraid of these two gates. They are too uncertain, not to mention the wind and wind. It is also very uncomfortable to sin.
The real person of Gua Er felt that Yu's family owed it to him and broke his way, so he remembered it for a hundred years.
Lan He's movie was also affected, so he gave me a second look. "No wonder you can't be a fairy!"
Gua Erzhen has already been beaten and has no love. "Reconciliation is impossible to reconcile anyway. I want to make his family suffer for eight generations!" He was talking, glancing at Lan He's face, his arrogance was low After that, he changed his face, "But if they are sincere enough, they can also worship my family as a fairy. I naturally bless his eight generations to eat and drink."
Lan He: "..."
Well, this is the yellow gate that turns into the wind. In the folk, those who worship the family immortals are indeed not all invited by themselves to build the God of Wealth. Some of them are being bullied, wounded, and scourged by the family to come to revenge.
As long as you can find the fragrant heads that "talk to each other", and the two sides fight and talk together, they can be turned into fairy families. That is, turning hatred into enshrinement, you owe me the incense to pay back, hello, me, and so on.
Lan He: "People don't have to worry about eating and drinking anymore. You don't think people are happy. I don't care about this. I just take you to discuss with the Yu family. Where is your family?"
He remembered that the Yu family also invited Ma Xian to come, and Ying Shao also followed. He must follow, no matter what the result is, this dead yellow skin has to return the logo, don't disturb him when the movie is released.
...
Yu Hangjia and his team arrived at the cemetery one step late because the other party was about Huang Xian. They knew more about the animal fairy family, and they were better known as Ma Xian. Called Little Phoenix.
Hu Xian and Huang Xian generally like to eat chicken, prepare chicken for roasting, and after discussing with them, they should treat their own fairy family and appease the opposite Huang Xian.
Yu Hangjia had promised his father and involved the great-grandfather's tomb. He didn't want to come, and his wife also persuaded him, but she came in with a scalp.
He greeted the side of the mausoleum, and no one stopped him. The group went in and went straight to the tomb of great grandfather Yu Hangjia.
When it was near, Yu Hangjia took a breath of breath before going to the front. Although it is a public cemetery, it is relatively advanced here, and the feng shui is good. They are all designed in the garden. A small tomb in one. The place is relatively large, and there are still loess flowers and plants. His family also made some small designs for the grave of great grandfather.
Looking at it now, the left and right intentionally planted a cypress tree actually fell down, and the masonry above was collapsed and pressed on the tomb of his great ancestor. Yu Hangjia was anxious and felt that the management of the cemetery was so inadequate. If Mr. Ma came to investigate, he would not know.
And before reaching the tomb, everyone smelled a thick smell.
When Yu Hangjia thought of Huang Xianzhi again, he did not doubt it. This was not the taste of Huang Pizi. He covered his nose and said, "Mr. Ma, what should I do now?"
"This fellow has already deceived Lingzu's tomb and helped the soldiers order three yellow bars!" said Mr. Ma. The two gods immediately placed three incense sticks on the tomb head. The yellow bars refer to incense sticks. It is to let the fairy family on the body talk to the fairy outside here, which is also used as an induction.
When the two gods burned incense, they saw that there was no fire in the incense head, and the black smoke was coming out, and even the incense ash was black. At that time, their eyelids jumped.
Ying Shao is a Gu teacher. Although he didn’t know that the custom of Ma Xian represented a bad omen, the Gu insects on him were restless, as if warning him of the bad situation.
Ying Shao was very spirited and touched the cockroach with his finger, just then, the three incenses fell straight down!
The ominous omen... Ying Shao's heart beat like thunder.
The next second, Yu Hangjia suddenly said: "Let's put the crooked neck phoenix too, it will not taste good if it is cold."
Ying Shao scolded in his heart that Yu Hangjia's calm voice didn't even know when he was strangled by his neck, his voice was soft and feminine.
After Yu Hangjia finished speaking, he was about to get the roast chicken.
This roasted chicken was made by Mr. Ma’s secret recipe, and he selected small roosters and simmered them together with star anise, cinnamon, grass fruit, angelica, and other seasonings for a few hours to let them taste and then roasted. The chicken skin is a tempting burnt yellow, which makes people drool.
Mr. Ma's face also changed, and he and his helpers went to catch Yu Hangjia from left to right, but Yu Hangjia was huge, and they both got rid of them at once. Mr. Ma was furious. Mouth: "Ma greets the yin and yang drums before the horse, greets the small top after the horse, the patient is set up, a yellow scent and a watch, sit down on the grave and pick up!"
When the two gods heard it, they threw the drum to Yu Hangjia, and Yu Hangjia's body stiffened. Then they were caught by the two of them and dragged on the tomb. They sat down and asked Yingshao to pick him up. Drop.
At this time, Mr. Ma stopped again, screaming: "Is this yellow-skinned child a mother or not, and I talked to a family before!"
Wasn’t he the one he negotiated before? One male and one mother, I am afraid that they are not a family, Yingshao quickly said: "No matter the mother's mother, let it be removed from Yu Zong first."
Mr. Ma sighed heavily: "Ah! I'm afraid it won't work!"
Ying Shaozheng wondered why, only to see that Ma Xian and his two gods let go at the same time, Yu Hangjia fell backward, hit Ying Shao, and pinched his neck in a very twisted posture. If Ying Shao was unprepared, he gave his throat.
"Ho ho!" Because Yu Hangjia was possessed, he had so much energy that Yingshao couldn't breathe at once, and Zi raised his face to grab his hand, and then summoned his golden silkworm gu.
But I don't know why, the chest where the golden silkworm Gu is actually dead.
The air was getting thinner and thinner, and the scene in front of him was gradually blurring. He bite the tip of his tongue hard and chanted a spell. At the next moment, the buzz of the golden silkworm guts seemed to fill his ears, and his brain seemed to be hammered, sober Over here.
Ying Shao fixed his eyes on whether he was at the tomb head, or at the same place. At that tomb, Yu Hangjia didn't pinch his neck, clearly his two hands were stuck on his neck!
In front of him, there was a little weasel squatting, two paws close to the chest, staring at him, two pupils in the red eyes, it was very strange.
Seeing him awake, the weasel took another few steps and hid behind a big weasel.
There are another one big and one small, three weasel in total.
Another little weasel was staring at Yu Hangjia. Yu Hangjia didn't know what illusion he had fallen into. His clothes were mostly undressed. He kept kowtowing in front of the grave, and his forehead was bloodied. The weasel was fascinated by Ma Xian and they were fighting each other.
The weasel's fascinating ability is quite powerful. It is due to Ying Shao's care. Mr. Ma himself is a disciple. The immortal family in the hall is not against this yellow skin. Ying Shao desperately calls other people's names: "Mr. Ma, you wake up Mr. Yu! Mr. Yu!"
The little yellow skin wanted to rush over and make trouble with him again. Ying Shao had the precautions this time, Gu Gu defended himself, and stayed awake, he thought, for the money, fight!
As he was about to rush up, he saw a red light drifting around, a familiar figure wearing a high hat appeared, and there was a ghost in a black robe beside him, holding a lame donkey, he was shocked and happy, and said he was lucky Seeing the difference between low and high, he saw the old man before he got through it. It must be the reason that he was just possessed by the yellow skin, "Come to the old man?! Come to the old man, it is me!"
Only when the old man came near, Ying Shao saw it again. He still had a paper rope in his hand, and the other end of the paper rope was tied to the neck of a weasel. Ying Shao was even more overjoyed, he knew that the old man would not help him.
When he saw the black robe, he was hesitant and untied. He didn’t look like a ghost, but now he was too anxious and was not in control. He just said, "Come on, Lord, please save my gold master father!"
"...Wait." Lan He responded and looked at Gua Er's real person. Then he lifted his upper body and said a few words to his wife and children. The strange light in their eyes dissipated. Gua Er was next to a real person, snuggling down on it.
Gua Erzhen's wife is only about two-thirds older, and the children are even younger.
Yu Hangjia and Mr. Ma were sober, Yu Hangjia touched his sore forehead, bloody, and his teeth grinned and stood up, and saw Ying Shao squatting four weasel, one of them still wearing a melon hat, just like a person His eyes seemed to shine in the dark, almost scaring him to death, and flashed behind Mr. Ma.
"Mr. Ma, this is the old master! That yellow skin is tied to him!" Ying Shao and You Rongyan, if Yu Hangjia counts as his father in the sun, the coming father is his father in the underworld.
Mr. Ma and Ershen saw Lan He's hat, and his mouth twitched, but he didn't dare to wait slowly. He saw the courteously and said: "Come on, Lord."
The fairy family on Mr. Ma also borrowed his words: "The impermanent lord of Dongyue Yinsi, thank you for your help today."
Lan He nodded, "Seeing the bravery, send this yellow skin to have a good talk with you." Although he said so, everyone could tell that he was very rude to the yellow skin.
But Yu Hangjia couldn't see it, and only looked blankly in which direction: "Ah?"
Ying Shao pondered the reaction and said, "Mr. Yu wore a gourd pendant on his body, covering his yin and not seeing him. This is the impermanent man I said, er, and..."
He looked at Song Futan, but he didn't know how to introduce this, "Come on, Lord, is this?"
Lan He joked: "You look like this black dress?"
Ying Shao's lips moved, "Is it your CP?"
Lan He: "..."
Ying Shao: "It's wrong, I mean, partner? Black impermanence? No, no uniform..."
Lan He didn’t know how embarrassed. He blamed Ying Shaohu for making nonsense, but still kept calm and authentic: "He was in plain clothes, he didn’t wear that hat.
Ying Shao: "............"
Ying Shao's first reaction was to make a joke, but when he looked at the old man's hat, he was silent again. Not to mention, all come here, and everyone is gone, it's quite worthy.
Yu Hangjia continued to be at a loss: "Who is it?"
Mr. Ma explained: "Here, the old man and a colleague have taken the yellow skins, and now they can talk to them." He exchanged glances with the two gods. This impermanence is not simple. Hi money, they respectfully respected Lan Hebi, "Today, I am too tired to come here, I have no other specialties here..."
Lan He's eyes immediately moved to the two roast chickens, so delicious northeast roast chicken.
Mr. Ma took out a cloth pocket: "Just brought you a bag of paper money, please accept it."
What a specialty! !
Lan He looked into the distance and said: "I am not interested in (paper) money."
Gua Erzhen: "..."
Mr. Ma: ".........???"
This is a fake secret, right? Not interested in money? Haven't the traditional Chinese customs been observed?
It was mainly the fairy family on Mr. Ma, who was also very angry: the master was a bit pretending.
Yu Hangjia is still at a loss: "Say what?"
The fairy family on Mr. Ma burst into tears: "He said he was not interested in money..."
Yu Hangjia: "..."
Lan He: Is this how it feels to act in front of the big brother?