Chapter 52:
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After Getting A Job in the Nether World, I Became Famous
- 拉棉花糖的兔子
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- 2021-03-03 01:50:19
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This look, also a pirate, is a pirate with a hook in his hand... This is how much I drank, Lan He mouth twitched: "Less nonsense, you are a pirate, I am a regular army."
Cheng Haidong murmured: "Regular naval army...can it be developed. Can the ticket..."
Lan He: "??"
Okay, it’s become a naval force again, and it ran a long way.
Seeing that Cheng Haidong was too drunk, Lan He probe looked out, and found that the old ghost in a shroud did not go far, but peeked around the corner, "Come and ask you."
The old ghost did a salute from afar: "Master, just say that, I'm afraid."
Many ghosts are afraid of yin, and Lan He only said: "I will ask you what to do with him, and I don't think you are like a ghost."
The other side grumbled and supported the wall: "Who told him to dig my funeral, not to call me peaceful, I don't want him to find anyone."
"You said that'Aquarius'?" Lan He asked, seeing him nodding madly, confused for a while, "What did you say, this... our Yinsi has long investigated, this thing was paid by others for him, today Only then, where did he dig."
Cheng Haidong was drunk and unconscious, and was hung by a hook, but these were all he had talked to Lan He before eating. There should be nothing wrong with it.
The old ghost rubbed his eyes: "Isn't it? No, since I stole something, I have followed him for more than three months...Ouch." He seemed to react suddenly. Very, I can’t get my hands off, why suddenly... I can do it!"
Lan He: "..."
Lan He: "Did you just follow Aquarius without looking at people carefully?"
He suspected that more than one person had been changed. This was given by a friend of Cheng Haidong. Although his friend liked antiques at home, he would not go to steal the tomb by himself. Only when he came to Cheng Haidong, he was weak in yang, which was unlucky.
The old ghost accused: "It's true that I didn't pay much attention, anyway, it's all men..."
"People and I will take it back to rejuvenate. If there is any injustice, we will go to the City God Temple to register, and the Aquarius will let him bury you." Lan He ordered.
"Hey, lord, how long will the big bureaus of these four big city temples not be open, only the little officials, no one will call me." This is not only an old ghost, but also an old ghost with closed news, if not follow the tomb robber, estimate Nor will he walk out of the hill, the memory still stays when the former city temple was damaged.
Lan He said with amusement: "Despite going to the Capital City God Temple, a new master took office two years earlier."
The other party nodded suddenly.
Lan He dragged Cheng Haidong back, and saw that several people had gathered outside the bathroom, and there were girls watching, covering his nose probe.
This is of course not looking at people going to the toilet, but rather strange.
Song Futan dragged Cheng Haidong's body out of the compartment to induce vomiting. A man entering and exiting the bathroom saw that he helped the waiter who called the hotel to induce Cheng Haidong to vomit together. The movement was not small.
They held Cheng Haidong, and the waiter asked Song Futan to find chopsticks to stimulate his tongue and let him vomit into the trash bin. I saw a bunch of black rotten things that could hardly see the original shape and poured into the bucket. It emits a violent stench.
The waiter threw back the chopsticks for a few steps and almost spit out. Facing that smell, he almost smoked him to death!
I don’t know anything. It’s too big, causing people passing by and guests in the women’s toilet next door to roll their eyes while covering their noses, and the most curious ones are watching at the door.
You can also hear the waiter inside questioning: "Why is he still awake and looks very serious, or don't move him, vomit... wait for the ambulance to vomit..."
Those who kindly helped couldn't help but rushed out and took a breath of fresh air by the window.
The crowd watching from the outside couldn't help but ask him: "What's wrong with it, did the toilet explode?"
It's not that they are malicious, but that the taste is too fierce.
The man shook his head: "Somebody vomited, dark rot, yo..."
Recalling that he was vomiting again.
"..." Lan He quickly used Fan of Rejuvenation to let Cheng Haidong rejuvenate, and he quickly returned to his body.
Lan He came out of the cubicle and covered her mouth and nose: "Why is it so smelly, Lao Cheng? What's wrong with Lao Cheng!!!"
Song Futan: "It seems to have eaten something unclean, and is vomiting him."
The two cooperated without any loopholes. The waiter recognized him and knew that the crew of "Chasing" was holding a celebration party here today, and quickly said: "Mr. Lan, is this your colleague?"
"Yeah... Hey, he woke up!" Lan He pointed to Cheng Haidong.
Cheng Haidong did wake up, and was so stinky that the whole person was awake a lot, and then his stomach was uncomfortable, and he vomited violently, and there was no black in the back. They were all fresh foods I had just eaten. Ping back.
"I... I'm going! It smells so bad!" Cheng Haidong stumbled out.
The outside crowd quickly gave way and looked at him strangely.
The cleaner who was about to clean up also gathered the courage to rush in and clean up.
The waiter informed the colleague that there was news from the crew, and many people rushed over, and they were stunned by the smell, "I'm relying on, what's wrong with this? Old Cheng is thin?"
"No, it's vomiting," Lan He said. "I don't know what happened. As soon as I came out, I saw Cheng Haidong vomiting."
Cheng Haidong slowed down a little, woke up a lot after spitting clean, struggling to stand up straight: "I, how come I came back...I thought I was going to die..."
After all, impermanence has appeared, but he can’t remember the specific things. He remembers what pirates were dragged away... Hey, how did the pirates come?
"I'm going, what the is dead, and the garbage is spit like this." The photography boss scolded, "I'll call you an ambulance."
"I think it's okay, it's stink... ouch." Cheng Haidong's brain was a little messy, and he rubbed his stomach. "Me, what about my treasure bottle?"
Lan He picked it up just now and handed it over.
Cheng Haidong argued uncomfortably: "I didn't eat garbage! I just remember, it seems to have eaten, and I eat dumplings and apples, but I am so supportive, so supportive... Then I seem to die and vomit again ."
He talked upside down, or Yu Hangjia stared at the bottle in his hand for a while, and took two steps to grab it and take a closer look: "I said, where did you come from?"
Cheng Haidong said with a big tongue: "A friend gave me an antique bottle, President Yu, would you watch..."
He still remembers Yu Hangjia collecting antiques.
Yu Hangjia felt hairy and returned the bottle to him, "Xiaocheng, are you not from Beijing?"
Cheng Haidong: "No, no, I am from Hunan Province."
Yu Hangjia pointed at the bottle and said with a strange expression, "Although this thing is not too old, it is also an old thing...mainly, this is called a bottle in Beijing, commonly known as a choke jar."
A Southerner was shocked: "Shit jar?"
When everyone talked about it, no wonder it was so stinking...
Yu Hangjia: "..."
Yu Hangjia: "No! It's choking, choking choking, and some places are also called food and rice jars and sacrifice jars. Here, seven days after the death of the people, the children and grandchildren add delicious food to this bottle, and finally put seven Small dumplings, an apple, and biscuits, then covered with a red cloth, tied with a red rope, and buried together. The old saying is curse, saying that your choking food jar is full, which means that you are eating and eating, and you are going to die. So say, This is the guy the deceased has eaten from now on, what's inside...all the dead people eat."
He asked Cheng Haidong: "You really...have dumplings and apples?"
Put the dumplings and apples at the end, it is not the top, it is eaten first.
There was a moment of silence around the original discussion of shit, and I couldn't help being further away from Cheng Haidong.
Even Lan He was a bit numb. He only heard the old ghost say that he was buried with him. I don’t know what he ate. What did Cheng Haidong eat? ?
Cheng Haidong was awake to wake up half of the wine just now. It was awake at this moment, and he was terrified with a shock: "I, I... I ate..."
When he came back with his thinking ability, he remembered more, and was a little frightened, "I clearly ate, but when I saw something in it, I couldn't help eating it all the time, eating all the time! eating all the time!!!"
Everyone got a goose bump, and Cheng Haidong described it as a little scary, especially when he thought of what he spit out a rotten odor, which is much more terrible than eating garbage.
Very few people saw Cheng Haidong's belly bulging, the psychological shadow was even more huge, and felt evil.
It's just that this jar looks clean and empty, how can there be any food. Such thoughts are even more terrifying, but some people have questioned it, maybe it was just eating stinky garbage, seeing that he was drunk like that before.
For example, Lan He said in a timely manner a sentence that conforms to people’s designation:
Drink too much, don’t know what you are doing.
Someone said weakly: "Then he vomits in the garbage bag, otherwise I will flip over to see if there are small dumplings?"
Everyone showed an indescribable expression, who would dare to turn it over? And even if there are dumplings, it proves nothing, it is normal for restaurants to have dumplings, which is still the first month.
"I heard my grandfather say that there is an earthenware, just choke on the food in the jar. It was unearthed a few years later and can be used to treat nausea." Yu Hangjia was just too cold, but he thought of giving himself After the family immortal, he was full of confidence, and even told the story, "Anyway, your aquarius is not auspicious, it should be dealt with earlier. Old antiques do not like to do this business, I am afraid that after death Hell was beaten, which was sold to foreigners who didn’t understand before."
Foreigners don't care much about this, and they think this small porcelain bottle is fun to play with.
Cheng Haidong rubbed his arm and did not dare to throw it away. He took the courage to put the jar in the bag. "Thank you President Yu, I know."
When he thought that it was his friend who paid him the debt, he was furious. He didn't understand it from other places. Will the friend not know what? Just talk to him about the bottle, not what is the choke can, a few meanings? Is there any taboo to hide?
Moreover, when I thought of my confusion, there seemed to be a person dragging me away. Later, I met Lan Changchang and said something to the other party before saving him back. This is life and death!
Liu Xianyang shot Cheng Haidong: "You, the character is too light! You can also encounter so many things about such evil doors. Fortunately, it was in the hotel. Someone gave you vomiting."
Not everyone has the same physique as Lan He and Song Fu Tan. For normal people, the frequency of such things is the same as visiting the Hailan X family. Too much.
"Isn't it?" Cheng Haidong also sighed in the bottom of his heart, thanks to my chosen son, he retrieved a life.
Yu Hangjia, they thought that it would be better for Cheng Haidong to go to the hospital for examination. Lan He held the still-empty Cheng Haidong back to the banquet hall to get his coat. "Are you going to return the jar?"
"Don't think I'm too superstitious...I thought about it, let the buddy lose money," Cheng Haidong said stunnedly, "but think about it, it's better to go back and find a place to bury and eat, Give it back to others."
Lan He said, "Well," you can make up your mind and ask for peace of mind."
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In the case of Cheng Haidong, the people who went to see it just now are not in a mood to eat and drink, and it is not good to disperse immediately, so drink tea.
Teacher Long didn't pass just now, so he watched Cheng Haidong walk back in vain to get his coat, and said to go to the hospital, he was quite worried.
"It's okay, just now... vomiting, fortunately, kindhearted people, as well as Teacher Xuanguang and Lan He are here, vomiting me." Cheng Haidong is also a person who has gone through several things, and he has not preached about what happened just now. "Don't worry, my boss will accompany me to the hospital."
After Cheng Haidong left, it would be inevitable for other people to drink tea to discuss whether Cheng Haidong drank too much, hit a ghost, or both, and nothing else, even if Cheng Haidong drank too much, what kind of garbage could stink That...
After the dinner, Lan He led Teacher Long out, and she heard her whisper: "Xiao Cheng ate dead man's food in the bathroom?"
Lan He groaned in his heart, "It seems that anyway, his jar was buried with dead people."
"Then you saw the dead man?" Teacher Long asked, "Or, did you save Xiaocheng?"
She actually only heard fragments, including bits and pieces of details, but the sixth sense is to tell her that it may be related to her son.
Lan He was silent for a while, and said: "...Yes."
Teacher Long sighed: "Alas."
Lan He didn't know what to say.
"I'm not trying to stop you from saving people. After all, it's your friend, just..." Teacher Long said, "You have heard so many grandpas say that it's better to stay away or away, so let's concentrate on our work, Improve acting skills."
Laoyinmen, as the name implies, is almost the same as eating underworld rice, making money for the dead. In such an industry, there are too many taboos and too many dangers. If you are not careful, you can't survive.
Poor parents in the world, Lan He glanced at Song Futan who was not far away, and thought of Miss Hu and Lao Bai, and said to Teacher Long: "Mom, I have something I have to do, in the future... Definitely listen to you."
Upon listening to Teacher Long, he knew that he was not only in charge of this matter today, but may have already set foot in it.
But she knew her son and heard him say that she had to do it. She stayed silent for a long time before she said: "You promised to be a family member. If you still have to do it, your mother believes you have a hardship. But you must pay attention to safety. Tomorrow I will I'm going back, alone in Beijing..."
Lan He was so moved that tears were coming down, alas, mother still cared about his body.
Teacher Long: "... pay attention to finding an object early, it is best to be able to accept your situation and be courageous."
Lan He: "........."
Lan He black line, "Okay, okay."
You can rest assured that the courage is definitely big enough...
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Teacher Long stayed these few days and flew back to Xiang province. As soon as she left, Yi Ping was relieved. Teacher Long was so fierce. If Lan He knew that his injury was not stopped, he had to give him a brush.
Lan He also got up, ready to handle the matter at hand, he asked Bai Wu to write a letter to Gua Erzhen, ready to divide the golden top furnace ash.
Right now, you can also put together the villa for Hu 79. Lan He disassembles the express and assembles it with Song Futan.
When the spelling was almost the same, I called, and Song Futan stepped aside to pick it up. At this time, the doorbell rang, and Song Futan went over and looked at the cat's eyes, but nobody was outside.
Haunted again?
Song Futan opened the door casually.
I saw Gua Erzhen squatting on the ground half: "Master -"
Song Futan: "..."
Gua Erzhen looked up and saw Song Futan for a while, but he was stunned for a moment. He didn't expect that he was the one who opened the door. After opening the door, Song Futan walked away and continued to answer the phone.
"Guar II is coming, you come in, then you should call Ying Shao also, he lives opposite." Lan He said, he was busy at hand, said to Hu 79, "Hu Xiren entertained For a moment, I'm almost done on my side."
Ying Shao, miserable, lived across from Dalai Hooligan. Real man Gua Er thought he was also pitiful, turned around and knocked on the door next door, called out Ying Shao, and the two entered the door together.
Hu Seventy-nine can still sit on the sofa and play Lan He's cell phone like a mummy. She still fights against the landlord. She lifted her hind paws, and they made a move to the two real people. "Sit—"
The real person of Gua Er took off the melon leather cap, and bent over Hu 79. His performance that night gave him fresh memories...
"Wait a minute, Zunjia is still fighting for the luxurious Fortuna Tower for Ben Xiangu." Hu Qijuan's claws were still bandaged, showing off with a flicker, "Cappuccino for the guests!"
I saw that two cups on the coffee table started to steam, and I was really overjoyed and took a sip.
Ying Shao took a sip and then wondered, "Isn't it coffee? This is hot water."
Hu Seventy-nine was furious: "When this is your home, still want to drink coffee?!"
Ying Shao: "..."
I rely on it, you said it yourself!
Lan He: "........."
He came over and snatched the mobile phone on Hu 79's paws. "She has a lot of games, but I really don't have coffee in my house. Do you want orange juice?"
Ying Shao counseled again: "No more, no more."
"It's okay, we need it." Lan He went to Yingshao to pour orange juice.
Ying Shao is not yet natural. He sometimes meets his peers who are inquiring about the old man. Sometimes he will be asked by relatives about your big star neighbor. He will also act in front of the teachers... Almost schizophrenic.
Gua Er lively whispered: "Sister Hu Xian, do the two lords live in one place now?" In Hu Si's mouth on that day, the two of them were nothing. Today, Song Futan came to open the door. Think more.
Ying Shao remembered his previous joke, and he felt that he knew too much. If this Yuji knew how deep it was, he couldn’t help but talk about his own God’s prophecy:
I’ve long felt this float Lan cp..."
When Lan He came back, he quickly shut up, but he saw Lan He still staring at himself strangely, presumably it was heard, and then there was sweat behind his back: "I, I am, that..."
Lan He said unhappily: "Fran, what Fran, you don't learn the accent of our Hunan people, NL is prejudiced, I can read the line without problem!"
Ying Shao: "......... Yes, yes."
Lan He took out the jar given by Ms. Hu and put it on the table. "I'll divide it by head, do you have any opinions?"
After he finished talking, he found that Gua Er was staring at himself blankly, "... according to the head."
Gua Erzhen: "Oh!"
Lan He divided the fragrant ash well. Ying Shao, Gua Erhu, Bai Wu, Hu 79, Song Futan, and himself, each got one, which was packed in separate bottles.
Two paws of Melon Melon stuffed the incense ash into his clothes, and the baby hid it.
Bai Wu was holding the jar, and we were full of brains. We were in a hurry, this is the ash of the old lady, old lady!
Hu seventy-nine limped to the villa with the bottle, ready to hide inside, stroking the newly built villa, she was overjoyed, who ever lived in such a large Fortuna Tower? A luxurious three-storey villa, connected on three floors, with an incense burner on the ground floor, a nest in the middle, and a terrace and game area on the uppermost floor, much higher than the mourning door!
Song Futan had finished the phone call, and came back and said, "I'm going to record the last issue of "Ying Jing's Diary". At Miaoganshan, it may take two or three days, Hu 79 go?"
Hu Jianjiu's back of the villa was a little empty: "No, no." She hugged the villa, attached to the tunnel, "I will be with my fox villa and go nowhere."
The God of Wealth Building is indeed large, and the real person of Gua Er showed envious eyes, and even Bai Wu also raised a head, looking up at this moment of the majestic Hu seventy-nine...
Song Futan has begun to pack the packaging box.
Real person Gua Er saw it and couldn't help but read it out: "Solid wood structure, cat luxury villa......"
Hu Seventy-nine: "..............."
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Theme: Song Qiyun is about to start a new play! !
Content: Looking at the latest report, it is already in preparation and the script has been written. It is said that it is a fantasy theme.
1L: I already knew that, some time ago, I heard from friends in the industry that Song Qiyun was very diligent, and I heard that the investment was quite big.
2L: Wow, it's worth looking forward to, and waiting for the cast to be another storm.
3L: _(:з)∠)_ Recently, it seems like Zhang Xunchun, can you take a sip of Lan He and play the villain of Song Qiyun's new drama, I really want to see his fierce look again.
4L: Wasn’t Wang Mao’s "Qingmeng Geometry" about to be broadcast? He seems to be a villain too, so I look forward to it, I like the dark and brutal _(:з)∠)_
5L: I look forward to seeing Wang Mao propaganda, saying that Brother Chunchun is also a villain in "Qingmeng Geometry". I didn't watch enough "Chasing" to wait for "Qingmeng Geometry" to be aired. Hahaha, Wang Dao will grasp the opportunity. Too.
6L: Wang Mao and Liuxianyang are also buddies! Want to say that they will not be the villains chosen together, really tacit understanding!
7L: I would also like to breastfeed. Should our brother (Li Kuizi) be a villain professional, I don’t know what Song Qiyun’s new film villain looks like! In other words, Lan He didn't record "Yan Jing's Time" with Teacher Xuan Guang, maybe... let me dream.
8L: Right, isn't it a good relationship? Maybe!
9L: Don't poison the milk. Although Lan He's acting is very good, it's still a little difficult to play the second male at Song Qiyun.
10L: Ben Heping also wanted to see the fierce brother Lan He, but he felt that Song Dao’s play was really not good. Woo, he only hoped that he could get more play after "Chase" became popular... Former little transparent actor, there is not even an assistant till now.
11L: "Chasing" is really hot. A group of people rushed in to play Lan Qihe's play in Song Qiyun. However, Lan He had conflicts with Xuanguang. The media knew that it was still transmitted by Beijing TV. In "Yan Jing Sui Ji Ji", there was no interaction between the two of them, and they weren't even polite.
12L: The news clearly dispelled the rumors, that is, the time lss said, some media went to verify, Lan He said that they have no contradictions, and the relationship is very good!
13L: You really believe in lying trough, that is obviously ironic, connotation. When did you ever see Xuanguang have a "good relationship" with people? Manually funny.jpg
14L: So anyone can expect this drama, only Heping pigeons can wash and sleep.
15L: …………………in deep thought