Chapter 65:
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After Getting A Job in the Nether World, I Became Famous
- 拉棉花糖的兔子
- 3709 characters
- 2021-03-03 01:50:20
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Hu Qijujuan's idea is very simple. Regardless of his ranking list, the honorable family takes the first place, even if it is the dark and evil power list, it is not a bad idea to take the list one.
She even encouraged Lan He to win the title, "Respect your family and fight for a new year crown."
Song Futan: "This is illegal and not worthy of encouragement."
Hu Seventy-nine: "I haven't followed the law..."
Song Futan: "..."
Hu Qijuju suddenly felt a killing intent, and Song Futan's sword could not be held back. She quickly said: "But who is in the family, how can these human races break the law?"
Besides, when Bai Wu entered the coffin, he saw that there were grains of grain and paper money in it. Since this is a coffin, it cannot be left empty, otherwise it will be "empty." I also drew a picture of Wufu holding life, and the wood is also strong, which is a very good coffin.
The coffin was carried to the mausoleum all the way. The two ghosts helped the paper man to get out of the coffin. Bai Wu took the opportunity to climb behind the paper man and hide his body.
They helped the paper people before the table. Since it was a ghost wedding, the theme was different every time. Sometimes it was a Western-style lawn wedding. Sometimes it was Chinese. Chinese style has to be divided into many regional customs, so this time there is no bridge, just Xitang was set up.
The utensils are all paper-pasted, paper-pasted vases, paper-pasted tables, paper-pasted Jinshan and Yinshan... but they don't know that even the groom is paper-pasted this time.
"Auspicious time has come, why is the bride still not coming?"
The two ghosts pretending to be ceremonies were a little puzzled, and asked in the large paper yard.
The window was opened, and a ghost probe: "I am persuading the bride."
Because the family is in charge, the souls of death are not 100% satisfied, but resistance like this is still the first one.
I only heard the bride screaming: "Who is going to marry Chen Xingyang, I don’t like Chen Xingyang, he killed Brother Xunchun! Who gave me this broken marriage certificate, what company do you have!"
The devil persuaded: "Your father and mother are in charge. Then you should marry Chen Xingyang, you can torture him."
Bride: "..."
Bride: "I believe in your bullshit!"
What kind of father or mother is still in charge?
They also couldn't persuade the bride, so they had to report to the boss. If the bride didn't cooperate, how could she let her family members willingly continue to spend money.
At the other end of the tomb area, a man in a white jacket walked on the donkey and tickled. His face was gray and gray, showing his anger, and the bride was forced to be forced down by the imp.
The man in the jacket gave him a glance. The bride was newly dead, and she was still wearing a white dress. When he looked at him, she was shocked.
The man in the mantle of the jacket hummed: "Girls don't waste the money anymore, it was kindly given by your parents. Chen Xingyang is a star anyway. As the starring, is it not better than Lan He?"
The bride bravely said: "If I don't like it, there is no comparability."
The man in the mantle of the jacket: "Hey, so, it's not as good as our postponement. Wait for me to find Lan He and marry you." Shan Liangke has been paying attention to the movement of these stars. Na Lan He seems to be going to film.
The bride has also been a ghost for a while, and has heard some ghost stories at home since childhood, which is different from her parents' indifferent attitude, and after all, she really likes Zhang Xunchun, and looked at him cautiously: "What the are you doing Please come, will it affect your brother."
"What about influence?"
"Of course I'm not going to be affected," said the bride. "What the do you think of me?"
The man in the jacket said impatiently, "If that is the case, then please tell your parents."
Bride: "What do you say? If you don't finish, you still have to say, can you still refund the money?"
The man in the mantle of the jacket: "Naturally, tell them that you are not doing well below, and quickly spend money to dissolve for you—"
He said, bending over from the donkey and reaching for the bride. He wanted to be a good ghost. He made money kindly with Shan Liang, but this woman didn't give him a chance.
The bride was so scared that she opened her ghost eyes and her face was distorted. She had died because of a car accident. The dead face was not very good-looking. She had a little powder just now and couldn't cover the blood.
At this time, the muddled "Chen Xingyang" actually threw over.
The male ghost in the mantle of the jacket waved subconsciously, and he realized that something was wrong. "Chen Xingyang" was torn open by him, and he hadn't thought about it carefully. A sharp spike popped out from behind "Chen Xingyang" and passed directly through his palm!
"Ah!!" The male ghost in the mantle screamed and rolled down from the donkey to see "Chen Xingyang" turned into confetti, revealing the white fairy with glasses behind him. Lap, take it back, hold it upside down, move sharply, the body separates the other party from the bride.
From beginning to end, he hadn't looked at the male gown in the jacket, but just looked coldly down.
The bride opened her mouth, even if she likes the brother Xunchun, she couldn't help feeling so cold, so handsome...
The male ghost in the mantle of the coat held his palm. Although there was no bleeding, there was a small black hole in his palm. He could not see the origin of White Five, but he could only vaguely see it as a monster, and he said furiously: "Where is the idle thing!"
Bai Wu looked back. Alas, why didn't the family come out?
The male ghost in the jacket was even more angry: "Dare you ignore me!"
White five: "..."
Alas, can you not talk.
The man in the white jacket felt that the attitude of the white door was too contemptuous. As if he was lower than him, he immediately raised his hand: "Come!"
He also subdued a group of younger brothers in the tomb area, and ordered that more than two dozen ghosts came out of the tomb to help him out, and even the little ghost who originally acted as a matchmaker spoke for him: "Brother asks you, where did you come from?" ."
Bai Wu turned back nervously.
Bride: Wow, I'm really arrogant, I don't care about it. My brother Chunchun has a little style.
The man in the mantle was anxious and was about to greet him. When he saw the bushes, there was an impermanence in the uniform of the vagina, without a hat but dragging the chain. There was a black man with a sword and a red girl beside him. .
Lan He smiled and only appeared now. One was to see if the wedding company had any associates. The other was that the colleague he was looking for hadn’t arrived. It was uncomfortable to have no brothers fighting together.
Bai Wu breathed a sigh of relief, but appeared. Under the encouragement of Lan He, he said: "I, we are here to fight against illegal acts."
Bride: "???"
The tone seems... a little soft? It's different from what I imagined!
Hu Seventy-nine also shouted, "You are surrounded!"
"Neuropathy, you're almost surrounded by me." The man in a man's jacket sneered contemptuously, but although he had many people on his side, he didn't want to drag it too long with impermanence.
Lan He read: "Niu Ma knows how to go to the Yin City, and he will never leave the ghost of the Mountain Cave. It is hard to say Yan Jun in paper and ink, and the sun and moon have no eyes!"
He said nothing, and the paper cows and paper horses that had been secretly sprinkled around him immediately stood up and screamed with their heads raised.
The male ghost in the jacket looked at his little donkey, turned around, but saw that there were cows and horses on all sides, and the rest of the impermanence was left, but there was no cow and horse. Only the black man led a donkey, which was smaller than the donkey he held. In a circle.
The male ghost in the jacket: "Are you all here?"
Lan He's hat was given to Chen Xingyang. If he wears it, he probably recognizes it earlier, but now he sees that he is so generous in his shots, and he has doubts. This handwriting is not a child of Yin Si, but also a child of Xiao Lai.
Lan He ignored him.
Instead, the auxiliary policeman Xiao Song rushed up very aggressively, with a long sword in his hand.
The male ghost in the jacket puts the donkey out first.
Song Futan ignored it, seeing that he wanted to break out hard, and played a few runes, which were boundlessly written, and the four ink characters changed shape to form a rune. Then, the male ghost in the jacket realized that the road in front of him became far away. period.
At the same time, his sturdy donkey rushed to Song Futan.
Short-headed No. 001 turned around, lifted the shiny gold heel and kicked it out!
This hoof was not simple. It was repaired by Grandma Wang San. When one hoof kicked over, the donkey on the opposite side turned to ashes. No. 001 sprayed a puff from the nostrils proudly.
"Who are you?" The male ghost in the mantle didn't understand the origin of Song Futan, saying that he was Taoist, and the sword sent the breath of Buddhism, and the runes were boundless, but the words could be split into the characters of Taoism. .
Song Futan said coldly: "Defenders of rights."
Male ghost in jacket: "??"
He felt that if he wasn’t the one who was digging for someone, Chen Xingyang was still a paper man, maybe Chen Xingyang, so he scolded in the bottom of his heart. Unexpectedly, they are the star family members who have not had time to hang.
However, the male ghost in the mantle of the jacket also has a good show, that is, illusion, he taught his younger two tricks in his spare time, and the blind eye method can cover Lan He for a while, and immediately set up a blood sea illusion.
As a result, the man in black turned a blind eye and stepped over directly—
Lan He took Hu Jiujian's ghost plow and started to work hard, and Bai Wu protected the ghost fan of his next family. These guys cried and howled and tried to let Lan He stop.
Lan He didn't stop after hearing how they did the case, "I didn't promise you!"
Then, a large number of overcasts entered the venue, and the colleagues caught up with the end, only to see that the target had been punctured by a sword and had lost its combat effectiveness.
Song Futan kicked it and gave them the lock.
Yinchao salutes Lan He: "What a coincidence, it's actually troublesome to come to the master."
Lan He took a closer look, it was all the shadows of the Capital City God Temple, "What about our old white? Didn't he invite you to come?"
He saw a group of overcasts, and finally thinking about Lao Bai finally shouted to someone, but the tone was from the local department. As a result, they spoke just as a coincidence, as if they didn't even know about it.
The head of the City God Temple was stunned and said: "No, Lord, this guy is called Cheng Wu. Recently, he has joined hands with a merchant to control the living people to accumulate wealth. It has been noticed by our City God Temple and specially came to capture it."
Lan He: "Oh... do you still know his name?"
Yin Yin suddenly felt a little embarrassed and whispered, "I don't hide it, because this guy escaped from prison."
"Also? I heard one before, and then you said it was all right." Lan He remembered the evil spirit who had fled into the belly of the man some time ago. At that time, Lao Bai told him, but after inquiring, he clearly said that The arrest was brought to justice.
"We think we have accumulated many cases over the years, and we have changed the officer. I still noticed that the city lord noticed that we need to clean up the head and tail." That's why such a big battle is not designed to fight with Lan He. Here.
"Master An? Want me to say, you really should be electronic." Lan He said.
Yin Yin weakly said: "Well, this is not too much information, even if you have to enter it for many years. Thank you for reminding me, our adults also said that we must build a new wind, like the relevant personnel involved this time, not only It’s the ghost who wants to catch it. Those who know it and have to pay for the marriage, have to make their good dreams become nightmares in order to punish them."
"It's so good!" Lan He said, he had just listened to the imprisonment of the crime process, and he probably guessed that he had not been found, but there were some yang buyers-such as Chen Tianji, who knew that this might be involved in the star deity. , It doesn't matter, it's also evil.
There is no way to deal with this in the sun. If the Chenghuang Temple can impose discipline, it is good. It can also be said to be a victim of Chen Xingyang.
The underworld institutions are huge and prosperous. They deal with six reincarnations. The papers are huge and there are occasional mistakes. After the change of the Chenghuang Temple, they have been actively remedied. Lan He can’t say anything and sent them away.
Look at the original "bride", Chen Tianji's daughter Chen Jiao, she showed a little sadness, "Think of it a little too far ago, I can't see my brother, and the paper man who looks at the actor who killed him is also good... …"
Lan He: "........."
Hu Seventy-nine frowned, "Do you like Lan He?"
They just heard it just now.
Chen Jiao: "Yeah."
"So you really want to see Lan He?" Lan He suddenly said.
As soon as Song Futan raised his eyes, he was a little surprised. Did Xiao Lai want to take off?
Chen Jiao: "Do you have channels?"
Lan He: "Look at me like Lan He."
Chen Jiao dared to take a closer look at the yin difference that he did not dare to look directly at. Whether it was a living person or a dead ghost, many dared not stare at the yin difference. "Uh, it seems a bit..." Looked, the eyebrows that appeared are quite like it.
"I sent the nickname Yin Si Lan He to the following people. This is Hu Men. He is the best at illusion. If you give me a stack of paper money, I will help you realize your dream." Lan He said, taking off his mask.
Chen Jiao is stupid, I rely on, really like Lan He deity! And seeing it on the screen is very different from seeing it in reality.
She took out a stack of paper money in a trance, and wanted to cry a little: "My makeup is spent."
Appearance...No, I haven't sorted out my remains.
Lan He took the paper money and shook hands with her: "It's okay, very cute. Thank you for your like."
He just put on his mask.
Chen Jiao held her heart for a while and said, "Brother... No, thank you, thank you!" This money is so valuable, she feels that she has to recover her heartbeat.
"You're welcome, you've given the money." Lan He put the money back, "Go away!"
When Song Futan saw Xiaolai turning around, there was still a smile in his eyes, and he couldn't help smiling.
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Lan He asked from a colleague in the City God Temple that the operator of the netherworld wedding company was Shan Liang. Other unscrupulous merchants sold fifty marriage certificates, but this guy joined forces with Cheng Wu and sold more than 3,000 one. By the way, developing other businesses has a tendency to be a gentleman.
Like this, it has to be severely punished. Naturally, Lan He is looking for his good partner Wang Jingli.
"Oh, this, superstition and infringement on the portrait rights of others, I will investigate him immediately!" Wang grain grain wrote down.
Lan He inexplicably felt a sense of joy. After all, Wang Jingli was going to educate people to do superstitions. He seemed to feel how everyone feels about himself.
"That's right." Wang Jingli asked, "Partner, you said, is there really a dragon in this world?"
For this problem, Lan He thought about it: "It should be there, but it seems to have been out of the world for a long time, at least in the Beijing area, it is said that there is no trace of a dragon for a long time."
Wang Grane's face was complicated. "Oh... I also called the police yesterday. Someone said that there are dragons in the capital, and he observed that he was going to take us to catch him. He said he has been observing for many years and hopes that the country can manage it."
"Does this guy have a net name called King Tota?" This made Lan He think of hearing the news from Master Dou.
"King Tota? I don’t know. Hey, his real name is Li Jing." Wang Lili said. "He showed us the Jinglong dragon he shot a few times. When I saw it, it was like a cloud at all, or it was the most recent. It’s the same this time, it’s a dark paint, I can’t see it at all. I wanted to talk nonsense, but I didn’t believe in ghosts before..."
Of course, the conclusion now is that the dragon may have actually existed, but it has disappeared for a long time, and the ghost has never seen it. Then the "Tota Heavenly King" must be nonsense.
There are people who believe in any theory in this world, think that aliens are kept by the country, think that the leaders are lizardmen, and feel that the earth is flat... Wang Jingli is not uncommon and strange, but also because of his own experience, Want to recognize it?
Shan Liang's things are handled by Wang Jingli, Lan He is very at ease. Moreover, listening to Wang Jingli said, because he had solved the strange case, he wanted to transfer him to the city bureau.
And Chen Xingyang, that night closed her eyes tremblingly until dawn, and nothing happened, and in the later days, not only the master of the infringement was caught-this man sold more than three thousand a marriage certificate, although Chen Xingyang was still too little, but It's much better than fifty dollars. It was even heard that some citizens were caught in the city temple in their dreams to fight boards, and woke up with urban anomalies such as red marks on their hands, which made Chen Xingyang more respectable to Shao.
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Lan He and Song Futan joined the group together.
As mentioned earlier, the crew is a place that pays more attention to ceremonies, and it is necessary to sacrifice gods when starting up. There is also a habit, that is, for works with ghosts, the crew will be more careful, not only to worship the gods but also to the ghosts, and usually have to be careful, because they are afraid of attracting something unclean.
Although "Ghost Fun" uses ghosts to describe people, it is indeed considered to be on the brink of danger.
Before starting the machine, Dou Chunting sent a picture on behalf of the investor: "This punishment was specially bought for the uncle town!"
He unfolded the painting, which was a roll of Zhong Kui, with a leopard head around his eyes and a red judge uniform. Zhong Kui is the legendary of exorcism in the town house, and one of the magistrates of the prefecture. It is also a folk custom to post Zhong Kui's painting of evil spirits.
The spirit judgment refers to the Zhong Kui painting produced in Lingbi County, Anhui Province.
The painting of Zhong Kui in Lingbi is said to be based on Wu Daozi’s Zhong Kui. Some people have said, "The painting by Wu Daozi can communicate with the gods, as if written in the world, it gradually loses its truth. The Daozi is original, so the world pushes it."
Because of the essence of Wu Daozi's style, it is famous all over the world and is a painting of Zhong Kui that everyone admires.
"Look at this red color, the verdict must be dyed with cinnabar, Wu Dai is the wind, an absolute "Wu family style"!" Dou Chunting proudly said, "Do you know how much it took for this one?"
He compared the numbers, and there was a pumping sound immediately in concert.
"It looks pretty new. It seems that it is less than a hundred years old? Is this painter famous?" Lan He wondered, in fact, everyone thinks the same. The longer the painting and calligraphy should be, the more famous and valuable the painter.
"Spiritual judgment can't be counted like this! I tell you that Lingbi Zhongkui's paintings produce a lot every year, but there is only one piece at most a year, which is the most spiritual and most authentic. But in some years, even one piece is not enough, it is said that because the heart is impetuous, it is becoming scarcer."
Even because everyone did not believe it, the output was once very scarce or even not painted. Now, how many spiritual judgments are available on the market?
It seems reasonable to say that everyone nodded thoughtfully.
"So, don't be too superficial, you can't just look at the long age and the reputation of the painter, you have to look at it. It does not work well." Dou Chunting said proudly, "This is the top spiritual judgment in 1982!"
Everyone laughed loudly, Dou Shaoyou silently, everyone was very enthusiastic.
Dou Chunting: "I mean, it was painted in 1982 by the representative inheritors of Lingbi and Zhongkui."
Everyone: "..................Oh."