Chapter 7:
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After Getting A Job in the Nether World, I Became Famous
- 拉棉花糖的兔子
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- 2021-03-03 01:49:27
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Cheng Haidong had been chatting at Lan He's house until night, before Lan He got up and sent him downstairs.
"Oh by the way, I told you that after seeing the dirty things last time, when I came back, I went to the temple and asked for a peace symbol. I don't know if it was a psychological effect. I slept a lot at night." Cheng Haidong said, He showed Fu Fu out.
Lan He said, "Is it? That's good."
Cheng Haidong said: "Don't perfume me, why don't you believe it."
Lan He said: "I don't believe it either, that is, you don't think about it all day long, and the more you think, the worse your spirit. And you can go to Juehui Temple, which is more famous. Since they are all bought, it is better to buy old ones, and feel more at ease. "
He had only heard that Juehui Temple was famous, but with his previous experience, he knew that Juehui Temple was also famous in Yincha, so it can be recommended to Cheng Haidong.
Cheng Haidong thought: "Also, I will go back to Juehui Temple."
When he came downstairs, Cheng Haidong told him not to give it away.
"Drive carefully." Lan He stood in front of the building and asked two words. When preparing to go back, Ying Shao also came back.
Ying Shao also brought two brothers and sisters, either carrying or holding incense candle offerings.
Lan He's eyes lingered on their roast chicken, and Ying Shao also looked at himself and smiled slightly: "Are they all liars?"
Ying Shao: "...Yes."
Teachers: "..."
what!
...
As soon as he entered the door, Ying Shao's younger brothers complained: "What kind of world is this, and you must call yourself a liar."
Ying Shao said calmly: "So what do you want me to say to tell unbelieving neighbors that we are Gu masters? But he doesn't necessarily know Gu masters, then we are said to be a'household type religious service provider'?"
Brother: "............"
Home, home?
Damn, it’s different when I’m in college. Every time I quarrel but Brother Yingshao, I don’t even understand what he said.
Ying Shao greeted each other, and the three began to set up sacrifices. "Brother, it seems that the capital has become more and more chaotic recently. Master said, is the opportunity to stand out now?"
"I'm thinking, but Jingcheng can come out in large numbers, and even Master can't necessarily... Hey, let's talk about earning enough living expenses." Ying Shao carefully led the students to sing "incense incense" after checking carefully. In addition, I am also preparing to record video, which is for the employer to watch.
In order to make money, everyone's business scope has become wider and wider these years. Before she put aside, what kind of requisition is to raise Gu Gu-the job they take is to appease the soul of the dead and convey the words of future generations, hope The ancestors of the employer had a good life and blessed their children and grandchildren.
All the work of 300 yuan is done.
Ying Shao sang when he said: "Yi Qing Qing Xiang to all directions, Chenghuang ghost sent to lead the way--"
The curse thing is that it doesn't matter if it's spiritual or not, it sounds particularly powerful anyway. It keeps the ghosts leading the way, and the gods work for themselves.
Ying Shao sang just now, and felt that the golden silkworm gu in his heart was a little restless, and it seemed to indicate something, and then the house was breezy.
"Ok?"
The younger brother looked up, his expression was tense, the windows didn't open, where was the small breeze.
At the next moment, a white figure passed through the wall, with a tall hat on top of his head, which read "Come Here", most of his face was covered by a mask, a chain around his wrist, and a fan inserted around his waist. It was impermanence dressed in the underworld, and the opening was: "Which shouting ghost?"
Three people: "............"
It's stupid, why are they... really attracted the yin? !
It's just bragging. I haven't hired it before. How can the errands be idle every day and answer their small transparent activities in the industry.
And only one sing! At this level, let alone Master, even Master’s master can’t do it!
I saw that the impermanence walked to their table very easily and ate the roast chicken. Because Yingshao is a bit poor, this roast chicken is actually only half of it. As he ate, he said, "What can I do for you? Do you trust the soul?"
"Yes, yes... I'll take you..." Ying Shao didn't think of his previous experience at this time, just felt incredible.
Instead, the younger brother whispered: "Aren't we going to invite Chenghuang Yin poor?"
The city gods in these places are like the city governments in Yangyang. If anything is common, they are first reported to the city level organization, and then reported to the upper layers.
Describe it this way, as if they only intend to call a film police, and the serious case team is here!
What's more, the hat on the head of the heavy case team has come and gone, but they haven't seen a few times at all. How dare they ask this question, what if they get angry.
Lan He heard it too, and moved a bit unnaturally, "Oh... I didn't get it."
Three people: "..."
At this moment, the golden silkworm guts moved and sent a message, and Ying Shao felt it, and then it suddenly reacted: "Have you... saved me before?"
Lan He vaguely said: "It may be, I don't remember."
He said, staring straight at the takeaway fried skewers they brought back.
Ying Shao: "..."
What an unabashed gaze.
In the face of a life-saving benefactor and a yin servant, Ying Shao had a meal of the underworld, and of course quickly put up the fried skewers: "This... Would you like to try it? There are incense..."
Lan He ignored the incense directly, not to mention that at this moment he missed the long-lost fried skewers. As a living soul, he was not very interested in eating incense.
Ghosts and gods eat differently than people do. "Zi Bu Yu" says, "Every food and drink can't be swallowed. Hot things are sniffed, and it's cold."
Ghosts and Gods eat, but they actually eat Qi, Jingqi, and hot air. They don't have to eat it. After the essence has been enjoyed, the food naturally loses its flavor, and as usual, the taste is as light as water. It's hot and it's getting cold.
Seeing that the impermanent adults were full and drunk, they wrote letters for them to go to the underworld, and they left.
"Wait, don't know the name and name of the lord?" Ying Shao asked nervously.
Lan He didn't even have a stage name in the performing arts, let alone the hell. When he thought of Yan San calling himself, he vaguely said: "Call me brother."
After the impermanent departure, everyone looked at me and I looked at you for a long time, and I really felt that they had just brought in the difference!
Ying Shao tuned out the video and saw that although it wasn’t spent, they sang a sentence and talked to the air. Ying Shao's excitement suddenly fell a little: "Do you think the boss will recognize this after reading this?"
Brother: "..."
Of course... no!
Although they really invited a bad job, they might have to re-record it to explain to the boss in view of the failure to shoot.
Ying Shao looked at the grilled skewers. He only heard that the food consumed by ghosts and gods would lose its taste, but he had never encountered the real thing.
"How is it?" the younger brothers also asked him closely. Speaking of which, this was originally their supper.
Yingshao Pinpin: "Well... there is indeed no taste at all, it is a bit like gluten, hey... gluten, then sprinkle some cumin powder and salt, let's roast gluten and eat it. Don't waste it."
Brother: "............"
...
Ying Shao went out to throw away garbage after eating. When he met his neighbor, he also brought a bag of garbage out. The two nodded and smiled.
Although Lan He enjoyed it with his soul, he still felt the aftertaste in his mouth and touched his mouth with satisfaction.
"Eating supper?" Ying Shao asked with a smile.
"Huh." Lan He looked at his garbage bag. "You too."
Yingshao burped: "I ate some grilled gluten."
Lan He: "...oh."
What, where did the gluten gluten come from? Why didn't he eat it just now?
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Lan He folded all the paper, paper, and paper horses he gave to Laobai, just so he had time to take them by himself.
"Give me some more money! It's almost April 18th, I'll order all the horses and horses, I'm going to Miaogan Mountain!" Lao Bai urged.
"What are you going to do, attend the temple fair?" Lan He puzzled.
Lao Bai looked at him in shock, "Go fart!"
The two most popular goddesses of folk incense are Mazu in the south and Bixia Yuanjun in the north. One is the sea and the other is the mountain god. Lan He is a southerner, so he doesn't know much about the relationship.
Who is Bixia Yuanjun? Her dojo is in Taishan, the full name is Dongxia Taishan Tianxian Jade Girl Bixia Yuanjun, also known as Taishan Niangniang, is the head boss of Taishan Fujun, the daughter of Dongyue Emperor who is in charge of the underworld.
In other words, she is the daughter of the oldest boss of Laobai. Others can ignore it. Of course, she will send a gift to her on her birthday-like Yan San, he certainly doesn't have to send it. You don't have to rush to Mount Tai, too. It's too big a battle. It's too troublesome. There are temples in or around your area.
There are thousands of Taishan palaces dedicated to Bixia Yuanjun everywhere. In Beijing alone, there are "Three Mountains and Five Roofs". They are all her temples. "Speaking of Bixia Temple.
On top of the five roofs, there is the sixth roof, the Golden Peak Miaogan Mountain, which was sealed by the emperor. In the past, the incense was so prosperous that it would even attract many foreigners to incense.
The paper cows and paper horses that Lao Bai made Lan He fold were used for camel gifts up the mountain. Second, they were also considered gifts.
"I'll help you to deliver it." Lan He took the initiative to say that this Miaogan Mountain was in his mind a folk tourist resort, Su Zhai is so famous.
"Oh, you're not particularly unwilling to go out to work, how can you be happy now?" Lao Bai said quite eccentrically, but he still said immediately, "Then go, now the hands are tense."
...
Miaoganshan.
Here is more than a thousand meters above sea level. When the road was not repaired in ancient times, it was very difficult to go up the mountain to incense. From the capital to the foot of the mountain, it will be half a day. The rugged mountain road will take a whole day to climb.
Now the road between Yang and Yang has been rehabilitated, and the Hades are cheaper. After all, many bridges in the Hades are attached to the Yang.
Lao Bai was carrying a red light, and in front of him drove a large group of paper cows and horses full of goods. Lan He also followed him with a lantern. If you have a weaker person, you might see two red lights floating in the night.
Folklore Yinyin crossing the road is exactly the case.
Lan He came to Beijing for a few years and has never been to Miaogan Mountain. I heard that there will be temple fairs now. This time, it was a "business trip".
At night, there are no blackbirds on the road.
It was in this darkness and silence that a child’s cry suddenly sounded:
Wow—wow—
The frequency of children's crying was high. In the middle of the night, there was no one in the wilderness. The crying of children suddenly came, and the scalp was numb.
"...Why, how can there be children?"
"You go and see." Lao Bai said lazily.
To be honest, this movement is quite scary, Lan He hesitated, although he can often see ghosts, and his acceptance ability is higher than ordinary people.
"Can you not go, I feel like I will be shocked in the past, and ghost films have been played like this." Lan He has been training for so many years, if not necessary, ignore it, don't look for things.
Lao Bai: "Startled? You are impermanent, are you worthy?"
Lan He: "...I don't deserve it."
Unconsciously, he has lost his right to fear. Lan He had to carry the lantern to the place where the sound came, walked a few steps into the grass, and raised the lantern to take a photo.
I saw a bare doll wearing a red bellyband, who was sitting on the ground crying, with a sigh in his head. Next to it is a steep slope, it is estimated to have fallen.
The sound of crying is terrible, but the doll itself is not scary, Lan He relaxes, "Where is the child?"
Lao Bai saw: "Oh, yes, I am afraid that it came out of the temple. In addition to looking at the good and evil of the world, the Taishan lady also controls fertility. There are many children in the temple."
He knew that Lan He was mostly unclear and gave an explanation. The lady is kind-hearted, and some child souls will be taken by her and given to believers.
"Children, how are you?" Lan He stepped forward, trying to hug the baby.
Lao Bai said: "Be careful, these dolls are very timid. Last time I stuck out my tongue and cried like something..."
The voice fell, Lan He had picked up the child, quite skilled. His parents are elementary school teachers, and his aunt is still a kindergarten teacher. It is barely a source of homeschooling. It is still good for dealing with children.
The bare-ass doll was not scared at all in Lan He's arms. He even drilled a drill in his arms and stretched out his small hands to remove Lan He's mask.
Lan He took the mask, because he was a child, he did not care.
When the child saw Lan He's face, he liked him more.
"I'm blowing my head, it doesn't hurt anymore." Lan He blew his wound to him while he was taking advantage of the situation. Originally he wanted to say something to get an injection, but after thinking about it, everyone was a soul... forget it.
"Omit." Lao Bai threw his tongue again.
Lan He: "..."
Do you know why children don’t like you? Your tongue is about to hit your chest.
Lan He put on the mask, held the fat baby and went up the mountain. He also made grasshoppers for him with grass, and the children made him coercive.
When I reached the Puji Temple on the top of the mountain, I saw a woman in a short skirt and counting the bare buttock children beside her, and said anxiously in her mouth, "Is there another? Is there another?"
"Taishan Yinsi is polite--" Lao Bai shouted and shouted to the woman again, "Girl Hu, see if you are a little fart boy in your temple. We ran to the mountainside and we were picked up. "
With so many children, of course, it is impossible to have the gifts brought by the mother-in-law everywhere, and it is impossible for the mother-in-law to come to this altar to collect it. Naturally, such a large temple will be in serious trouble.
As soon as the woman looked up, Liu Ye's eyebrows were hanging, her eyes were very pretty. She was delighted to see the doll in Lan He's hand, but she smiled, her eyes were even more hanging, her mouth was much bigger, and she looked a bit stiff and weird. , I thought I lost one."
She walked up to her waist and legs and went to Lan He. "Thank you, Brother Yin." Then she glanced at the child's face and sighed, "It hurts her face, I'm afraid I will leave marks."
She reached out to take over the child.
The fat doll likes Lan He very much, and he refuses to hold it by his shirt.
When Lan He looked at it, the girl Hu's hand stretched out, her nails were long and pointed, and immediately flashed, "Beauty, your nails are too long, not suitable for holding a child!"
Girl Hu was stunned.
Lao Bai said anxiously: "Just give it to her, she has her own measure."
Lan He hesitated to hand the child out, "I think you better cut your nails, it is not convenient to tickle."
Miss Hu somehow giggled.
To say that Miss Hu's appearance is really good, beautiful, but every time she smiles, the beauty is so weird.
She smiled, and hadn't seen this Lan He's hairs upright. She couldn't help but take a step back and was held back by Lao Bai.
Lan He received his hint: Do you remember you deserve it?
...I am not worthy, I am not worthy of fear.
I came to socialize on behalf of Yin Si, Lan He meditated, he said with a smile: "Well, fairies do not tickle, right?"
The girl Hu smiled more happily, the flowers twitched, but fortunately, the fat doll didn’t seem to be injured by her nails. She hugged the fat doll and walked along the road: "I'm afraid this is impermanent... hard Now, wait for me to find some food."
After Miss Hu went away, Lao Baiyin said miserably: "I can't just ask someone to cut her nails in the future. This nail and distraction are the same. Hu's temper is very big on weekdays. Today you are helping her. I will not blame you. Just like I usually come, if there is any food, don’t think she is so kind."
"Nails are important, I know, but can't they be said?" Lan He has also heard various legends about using other people's hair and nails.
Lao Bai: "Do you know Ma Gu? When she came to the world, a woman named Cai Jing saw it and thought to herself, wow, this woman's hands are really beautiful. It would be nice if I could scratch my back. After thinking about it, I immediately thrashed the street, and my eyes bleed."
This is Ma Gu's punishment. The man didn't say it, but just thought about it in his heart.
Lan He didn't expect to be so serious. "Well, I didn't care... I'll say sorry to her later."
Girl Hu prepared the meal, invited Lao Bai and Lan He to enjoy it, and walked through the Puji Temple. Lan He saw that there was a Guanyin Hall here, "Well, don’t blame it, why do you still worship the Bodhisattva here?" What does it look like?"
"Puji Temple is originally dominated by maidens, but there are also gods of Buddhism and Confucianism, and there are also folk gods, and the people have needs." Hu Damai girl smiled with a smile. Don’t give birth to Guanyin, didn’t you advocate family planning for a while, and was replaced by the scenic spot management office."
Lan He: "........."
...Okay, you can't change Bixia Niangniang.
And childbirth is only one of Bixia Yuanjun’s directors.
At one place, I saw six dishes on the stone table and a pot of wine.
Girl Da Hu said: "The supper is gone. This is from Fan Zi, please use it."
At first glance, Lan He noticed that saliva was secretly secreted.
Madam Hu seems to be a foodie too, "This mandarin fish is beaten with a peony knife, and after being marinated, it is wrapped in egg liquid and burned. It must be crispy and tender, and it will be fragrant and refreshing. , Suck the oil from the duck, um..."
"All right, let's eat." Lao Bai was too lazy to hear her say so much.
Lao Bai only said, Lan He quickly sucked up.
Is it enough for an actor who hasn’t been full for a long time? Obviously not enough!
What is fragrant but not greasy? What is crispy? Even the cabbage is full of fragrant soup. Although Lan He is a smoker, it does not feel that the taste is affected. This is a very wonderful taste. The soft rib entrance made him want to be beautiful.
This is indeed the case. Both Lao Bai and Girl Hu saw that he was an inch taller when he ate and ate. The original soul floated an inch... The whole person was still lying down, holding the mask and gobbling.
Lao Bai was stunned. He said how did Lan He actively go out to work this time!
Girl Hu also dumbfounded: "Don't the hungry ghosts pass the exam to pass the ghosts?"
Lao Bai: "..."
Lan He stayed on the table for a while before slowly sitting up, his teeth cheeks smelling good.
Girl Hu was shocked and said: "Eat so much."
Lao Bai is also surprised, but it's not easy to say: the hungry ones are the actors.
Lan He showed a shy smile, and returned to the handsome young boy, embarrassed in his brown eyes, "I'm sorry, but I am forgetful."
Girl Da Hu looked at him, "It's okay, just eat."
Lao Bai said: "Our child is still young, so we have to eat it. To say that the offering is the best, I think it is still Juehui Temple. Although it is Su Zhai, it tastes like eating for three years."
Lan He's heart moved when he heard it, but the monk of Juehui Temple shouldn't be as good as Ying Shao, "Lao Bai... Could you bring me to eat next time?"
Old Bai looked at him: "What are you going to be impermanent, a tool for mixing food and drinking."
Lan He: "I think impermanence is a noble work. Kuang supports the justice of Yin and Yang, especially Taishan Yinsi can have a senior like you, and heaves the order of the hell."
Lao Bai heard it fluttering, and knew that Lan He was touting: "You don't wear me a high hat..."
Lan He: "..."
Lao Bai: "..."
Lao Bai supported his hat expressionlessly, "Be sincere."
Lan He said to them: "Miss Hu, Lao Bai, I invite you to eat."
Because it was a gift, Lan He also smashed all the incense he made. When he took it, it was countless, and the rest was loaded, and he wanted to balance out some of it.
Girl Hu was smiling, a little excited, and the mouth of the cherry mouth was wide, almost reaching the root of the ear, and quickly covered with a handkerchief: "Don’t blame me for being straight, you haven’t eaten for three years. , Can we have any delicious food for us?"
Lao Bai swallowed conditionedly: "You can't say that..."