Chapter 81:
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After Getting A Job in the Nether World, I Became Famous
- 拉棉花糖的兔子
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- 2021-03-03 01:50:24
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Looking at Liu Shisan's plea for real and thirsty, Lan He couldn't say it, even if he was kidding, could he really sell his own rps Amway, so... acting.
Lan He stood up: "I'm going, Liu Thirteen, why is it missing?"
Liu Thirteen: "???
Lan He’s eyes should not be too real, Liu Shisan was confused, and he had not been deceived by Lan He, had no experience, and even answered seriously:
I’m here, what’s wrong with you.
White five: "............"
Lan He made a crape myrtle pattern: "Did I suddenly be deprived of the ghost identity, my God, I can't see it anymore." He said, and he pulled up Song Futan. "You, can you still see?" "
Song Futan: "...Hey, I can't see it either."
How could it be so mysterious, Liu Shisan was full of doubts, but Lan He acted like that, and he looked like he had lost his martial arts. He also pulled Song Futan and told him to go up and try to use the wolf brush strokes. any left.
Liu Thirteen sat down and waited for ten minutes.
Hu Seventy-nine has finished his work and returned the phone to him. He also heard him say seriously: "Why haven't they come down? I have been thinking for a long time, and I don't know why it is all spiritual."
Hu Seventy-nine: "..."
Be a fool.
But don't blame him, Zunjia really loves acting...
Hu Seventy-nine turned his eyes and rubbed his hands: "I tell you why, and what are the Fulanming pigeons."
I want to knock sugar, right, CP powder is also powder, which will absorb Liu XIII.
Liu Thirteen: "Oh?"
He said arrogantly: "You don't want to play this dragon."
Hu Seventy-nine: "..."
......These Liu Xian are very annoying, and from time to time they are suspicious, and they are too insecure, especially when facing Hu Men.
Hu Seventy-nine: "What can I do to you, old fourth. This float is the float of Song Futan, the orchid is the orchid of Lan He."
Liu Thirteen: "The ranking is not four. Do you mean that the Fulanming pigeons refer to them?"
"Yeah, so I was actually embarrassed just now, so I went upstairs." Hu Qiujiu sat down at the dining table and crossed his legs to tell the story.
Liu Shisan was somewhat interested in lacking, "Aren't they two ordinary couples?"
Knowing them from Liu Shisan, they were beaten together by them, and then they didn’t want to see them together, and they didn’t whisper a kiss, just like ordinary couples. For Liu Shisan, watching sweet dramas is not only sweet, but also dramatic. That turbulence will stimulate Liu Men's heart.
As for their gender, Liu Thirteen didn't care about it at all. Most animals in nature have homosexuals. Animal fairy families don't care if they see the same together, so he said that ordinary couples are really ordinary. There are no abnormalities, and he has never thought about the difficulties that sexual couples may encounter, just two words, plain.
Hu Seventy-nine: "Hey, that's because you don't understand the foreword and background. You must have a foundation for knocking sugar. Look at which version you want to listen to, the Yangshi version, or the Yinyang version."
The Yangshi version is the version that the audience sees, the screenwriter and the muse.
The Yin-Yang version combines the truth of the Hell.
Although Hu Qijujuan didn’t always follow Lan He from the beginning, he didn’t know the whole picture, but before they played Hu Si, Hu Siba sang, what did Song Futan think that Lan He died, there were also death spirits and the like Then, I learned some parts from Gua Erzhen, the material is enough for Hu 79 to piece together a rough storyline.
Liu Shisan held the thought of casually listening: "Then you both talk about it."
"Okay! Let's talk about the Yangshi version first." Hu Qijuan immediately said vividly about the story of the Fulanming pigeons circulating on the Internet. These are all summarized by netizens, and it is enough to repeat them.
Liu Shisan sat on the cold floor tiles, listening and listening, his expression changed slightly, he changed his posture: "... a little interesting."
This is a story of an overbearing screenwriter falling in love with me!
In particular, Hu Seventy-nine also enlarged some details based on the ideas of netizens and his own understanding. For example, there is no emotional drama in Xiaolai.
Liu Thirteen couldn't help but grabbed the snack and came over: "Can be okay."
Let’s talk about another version. Hu’s seventy-nine mouth is really good. This second version is even more shocking. It’s a misunderstanding of life and death. It’s night and night, and Zhaolu usually doesn’t have a long-term love. In the prefecture, the two realms of Buddhism and Taoism, the two protagonists never knew the truth, not even the name and true appearance of each other...
Under such foreshadowing, recognizing each other, ushering in the later wars and encounters, and falling in love, abuse first, then sweetness, it will become more surging.
I heard that Liu Thirteen was overwhelmed, even though he knew that the two protagonists were together, he was still very worried.
When Hu Jianjue spoke of Song Futan's confession and kissed Lan He, Liu Shisan couldn't help but thump his fist on the table, and he felt like he was overpowered, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhg, moreover, with a fist.
Hu Seventy-nine stood up proudly, his feet plopping on the table, "At that time! I! At the scene!"
She was in Lan He's backpack and looked at them dearly!
Liu Thirteen rolled up enviously, "Ah-"
He now recalls that Song Futan and Lan He secretly kissed in the living room just now, and they all felt regret for a while. Why didn't he have a fine product at that time! Sugar Mountain is right in front of him, he knows nothing!
And, ah, late, really late, according to Hu Qijujuan, Song Futan was even more susceptible to gains and losses when he was just sentimental. At that time, Liu XIII was still cultivating.
"Probably that's the case, turn the fan?" Hu 79 asked.
Liu Thirteen didn't understand the professional terminology and nodded randomly: "Bao, boo."
Hu Seventy-nine: "..."
Hu Seventy-nine: "It should be said, or fans."
A fart, scared the fox.
Hu seventy-nine flickered Liu Xian promised to vote with her later, and then sat down with satisfaction, leaving the phone to Liu Xian, teaching him where to search for food.
Liu Shisan was very honest, "No, I see them."
He is an exquisite snake, and the Lord is in front of him, what food do he see...
...
The next day, Lan He came down, took out all the stainless steel rice bowls, put the incense in it, and put it in front of them. He forgot what happened last night, and he casually asked, "Why has Liu Thirteen not yet?" Go to work?"
What work, of course, is the park security.
It was said that Liu Shizheng was guarding the Wuzhen Bridge in the central town. Now that the parks are all completed, he is still in the Lan He family.
Liu Shisan gnawed incense and absently glanced upstairs, wondering why Song Futan hadn’t come down yet.
Don’t worry, just go patrol a little later. My snake fell under the bridge, and ordinary people couldn’t find the town. I can immediately feel it with my hands..."
He only needs to show a spirit from time to time.
Lan He thought it was greedy for incense, which is not surprising. Liu Xishi's cultivation performance is still very high, so Lan He didn't force it, just muttered: "Work is work, leisure is leisure, and mobile phones can be taken..."
If it were before, Liu Thirteen would definitely find him annoying, and because of everyone's agreement and incense, he could only swallow bitterly for a long time. Today is different. Liu Shisan looked at Lan He, all with sweet filters, and that deceptive behavior was nothing.
Lan He was stared at by Liu Xian's snake pupil for a while, but it was a little hairy. The snake's eyes were too cold. He always wanted to eat people. He warned and said: "What do you think, is it not enough to eat incense? Feeding-Teacher Xuanguang!"
He shouted Song Futan.
Song Futan came up from the ground floor, he was just looking for tools, because Lan He wanted to open up a backyard.
Liu Shisan spit out the snake letter and stared at them to interact.
But Lan He just said a few words to Song Futan's arrangement today, and he also placed orders for seed fertilizers and the like. There was no skin contact at all.
Lan He couldn't stand it, and asked Hu 79: "What's the matter with the fourth son, staring at me."
Hu Seventy-nine: "I gave him the science of Fulanming pigeons last night. He turned pink on the spot and called him sweet."
Lan He: "..............."
Lan He walked away weakly, forget it, forget it, this was not the most filial one of the children...
The same city express arrived soon. Lan He went to sign for things. The seeds were all vegetables and fruits. He also set up automatic irrigation equipment in case they were not at home.
Lan He looks very happy, and has experience in helping his parents take care of the balcony crops. What medicine and fertilizer to use is also clear. He has already talked to Song Futan and looks forward to picking tomatoes in the field. Eat, and it stands to reason that if there is a family immortal, their land can have a good harvest.
Lan He said his eyes were bright: "Oh, haha, I love farming."
Song Futan also looked at Lan He funnyly, stepped forward... took the bag in Lan He's hand.
Lan He turned around and saw that Hu Qiujiu had run out of fragrance, and he asked in a good mood: "How many more?"
Hu Seventy-nine: "Okay."
Bai Wu also tentatively put his paw on the table.
Only Liu Thirteen, after waiting so long, didn't see a bit of interaction, and said irritably: "How come this is still the case, Ben Long wants to eat sugar! Quickly send sugar, you!!!"
Lan He: "........."
Bai Wu was so scared that he twisted his body and buried himself in a ball.
Liu Shisan knocked on the bowl: "Hurry up!!! What about sugar?!!!"
He reasonably asked for sugar.
Lan He was so angry and funny, "Are you like this? The fourth."
Liu Thirteen still didn't understand why he was called his fourth son. After many corrections, he was annoyed and knocked on the bowl. "What the fourth son. Are you like this? The two of you are couples!!!"
Although Liu Thirteen came the latest, his bowl was the most dilapidated and already had many small dents.
Lan He was also dissatisfied: "What do you mean, what happened to the couple, I still have to open up my feelings in front of you??"
This is three days without breaking the roof to reveal the tile, Lan He touched the red mark on his wrist.
Song Futan walked over, picked up Lan He from behind, and put him on the high chair. "Forget it, it's not yet a festival."
Lan He: "..."
Lan He: "...Ghost Festival? Is Ghost Moon still a festival?"
Worthy of being a screenwriter.
Before he finished talking, Song Futan had bowed his head and kissed down from the side and back. He didn't know where to go when he kissed Lan He, and he clung to his neck.
After the kiss, Song Futan bent over and squeezed Lan He's cheek.
Lan He shrank, just about to laugh, and felt a burning eye again.
Liu Shisan hugged the bowl, and the snake pupil stared at them. Although An quietly said nothing, the focused eyes were too weird, and his fists were still clenched. Lan He knew that it was definitely not meant to hit people, but it felt What a terrible thing to say in a second...
Lan He: "..."
Lan He was all hairy and jumped up and strangled Song Futan's neck: "If you are still close, I will say you can't help him!!"
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Lan He planted fields at home for a few days. He went to audition for Master Jingsheng, and the hopeful news spread out, attracting a lot of discussion.
Not only Fang Dao, many people have such worries about Lan He. His acting skills are undoubtedly undoubted, but Zhang Xunchun’s image is too impressive, and his appearance is somewhat small and beautiful. People's impressions are more intense.
Master Jingsheng was a Buddhist lay priest with a prototype, and it was too far away from him to think about it. If it is like getting rid of everyone's established impression, this step is too big.
And if the director considers Lan He's popularity and really chooses him, he doesn't know what he will be able to perform in the end. He always feels that... he will play.
There is nothing to talk about, and there are those who are in favor and those who are against it. Fans of Lan He naturally said that it has not yet been decided, but if we really want to take it, our brother can certainly play well, trust him!
In the previous role fight, Lan He also offended others. Of course, his fans have no good words.
Some people even speculated that Lan He’s popularity is so high now, his mind must be very floating, even if he plays something else, Master Jingsheng is "selling Guanyin", calligraphy and painting literature and Buddhism are superb, you have no point Can the state of mind be performed? Can you let go of this hilarity and experience the character?
Originally, it was not a big deal. There was no news about Yinger. Netizens discussed more things every day. In general, Lan He’s passers-by were still very good. Even if he was not suitable for Master Jingsheng, he did not deny acting.
I just don’t know who got a vote and asked if everyone would support it.
As a result, the official blog of Dongyue Temple in Beijing, after sliding, was shared on Weibo. It took a long time to find it deleted, but it has been discovered by netizens and laughed wildly.
[What’s the matter, do Taoists chase the stars? Still eating melon? 】
[Which situation is it appropriate for Taoist officials to vote in official blogs? 】
[They are all monks, have something in common]
[Provoking, this society is too impetuous, the monks all go online to see gossip]
[Buddha, inexplicably has the feeling of "the one who knows you most or me"...]
Dongyue Temple is also the old Taoist resort in Beijing. The largest temple in North China is the legendary Chaoyangmen. He also voted for the monk's role, so that Heping pigeons have a feeling of not knowing whether they should recognize their relatives or not.
Some people think that the official of Dongyue Temple will say something anyway, such as which official and blog administrator slipped carelessly, forgot to cut the number, and will strengthen education and the like in the future. Unexpectedly, it was so quietly pretending to pass away.
There is no way, because the skater is a famous place in Taoism, and the head of the river.
The manager investigated the matter and directly found the head of the river: "... Jiangye?"
Daomen disciples, who call the senior Taoist seniors, are all shouting.
The head of the river also said in a very innocent way: "When I and the head of the video saw the vote, I voted smoothly and voted. What is the cut number? I just think it is more appropriate."
The manager was speechless: "........."
I want to say that you are still chasing the stars and you feel wrong.
Nor can it be taught that the governor of the rivers does not concentrate on cultivating the monks, go and vote for the stars, which level is enough to educate this?
People just started to pick up and drop off at the airport today, and it did not prevent the law from being completed long ago.
Besides, the governor of the rivers is not only a famous place, but the previous generation is also a Taoist priest. The elders of the family also knew Master Jingsheng... People think it is appropriate, what's wrong?
...
It didn't take long for Lan He to receive the news from the company. Fang Dao finally selected him and he could sign the contract. But acting in this film requires training.
Originally Lan He thought, wouldn’t he go to Juehui Temple to experience life? If the crew had unified training, he would have no opinion, and he readily agreed.
Because it is a ghost month, there are many pujas around the Mid-Yuan Festival this month, and Lan He also took the time to help transport the soul.
The priests of Dongyue Temple listened to the instructions of the head of the river, prepared delicacies deliberately, and waited for tasting. This speculation about impermanence is divergent. There are speculations in the ghosts of the underworld, and the Master Yang is also curious. Anyway, at present, I only know that the impermanence does not love gold and silver.
So there are two claims about the true face of the impermanence, one is the death from a car accident and disfigurement, and the other is the starving dead ghost.
Lan He floated to Dongyue Temple, and looked at the Taoist priests with a smile, and raised a table. "The hard work is coming, please!"
Lan He saw the food and said coldly, "Thank you, no need."
The priests were stunned, how come the impermanence, suddenly no enthusiasm, in the past they prepared to sit on the table, not only to eat by themselves, but also call friends.
Now, is it dissatisfied with them? Or is it better to eat vegetarian food elsewhere? Who is Juehui Temple or Baiyun Temple? ?
"You, are you not satisfied with this dish? We can change it too!"
What Jiang Ye said, be sure to take care of impermanence, with a more careful attitude than ordinary impermanence.
Lan He looked at the food and sighed, not dissatisfied, but...
He is not the one who needs dieting anymore!
In addition to the training, Fang Dao also proposed that he felt that Lan He was a bit thin, and hoped that before he entered the group, he would be able to gain a pound of weight.
In Lan He’s previous two games, he had to control his weight, so he lost weight, but now he had to gain weight. The company arranged for professionals to make recipes for him. He had to exercise, not only to gain fat, but also to increase muscle mass. This is beautiful.
This time it was better, Lan He never eaten enough to eat several meals a day. He didn't eat high-calorie supper before he came, and he really had no appetite.
The Taoists heard Lan He's sigh and asked anxiously, "What's the matter with impermanence?"
Shocked, the famous starving ghosts of the underworld said no to the food! !
Lan He was preparing for the role, and he read the sentence in the "Mahgazhiguan auxiliary line": "Eat less, the mind can be clear."
The priests were silent for a while, they all panicked, whispered, and even showed a frightened expression.
A Taoist priest stepped back a few steps, helped the crown, and shouted, "Protect the soul!"
Everyone surrounded the soul that was supposed to be led by Lan He to Dongyue Yinsi, who had just finished it, and looked at Lan He with a little vigilance.
Lan He: "?"
The Taoist prince had already run away, and shouted: "Jiang Ye! It's not good, so I have to change my way to Buddhism!!"
...A traitor emerged from us! !