Chapter 10:
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After Transmigration, I Spit Rainbow Farts and Overturned the Car
- 恕冬
- 1714 characters
- 2021-03-04 07:19:32
"What's the problem?" Ji Chian stood in front of the window, watching the sika deer slowly pacing in the courtyard, and opened his mouth, "Do you think she is right?"
The words are all being smoothed.
"Kindness? Gentle? Considerate? Ji Chi'an, are you shameless?"
"Lu Shaoxing, do you want that A319 anymore?"
"If you want, Brother Ji is number one in the world! But if I'm not mistaken, the little secretary drives your Aventador, right? Why, did you give me cars?"
Ji Chian listened to the mean and humble tone on the other end of the phone, and knew that Lu Shaoxing wanted to be awkward: "Do you think I am you, and if you catch a beautiful girl, you can give someone a package and a car?"
"I just called you because I knew that you weren't this kind of person. I'm afraid that something might happen!"
"It's fine, and it's not a good car. I just borrowed children to play for two days." Ji Chian lit a cigarette, and two slender, articulated fingers sandwiched thin cigarettes, shining bright flames.
Lu Shaoxing's voice was full of unbelief: "Is there really no situation?"
"You don't know what's the situation with me." Ji Chi'an let out a breath of smoke, "I guess it will be the same in my life."
"Oh...you..." the other end of the phone hesitated to say, "Why are you such a shaft? The blocking headset is also given to you, why bother... Forget it, don't say it, you can't say it You. Are you at the old man's house today?"
"Ok."
"It's not like a brother, it's not easy for him to spend more time with him."
"It's not easy for your old man to be trembling with anger every day by your lace news."
"...I called you early in the morning to find bad luck!" Lu Shaoxing has known Ji Chi'an for twenty-seven years. He has never beaten Ji Chi'an since he was still young. He couldn't even spit, and his chest was tight. Short of breath, suddenly the conversation changed, "You and the little secretary are really nothing?"
"No."
"No idea about her?"
"No."
"Okay! Go and accompany the old man. I'll be back in a few days. See you then! Du—"
Ji Chian smiled helplessly, threw the phone on the sofa aside, put out the cigarette butt, and walked out of the room.
"Mission completed, points +10."
"Friendship points + 3, current points 17."
When Lin Luo heard that "favorite points + 3", he knew that Ji Chian must be watching the live broadcast, and heard her rainbow fart completely, and lowered her head in shame, her long fluffy hair naturally fell over her. The face like a monkey butt.
She was too ashamed to be ashamed. She didn't dare to look up at the expressions of the seven people in front of her. She felt that several of them and the national audience including Ji Chian would think she was a lunatic idiot. .
This flowery old face cannot be kept.
[Wow! My male is great! ! ! 】
[Miss sister has a crush on my husband! 】
[This is Ming Lian at all! ! Damn it! 】
...
Shu Qingqing was sitting next to Lin Luo. Hearing her words, the little tiger shook his body, and whispered in Lin Luo's ear, "Sister, you blinked when you were kidnapped."
Lin Luo:...Sure enough, the eyes of the masses are sharp!
Qi Hua originally thought that Lin Luo should be politely praised, but she did not expect her to praise so... the true feelings did not conform to the facts, and immediately burst into a charming smile: "It seems that President Ji is very unusual in Miss Lin's heart. Ah, or is President Ji very unusual for Miss Lin?"
Lin Luo knew that Qi Hua came with a mentality of recruiting gangsters from the beginning. As the husband of the whole people, Ji Chian dare to say a little more, and netizens dare to post her. At that time, no matter what she does, she will be caught by various male celebrities and fans, infinitely enlarged and malicious.
The days of being hacked to my mother's denial are just around the corner.
Thinking of this, Lin Luo lay down on the back of the sofa, and drew a self-deprecating and generous smile: "No way, who will let Ji always pay me a salary? The big boss is the biggest, and he wants to have a meal."
The big deal is to deduct points, anyway, the task is completed, at most three to five points will be deducted, which is more cost-effective than being greeted by the ancestral grave.
[Hey, my lady said Rainbow fart looks like me, I want a promotion and a salary increase]
[+1, it is estimated that Ji Nan God is watching the live broadcast, Miss Sister dare not stop the rainbow fart, hahahahahahaha]
[Some people look like fairies, but are actually social animals, hahaha]
...
But the point deduction reminder did not sound for a long time, and Ji Chian shouldn't be watching the live broadcast. Lin Luo was relieved.
Shu Qing's list was pure, but not stupid, and when she saw it, she fell softly on Lin Luo's shoulder: "Oh, I'm so hungry, I didn't have breakfast today."
Another female guest, Zhou Wei, is a single female anchor who is over 30 years old. She is steady and mature. After seeing Qi Hua's tricks, she felt bored, so she changed the topic: "It's over ten o'clock, you can prepare lunch. I’m fine with cooking. Does anyone else know how to cook?"
Jiang Chengyun spoke first: "I can cook some home cooking."
He is a few years older than Zhou Wei. He is elegant and friendly, with sophisticated acting skills. He has always been popular in the uncle circle. He is considered an old artist with both virtue and art. Fans are very pleased to come to the blind date show this time. I Uncle can finally get married.
So he will cook and fans think it's normal, after all, my uncle is virtuous.
However, when Lin Yuan said that he was good at cooking Sichuan cuisine, the fans went crazy, what treasure boy?
His participation in the show this time has made fans beat their chests and feet, why did their just 19-year-old brother Lin Yuan come to the love show! ! ! Is it to match Shu Qingqing's age? ! An 18-year-old national can fall in love with first love, but a 19-year-old national school grass absolutely cannot!
Ma Ma not allowed!
However, it is not allowed to be of any use. I can only move a small bench and sit in front of the screen and stare at my brother's every move, which contributes an amazing amount of broadcast to "Love Weekend".
I have to say that the artist coordinating this time is really a gimmick, and it is thanks to the one-stop service of Jiahe, who are all artists of the same company, and no one dares to be unhappy with the order, otherwise they will not have such a pot.
A big family is good.
However, it is still a bit difficult for three people to cook meals for eight people. After all, they are not people who work every day. Moreover, for such a blind date show, the odd number distribution is always inappropriate, so in the eyes of Zhou Wei's expectation, Lin Luo opened up Mouth: "I can cook too."
"What type will you do?"
"A little bit of everything."
A joke, the old lady is a person who has done five kinds of food variety shows, from the ten fingers not touching the Yangchun water to the possibility of opening a restaurant in a foreign country, the middle is not for nothing.
The more important reason is that she knows that none of these three people showed any moths in this show. It is very easy to stay away from the storm center of Shu Qingqing, Gu Shiyan and Qi Hua.
After this was settled, the remaining four people went out to buy the ingredients for the evening BBQ, leaving the four people to start lunch with the ingredients that the director team had prepared in the refrigerator.
Perhaps it was a matter of age span. The huge open kitchen was unconsciously divided into two batches. Zhou Wei and Jiang Chengyun were preparing ingredients for stewing soup and fish, while Lin Luo and Lin Yuan were cooking together. Stir-fried pork with sliced pork and hot pepper.
Lin Yuan is a typical cool and sunny boy next door. He debuted as a child star and participated in school dramas all the way. He has become a national school grass in the country. He has long legs and high emotional intelligence. It can be salt or sweet, but wolf and milk. Get closer. You can smell the faint fragrance of grass on him.
And the chili flavor of boiled pork slices.
Lin Luo did not expect that such a little boy would actually cook a good dish. While cutting the hot peppers, he looked at Lin Yuan next to him, watching his soft black bangs sweeping his slender eyebrows with a look. Concentrated, the aunt's heart flooded instantly and smiled: "The kid has two hands."
The kid finished the last layer of oil, raised his head and smiled at her, showing his big white teeth: "Yes, I'm great, Luoluo, you can pass the vegetables over, I'll cut peppers, this kind of sharp peppers are so spicy. Now, your girl’s skin is tender, don’t hurt anymore."
【what! ! ! Zizai! ! Not allowed to call Luoluo! Call sister! sister! Did you hear me? 】
[Oh, cub, I’m sour]
[ZaiZai is so good and kind, I hate that I am not pretty enough to record shows! 】
Lin Luo I was also twenty-five or sixteen years old in his last life, and her brother was about the same age as Lin Yuan, so when he looked at him as a pure child, he couldn’t help but blurt out:
You look good, gentle and considerate, and can do it. Fan’s young boys are simply human treasures."
Ji, who had just returned to the room, was cold and domineering. He couldn’t take care of himself. Old man. Chi An heard the words broadcast on the 360-degree surround sound as soon as he walked in. He looked at the two heads who were cooking together on the screen. , Raised his eyebrows unconsciously coldly.
The author has something to say: exam! How old is the old man Ji Chian this year!
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