Chapter 387: Set up
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Alien God System
- Paddling Kitchen God
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- 2021-01-31 12:06:55
choke!
There was a bit of cold light. While Yang Feng was not there and Na Hada was happily making fun of the girls around him, Ye Shiniang suddenly appeared behind him, took out a poisoned sharp dagger, and slammed behind him. Stabbed.
Are you still alive now? Jie Jie Jie...
puff!
However, just as her dagger was about to pierce Hada's back, a large, thick hand already grabbed her wrist fiercely.
Ye Shiniang was taken aback for a moment, then turned to look around, and saw that this person was not someone else, but Yang Feng was no doubt.
Your envoy, you..."
Get out! "
With a soft snort, Yang Feng shook his arm directly and threw the old bust out of the window.
Oh!
What sound? "
Hada was puzzled. Looking back, I didn't know when Yang Feng had already appeared behind him, and he was suddenly confused: Brother, when did you come back? "
just came back! "
With a slight smile, Yang Feng patted him on the shoulder, stepped beside him, and said with a smile: How is it, brother, what do you think of our Nanzhao girl? "
Xiuwaihuizhong, graceful and beautiful, wonderful, really wonderful, hahaha! "
Happy Pi Dian'er Pi Dian'er, Hada laughed, he has become a veteran of Hua Cong from the beginning.
Yang Feng nodded happily, but quickly sighed helplessly: Brother, since it's wonderful, let's be cool and chic while still single, I'm afraid there will be no chance in the future. "
Uh... that's it! "
Hearing his words, Hada was stunned at first, but quickly understood, and nodded in agreement: The eldest brother said that it is indeed inconvenient for Hada to appear in this Fengyue place after getting married with the princess. However, even the girl here is so beautiful, so surely the princess is even the Nine Heavens Profound Girl descending to the world, right? It's not a beautiful thing to be accompanied by the princess in this life, ha ha ha. "
Well, this..."
After smacking his mouth twice, Yang Feng pretended to caress his forehead helplessly, and turned his body, as if there was something unspeakable.
When Nahada saw him, he was taken aback: Brother, do you have something to say? "
Uh no no, you should have fun in time. Such words, we ministers, really hard to say..."
What are you talking about, please tell me the truth. "
The more Yang Feng was like this, the more suspicious then Hada, and kept asking.
Seeing that Yang Feng had already aroused his curiosity, he couldn't help but sighed after a wicked smile: Hey, brother, I shouldn't have said these things when I was a brother. But I think you are a real man, brother, I hurt you by mistake before, and I feel ashamed. If you don't say it, I will watch you jump into the fire pit, sorry for your conscience. "
The eldest brother has something to say straight, really anxious the younger brother. "
Then I said, don't tell it, let alone me, this is a royal secret. "
Don't worry about me, my younger brother will never talk nonsense! "
Nahada asked eagerly, his eyes fixed on Yang Feng.
After thinking for a while, Yang Feng waved out all the girls around him. After seeing no one, he said in a mysterious way: Brother, have you seen Princess Yun Zhan? "
The younger brother just came to the capital, has not entered the palace gate, has worshipped your majesty, so I have never seen him, what's wrong? "
Fortunately you didn't see it, otherwise I'm afraid of you... desperate! "
despair? "
Correct! "
Nodding fixedly, Yang Feng looked at him solemnly and said: Do you know why your Majesty married Princess Yun Zhan to your Chobe country? "
Because Princess Yun Zhan is the best princess in Nanzhao, capable of literary and military skills, in order to conclude a friendly agreement between the two countries, so..."
fart! "
With a loud shout, Hada hasn't finished speaking, Yang Feng has already cursed directly: That is to fool you foreigners, who will deliver the best things of their own? Will you send out the green jade rod for peace between the two countries? "
No no no...
With his head shaking like a rattle, Hada looked negative.
Isn't that enough? Comparing your heart to your heart, you will not give the best, how can we give the best? Especially our Majesty, is notoriously stingy! "
Then this princess Yun Zhan..."
Hada was a little nervous, Yang Feng sighed and said helplessly: She really couldn't get married in Nanzhao, and there was no other way, so she used it to make a relationship. Anyway, you will not be able to return the goods if there are thousands of rivers and mountains. We offer free shipping on the 7th, but we will never return it. "
what? Why can't the princess get married? "
What else can you do? Dignified princess, royal family. If you want a family background, you want money and money, it stands to reason that a bunch of people rush to marry, right? But this did not marry, it can only explain one point, ugly! "
ugly? "
Unable to take a breath, Hada asked cautiously: How ugly is it? "
Pie face, bucket waist, as ugly as you want. There is no ugliest, only uglier, so ugly that you can't imagine. "
After slapped his mouth twice, Yang Feng began to slobber: and he was not only ugly, but also smelly, and he was born with a strange smell. Bad breath, body odor, foot odor, everything is available. Ten miles away, there is no grass, known as the last fortress of the royal family, and gas bombs on earth. In the previous two years, there was a rebellion in the capital, and they had already hit the gate of the palace. Seeing Yun Zhan's face from a distance, he vomited three liters and fell to the ground weakly, and the rebellion subsided instantly. "
No way……"
Nahada was stunned. Yang Feng gave a wicked smile and continued: Shangjing recently killed so many officials, do you know why? "
I have heard that it seems that General Yang rectified the system of officials and cracked down on corruption? "
Hey, that's just publicity, I'm in the wrong. In fact, it was Yun Zhan who harassed their family every day, they would rather die than follow, forcing them to rebel, only then took them to justice. Otherwise, how could it be possible to kill so many people because of corruption? "
Harassment? "
Upon hearing this, Hada was even more incredible: the princess is going to harass the minister? "
Not to harass the minister, but the handsome descendants of their family, alas! "
After a long sigh, Yang Feng immediately whispered: To tell you the truth, the private life of the princess is quite disorderly and often harass the male compatriots around him. Everyone dared to be angry with her, but now that she knows that she is going to marry you Chobe, it's really cheering, firecrackers blast. I have to say, my brother, you are really doing harm to the people, and take over for us, thank you. "
what?
He couldn't help but twitch, Nahada was completely stupid.
No, his future imperial concubine, grand princess, is this virtue?
Suddenly, Hada grabbed Yang Feng's wrist and said anxiously: Brother, I want to see this princess, okay? "
How can this be? You are about to meet, absolutely return the goods, so your majesty will never let you see, you die. "
Brother, we met once, it is also fate. You can't watch the little brother fall into the fire pit like this. Before officially marrying the princess, I want to confirm whether my bride is really as unbearable as the elder brother said, please. "
Uh this..."
After squeezing his lips twice, Yang Feng pretended to nod in difficulty and said: Okay, who made the eldest brother upset you before, this time it should be compensated. Tomorrow in the morning, when the guard changes shifts, I will take you into the palace to see the princess's true face, so that you will be mentally prepared. "
Okay, thank you, brother! "
Nodding his head, Hada was full of anxiety, no longer in the mood to continue drinking, and finally chattered a little, and left here depressed.
After he left, Yue'er sneaked up in front of Yang Feng and said with a smile: Is it done? "
That's it. It's up to the princess' performance tomorrow, but where can I find such an exaggerated ugly princess? To scare him, I was a bit too ridiculous just now, tusk! "
Touching his chin, Yang Feng thought carefully.
At this moment, Ye Shiniang supported her old waist and limped back, sighing with a sigh: Your envoy, your hand is too heavy, my old body can't stand it. "
Yes!
When the eyes lit up, after Yang Feng and Yue'er looked at each other, they nodded and laughed together...